The "Gospel List" has the highest weight, and the requirement for being on the list is to be a pure and flawless girl!
Although Ash knew that everyone liked beautiful girls, even the Lord God was so superficial, it was really too much!
"Miss, let me see the people who have made the Gospel List throughout the ages. I want to study the hobbies of the All-Knowing Weaver!"
"Can't you spend points to see it yourself?" An Nan touched the amethyst earring and said, "But even if you look back, you can't see anything - because the first-place echoers of the gospels of all generations are girls wearing veils, and their appearance is covered."
"Ah? The All-Knowing Weaver is eating alone?" Ash looked down at Liz, took out the twisted mask from his arms and put it on her face: "Like this?"
"Where did the big devil and the little witch come from?" An Nan said unhappily, "Forget it. I never thought of using Liz to deceive the Gospel List. Not to mention that Liz doesn't meet the requirements at all. And as I said just now, the first place on this list was determined before the weaving ceremony started."
Although Ash thinks that Liz is the cutest little girl, she is indeed not innocent and is also a bit far from being kind. If she grows up, she will definitely be a beautiful girl who is good at playing with people's feelings and makes people love and hate her. Ash has always felt that Liz has recognized the wrong parents. She should recognize Aunt Bogin as her mother, which is a professional match.
Igula asked, "Who is the designated No. 1 on the Gospel List?"
"The next Queen of Yisu."
An Nan glanced at everyone and said slowly: "The first place winner of each Gospel List will become the Queen of Yisu in the next fifty years. The emperor who lives in the imperial capital Nabisteen now is the first place winner of the previous Gospel List."
"Since the founding of the Yisu Dynasty, this tradition has never changed without exception."
Igula frowned: "Every session?"
“Every session.”
"No abnormal situation has occurred? Is it possible that other people were on the list, but the Yisu royal family accepted them as royal family members before the list was announced--"
An Nan shook his head. "Believe me, when I first thought about taking the Lord's wish, the first option I considered was to become the number one on the Gospel List. And it's not just me. Who doesn't want the Lord's wish? Guess which family, such as Beldette, Mercury, and Kesri, hasn't thought about taking the Lord's wish?"
"But the fact is that the Yisu royal family has been firmly holding the top spot on the Gospel List for hundreds of years, and it has never fallen to anyone else." She shrugged: "It is precisely because of this list that I am so bold to lead you to blaspheme the gospel - the Yisu royal family has been blaspheming the gospel for hundreds of years!"
"How is it possible that every royal family has the purest maiden of the entire Gospel? The only explanation is that the Isu royal family has mastered the technique of deceiving the Gospel and stole the biggest reward of the Weaving Festival!"
“Even if the Gospel invalidates all other lists, it will not invalidate the Gospel List—because it does not need to be woven at all, and the Yisu royal family has already prepared an answer for it!”
Ash felt Liz squirm in his arms. He rubbed his white-haired head and asked, "But why does the Weaving Festival have such a strange list as the Gospel List? Can the purest girl increase productivity or enrich everyone's spiritual needs?"
If it was once or twice, it would be fine, but it was too strange to have this list at every weaving festival, especially compared with other lists - "Art List", to meet the needs of spiritual civilization; "Family List", to guide families to quickly hold on to new thighs; "Trick List", major events that will happen in the next fifty years...
The purest girl has neither achievements (good nor evil) nor can she guide social life. It’s nice to appreciate her occasionally, but she can’t become the only permanent list of the Weaving Festival, right?
Is it really the Omniscient Lord Weaver who is choosing a concubine?
"Gospel has never responded to this." An Nan said, "There are currently three mainstream ideas: the All-Knowing Weaver wants everyone to become innocent, pure, and kind, so she created this list to attract us to imitate; the Gospel List is the foundation of the other nine lists, and once it changes, it will cause the Weaving Festival to collapse, so the All-Knowing Weaver did not change this list; the All-Knowing Weaver is a woman and likes women."
The first reason is easy to understand. What the leaders like will be liked even more by the subordinates. However, social trends obviously cannot be guided by a list, not to mention that there are only 10 places on this list.
If the number of places could be expanded to 100 million, then perhaps Ash would be able to see a gospel kingdom filled with beautiful girls.
The second one is also very normal, just like a pile of shit code, you don't know why it works, but as long as it works, just leave it alone.
"But why did you guess that the All-Knowing Weaver is a woman?" Ash felt puzzled: "Shouldn't you guess that it's a man?"
Annan asked: "If you were to design a list to select women, would you give the highest weight to 'kindness and innocence'?"
"Hmm..." Ash groaned, "It's hard to say. For me, there are many qualities in women that I value very much."
An Nan asked: "What's the most important thing?"
"I'm embarrassed to say it, but it should be the figure."
"I'm sorry, but you shouldn't answer so quickly!" An Nan quickly glanced at himself, snorted and said, "Superficial!"
"If it were me, I would pay more attention to her strength," said Harvey.
"Yeah, I understand." Ash nodded and said, "After all, she is also your fighting tool. Strength is indeed the most important thing."
"I'm not talking about the body." Harvey glanced at him and said, "I think the best woman is the one who can kill the target I need in the fastest and most efficient way, and then bring his body back to me..."
"I'm sorry, we are discussing the character's sexual function here, not functionality." Ash looked at Igula: "What about you?"
Igula glanced back coldly: "The factors I value are the same as those of the Gospel List."
"Because pure and innocent women are particularly easy to deceive?"
"Because such women don't exist at all." Igula said, "Children learn to play with their lives from a young age, desires gradually arise in adolescence and evil desires run rampant, and in youth they see the intertwining of good and evil in society... Unless they live in a place isolated from the world since childhood, how can there be a pure and innocent girl? I want to see what kind of monsters the future list will find for me."
"According to the Trickster's Guide, the more a Trickster says he dislikes someone, the more he likes them in his heart." Ash chuckled and said, "I didn't expect you, Igula, to like the pure and innocent type... ah, I understand!"
Igula raised his eyebrows: "Fool, what do you know?"
"Anfil does fit this description!" Ash suddenly realized: "No wonder Gospel thinks that you and Anfil will get married in the future! So that's why, she completely meets your preferences!"
"Dad, what is the Trickster Strategy?" Liz asked, "Can I become a Trickster after learning it?"
"No, but once you learn it, you will know how to deal with a trickster." Ash looked at the butler boy: "What about the pancake? What do you value most?"
Banji was slightly startled and said with a smile: "Is the topic off track?"
"That's right." An Nan said, "No matter why the All-Knowing Weaver set up the Gospel List, we just need to know that it has become our biggest obstacle."
"My original plan was to compete for the rankings on the previous multiple lists so that one of you would accumulate a high enough weight to completely overshadow the first place on the Gospel List and obtain the Divine Lord's Wish with the first place."
"So I'm not very happy, even though I'm the highest ranked one now." An Nan spread his hands and said, "With just two rankings, I can't replace the position of "First Gospel"."
"I now sincerely hope that the other lists are not invalid, but the probability is not high. Since the All-Knowing Weaver intends to speed up the Weaving Ceremony, it is impossible for him to speed up only one list."
Ash hesitated for a moment and asked, "Have you ever thought that even if the Weaving Festival is not accelerated..."
"Even if we get nine first places, will the God's Wish still be given to the First Gospel? Of course I have thought about this possibility, and I think the probability is very high." An Nan said calmly: "But so what?"
But so what?
If they didn't do it because they thought there was little hope, then An Nan would never have led them to carry out the plan to blaspheme the gospel. This was a conspiracy against the Lord God, and from the beginning, she had already prepared herself to lose everything.
Ash didn't see any regret in An Nan's eyes. She was like a moth in the dark, and it was her destiny to fly into the fire. But Ash still didn't know what she wanted to burn.
"Since all previous Yisu emperors have obtained the wishes of the God Lord," Igula asked, "then what did they wish for?"
"I don't know." An Nan shook his head: "This is the second of the three great mysteries of the gospel: why the queens of all previous dynasties were on the list, and what wishes the queens of all previous dynasties made."
Ash asked, "What is the third mystery?"
An Nan glanced at him and said, "Who are the men of all the previous queens... But we are lucky, one of the answers is sitting right in front of us."
Ash felt very wronged - if the other rankings on the "Happiness List" were considered jokes about Ash, then the wedding at No. 10 and the queen at No. 1 were absolutely nonsense!
He has never even seen the Queen, so how can Gospel determine that he will dominate the Queen in the future?
What’s even more abominable is that the Queen didn’t even show up on the Happiness List, so he couldn’t even see what new wife Good News had given him!
"Liz," Ash said to Liz, bored, "Do you think the queen will be pretty?"
Liz blinked. "I think... maybe it's similar to when Liz grows up?"
At this time, Harvey burped and said slowly, "That means, An Nan, you no longer have a chance to seize the Lord God's wish?"
"It's us." An Nan emphasized the name and continued, "Theoretically, there is no chance, but Gospel not only invalidated other lists, but also delivered the sword that can solve all problems to me."
Igula was startled, then realized something and immediately stood up, staring at An Nan and said, "That kind of unproven speculation cannot be the main factor in decision-making!"
"But this is the only chance we have left." An Nan looked at him and said, "We have finally come this far. Even if the flame is only the weakest, I must make it burn."
Ash looked at the two of them who suddenly started quarreling, somewhat confused.
Optimist, pessimist, me?
Ash: "Can you please switch to normal language before you quarrel? We can't understand you when you meow like this!"
The trickster stared at the purple moth for a long time before slowly sitting down. His face was as calm as a lake, but his heart was turbulent - even though he had gained the knowledge of the ruling faction, even though he had experienced the spiritual sea of millions of people in Beldette, he still couldn't reverse Annan's slave contract through the spiritual faction!
The gospel accelerated the weaving ceremony, which not only interrupted Annan's rhythm, but also disrupted Igula's arrangements!
He wanted to use the power of the Psychic Faction to forcibly cancel the contract before the final list came out. The debt contract between Yifalin and him was the homework and final exam left by the fraudster for himself - as long as Yifalin's debt could be cancelled, Igula would be sure to get them out of Annan's control!
But it all happened too fast.
Their quiet days were too short.
Purple Moth looked at the cult leader and said, "Ash, although the Gospel used you to invalidate the list, it also granted you a special privilege that you never had before."
"You are a 'disrupter of fate' recognized by the Gospel. All the influence you have caused is considered a 'reasonable small deviation in the fate range'. In terms of the list, no matter who you have influenced, she can still be on the list, but her ranking will be invalid."
"This is not the original intention of the gospel, but a new rule temporarily set up to speed up weaving. But since it is a new rule, it will continue to be followed, otherwise it will lead to contradictions between the previous and next lists."
Ash also reacted: Since Gospel used Ash to wipe the ass of "Happiness List", Gospel must admit that Ash is a piece of toilet paper that can wipe out the future.
This is what Annan meant by "a man who messes up fate" - Ash unknowingly gained a license to kill that is limited to the Gospel region: he can kill (invalidate) the future of any Gospel person!
Ash caught a glimmer of inspiration: "Are you thinking about me..."
An Nan said: "If you kill an Echo who is not on the list, then Gospel will not bother to modify the list, because "You can destroy the future" is a new rule that has been announced. It will only operate according to this logic and invalidate the ranking of the killed person."
"Ash, you are a knife given to us by the gospel."
"As long as you can kill the No. 1 on the Gospel Ranking first, the Weaving Festival will invalidate her ranking, and I will rightfully become the highest ranked!"
After a brief silence, Harvey suddenly smiled and said, "So, we are finally going to kill someone? Who is the target?"
Panji looked worried, Igula frowned, and Liz buried her head deeply in Ash's arms.
"The future Queen of Yisu." An Nan said, "A princess who lives in the imperial capital of Nabisteen."
"Ash must kill her to complete the final blasphemy against the gospel."
"So now there are two pieces of news. The good news is that you only have one last task left, and the bad news is that this task may be your last." An Nan took out a handkerchief to wipe his mouth and said, "Destination, the imperial capital Nabisdin, mission content-"
"Assassinate the princess."