Sima Ru blinked his eyes. After taking the Five Stone Pill, he almost lost his sense of pain. Apart from the sharp pain at the beginning, he soon lost all consciousness. He laughed a few times, wiped a handful of blood, and slapped the face of Xia Hou Ling, the current prime minister, who was Sima Ru's relative-in-law and the current head of the Xiahou family, a family founded by the Jin Dynasty!
"Hahaha, look, does Xiahou Situ's face look like a monkey's butt?" Sima Ru laughed wildly.
For a moment, countless civil and military officials pointed at Xia Hou Ling and laughed wildly.
The wild laughter made the wolf, whose claws had been pulled out, go crazy. It rushed into the crowd and bit and tore things apart. It was a pity that its claws and teeth were gone, so it threw several civil officials to the ground and bit them. Apart from leaving their faces covered with saliva, it was unable to hurt them at all.
"Today, watch me kill this evil beast for the emperor!" The 'Master Fan' of the Jin Dynasty, who was at least a hundred years old, with his hair and beard already yellow, and was in charge of the education of the Jin Dynasty, tremblingly picked up a jar of wine and smashed it on the wolf's head.
The wolf ran away nimbly, and the wine jar hit the head of the master of the Bailu Academy in Dajin with a bang.
'Haha, haha, hahaha'!
Countless ministers, countless eunuchs, and countless palace maids laughed in unison!
'Hehe, haha, hahaha'!
Dozens of important court officials who had taken the Five-Stone Pill and were feeling extremely hot all over stood naked in a row by the lake not far away, showing off their plump, white bodies that looked like white pigs in the sunset. After a burst of shouting and yelling, they suddenly jumped into the lake and swam towards the opposite side of the lake, which was the direction of Cao Yan's bedroom!
That is a serious and important place in the harem. Even among the eunuchs, on normal days, only the eunuchs around twelve or thirteen years old are allowed to enter and exit!
Dozens of important court officials were like wild boars in spring, foaming at the mouth, roaring wildly, and swimming towards the most heavily guarded backyard in the human world with red eyes.
Cao Yan came to the lake with bare arms and legs, dancing with joy. He suddenly picked up a huge durian, pointed at a senior official who had just swam out of the lake less than seven or eight feet away, and laughed: "My lords, throw it as much as you want!"
A durian weighing more than 30 kilograms and covered with bumps and thorns flew out with a sound of breaking wind and hit the face of the delicate-skinned and bearded Senior Minister.
His face was covered in blood and three of his teeth were knocked out. This dignified minister of state and a senior official in the court of the Great Jin Dynasty did not even make a sound. He fainted with blood spitting out of his mouth and his body sank stiffly into the lake.
Many civil and military officials on the shore laughed wildly, and fruits, wine jugs, wine jars, and various precious fine porcelain tableware were thrown into the lake with a sound of breaking wind. Thousands of civil and military officials of the Jin Dynasty joined forces to smash the lake, causing ripples on the water. Dozens of important officials of the court were knocked unconscious and sank in a few breaths!
Many eunuchs and palace maids hurriedly came to rescue people with smiles on their faces and rowed their lotus boats.
With the sound of "pa pa", countless wine jugs and plates smashed onto the lotus boat, causing the eunuchs and palace maids to cry and fall into the lake, and they hurriedly swam away.
Dozens of important officials of the imperial court rolled their eyes and quickly sank to the bottom, their stomachs bulging as they drank a bellyful of cold water.
After a long struggle, with deaths in sight, dozens of unlucky people were finally fished out naked. Regardless of their status or noble birth, their legs were tied with ropes like dead pigs and hung upside down on the flower trees.
These important officials of the imperial court vomited water in large gulps and vomited and coughed madly.
Next to them, there were famous scholars from various academies writing "Ode to the Court Officials Sinking into the Lake", and ministers who were good at painting and calligraphy looked at the court officials hanging upside down on the tree and spitting water, and quickly painted a series of wonderful scrolls...
The Jin Emperor Cao Yan got countless clothes made of white linen from somewhere. A group of ministers who had taken the Five-Stone Pill wore mourning clothes and followed Cao Yan to set up a mourning hall under the flower tree. They treated these courtiers who were twitching and vomiting as their own dead ancestors, and a group of "filial sons and grandsons" began to sob and kneel down to cry!
While people were crying and shouting loudly here, a large group of court ministers whose medicine had officially taken effect had already hugged the palace maids, eunuchs, or court officials around them. With seductive eyes and flushed faces, they began to have some in-depth exchanges!
Well, in the Jin Dynasty, the relationship between court officials was extremely elegant, and it could be called the most elegant hobby in the past hundred years!
When Lu Gu and Hong Gu, led by Cao Xian, hurried to the flower garden, what they saw was such a chaotic and chaotic atmosphere with no hierarchy, no decency at all, and almost insane!
Suddenly, he saw Cao Xian, a tall, dignified, and gentlemanly middle-aged man who was hugging a young eunuch with a slightly red face in one hand and came towards Cao Xian with a grin.
"Prince, Prince! My little daughter thinks about you day and night and can't sleep at night! The prince is old, and Jinyang Palace should have a mistress! If the prince doesn't mind my little daughter..."
Cao Xian raised his foot and kicked the courtier in the face, knocking him unconscious.
"Haha, the Sima of the dynasty! Well, his daughter is determined to enter my Jinyang Palace, but Lord Du Qing should know that if my Jinyang Palace is to have a mistress, there can only be one person!" Cao Xian looked at Lu Gu affectionately.
"Now is not the time for romance!" Lu Gu looked at the officials and ministers who were going crazy and acting ridiculously in the garden with a trace of despair: "They..."
"They have always been like this!" Cao Xian looked at the court officials rolling on the ground with a complicated expression. Because of the effect of the Five Stone Pill, they had completely lost their minds and were roaring and smearing mud on themselves like livestock. "These are the famous scholars of our Great Jin. Everything they did today is the most elegant behavior of the aristocratic families and scholars of the Great Jin!"
"It's just that, given their identities, ordinary people won't see what they do on weekdays!" Cao Xian said coldly, "But when the emperor summons them, they will naturally be happy to come to the palace and share with the emperor the newest Five Stone Pills that the alchemists around him have made, which are said to be able to make people immortal and have the strongest effect!"
"They are the officials in the court who control the eight thousand states of the Great Jin Dynasty and the lives and deaths of hundreds of millions of people?" Lu Gu's mouth twitched and her body trembled slightly. "Du Qing only heard a little about it and thought that some useless playboys from aristocratic families acted like this..."
"They are the elites of the Great Jin who control the governance of the eight thousand states of the Great Jin, and the life and death and honor of hundreds of millions of people!" Cao Xian folded his hands in front of his chest, looking coldly at the famous people rolling on the ground: "So, why does the Prince of Huai dare to covet the throne of the emperor? Isn't this a matter of course? Just this group of... pigs and dogs, how can you expect them to resist the Prince of Huai?"
"Prince Huai?" Lu Gu laughed miserably, a miserable laugh of great despair: "Prince Huai and what I am about to say are nothing but..."
Shaking her head, Lu Gu grabbed Cao Xian's wrist and said, "Your Highness, for the sake of the people of Dajin, do you dare to...raise an army and purge the emperor?"