"Puff!! Hahahahaha!" Xu Tiantu had already rolled onto the sofa: "Why are everyone's systems so weird?"
Even Xu Yuanhu, who has always been aloof, was a little shocked. For some reason, he always felt that these systems were not so serious. However, he had not opened his own system yet. After all, it was a time-travel "game". As a non-game enthusiast, he also wanted to open a blind box occasionally.
At this moment, both father and son looked at Xu Tiantu. "Jack Su System..." Although it did not sound serious, why was it laughing like this? They could understand why the Dongfang Bubai System was cheerful before, but what on earth was going on with Jack Su?
"Well..." Mr. Xu humbly asked his daughter, "What exactly does Jack Su mean?"
"Hahahahaha! Jack Sue is Tom Sue, a kind of... insulting to the audience's IQ."
Mr. Xu's expression changed: "Tell me more details."
"It's okay to be brainless. The more brainless you are, the more powerful you are. People like this are usually full of cheats and have a lot of female confidants."
Not to mention, Xu's father was always a handsome, elegant middle-aged man, and now that he looked younger, he looked even more handsome. Xu Tiantu finally understood where his brother's good looks came from. He looked like a spitting image of his father when he was younger, and with the almond-shaped eyes he inherited from his mother, it was no wonder that so many girls at school stared at him when he was in school.
However, upon hearing this, Mrs. Xu glanced at Mr. Xu. Without saying anything, Mr. Xu ran over spontaneously and said, "That's what the little rabbit said. Other people's opinions have nothing to do with me."
"Hahahahaha!" Xu Tiantu jumped up: "I haven't finished yet, there are several types of Jack Su."
Everyone pricked up their ears with curiosity, because this was the first time they heard of Jack Su.
Xu Yuanhu asked: "Besides Jack Su, what other Su are there?"
"They're all Jack Su, but there are many different types of Jack Su."
"What kinds?" I never expected that this strange existence could be divided into several categories.
"The most famous are definitely the perfect Jack Sues. This type of Jack Sue is generally a heartthrob, loved by everyone. This applies to men, women, young and old, even babies... I think this type of person isn't even human anymore, they're gods."
Everyone's expressions had become a little numb, and the way they looked at Xu's father became a little strange.
Mr. Xu quickly asked the other one: "What else?"
"Then there's Pingfan Su. He's the type with average looks and average abilities, but there are always people throwing themselves at him, so his life is actually pretty smooth sailing."
"There are also supporting characters Su, Yuanhui Su, and..."
"Stop!" Mr. Xu's head began to spin. "Stop talking."
Xu Yuanhu smiled quietly, then pursed his lips, as if he wasn't the one laughing. Ahem! He asked Xu's father, "Dad, can you tell me about your system?"
"Oh yeah, I was just about to say that when the little rabbit interrupted me." Father Xu breathed a sigh of relief, finally not dwelling on this topic anymore. "My Jack...Jack Su system is also an upgraded type."
"How do I upgrade?"
"The more narcissistic and brainless you are, the faster you level up? And you can earn Jack Points?" Father Xu's eyes widened! What the hell is this?! He may be middle-aged, but he still feels young. He often watches videos and reads novels... Naturally, he knows what narcissism and brainlessness mean, but how can he show this...?
"Hahahahahahaha!" Now everyone couldn't help laughing.
Xu Tiantu suggested, "Dad, you should be a little more narcissistic in the future... No, I think you should just stay true to yourself. You're not stupid, but you're quite narcissistic. For example, didn't you always say, 'Oh my, at my age, I still have such a figure, I'm really enviable,' and 'Oh my, I don't even have a single gray hair,' and so on. Honestly, Dad, I think this system fits your personality quite well."
Father Xu: “…”
Is this the legendary sweet little cotton-padded jacket? Woo woo woo woo woo… the sweet little cotton-padded jacket is leaking.
Fortunately, Xu Tiantu quickly diverted his attention and asked Mother Xu, "Mom, what system are you using?"
Mother Xu pulled her daughter over and, while tidying her messy hair, said, "I just checked my system. Based on your father's Jack Su system, I think mine isn't very reliable either. It's called the Mary Sue system, and it's also about earning Mary Sue points to level up, and then drawing rewards. According to the system, I not only have to be crazy narcissistic, but also have to show off my top status."
At this point, Mother Xu was somewhat speechless: "What kind of status? Is it the status of continuing to dig in the fields after traveling through time? Or is it the status of having to squat in the toilet after traveling through time?"
Xu Tiantu waved his chubby hands and said, "That's not the case. We need to try a different approach. How can we be so straightforward? I understand this the best. Mom, you can just say, 'Oh my! Today is another day I woke up in a 200-square-meter bed,' or 'Oh my, my tears aren't tears, they're Himalayan blue diamonds!'"
Xu Yuanhu asked curiously, "Is there any connection between Himalaya and blue diamonds?"
"It doesn't matter at all. As long as the word gets out, why do you care whether it matters or not?"
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