Phew.

An Nan couldn't help but laugh out loud, Panji's lips were twisted and the smile was suppressed. Only Liz was jumping around excitedly while hugging Ash. "Dad, you are so awesome! The Lord of Disaster! The source of chaos! One of the three giants of the doomsday... Wait, what about me?"

"I've raised you to be super fat, so you don't dare to go out to see people." Ash said very seriously, "You will stay in your room all day long playing games and watching movies. If I urge you to work, you will scold you and leave. If I interrupt you playing games, you will call me a stinky old man..."

"How is that possible? Liz will be a super-beautiful lady when she grows up!" Liz spread her arms to emphasize that she is not just an ordinary beauty, but a super beauty: "And how could Liz hate Daddy!"

"Miss, did you say something similar when you were a child?" Yaxiu looked at An Nan: "I will never hate my mother..."

An Nan: “Of course not!”

Banji: “Yes.”

The eldest lady glared at the butler, who shrugged and shut his mouth.

"Stop arguing." Igula frowned, "This list... is very strange."

Everyone nodded, they all noticed that the 'Happiness List' was completely different from the previous three lists - the wedding guests knew Ash and the others very well, and even called out bandit names like 'The Three Giants of Doom', obviously having seen the Future List!

At this point, we have to discuss a question about the Weaving Festival: since people have seen the future of weaving, if it is a good thing, it would be fine, but if it is a bad thing, won’t people avoid it?

The most obvious one is the "Trick List". There are many victims in it, and even those on the Trick List are victims. Now that they have read the Trick List, would they still fall for Igula's trick?

Although they still do, this is not because of the forced correction of fate, but simply because of Igula's personal ability. And even if it is Igula, it is impossible to act according to the trick list.

In other words, the moment the "Trick List" is issued, it will not become the future. In this case, the gospel should weave "Trick List 2.0", but when everyone sees version 2.0, they will naturally avoid the tricks that appear in it, and then the gospel will weave 3.0, 4.0, 5.0...

Obviously, this kind of infinite nesting dolls is impossible, so when the gospel weaves the future, there is often a default premise: the people in it have never seen the weaving ceremony.

This is a very reasonable assumption, and it does not damage the accuracy of the Knitting Festival. Because in most cases, even if there is a discrepancy with the list, it will not be a world of difference. Among ten lists and a hundred rankings, only seven or eight are obviously distorted, and this yield rate is acceptable to everyone.

Moreover, most lists are character lists, and character lists have the smallest error. Although event lists are prone to large errors, most events are good things, so everyone is happy to follow the gospel, and some people even deliberately restore the events in the Weaving Festival 100%.

Lists of purely bad events like "The Trick List" and "The Family List" are simply a once-in-a-millennium spectacle. This kind of list of villains can only appear in the context of the end of the world. If the society is stable and the people are at peace, Harvey and Igulla would have been chased into the abyss by the Red Hats as soon as they appeared. How could there be the top ten families and the top ten tricks?

But "The Happiness List" breaks this default premise!

Everyone inside had seen the Weaving Festival, knew about Rusty Crow Igula and the Undead Harvey, and knew that Ash was resurrected from the dead, and they even named the idol group "The Three Giants of Doom"!

This feeling is like when you are playing the second round, the NPCs still remember what you did in the first round.

""Ash Seath..." The bride Daphne remained calm in the face of danger, protecting her brother Carlos behind her, and said calmly: "Are you here to attend our wedding?"

"That's right." Ash said, "To be precise, I'm here to grab a bride."

"As soon as he stretched out his hand, Daphne pushed it away fiercely. Daphne was so angry that her chest heaved and she stared at him straight: "We didn't know you before, why did you like us?"

""How do you know me? I know you the same way." Ash didn't get angry, he spread his hands and said, "No. 10 on the Happiness List, Daphne and Carlos. When I saw you on the list, I decided to take away your future.""

"Really?" An Nan asked suddenly, "Are you thinking of snatching the bride now?"

Liz also looked at Ash in shock: "Dad, you actually like to snatch other people's newlywed wives..."

"Are you focusing on the wrong thing?" Ash's mouth curled up: "Didn't you notice that 'Ash' mentioned the 10th place in the "Happiness List" - that is to say, he broke into the incident of the Happiness List because he read the "Happiness List", and now the "Happiness List" has woven him into it again!"

The show "Happiness List" hasn't even finished airing yet, but the people in it have already watched it, and they've even come to see the show based on their rankings...

An inexplicable sense of absurdity arose in everyone's hearts. If the wedding before 'Ash' appeared was a normal future, then the wedding after 'Ash' appeared was a composite future superimposed on multiple scenes. Although the latter was closer to reality, it was also more chaotic.

""Why?" Daphne asked, "This wedding will be over soon, there is nothing worth coveting-""

““I’ve already said that what I really want is you guys.” Ash smiled and said, “You guys are the future chosen by the Gospel. Just being able to defile you already makes me extremely excited! Come on, take them away—”

"No!" Daphne's hands glowed blue and she said firmly, "I will never let you succeed!"

"Really? I know you don't care about those guests, but you don't care about your lover and your brother either?" Ash's voice was like the devil's whisper: "You don't want to let go of this hard-earned happiness, do you?"

"I'm not a bad guy, I don't have to separate you, as long as you are willing to be obedient and submit to me, I will still give you time to be together." He said slowly: "You will have a warm little home, you will have a pair of children, you will grow old together forever... You are almost there, do you really want to give up?"

"Faced with such threats and intimidation, Daphne slowly collapsed to the ground and cried, "I clearly haven't done anything bad, why is this happening...""

Annan and Liz were no longer hiding their contemptuous looks, so Ash had to clarify: "This is absolutely a false accusation. I am a pure love knight with zero pollution and no additives. At most, I am bullying the weak, but I will never bully others by taking advantage of my power."

"But why would Gospel frame you for no reason?" Liz asked, "Dad, shouldn't you reflect on whether you have said or done anything that caused Gospel to misunderstand you?"

"How is that possible? The only opposite sex I can get in touch with now is you and the eldest lady. I would be secretly happy if you didn't sleep on my belly. As for the eldest lady, she was the one who messed with me!"

"Really?" An Nan asked, "Do you really have no evil thoughts towards me at all?"

"Of course..." Ash suddenly remembered the composite video materials he bought from Efallin: "...No (very quiet)."

The image continues.

"You made a wise decision." Ash said happily: "Come, take him away!"

"Two Crow Feather guests came over. Daphne collapsed on the ground with a dead heart. She had no desire to resist at all and let them reach out their hands -"

"Hey? Hey!"

"Daphne watched her brother Carlos being taken away by them, and quickly stood up and asked: "Why did you take Carlos away! ? "

"We wanted to take Carlos away from the beginning. In the future predicted by the gospel, Carlos's talents are what we need." Ash said, "Why do you think otherwise?"

"What about me?" Daphne asked stupidly.

"Are you interested in joining the Four Pillars?" Rusty Crow said, "We need social talents like you."

This unexpected turn of events made everyone unable to react. Ash immediately became arrogant, Annan avoided his sight, and Liz wanted to go back to her seat but was pulled back by him. She had no choice but to say awkwardly, "I actually always believed in Dad..."

"Believe that I'm a bad person? Believe that I like other people's wives? Believe that I can't find a girlfriend without coercion, inducement, and hypnosis?" Ash asked with a grin.

"Ash, I have always believed in you." Igula suddenly raised his hand and said.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, Liz, look, even Aunt Borgin--"

"I believe you have self-awareness."

"Harvey, can you please throw that box of roaches of yours over to Igola?"

"Ash, I'm going to criticize you now." Harvey said seriously: "It's wrong to waste food."

While they were chatting, the video footage ended completely, and then the Gospel returned to the list introduction:

"No. 10 on the Happiness List: The Happiest Wedding"

"Introduction: Daphne Bonaba and Carlos Bonaba have been in love for ten years. After experiencing countless joys and sorrows, separations and reunions, and hardships in life, they finally got married. The day they got married in the Sky Garden was both the end of their hardships and the beginning of their happiness. They will stay together forever, never separate, and use love to overcome countless difficulties. They will also create in the future... However, due to the interference of Ash Heath and others, this ranking is invalid."

"Reward: void."

"The culprit: Ash Hiss."

"Can you blame me for this?" Ash was confused: "Then if the sun doesn't rise tomorrow, will it also be my fault?"

"Annan," Igula asked, "Has there ever been a situation where a ranking is invalid and a reward is voided?"

"No." An Nan groaned. "Comparatively speaking, the future depicted in this list is also very different from all the lists. This is the first time I've seen a person on the list mention the list."

"Ash's actions are also very strange." Igula said: "Will he really go to the 10th place for trouble just for the reason of 'tarnishing the gospel'? And Harvey and I have no objection to this? We are not that boring."

"Invalid list, intruder, invalid reward, and early update..." An Nan bit her lower lip lightly: "Put these factors together..."

"It sounds like the author rushed out a bunch of shit just to keep up with the updates," Ash concluded.