According to An Nan's statistics, Gospel has always been a serious procrastinator. The "Art List" and "Family List" are its normal update cycles - they are updated until the last second of the deadline.
In the history of the Weaving Festival, there were five times when the update was delayed until eight o'clock the next day. Each time it caused panic among all the readers of the Gospel. Countless people couldn't sleep, thinking that the Gospel was broken and the Weaving Festival could not go on. It can be seen that the delay of the Gospel will bring serious psychological trauma to the majority of readers.
However, in contrast, the update of the gospel has never happened once in history.
Not even once.
At least in the ten weaving festivals counted by An Nan, this has never happened. At most, it would be updated on time at 0:00 on the same day. For the people of the Gospel who have been waiting for the update, this is already the mercy of the Lord and the gift of fate.
Therefore, when An Nan and Pan Ji saw the Gospel pop up, their first reaction was not surprise, but panic!
Over the past few hundred years, we have experienced the collapse of mountains, the drying up of rivers, the roar of thunder in winter, the heavy snow in summer, and even the fusion of heaven and earth, the opening of the virtual realm, and invasions from foreign lands, but we have never experienced the gospel update!
Especially An Nan and other people who work in the office, they are the ones who understand Gospel the most, and they know that Gospel must act according to the rules. Once Gospel breaks the rules, it means that this is an order from a higher level - an angel, or God?
Although many thoughts flashed through their minds, everyone opened the Gospel without hesitation and read the latest masterpiece of the Gospel.
"Happiness List".
Ash and the others looked at An Nan with admiration - although the eldest lady had demonstrated her abilities many times before, she was able to obtain accurate inside information every time, which really made people wonder if An Nan was Fuyin's illegitimate daughter.
"No. 10 on the Happiness List: The Happiest Wedding"
"Introduction: Daphne Bonaba and Carlos Bonaba have been in love for ten years. After experiencing countless joys and sorrows, separations and reunions, and hardships in life, they finally got married. The day they got married in the Hanging Garden was both the end of their hardships and the beginning of their happiness. They will stay together forever, never separate, and use love to overcome countless difficulties...or...?"
The font on the gospel suddenly became blurred and even showed signs of smearing, as if someone was roughly modifying the history woven by the gospel, and he was smearing more and more crazily, not only the introduction and the list, but even the entire page was painted into a deep black, and then the red ink spread in the black, turning into a name that everyone was very familiar with.
"Ash Hiss."
"Huh?" Ash greeted everyone's questioning with a confused look on his face, "Why are you looking at me? Look at Miss! Miss, why is my name on it? Is it a surprise you prepared!?"
"If I could do that, your name would appear in the groom's position." An Nan said unhappily, "Maybe I'm halfway through updating the gospel, and I feel that your wedding is happier... huh?"
The list suddenly transitioned to video footage, showing a sky garden in the second-floor city. The sun was shining brightly in the sky but not dazzling. Below was a magnificent and prosperous city, and in the distance were snow-capped mountains. The scenery was as beautiful as a fairy tale world. Guests in the garden were dressed up, and the children were cute and well-behaved. As the band played, the colorful flowers also burst into rainbow colors. The festive joy almost jumped out of the image and infected the audience.
"It looks so boring." Harvey said, "If it were my wedding..."
Ash felt that he had gradually caught up with the necromancer's thinking: "The location will be set in a cemetery?"
"How is that possible? I have some common sense. A wedding should be held in a lively, passionate, and crowded place." Harvey said seriously, "For example, a battlefield after a war, with corpses everywhere, blood flowing like a river, the soil soaked with blood, and the air filled with obsession. It's simply the gap between life and death. It must be very romantic to get married on a battlefield."
Although Ash wanted to refute, he thought about it carefully and felt that getting married on a bloody battlefield was indeed quite romantic...
"Dad, wake up!" Liz rushed over and shook him: "Don't listen, don't feel, don't think, or you will learn the Necromancer faction!"
Hearing that he had to learn, Ash immediately came to his senses and quickly rubbed Liz's dog head twice to anchor his aesthetics. As expected of a necromancer who could control the gods in the future, Harvey had become more and more coquettish recently, and with just a few words, he almost drove Ash into the world of the dead.
"It's a nice place, but there are too many people." Igula said calmly, "How many of those guests are here to wish us well? What use are those kids other than making trouble? The band is too noisy, it would be nice to have a pianist instead..."
"Have you started planning your wedding with Anfill?" Ash asked, "Remember to send me an invitation."
Igula glanced at him and said, "Don't worry, I will never let you appear on my guest list."
Liz asked, "So what kind of wedding do you want, Dad?"
"To be honest, I don't like this kind of lively ceremony. I feel like a sacrifice. If it were me, I would just skip it..."
"That won't do!" An Nan and Liz rejected Ash's outrageous idea in unison.
"A wedding is a very, very important moment. Most fairy tales have a happy ending with a wedding!" Liz said seriously.
"That's right!" An Nan said, "This is something that only happens once in a lifetime. If you miss it, you can't make it up!"
"It may not be once in a lifetime..." Ash muttered.
At this time, the video material finally entered the wedding ceremony, and the newlyweds wearing princess wedding dresses and magician gowns entered. The wedding ceremony of the Gospel Kingdom is also full of the influence of the Gospel: both parties write their names on the cover of each other's Gospel, and the names are preserved forever.
This step has no practical significance, and the Gospel will not give newlyweds a 20% discount on their consumption, but in the Gospel tradition, this is the highest level of entrustment. To put it in an analogy, it is like using a couple's profile picture on your Moments, wearing a wedding ring on your ring finger, tattooing your lover's name on your lower back, and stamping "quarantine qualified" on qualified pigs... In short, showing the Gospel will let everyone know that you have formed a team in the game of life.
When the newlyweds, who were certified as the 'happiest' by the gospel, showed up in the video, everyone showed expressions of sudden enlightenment - although the man was handsome and the woman was beautiful, their eyebrows and eyes looked very similar.
To put it simply, anyone with a discerning eye can see that they are siblings.
Even in the open gospel country, sister-brother love is a very sensitive area. Unless the family is rich enough to use miracles to adjust genes, even the gospel does not recommend having children.
From this point, everyone understands that this wedding is indeed worthy of the description of "the happiest" - not only others, but even Gospel will use various clever arrangements to break them up as much as possible, such as letting the sister meet a more suitable person and letting the brother be pursued by a more suitable girl, because in Gospel's original plan, this is their "better life".
Their sufferings stem from their desire to break free from the shackles of the gospel. If they listen to the guidance of the gospel even once and obey the arrangements of the gospel even once, all their sufferings will disappear and happiness will become readily available.
But they didn't, so the gospel admitted defeat, and this future is the gospel's advance compensation.
The bride and groom looked at each other. There was not the kind of love and affection in their eyes that could burn and melt everything, but neither was there the indifference of looking at family members. Instead, the world in their pupils only had each other, and everything else was dust - if you must say it, Harvey would only have this kind of look when he talked about the undead faction, and no one else could match it.
Those are two unforgettable crazinesses, and when they can respond to each other, they become a happiness that even the gospel cannot help.
When the newlyweds sat on the stone table, exchanged gospels, and picked up a pen to sign the cover of the book, the video footage suddenly flashed.
The next second, a sword suddenly split the stone table in the sky garden, and everyone was startled.
"To be honest, I don't like this kind of lively ceremony. I feel like a sacrifice. If it were me, I would skip it and fast forward to the intimate part."
A familiar voice, even familiar words, everyone subconsciously glanced at Ash.
Yaxiu remained calm: "It's confirmed, Gospel copied my real-time book review."
"The hilt of the long sword was grasped by someone, and a young man in a dark red windbreaker appeared in the center of the garden. He looked around, and before he could say anything, the guests around him started to scream in panic. "Ash Hiss!" "Undead Demon Hiss!" "Lord of Disaster!" "Source of Disaster!" "He's really resurrected!?""
Hearing this, Ash and the others felt a very strange feeling in their hearts. However, before they could discuss it, the image changed drastically again -
"A white mist-like ghost enveloped the entire wedding scene, and even the sunlight lost its warmth. A mist spirit came to Ash and turned into a homeless man wearing a cloak."
““Harvey, the King of the Dead!” The guests were in a mess: “Even he is here, which means——”
"A well-dressed guest suddenly walked up to Ash, took off his hat and glasses, revealing his smooth blond hair and dazzlingly handsome face. The moment he showed his face, a quarter of the guests suddenly took out their weapons and changed their ways. They raised the crow feather gloves on their left hands and guarded the other guests."
"Rusty Crow!" The guests' voices trembled: "Why, why would the Three Doomsday Giants appear here?"
Damn, what are the three giants of doomsday? Ash can no longer hold it in.
I am a good man, Ash, and I have done nothing, how come I am as famous as Igula and Xavi! ?