Chapter 5: Only Lord Rat has a noble character 2



With a squeak, the silver light landed on Chu Tian's shoulder. It turned out to be a mouse with a body only five inches long and a tail six or seven inches long. Its entire body was covered with silver hair, as dazzling as a ball of silver flame.

The silver-haired mouse is silver all over, except for its two soybean-sized eyeballs that look like two rubies. Under the sunlight, the red eyes of the silver-haired mouse look like two solidified flames mixed with a trace of blood, deep and quiet, yet revealing a hint of terrifying madness.

"In broad daylight, huh?" Chu Tian touched the tip of the silver-haired mouse's tail.

"The world is going downhill, people's hearts are not the same as before!" The silver-haired mouse raised his head and sighed beside Chu Tian's ear: "In broad daylight, she is committing adultery, and she is not a good wife. People's hearts are really lost. What is wrong with this world?"

The silver-haired mouse's tone was extremely solemn and serious, with a hint of sadness.

Judging from his actions and words, this silver-haired mouse is just like a most conservative Taoist scholar, standing at the highest pinnacle of traditional morality in the world.

"In broad daylight, a young woman, instead of doing laundry and housework at home, takes advantage of the man's absence to attract men and seduce them!" The silver-haired mouse was shaking all over, as if he was extremely angry. "Is there justice? Is there law? If you didn't see it with your own eyes, who would dare to believe that such a dirty thing could happen in this world?"

Chu Tian sat on the back of the old yellow wolf without saying a word. After a light shout, the old yellow wolf ran away, bringing up a gust of wind that instantly swept through the streets and alleys, and in a few breaths, it ran over a mile.

A hoarse woman's wailing voice came from behind: "Who is the bastard who knocked Butcher Zhao unconscious here! Damn it, how can I carry him with all this fat? Damn you, wake up and get out of here! Third brother is coming back soon, and you will lose money!"

Chu Tian and the silver-haired mouse both had very sharp ears. When they heard the woman crying behind them, Chu Tian turned his head and stared into the silver-haired mouse's small red eyes.

The silver-haired mouse swung its long tail left and right, rubbed its two front paws vigorously, and laughed "hehe".

Chu Tian coughed lightly, and said calmly: "Master Rat, are you enjoying watching this, huh?"

The silver-haired mouse glared at Chu Tian: "What are you looking at? Why are you so happy? Huh? Let me tell you, this world is really getting worse with each generation. This woman who stayed at home has learned to seduce men. Let me tell you, this world is filthy, it's really dirty and vulgar."

With a heavy sigh, the silver-haired mouse stood up on Chu Tian's shoulder, with his two paws on his back, like a learned scholar looking up at the sky, and said in great sorrow: "This world is turbid and the world is filthy, but I am pure and chaste, with a noble character, struggling in this turbid world and the world. Is there anyone in the world who understands my pain?"

"Is your penis big? Is it white? Is it round? Is it firm?" The silver-haired mouse was lamenting how noble his character was, and how this filthy world had poisoned him, suffocating him and making him unable to survive, but Chu Tian asked him a series of questions casually.

With a slurp, a line of saliva half a foot long dripped from the corner of the silver-haired mouse's mouth. He smiled stupidly and said, "Big, very big, twice as big as the widow Tian's. White, whiter than the belly of Xiaoxiu'er, the top prostitute in Wanhua Tower. Round, as round as the breasts of the third daughter-in-law of the governor of Jizhou. Firm, firmer than the bamboo shoot breasts of the seventh concubine of the dean of Jizhou Academy!"

The little head shook slightly, and the silver-haired mouse sighed: "It's just that the face is too ugly, as ugly as Ah Gou's dog head, otherwise it can be called a top-notch product!"

"A noble character? Ah? Pure as ice and jade? Ah? The corrupt world? Ah? You can't survive this? Ah?" Chu Tian stared at the silver-haired mouse with sidelong eyes and spewed out a series of sarcastic words like the venom of a poisonous snake.

The silver-haired mouse shuddered, and he looked back at Chu Tian blankly. Suddenly, he rolled over on Chu Tian's shoulder and yelled, "Ah, you bastard, you've learned to mock me! I've raised you with so much hard work, and now you're going to find me some big-butt, big-cocky young wives, and you're going to deprive me of my only joy in life!"

The silver-haired mouse cried and howled, but there was not a single tear.

Chu Tian pinched the long tail of the silver-haired mouse and said in a deep voice: "Next time I will take you to the newly opened Qinyun Yazhu, so that you can watch the honest performance of the officials in the state. Now let's talk about serious matters, our enemies have come to our door!"

The silver-haired mouse, who was howling non-stop, shuddered, and a flash of extremely cruel and ruthless ferocity flashed across his pair of scarlet eyes. His silver hair suddenly stood up, and then slowly reattached itself to his body one by one.

"Enemy? From which family?" The voice of the silver-haired mouse became extremely sharp, like a needle constantly poking people's ears.

"Three years ago, the son of Zhou Dangtou, who was thrown into the Baimang River by us, has returned. He is now the dean of the Jishan Academy and has opened a Qinyun Elegant House in Jizhou City to connect with scholars and officials. He is very generous and aggressive. After all, he is now the son-in-law of the Ling family!"

Chu Tian told the silver-haired mouse the news he had just received: "Three days later, Ling Yue asked me to deliver ten ten-foot-long golden-scaled carps. I'm afraid it has something to do with Zhou Liuyun. This is a direct attack on my doorstep. If things go wrong, we might end up in a falling out."

The silver-haired mouse was lying on Chu Tian's shoulder, but the little mouse's face was filled with extremely human expressions, vicious, insidious, ruthless, and shameless. All kinds of negative emotions almost solidified on his face.

"Tsk, trouble comes to my door, how annoying!" Lord Rat's long tail swayed gently, and he said softly: "How many years has it been since Lord Rat stopped fighting and killing? It's a pity that a person like Lord Rat, who is kind-hearted and noble in character, is dragged into this again and again."

Suddenly, Master Rat grinned and said, "If they want big golden carp, just give it to them! If they want you to deliver the fish to their door, just go ahead."

"Xiaotian, remember what Master Rat said, suffering a loss is a blessing, we should be kind to others!"

After laughing a few times, Master Shu turned his head and looked at Chu Tian, ​​who had a hint of gloom on his brow. He blinked and asked, "Are you having a nightmare again? Or what?"

Chu Tian shook his head, patted Lord Shu's long tail, and whispered, "Do something, do something. The golden-scaled carp is important."


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