Director Li maintained a gentle smile and asked several women, "Is there anything I can help with?"
"That's incredible!" Wang Cuiping looked at him cheerfully. Such a young director! But no matter how old she was, she wouldn't panic. Just kidding, she had seen too many awesome people on the street before, so why would she panic?
"Director Li, let me tell you, this is a big deal! Our toilet..."
"Nonsense!" Village Chief Li was sweating. "What are you guys doing? This is just a toilet issue. Is there any need to waste time here?"
His voice was fierce and ferocious. Anyone else would have been frightened. But how could the time travelers be afraid of that? A louder voice? They could just come over with a megaphone and yell.
This is not a problem at all!
She immediately started nagging: "Is the toilet a trivial matter? Don't you usually go to the toilet?"
"That's what I mean. This is still a fat storage. Why do you take it so lightly?"
"Who doesn't poop? Why don't you care about the toilet?"
"you……"
Listening to these words one after another was very overwhelming, and Village Chief Li couldn't get a word in.
Director Li smiled and said, "Everyone, please take your time. Don't be anxious."
Everyone finally quieted down. They would argue, but they were not unreasonable.
Director Li asked, "What exactly is the problem? Can you explain it in detail?"
At this time, the "representative" Wang Cuiping spoke up: "Look, we're new here, and we're not sure what the best toilet design is here? Should we dig squat pits? Or are there public restrooms?"
Director Li didn't quite know what to do. The toilets he had used in the countryside seemed to be similar, and the ones he used in the city were normal toilets. He knew even less about the plumbing, so he was quite confused at the moment. He just acted as a mediator to make them talk more smoothly. Apart from that, he didn't know much else, so this matter had to be handed over to Village Chief Li.
Village Chief Li said, "This is very simple. Why haven't you done it yet? Isn't there a hole dug by the courtyard wall? You can just put up a board to surround it."
Everyone here has the same house and yard, except that if there are more people in the family, the house will be larger. This is also a relatively good immigration benefit.
Everyone's expressions became strange: "..."
Village Chief Li's heart skipped a beat: "What did you mean?"
"That pit... is it a toilet?"
"What else could it be?"
"Oh my! We don't even know what a cellar looks like. Who, who said that was a cellar?"
"I thought it was useless, but it was filled up? I thought it was used to store water, hahahahaha!!"
The mothers laughed dryly. What else could they do? They had never seen the cellar to the north, so how could they know these things?
Village Chief Li's eyes widened: "Then, are those pits still there?"
"It's gone. What are you putting it there for?"
"Oh, can we dig it out again?"
Village Chief Li felt a headache. He had thought about so many things and visited every household to see if there were any problems in their lives. However, he saw that everyone had everything they needed. Apart from the fact that their families were relatively small, there were no other problems. Who would have thought that such a mistake would happen now...
No toilet??!
This is no small matter. You know, human fat is very important nowadays. This... they have been here for a few days, how much fat have they wasted?
“What are you doing…”
Wang Cuiping stepped forward and said, "We don't know, and we've just arrived here a few days ago. We're not used to the climate here, and we're all constipated. How much can we waste?"
Village chief Li choked. These female comrades spoke without restraint in their words. He... had no words to say!
Tsk!!
Director Li asked with amusement, "So what are your needs now?"
Director Li looked gentle and good-tempered, so the women lowered their voices: "Oh, I just wanted to offer some advice. We can't do without a toilet, right?"
"That's right." Director Li looked at the village chief and said, "Then we need to solve two problems first. The first is to finalize how to build the toilets. We have all migrated here from all over the country, so it's normal for things to differ."
Everyone nodded, of course! There is indeed a huge difference.
"What about the second thing?"
"The second thing is to build something similar to a public toilet. After all, the problem of the past few days needs to be solved."
As for where they solved the problem before today, it is not convenient to ask.
"Ah, yes, yes, Director Li is right."
"Yes, these are things that need to be resolved."
"Then let's build a temporary toilet first? Or maybe share it with the neighbor's family for a few days?"
At this time, it is a good thing to borrow a toilet, after all, the feces are kept at home. But this matter... the fellow villagers are willing, but these time travelers are definitely not willing.
Modern people have better living conditions, more choices, and more quirks. Many people would rather hold it in than go to the toilet in the company, school, or even anywhere else outside.
You have to hold it in until you get home to go to the toilet, so don't even think about borrowing the toilet.
“How can I go to someone else’s house to use the toilet?” Inner thoughts: How inconvenient!
“That’s what I’m saying…” Inner thoughts: Isn’t this too dirty? No way!!
Neither Director Li nor Village Chief Li found the rejection strange. After all, it was perfectly normal; no one wanted to let their wealth flow to outsiders. This was truly valuable wealth, so it was definitely not something they could just give away casually.
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