"It's all Ash's fault!"
In the main house of Beldette, Falin stamped her feet in anger after reading the list: "If it weren't for Ash's interference, we would have received two list rewards this time!"
There is no trace of Leia now, so the reward must be given to her parents Anfil and Igulla; and Efalín herself is also on the list as the "happiest businessman", so Beldette really has a great harvest in the "Happiness List", being on the list twice in a row.
However, due to the appearance of Ash, the list is invalid and the rewards are scrapped!
For Yifalin, this was more infuriating than being included in Ash's harem on the list - she lost two rewards! When not making decisions, Yifalin was actually a very particular person. Other family leaders would definitely care more about the list information than the rewards, but Yifalin was obsessed with the rewards.
After all, for her, everything she had was brought by Beldette, and she didn't have anything of her own. This was also the reason why she ran away from home when she was young and longed for true love. Now that Gospel actually recognized her personal value, she almost got a reward that was "exclusively for her", but it was lost because of Ash. It would be strange if she wasn't angry.
"No, I want to control Igula and make him bring Ash over as well!" Yilin sat on the table and sulked: "When the time comes, you will be in charge of Igula, and I will be in charge of Ash. We must squeeze the reward back!"
Anfeier looked at Yifalin in a strange way. Her sister paid too much attention to Ash. Besides, Ash was not a debtor, so theoretically he would not be a factor in her decision. Although her sister wanted to pursue ordinary love, she liked the role of a domineering CEO. However, the most domineering CEO in the gospel was herself...
"Sister Yilin, the reason why our list is invalid and the rewards are scrapped actually has nothing to do with Ash."
"Ah?" Yifilin tilted her head: "How can it have nothing to do with him? If he hadn't seduced me, how could I have lost the title of the happiest businessman?"
Anfil said: "Think about it carefully. Ash is just an influencing factor, or in other words, he is just a reason. Just like I can only give you advice, but the real decision-making is up to you, Sister Elin."
Yifalin blinked: "You mean..."
"Ash Hiss is just a fig leaf for the gospel."
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"But it's fine if Gospel writes fan fiction about our character's collapse, but why do I always get intruded into other people's stories as the source of all evil?"
Ash asked in confusion, "And it's been ten times in a row. In its storyline, I actually became an anti-gospel chaosist. Anyone on the Happiness List will have their life changed by me, causing their ranking to become invalid... Why don't I go back to sleep with my wife if I have so much free time?"
"Aren't you a chaosist, Ash?" Harvey cut off a small piece of lamb and stuffed it into his mouth, asking curiously, "I've never seen you do anything that's good for order."
Ash wanted to give some examples to refute the necromancer, but he recalled the good things he had done: jailbreaking, smuggling, deceiving the gospel, escaping from a wanted list... not to mention that he had just led a legion war in the virtual world.
The title of "source of trouble" is not wrong if you think about it carefully!
"I adopted Liz. Isn't this a good thing for order?" Ash lifted Liz up and Liz nodded repeatedly.
Harvey was a little confused for a moment - didn't Liz initially use Ash as her scapegoat because she thought Ash was easy to bully? Did he remember it wrong, or did Ash and Liz start to modify the history book?
"Ash, you got it wrong." Igula took a sip of hot milk and said, "It is the Gospel that needs you to be the source of all evil, so it writes stories about the people around you."
"What do you mean?" Ash looked confused, rubbing Liz's white fur head to relieve the tension in his heart: "Have I ever insulted Gospel? Why does it retaliate against me like this?"
"Come to think of it, I haven't explained why you are meteorites yet."
Annan flicked her earrings and said, "The significance of the meteorite is that it can destroy all the characters, causing the story to end immediately - for Gospel, which is in a hurry to update, 'ending' is exactly what it needs."
"In fact, we can see from the list that Gospel actually has a lot of 'original content' - except for Leah and Harvey's wife, Daphne, Cleos, Efrin, and Qinna are all born people of Gospel, so Gospel can't make random deductions about them."
"But," An Nan paused, "Gospel has only predicted a little bit about their future. There is not enough time to continue the prediction. What should we do? At this time, we need a meteorite to destroy them and end their story directly."
"Ash, Igula, Xavi, you are the meteorite."
"As long as you interfere with their lives and wantonly destroy their fate, the Gospel will not need to weave their future, and the list will be invalid. As for why you will do this in the future..."
"Because we have "infinite possibilities." Ash said bitterly: "Gospel is like using us as toilet paper to wipe your ass!"
If Fuyin is really an author, Yaxiu would want to rush to his door and yell at him: It's better for you to stop updating than to produce such garbage! In order to catch up with the update, you actually came up with such a rubbish plot, are you worthy of the readers? RNM, return the money!
The current situation is this: In order to update ahead of schedule, Gospel added a paragraph in the middle of the plot: "Suddenly a meteorite fell and destroyed all the characters", which was a bad ending, and then it was submitted for publication.
As for why the meteorite fell, there are actually some hidden clues: because this meteorite came from a foreign land. Although it currently looks like an ordinary migrant worker meteorite, it does not rule out the possibility that it will grow into a demon meteorite, even if the possibility is only 1%.
It is easy for the gospel to be written like this, but has it ever considered the feelings of the meteorite?!
"I can understand meteorites," Harvey said as he ate mashed potatoes, "but why should the gospel invalidate the rankings?"
"Because the ranking is really invalid." Igula said: "Not only is Ash's intrusion into the plot fabricated, even the people on the list are fabricated - they are only related to Ash, so Gospel put their futures on the list, making Ash's interference more logical."
"So the gospel must deny their ranking. If it is a real "Happiness List", they will not be on the list at all!"
An Nan shook his head: "Not necessarily. I think the 10th place ranking should be valid, but it is only 10th place. After all, you don't know Daphne and her brother... It's just to implement Ash's 'destructive characteristics', so the happiest wedding can only be buried with him."
"As for the rankings at the end, they should be set up to make Ash appear in the venue in a reasonable manner. After all, Ash knows most of the people in the venue, so it can't be a coincidence."
Hard, hard, Ash's blood vessels hardened when he heard it!
The gospel routine is too deep, I want the blood moon back!
With Ash as the perfect excuse to clean up the mess, even though Gospel updated a garbage chapter, it was able to shift all the blame to Ash, and it could also take the opportunity to veto these plots as if nothing had happened!
Even without compromising the accuracy of the weaving ceremony!
In this way, the gospel was mixed up once, readers read the water text once, and only the world in which Ash was injured was born.
The living room fell silent for a moment, everyone was thinking about the changes brought about by the gospel, until Banji spoke up: "Let's eat, the broth is getting cold."
Everyone then remembered that they were having a meal, but their rhythm was suddenly interrupted by the "Happiness List".
Ash turned around and saw that Harvey had eaten half of the food without noticing - he had been working like a slave at the construction site for a whole day and had not used his magician power, so he was already starving.
"Uncle Harvey, please stop eating, I don't have enough to eat!"
"Butler Panji, please serve me a bowl of soup, thank you."
"The lamb is very tender and fragrant. Your Stand's cooking skills are really good, Ash."
"Hmm!" Liz choked because she ate too fast and too hastily because she was fighting with Harvey for food. Ash couldn't help laughing and patted her back and fed her soup.
After eating and drinking, Ash suddenly felt that although the "Happiness List" was a bit sloppy, it didn't seem to have much impact on him. Just as Harvey said, even if his reputation was not infamous, it was at least infamous, and he didn't need the bonus of these small things.
As long as I'm useless enough, no one can take advantage of me!
What’s the “Happiness List”? Not having enough to eat is more important to him.
Until Igula suddenly broke the warmth: "Miss, you seem very happy."
Everyone looked at An Nan and found that the corners of Zi Fei Moth's mouth, which was stained with black pepper sauce, were indeed slightly upturned. An Nan was startled and smiled: "Because I worked all day and the dinner was so delicious, I couldn't help but feel a little happy."
"Really?" The fraudster lowered his eyelids: "I thought you were happy because the list was invalid."
ah?
Ash, Harvey, Liz and other artiodactyls were bewildered - why would Annan be happy if the list was invalid?
However, An Nan sighed at this time, spread his hands and said: "Actually, I'm not sure yet. I'm not hiding it on purpose. Igula, you are really too suspicious."
"If you want me to give you 100% trust, then you have to be as stupid as Ash." Igula said lightly.
"Okay, can you please stop persecuting me?" Ash said, "What are you talking about?"
"Since Gospel is in a hurry to end the Weaving Festival, this situation of 'invalid list' will continue to occur, and even the last six lists may all be invalid." Igula said: "In this way, only the first three lists will be effective."
"The recipient of the Divine Lord's wish will only be selected from the top three lists."
Ash and Liz were startled for a moment, then they stared at An Nan!
They recalled the funeral agency's first three rankings.
No. 1 on the Art List: Annan Dolan.
No. 1 on "Family List", Archibald Harvey.
No. 1 on the "Trickery List", Igulla Bogin, and... No. 10, Annan Dolan!
In the funeral office, An Nan is the only one who has two rankings!