Block the secret poison of hell! ?

Although Ash's way of changing the subject was as abrupt as turning a vise, this information instantly attracted Igula's full attention: "What do you mean?"

"Even if I return to reality, I have a way to block the influence of the Hell Poison. I won't grow my virtual wings, and I won't trigger the Ascension Ceremony."

Ash didn't keep the secret any longer and a diary appeared in his hand.

"A secret poison diary," he said, "as long as the secret poison is written in it, the holder will be immune to all effects of the secret poison."

After being infected with the Hell Poison, Ash immediately thought of the Poison Diary. After all, unlike ordinary authors, Ash is quite diligent in updating, and he opens the Poison Diary almost every day to update his adventures.

Ash rarely uses the true power of the Secret Poison Diary, simply because the secret poisons he is infected with are very useful and do not need to be blocked at all. The only secret poison that is currently blocked is the Whirlpool Secret Poison, which has the side effect of aversion to water.

After he briefly introduced the effects of the Secret Poison Diary, Igula's first reaction was: "Are there any more?"

"No, there is only this one in my hand." Ash said: "Although it is not impossible to get more, but basically can't count on it."

Sonia and Diya also investigated and found that there is no such thing as a magic spirit like the Secret Poison Diary in this world, so "Aurora's Magician's Manual" is likely to be the only source of production. However, Ash has tried so many times since then and has never pulled it out again, so he doesn't hold out much hope.

Igula breathed a sigh of relief: "But at least you can avoid the threat of Hell's Secret Poison."

"I don't plan to write about the secret poison of hell."

The fraudster was startled, almost suspecting that he had heard it wrongly: "What did you say?"

"If you want to surrender to the Lord God to go through the promotion ceremony, I will follow you." Ash said: "In this case, there is no need for me to block the Hell Poison. Then the three of us will become demigod angels together."

"Xavi is looking for death, are you looking for death too?" Igula kicked the water hard, splashing water: "You don't need to participate in the competition for the Lord God!"

"Do you think I can stay in a safe place and watch you two fight other demons?" Ash leaned lazily in the wheelchair: "I am not a person who deceives myself. You can try to deceive me, trickster."

Igula took a deep breath and tried to calm himself down. "But you're just going to abandon the Secret Poison Diary? You don't use it yourself, so do you want Vichy to use it?"

"If I can return to reality, I will give the secret poison diary to Sword Lady." Ash said clearly: "I will tell her the secret poison of hell and let her write it in the diary. After we are promoted to demigods, Sword Lady and Witch will be able to enter the realm of God when they are fully prepared in the future. In this way, sooner or later, I will have a chance to meet them again."

"Or, if the God we have surrendered to allows us to postpone the exchange of rewards, then I will stay in the human world until the Sword Lady and the Witch are fully prepared, and then we can be promoted to Demigod together." Ash paused: "In this way, it will be natural not to invite Harvey to the wedding."

Igula looked at him and suddenly said, "What if we don't join any side? What if we just stay here until the Angel Hunt is over and welcome the Ascension Ceremony alone?"

Ash blinked.

"Yeah, what should I do?" He scratched his head: "Although you are dead, the Sword Princess Witch is still waiting for me, this..."

Seeing Ash's distressed look, Igula chuckled, his shoulders trembling slightly, and he couldn't help laughing.

He smiled so hard that tears welled up in the corners of his eyes. “You can try to compete for the power of the Source Angel in the Angel Hunt. As long as you become the Supreme, our Ascension Ceremony will be a piece of cake for you.”

Ash stared at him blankly, then suddenly put his hands together and said, "It's not impossible."

"I trust you very much, big brother in the wheelchair." Igula smiled and said, "Okay, stop joking. In fact, there is no need for us to decide whether to join any party now. The later the time node, the more important we are, and the higher the reward we will get from joining. The later we join, the better."

"What's more, the possibility of us seizing the power of the source angel is not zero. Compared with any other party, we have the largest number of magicians, which is enough to offset Fili's weakness as a demon. As long as we hold on to the end, we may really become the biggest winner."

Ash said, "But this is too... greedy."

"I am a fraudster who yearns for big occasions and big events. Nothing makes me more excited than robbing the Lord God's treasure." Igula retracted his wet feet, stood up and said, "This time it is not you, but me who took the initiative to step into the dangerous vortex. Do you want to follow?"

"I have no objection to Harvey." Ash smiled and said, "But the happiest person should be Vichy."

Igula: "Speaking of which, even if we join either side, Vichy has said that he will never be an angel. What will we do then?"

Ash curled his lips: "Then let her die, why bother with her."

Igula looked at him and shook his head.

"Come to think of it, has anyone read your secret poison diary?"

"Yeah." Ash nodded. His secret poison diary had reached 500 readings and was automatically promoted to the second wing, with an additional secret poison column. The next promotion would require 5,000 readings.

"After you wrote about the secret poison of hell, didn't the readers see it?" Igula said, "This is even more terrifying than the plague. The readers who read your diary will quickly grow virtual wings and then be crushed to death by hell. In a few decades, your diary will definitely become a banned book at the level of the 'Ten Disasters of the Void Realm'."

"This is one of the reasons why I don't want to write it," Ash sighed, "Although I have no choice, I don't want to kill a stranger."

"I actually think that you can't write it in at all." Igula said: "The Secret Poison of Hell mentioned that it cannot be recorded by 'non-magicians'. The diary obviously belongs to a non-magician."

Ash was stunned: "Even books are not okay?"

"If the secret poison of hell can be recorded in a book, then tens of thousands of leaflets can kill all the magicians in a country." Igula had a look of 'are you stupid?': "Try to see if you can write it down. If not, we have to adjust our plan."

"Oh oh oh." Ash opened the diary to the penultimate page and wrote down the contents of the secret poison of hell neatly.

"By the way, can you erase the handwriting on the diary?"

"I can't... eh?"

Ash reacted immediately and looked at Igula in shock: "You're trying to trick me?"

"It seems that I am indeed very talented in early childhood education." Igula's mouth curled up, "And... I was not wrong."

Ash looked down and found that the contents of the Hell Poison were rapidly disappearing from the paper. The Hell Poison could not be recorded by anyone other than a magician, including all inanimate objects!

"It seems that your plan to be promoted together with the Sword Lady and the Witch has failed." Igula said with a smile.

If he cannot block the secret poison of hell, Ash will have to trigger the promotion ceremony soon after returning to reality, and naturally he will not be able to step into the realm of God with Sword Lady and Witch.

"The wedding and honeymoon are gone too..." Ash said with a sad face.

"It's too late for a honeymoon, but there's still time for the wedding, right?" Igula put on his socks and boots: "I'm still looking forward to the shining moment when I, as the best man, steal all your limelight."

"Have you forgotten that Sword Princess and I haven't even had our first date yet?" Ash said unhappily, "The wedding I'm talking about is at least something that comes naturally after a few years of being together!"

"But I'm really looking forward to your wedding."

"Thanks."

"This way, your vortex of disaster will legally become a problem for others, and you won't have to implicate me anymore."

"Don't be silly, Igura," Ash said with a smile, "I will always be a problem for you."

Igula pushed Ash's wheelchair back to the first floor lobby. Rose had already replaced the glass coffee table with a new one, and even made a new fruit platter. Ash saw that Fili was still eating melon, and he couldn't help but feel greedy, but the cantaloupe was in front of Fili: "Fili, I want to eat cantaloupe too."

Fili was stunned, and after a moment of hesitation, she finally handed the cantaloupe that she had taken a few bites of to Ash's mouth.

On the other side, Igulla sat back in his seat, took a long breath, and said to Harvey: "Although you may not care, I still want to say sorry to you."

"No, I've actually been waiting for your apology for a long time." Harvey's answer was beyond everyone's expectations: "Regarding your insult of disparaging Haagen-Dazs as a 'cultural symbol', I forgive you."

Igula was silent for a long time before he slowly said, "Didn't that happen half a year ago?"

"I thought you were going to apologize in chronological order," Harvey said. "You've been inappropriate with the undead, Haagen-Dazs, and corpses 56 times in total. You still owe me 55 apologies. By the way, Ash, you've been 73 times."

"How is it possible that I am more disrespectful than Igula?" Ash, who was just watching the show, was shocked.

"Every time you insult me, I will draw a line on Alice. You can't go wrong." Harvey said, "I've also recorded everything you did in the Star Kingdom. I'll add it when I return to reality."

"Harvey." Igula was also annoyed by the necromancer: "I'm here to apologize for infecting you with the secret poison of hell."

"Why are you apologizing? That secret poison is pretty good. It can increase the length of your virtual wings."

"But you have to face the promotion ceremony."

"Don't you want it too?" Harvey said, "What's there to worry about?"

Igula was stunned, Ash blinked, and only Fili nodded in agreement.

Weixi couldn't help but chuckled, hugging Rose beside him and laughing: "You three are the strangest magicians I have ever seen. There have been no magicians stranger than you in the past three thousand years!"

Ash put down the melon peel and wiped his mouth with a tissue: "Speaking of which, it's time to move on to the most important part of the day."

Wei Xi wiped the tears from her eyes and turned to look at him: "What link?"

"The spoils are divided." Ash took out the golden scales and said, "Vichy, your Seventh Void Wing experience time has expired."

The smile on Vichy's face disappeared.