“Ah~ah~ah~”

“Hmm~Hmm~Hmm~”

In the beauty salon, Fili's muscles except for her face were all tense, and she almost cried as she said, "Senior, you never said it hurt so much!"

"I told you! Ah~"

"You just said it hurt a little!"

"Just tell me the painful area is only a small area!"

"You... um~"

After the treatment, the two of them lay on soft chairs and applied facial masks, but the pain on their faces seemed to remain in their pores. Fili said weakly, "I will never come here for needle cleaning again."

"Reality is not the magician's world created by Mr. Heath. There are no miracles within reach." Senior Sister Leah recovered and said lazily, "If you want to become beautiful, it will either be tiring, painful, or troublesome. If you want to become more beautiful quickly, you will only be tired, painful, and troublesome."

“Wuwuwu…”

In fact, both Fili and Leah are naturally beautiful, but no matter how beautiful they are, they will still be suppressed by the endocrine system and metabolism. Today, Fili suddenly asked Leah for advice on how to remove blackheads, and she hoped that it would be effective immediately, so Leah had to bring Fili to do the needle removal.

This thing is simply to insert a needle into the skin to squeeze the pores, and then squeeze the blackheads out. Because the needle is very thin, it won't bleed, but it will hurt, and it's scary - poking the needle on your face, it feels like you'll poke your cheek if you're not careful.

"But your suffering is worth it. Your face is now flawless without any dead corners. Even with a magnifying glass, you can't find any blackheads. You beat 99% of your peers." The senior said, "Any man would want to kiss your egg-white face!"

However, Fili was not interested: "It only defeated 99% of mortals."

"Has being Mr. Heath's assistant made you so arrogant? The praise of mortals can no longer satisfy your growing appetite?" The senior student complained: "Then you defeated 99% of the fairy succubi, okay?"

"No."

"Why do you make it sound like you've seen a fairy succubus?"

"Just think about it," Fili said softly, "In a world where miracles exist, everyone can surely use miracles to make themselves very perfect and very beautiful, right?"

"Of course. For example, they can use miracles to remove blackheads. There is no need to use needles to remove them, which is so painful. They don't even have blackheads at all!" The senior student said seriously: "More importantly, they may not need to poop! Have you ever seen the fairy succubus in fantasy works poop?"

Fili was startled, then became dejected: "Yes, no matter what I do, I..."

"But why would you want to compete with a fairy succubus who doesn't need to poop?"

The senior student asked, "Isn't it enough to surpass 99% of ordinary people?"

"not enough."

"How come it's not enough? Even if Demir has high standards for appearance, you can get full marks, right?"

"ah?"

Noticing the confusion in Fili's tone, the senior student looked confused instead: "Aren't you coming here with me to do the needle cleaning in order to leave a perfect first impression on Demir tomorrow?"

Just at this moment, there was a loud shouting outside. They turned around and saw from the window that the street outside was filled with silver-white flying feathers.

Fili immediately took off her mask and wiped her face with a towel, then walked to the window and looked into the distance. She saw countless people stopping on the street to take pictures. The entire capital of Jiashi was immersed in the beautiful spectacle of falling silver feathers.

She stretched out her hand, trying to catch the falling silver feather, but the moment it touched her, it turned into scattered starlight and disappeared without a trace.

"So beautiful!" The senior student walked up to her and her eyes were attracted by the flying feathers: "Is this a celebration?"

Fili murmured, "It's not a celebration, it's a festival."

"What's the difference?"

"There will be sacrifices at the festival." Fili stared at the sky: "Senior, don't you think these feathers are plucked from sacrifices?"

"What kind of sacrifice would have so many feathers?"

"Maybe it's an angel."

At this moment, Fili finally believed what Ash said. If miracles could be special effects and experiences could be acting, the silver feathers that enveloped the entire city were completely beyond the scope of "reality".

Especially since Ash had said that there was a high probability of a large-scale abnormal situation recently due to angel hunting. Fili thought it was a natural phenomenon such as a rainstorm, an earthquake, or even a meteorite, but she didn't know it was such a mythical scene.

But if you think about it, isn’t angel hunting a mythical epic?

Therefore, Igula and the others are indeed magicians from a parallel world, and Miss Vichy is indeed a big villain.

So, they really are here to hunt angels, and she is the tool 'demon' they need.

Therefore, Ash is not a mental patient imagining things, he really has two sweethearts, Sword Lady and Witch...

Fili took out her cell phone and was about to call Ash when she heard a voice shouting from far below: "Fili! Jump down!"

She turned her head and saw a six-seater convertible stretched sports car whizzing from the side of the road. Ash, who was sitting in the passenger seat, openly violated traffic regulations and stood up and waved at Fili, "Jump down! I'll catch you!"

Why do you know I'm here... why can't I stop the car... why should I jump down... countless questions were stuck in her throat, but by the time Fili reacted, the sports car was about to cross the road. She had no time to ask or think!

"Why is he always like this!"

Fili complained helplessly, climbed up the windowsill and said to the senior sister: "You pay first, and I will pay you back when we go back!"

"Please..."

Before the senior sister finished her words, Fili jumped out of the third-floor window, her blonde hair flying in the air, and flew towards the sports car like a canary. But she jumped a little too late, the sports car was about to rush over, and she was still in mid-air.

Seeing that the blonde female college student was about to fall to the ground like a picture with a bang, Ash jumped up from the co-pilot seat and put his arms around Fili's waist in the air. Then Igula, who was sitting in the back, grabbed Ash's feet and pulled him back.

Ash spun in the air and sat back in the passenger seat, placing Fillion in the middle seat. By the time passersby reacted and clapped, the sports car had already run a red light and crossed the street.

After running through three red lights, Fili was still in a daze. The petite maid next to her touched her head and said, "Good afternoon, little Fili."

"Good afternoon, Miss Vichy."

Fili came back to her senses and looked around. She saw that she was sitting with Vichy, Harvey and Igula were sitting in the back, and Ash and Rose were sitting in the front. "Mr. Igula, Mr. Harvey, Miss Rose, Mr. Ash, good afternoon."

"First, don't call me Mr. or Ms., because two extra syllables will increase the communication cost." Ash said, "Second, if Vichy touches you maliciously, you can just slap him in the face, don't be polite."

"Malicious contact?"

"To put it simply, if she uses her eyes to offend you, you can just pierce her eyes and she will be able to heal herself. If she touches your head with her naked skin, it is already a first-degree malicious contact."

Vichy looked at the little sheep with tears in his eyes, "Little Fili, are you going to hit me? Do you mind if I get intimate with you?"

"No, no," Fili waved her hands, "I don't mind."

"Master, did you hear that? She doesn't mind!" Vichy hugged Fili as if to assert his sovereignty, and asked, "Then little Fili, do you mind having close contact with the master?"

"I don't...ah I...I..." Fili was about to answer when she realized something was wrong and lowered her head to avoid the maid's teasing gaze.

"You can ask Harvey for the hook. It would be best to hook the snake's tongue and hang it on the beam." Ash said coldly, "You don't have to answer her at all."

"And Vichy, have you forgotten what I said?"

"It's not against the rules to joke between friends...Okay, okay, you are the master and you are the most important, I won't say anything." Vichy shrugged, "Little Fili, how are you today?"

"Good."

"Miss Fili," said Rose, who was driving, "you have become more beautiful."

"Ah?" Fili held her face, blushing slightly, and glanced at the back of Ash's head, "Is it so obvious?"

"I don't know. I didn't see you." Rose said, "But you came out of the beauty salon, so you must have become more beautiful. This is a specific greeting based on your experience today. It's a little trick I learned from the 99 Rules for Daily Communication."

Ash said, "Do you have that book at home?"

"Tonight I have selected 33 practical rules that I have verified and made a book report for you."

"Thank you." Ash turned and said, "Fili, I hope this sudden action didn't ruin your mood, but we have to get to work next."

"I'm mentally prepared." Fili took a deep breath: "Although I'm still nervous, but...what smells so bad?"

Everyone looked at each other, and Ash was the first to react, "Ah, you mean the smell of a rotting corpse?"

Fili was startled: "The smell of a rotting corpse?"

"Yes, I brought a total of five bodies this time." Harvey said, "The three in the trunk are still fresh. I did the pre-treatment for the necromancy and didn't have time to do the embalming work, so there will be a bit of smell."

"You brought five, but there are only three in the trunk." Fili counted on her fingers, "What about the other two?"

Iguerra: "Don't you find the carpet is elastic? Except for the driver's seat, Harvey has squeezed out all the space in this car."

Fili looked down at the carpet she was standing on, and suddenly her whole body trembled. She raised her head and looked at Ash with pitiful eyes like a little deer.

Ash scratched his head and asked, "Can you drive?"

Fili's voice trembled: "I have a driver's license, but I have never driven it."

"Then it's just you and I..." Ash stood up, but he glanced at Vichy and sat down again, "Forget it, I'll drive, and Rose, you and Fili can switch seats."

"good."

Regardless of the fact that the sports car was running wildly on the road, the three of them completed the seat exchange. Fili stepped on the solid bottom of the car and finally breathed a sigh of relief. Her tense mind could think about other questions: "By the way, how did you know I was in the beauty salon?"

"Because we have located your phone." Rose explained, "We know your whereabouts very well."

"What?!"

"In addition to the positioning function, the microphone and camera are also open to us." Rose said her illegal behavior unscrupulously: "If you need, I can record your sleep talk last night for you to listen to."

Fili's voice trembled: "Did I talk in my sleep last night?"

"I don't know, do you need to investigate?"

"No need!" Fili completely gave up on maintaining her privacy and changed the subject: "Aren't you uncomfortable with such a strong stench? Aren't you afraid of being with a corpse?"

First, Ash, Igula, and Harvey looked at each other with confusion on their faces: "Stink?"

Then, Vichy, who had killed people everywhere and created enough corpses to fill the entire world, tilted his head and asked, "Are you scared?"

Finally, it was Rose's turn. She blinked her eyes and said, "Uncomfortable?"

What a brutal criminal gang I have joined... Fili sighed and muttered, "I thought you guys were neater..."

"Why?"

"Because you have miracles!" Fili said with longing, "You can use miracles to wash dishes, mop the floor, take a bath, and clean, keeping the air fresh and your body clean... By the way, Ash, do you have toilets in your world?"

Ash was startled and asked, "Why do you ask that?"

"I wonder if you have a miracle that can save you from excretion..."

"Yes, yes." The trickster behind said seriously, "In our world, magicians don't need to excrete."

Fili was shocked: "Really?"

Igula nodded: "Yes, you know about space transfer, right? We magicians transfer our excrement to ordinary people, so that we don't need to excrete."

Fili's body began to tremble again: "Is it so scary?"

"Yes, in comparison, although your world does not have miracles, it is indeed much more peaceful." Wei Xi scratched Fili's neck, "Ordinary people like you, little Fili, in our world can only serve the master--"

Ash slammed the maid on the head and said angrily, "Don't listen to their nonsense. Of course we have a bathroom over there. Miracles only provide us with convenience, not make us abnormal! Unless it completely changes the life form, there is not much difference between magicians and ordinary people in physiology!"

Fili breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "So do you know how to use miracle beauty treatments?"

"Yes." Ash pointed at himself, "My face is the result of several cosmetic surgeries."

"Sure enough..." The little sheep muttered with his head down, "There must be a lot of people prettier than me, right?"

Ash hooked his finger at Fili, motioning her to come closer, "Look at me carefully."

"ah?"

"Look at my face carefully!"

“Oh oh oh!” Fili blushed a little: “I’m watching it!”

"Am I prettier or is Igula prettier?"

Fili blinked, her face turned red, and her lips pursed. Finally, she closed her eyes and mustered up her courage: "Of course -"

"Of course Igula is prettier." Ash said, "How can a mortal like me catch up with Igula's beautiful face with the bonus of Veela blood by relying on miracles?"

"So, for someone as beautiful as you, Fili, there will be no one prettier than you in any world." Ash said casually, "Beauty has no high or low, it only depends on whether you like it or not."

"Then..." Fili said softly, "Will anyone like me?"

Ash glanced at her in shock, "Of course! You should ask who doesn't like you. Igula likes you, Vichy likes you, I like you, Harvey and Rose are a little weird so we won't discuss them - you see, we all like you not long after we met you!"

"So don't worry, Demir will definitely like you!"

Fili stared at Ash blankly, a smile gradually blooming on her lips, tears overflowing from the corners of her eyes. She rubbed her eyes and nodded heavily: "Yes!"

Ash looked at him with amusement, "Why are you so unconfident? You have to believe that the person you like will definitely like you, because you are cute and kind, and you deserve to enjoy sweet love."

"Um!……"

Ash sighed: "Alas, Sword Princess was just like you, always lacking confidence, always doubting that I didn't like her, so we took so long to confirm our relationship..."

“Hmm… um…”

"Why are you crying harder and harder?"

"The stench of the corpse has stung my eyes..."