The video footage of the 8th place 'Happiest Wife' on the 'Happiness List' has been broadcast.

To put it simply, Harvey made a major breakthrough in the Undead faction and created a perfect Undead wife. This wife completely understood Harvey's preferences, her thinking could keep up with Harvey's pace, and she loved Harvey wholeheartedly. Doing research with Harvey every day was her happiest time, and Harvey's progress was the source of her happiness. In this respect, she could be described as "the happiest". After all, normal couples always have quarrels and privacy, but they are simply a puzzle that fits perfectly.

At first glance, it seems quite logical.

Then Ash appeared as usual, and in a few words, he bewitched his wife and made her realize how much potential she had as a dead creature. In order to better help Harvey, she decided to become a magician as a dead creature, and no longer be content to be just Harvey's vassal!

At first glance, it seems to be quite positive.

Because she chose the second path, she is naturally not the happiest wife, her ranking is invalid, and her reward is void.

In the eyes of most people, there is nothing wrong with this future: Isn't it normal for a necromancer to make a dead bride that matches all his sexual preferences? And in order to take care of minorities, the Gospel list gave the title of the happiest wife to the dead creatures. Isn't it politically correct?

But to those who know Harvey, this is simply outrageous and outrageous. If Harvey really needed the sexual function of the undead, he wouldn't have only had Alice (♂) as a undead until now!

Yes, Harvey did have someone he liked before, but that was a feeling he developed before he delved deeply into the undead faction. Just like a cicada in summer, once you miss it, it’s gone.

Even if someone likes him again, Harvey, who is trapped in the cold winter of death, will never be able to embrace summer again.

Therefore, when Harvey looks at people now, he only cares about their functionality, not their sexual function.

Ash and Igula have a lot to say about this. These days, as they have been living in bunk beds with no private space, Harvey has had a lot of time to observe them. He has very carefully arranged various undead enhancements for them, such as two-handed ghoul enhancements, double-legged skeleton demon enhancements, heart corpse wizard enhancements... When he looks at people, it's really no different from looking at pork.

And in the final analysis, a partner is for emotional comfort. However, as a madman who is so powerful that he doesn't even need friends, Harvey needs no emotional comfort. When he wakes up in the middle of the night, he won't be sad about the passing of time, but will only repeatedly plan the scene of his own death.

"Xavi," Ash asked, "what do you think?"

"It is possible that I may have brain problems in the future." Harvey was very calm: "Maybe after I see Igula getting married, I will have new ideas. After all, human emotions are controlled by hormones, and reproduction is the most concerned project of hormones. It is not surprising that I succumb to biological instincts."

"But undead creatures can't reproduce..."

"Hmm?" Harvey looked at Ash with a strange look: "Isn't reproduction just about creating a new, intelligent life?"

"So you still haven't..." Ash said, and suddenly caught up with Harvey's train of thought - in a sense, the necromancers did reproduce.

"So she is both your daughter and your wife?" Igula said lightly.

"Igula, are you kidding me? I didn't say anything!" Ash quickly covered Liz's ears: "There are children here, be careful of the impact!"

Liz broke free from Ash's hand and said, "Aunt Borgin, please tell me more. I want to hear it."

Ash: "Σ(°△°|||)︴?"

The happiest red hat is No. 7. The lucky winner is Cleos, a familiar figure that everyone knows. Before we finish introducing her great achievements, Ash suddenly appears. Just like before, Ash easily kidnaps Cleos, and Cleos seems to have become Ash's licking dog. Then the ranking is invalid and the reward is scrapped.

The sixth is the happiest businessman, with Elynn appearing in the film with honor, character introduction, Ash flashing, and being accepted as a dog...

No. 5…

It becomes more and more outrageous later on. Almost all the people who appear are related to Ash and his group. Ash must appear in the middle of the video footage, and then he will use various methods to make those on the list deviate from their original track, and they will surrender and follow Ash's footsteps one after another.

And the most surprising thing is that almost all the unmarried women who appear in the film, including Cleos, Efrine and others, show a strong attachment to Ash. Ash is very suspicious that the Gospel List has misjudged his race - he is a human, not a Veela!

The "Happiness List" has turned into Ash's stamp collecting journey, and Gospel is almost becoming a matchmaking agency.

Liz hung her whole body on Ash and seriously selected a stepmother, saying that this one was not tall enough and that one was not gentle enough, as if Ash had the choice.

"No. 2 on the Happiness List: The Happiest Clan Leader"

When he saw this title, even though Ash was used to the outrageousness of this list, he still had a bad feeling.

"Synopsis: With the help of her sister Nona Sennheiser, Kyna Sennheiser has expanded the family business..."

Liz keenly noticed that Ash's body suddenly became stiff, and asked, "Dad, why do you get nervous when you see Sister Annan's mother?"

An Nan looked over when he heard the voice.

"No way!" Ash shook his head quickly: "I'm just scared! Qinna almost captured our Sanctuary Magician. Isn't it normal for me to be afraid when I see her?"

Liz and Annan looked at Ash suspiciously, then lowered their heads to continue watching the video footage.

The first scene was quite normal, telling the story of how Qinna became the leader and expanded Sennheiser with the support of Nona. Until the familiar scene flashed by, and Ash suddenly appeared in the picture.

"You!" Qinna immediately stood up nervously: "Why are you here! ?"

"Isn't it normal for me to be here?" Ash walked up to Qinna and said, "Didn't you always want me to become a member of the Sennheiser tribe? Aren't you happy for me to go home now?"

"He reached out his hand to touch Qinna, but Qinna slapped it away: "Ash, Sennheiser doesn't welcome you, hurry up--"

"Pah! Ash pushed Qinna back onto the chair, their faces so close that their noses were almost touching."

"You are so rude." Ash stared at her and said, "Your heart is beating fast. Are you nervous?"

"I am afraid. I am afraid of you!" Qinna gritted her teeth and said, "How dare you, Ash--"

"You called me the wrong name again." Ash gently touched Qinna's face: "What should you call me? Huh?"

"Qina's face flushed immediately. She was a red hat from the Holy Land, but she didn't dare to resist. Instead, she leaned stiffly against the chair, her chest rising and falling. She looked away, bit her lower lip and said, "Master, Master...""

"Next scene, the big bed."

"Banji, please help me."

"good."

Ash and Panji blindfolded one and covered the other's ears, instantly blocking Liz from the world channel. Liz definitely refused and kept struggling: "Why don't you let me see Dad and Aunt Qinna!? Let me see, let me see! Did they kiss?"

Not really.

After all, it was a picture for the entire gospel, so the scale was actually very small. In the picture, there was only Ash lying on the bed covered with a quilt, which immediately made Ash feel relieved...

…

…

In the Sennheiser Building, a maid saw this scene and gasped.

“It turns out to be true!”

"Everything they told me was exactly the same! I thought he was just lying... That man actually belongs to the clan leader's sister..."

“The clan leader actually knows how to act like a spoiled child! She even begged him, begged him not to do that… I wouldn’t dare to even dream of such a scene!”

…

"No. 2 on the Happiness List: The Happiest Clan Leader"

"Introduction: Qinna Sennheiser could have become the happiest clan leader with the help of Nona Sennheiser, but unfortunately she met Ash Hiss and became his concubine. This ranking is invalid."

"Reward: Void"

"The culprit: Ash Hiss"

When the second place of "Happiness List" ended, the room suddenly became quiet.

The atmosphere was so heavy that even the psychic didn't know what to say to warm up the atmosphere.

Liz stared at Ash with resentment, then turned to An Nan and said, "Sister An Nan..."

Although it was still an ordinary greeting, at this moment, the title "Sister An Nan" seemed to have been given a new meaning.

An Nan glanced at them expressionlessly, lowered his head and said, "The first place has been updated."

"No. 1 on the Happiness List: The Happiest Queen"

"Introduction: ..."

The first one didn’t even have an introduction, and it went straight to the video footage. And this time, it seemed like Gospel didn’t even bother to pretend to do it, and had Ash appear right at the start.

"In the magnificent palace, Ash lazily sat on the throne at the top, and the young queen sat on his lap, with her back to the camera so her face could not be seen. She hugged Ash's neck affectionately, looking like the favorite concubine of the Lord of Disaster."

The image ends.

"No. 1 on the Happiness List: The Happiest Queen"

"Introduction: There is Ash Hiss, ranking is invalid."

"Reward: Void"

"The culprit: Ash Hiss"

Ash closed the Gospel with a sense of relief.

This is his most uncomfortable appearance on the list because he appears as a villain from beginning to end.

It is different from the "Family List", where he could only be regarded as a lackey at best, and the mastermind was still the necromancer Harvey. However, this time in the "Happiness List", he almost always eats all the food alone, from the last place to the first place, and he almost eats up all the grass in his own backyard.

If evil had a color, it would certainly not be the color of Ash.

Ash saw Liz turn back to look at the Queen's screen and said, "Don't look at it. That's definitely not your stepmother. I don't even know her... Hey?"

Liz suddenly became nervous and quickly closed the Gospel: "Dad, what are you surprised about?"

"No, I just found that the Queen's posture is quite similar to yours." Ash said.

At this time, Liz was also sitting on his lap, with one hand around his neck, which was indeed somewhat similar to the picture of the Queen.

Liz's body froze, but she quickly calmed down and laughed with her hands on her hips: "Yes, I am the queen! So Dad, you have to listen to me. We have to buy ice cream tomorrow!"

Ash didn't bother to pay attention to her and turned to look at Annan and Igula: "After reading the list, can you explain what happened in the Weaving Festival?"

An Nan closed the Gospel and considered his words for a long time.

"Do you know about 'illusionary angelism'? In ancient dramas, when the plot needs to take a major turn and characters like angels appear on the stage, the illusionist will create a scene effect to make the angel appear on the stage very abruptly."

"Later, in drama and novels, 'illusion' generally refers to those far-fetched, forced, and unfounded plots. For example, when the writer doesn't know how to continue writing, he will arrange for an angel to save everything, or arrange for a meteorite to destroy everything."

Ash said thoughtfully, "We are angels?"

"No." An Nan said, "You are meteorites."