Chapter 316: Hilarious Mythical Variety Show: Where's Mom?



Chapter 316: Hilarious Mythical Variety Show: Where's Mom?

"Where's Jin Ling? Why hasn't he come yet?"

Yunxiao was getting a little impatient waiting.

Although not much time had passed in total.

When the decision was made to take action against Dou Mu Yuan Jun, the Dou Mu Palace had already been cut off and moved to the depths of chaos.

Although Dou Mu Yuanjun was given space to seek help from outside, it was obvious that Emperor Ziwei was not the one Dou Mu Yuanjun sought help from, and when the Two Saints of the West and Haotian arrived, all spaces had been blocked.

Therefore, neither Emperor Ziwei nor Fairy Yunxiao knew anything about what happened to Dou Mu Yuanjun at this time.

Facing Yunxiao's impatience, Ziwei patiently persuaded him, "Fairy, please be patient. The Golden Spirit Mother and the Master of Tongtian have not seen each other for more than a thousand years. They must have a lot to say to each other after such a long separation."

Yunxiao thought about it and it made sense.

But he still urged: "Hurry up your mother. Isn't Jin Ling Dou Mu's subordinate now? Ask her to urge Jin Ling too."

"good."

The main reason is that Ziwei also wants to make peace with Yunxiao as soon as possible.

Although Yunxiao couldn't kill him, he couldn't beat Yunxiao either. Being beaten by Yunxiao all the time was not a pleasant experience for Ziwei.

After a moment, Ziwei was a little dazed.

Yunxiao keenly noticed that something was wrong with Ziwei.

"What's wrong?"

Ziwei was surprised and said, "Mother didn't reply."

Under normal circumstances, Dou Mu Yuan Jun would reply to his message as soon as possible.

Ziwei used his authority as the Emperor of Heaven, and then his brows frowned even deeper.

"She's not in heaven. That's strange. Where did mother go?"

Yunxiao definitely cannot answer this question.

Ji Changsheng could answer it.

But he couldn't take care of Ziwei now.

He was still busy greeting Ziwei's mother.

Dou Mu is now on his last breath and may die at any time.

And you may be angry to death at any time.

Ji Changsheng felt it was a bit of a waste, and Haotian's face turned pale.

He swore to the saint that he really didn't care about Dou Mu Yuan Jun's life or death.

But the life and death of Dou Mu Yuanjun is indeed related to the power of the Heavenly Court. In other words, it is related to his power.

So Haotian resolutely stood up and said, "My queen, can you please give me a favor and spare Dou Mu Yuanjun's life?"

Nuwa didn't say anything either, she just looked at Haotian quietly.

Ji Changsheng helped his mother translate: "Haotian, do you have any face in front of my mother? Don't you have any idea of ​​what's going on?"

Nuwa did not refute.

In fact, she would definitely give face to Haotian on weekdays.

But today, Dou Mu Yuan Jun was asking for trouble.

And he had to pick on her, a weakling, in front of the Four Saints.

Saints also have fire.

If killing one Minghe is not enough, then kill another Doumu.

She wanted to see who would dare to spread the rumor that she was the weakest of the Six Saints.

In response to Ji Changsheng's rude remarks, Lord Haotian... endured it as usual.

He even bowed to Ji Changsheng, thanking Ji Changsheng for helping him save face.

"Thank you, Great Emperor Changsheng, for saving us."

Ji Changsheng: “…”

I can’t be bullied by Haotian anymore.

Dou Mu Yuan Jun is courting death in various ways.

Haotian was tortured in various ways and even took the initiative to thank the torturer.

It's hard to bear.

Ji Changsheng discovered that everyone in heaven was a talented person.

"My Lady, the Great Emperor of Immortality, it doesn't matter whether Dou Mu Yuan Jun is dead or alive. But her life is very important to the New Heaven, and the New Heaven was planned by the teacher himself. If the Heaven is damaged, the teacher may also be disappointed."

Haotian explained his purpose very sincerely.

He didn't want to have anything to do with Dou Mu Yuan Jun at all.

He didn't want to be thought by Nuwa that he was protecting Dou Mu Yuan Jun.

First he cleared himself and made his purpose clear, then Haotian took out the Haotian Mirror again.

The voice of Daozu was heard from the Haotian Mirror: "Nuwa, leave Dou Mu Yuanjun..."

Before Daozu could finish his words, he was interrupted by Ji Changsheng: "Master Daozu, Dou Mu Yuanjun has framed you."

The sound from the Haotian Mirror suddenly stopped.

Ji Changsheng glanced at Haotian and thought to himself, how come this guy only knew how to tell tales to the teacher? Isn't this embarrassing for the Emperor of Heaven?

Look at me, Emperor Xiaotian, I never report to my teacher in private.

Ask your mother for help instead of your teacher.

Ji Changsheng thought he was much stronger than Haotian.

"Dou Mu Yuanjun killed Yuqing Zhenwang and put the blame on you, which almost caused a century war between you and the Three Pure Ones, and eventually brought disaster to the heavens and brought chaos to the world. You deserve to die. If you let Dou Mu go, the first person you will feel sorry for is you, the second person you will feel sorry for is the Three Pure Ones, and the third person you will feel sorry for is my mother. Master, you can't learn from Haotian. There are many three thousand great ways, and the way of forbearance is the most useless."

Haotian: “…”

It’s okay, I’ll continue to endure it.

Ninja is invincible.

If you accumulate a big amount, you might be able to defeat a group of saints when the time comes.

Of course, we have to blame Zhunti.

Haotian also saw clearly that anyone who believed the news that Nuwa was the weakest of the Six Saints was a fool.

Dou Mu Yuanjun believed it, so she is now stupid.

He believed it before, but he never took any action.

If Dou Mu Yuanjun had half of his patience, she wouldn't have ended up like this.

Haotian firmly believes that there is nothing wrong with his path.

Hongjun was almost unable to open his eyes because of Ji Changsheng's series of well-reasoned and logical explanations.

Of course, Ji Changsheng still respects Master Daozu.

So after he showed his toughness, he immediately began to pave the way for Master Daozu.

"I know that you, Master Daozu, are kind-hearted and worried that the death of Dou Mu Yuanjun will cause unrest in the Heavenly Court, which will in turn affect the order of the prehistoric fairyland and even the heavens and the myriad worlds. Your business is my business. Since you don't want Dou Mu Yuanjun to completely perish, I must give you this face. How about this, for your sake, let Dou Mu Yuanjun live in my umbrella of all people and save her life."

Emperor Xiaotian was very magnanimous and proposed a solution that would achieve the best of both worlds.

Hongjun was almost laughing out of anger.

He had seen many shameless people, but Ji Changsheng was the first one who dared to be so shameless in front of him.

However, given His status, it would be too beneath His dignity to argue with Ji Changsheng.

This is also the reason why Nuwa didn't bother to care about the Styx before.

This is also the reason why the Bodhisattva Cundi and Yuanshi Tianwang have a bad reputation.

Things like bullying the weak are despised by everyone.

Hongjun himself was too lazy to do it.

Thinking that Ji Changsheng would be promoted to the Great Emperor of Immortality at the Peach Banquet tomorrow, and as one of the Six Imperial Lords of Heaven, he naturally had the obligation to maintain order, Hongjun was too lazy to care about Dou Mu Yuanjun's life or death.

What He wants is order and stability, peace in the world, and the vigorous and orderly operation and growth of the Way of Heaven.

He never cared about Dou Mu Yuanjun's life or death.

"I am about to go into seclusion, Yuanshi, Nuwa."

Yuanshi Tianwang and Nuwa Niangniang came out to pay their respects.

"Don't cause a big mess, you six saints of the Heavenly Dao. If the Heavenly Dao is in chaos, you will be the most affected."

Yuanshi Tianwang and Nuwa Niangniang both nodded in agreement.

After the chaos of heaven's secrets, the saint's ability to know the past, present and future by just counting on his fingers disappeared, and he just became a Daluo who was even more powerful than a quasi-saint.

This is equivalent to stripping away the saint's extra authority.

When the difference between a saint and a quasi-saint is only in the level of Taoism and magic weapons, it is easy for the quasi-saint to have inappropriate thoughts.

The chances of a saint capsizing in a ditch will also become infinitely greater.

This was a big reason why Saint Zhunti was defeated by Master Xuandu this time.

There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!

After the chaos of heaven's secrets, the Saint Zhunti lost the initiative and could only compete with the Great Master Xuandu in hard power.

Then the magic equipment was crushed by the Great Master Xuandu, and the preliminary preparations were crushed by the Great Master Xuandu. Although he still had an advantage in Taoism and magic power, he could not resist the rich preparations of the Great Master Xuandu, plus the cooperation of many parties: for example, Ji Changsheng's Yuantu Sword, Kong Xuan's escape, the cooperation of Tathagata Buddha, and the fake match of the Ancient Buddha Ran Deng.

Under normal circumstances, even with these preparations, Master Xuandu could not be a match for Saint Zhunti.

But after the chaos of heaven, the authority of the saint was weakened, and everything became possible.

During the great calamity of the Conferred Gods, the Patriarch Tongtian was successfully ambushed by Randeng using the Dinghai Pearl and was knocked down from the sky. It was also because of the great calamity that he lost his authority as a saint.

Dou Mu Yuanjun dared to challenge Nuwa this time because the heavenly secrets were in chaos. She naturally thought that Nuwa's saintly authority had been weakened. If they only competed in hard power, she would still have the power to protect herself.

pity.

So far, the only saints who have lost to the quasi-saints are Tongtian Jiaozhu and Zhunti Saint.

After the authority of another saint was reduced and the Saint of Chaos of Heaven lost control, the Saint Taiqing and Yuanshi Tianwang defeated the Jiejiao.

Nuwa quickly and efficiently dealt with the leader of the Styx and Dou Mu Yuanjun.

The saint's value has been maintained as always.

Jie Yin is a bit confused, he has not made many moves, so he has never failed. His strength is the most mysterious among the six saints. After all, as long as he does not make a move, he can remain undefeated forever.

Therefore, the chaos of heaven's secrets is actually not that important to Yuanshi Tianwang and Nuwa Niangniang.

Of course, we still have to give face to Hongjun.

Hongjun also knew that they didn’t care much about these things, but he could only tell Yuanshi Tianwang and Nuwa Niangniang.

"Yuanshi, you look up to Tongtian."

"Nuwa, you look forward to longevity."

"Don't let an ending like the Conferred God Tribulation happen again."

Ji Changsheng and Tongtian Jiaozhu looked at each other, and Ji Changsheng felt a little disgusted.

In Daozu's mind, I am actually on the same level as my Third Uncle.

Who is he looking down upon? Tong Tian Jiaozhu's eyes are full of disdain.

"Teacher, what do you mean by comparing me to Xiao Changsheng?"

Hongjun ignored Tongtian Jiaozhu and went offline directly.

Yuanshi Tianwang comforted him, "He is afraid that you will overturn the table again."

"I can understand being afraid of me."

Master Tongtian has always been confident in himself.

"Why is he even afraid of Xiao Changsheng?"

Ji Changsheng said frankly: "Master Daozu must have some misunderstandings and prejudices against me. People who know me know that I am the most order-maintaining person."

Neither Nuwa nor Yuanshi Tianwang said anything.

Tongtian Sect Master was also silenced by Ji Changsheng's words.

Ji Changsheng: “…”

Oh no, it seems that it’s not just Daozu who is prejudiced against me.

However, Ji Changsheng never falls into the trap of self-proof.

Let prejudice be prejudice.

I still do what I should do.

If there is prejudice against me, it is the other party that has problems and it is the other party who should correct it.

With this simple thought, Ji Changsheng looked at Nuwa and said, "Mom, please help me send Dou Mu to Wanmin Umbrella. I will find a good place for her to live. I still respect Daluo."

Seeing Ji Changsheng take out the Umbrella of All People, Nuwa said with emotion: "If you can really refine Dou Mu Yuanjun, the grade of the Umbrella of All People can rise to the level of Zhenjun realm, which will also increase your current strength, and it will be very easy to suppress the strong ones below the Zhenjun realm."

Equipment is important.

It's important even for half a saint.

At present, Ji Changsheng has observed that the saints who don’t care much about equipping magic weapons are Taozu, Taiqing Saint, and Nuwa Niangniang.

The lethality of Yuanshi Tianwang holding the Pangu Banner and Tongtian Jiaozhu holding the Four Swords of Zhuxian have obviously increased greatly.

The Guiding Saint Ji Changsheng didn’t understand, so there was no need to explain much to Zhunti.

Of course, Ji Changsheng has not grown to the level where he no longer needs magic weapons, and he attaches great importance to equipment.

After hearing what Nuwa said, he desired Dou Mu Yuan Jun even more.

Nuwa reminded: "It is not easy to refine Dou Mu Yuanjun's soul. After all, it is the mark of Daluo, which is immortal and indestructible. You may need to polish it for many years."

Ji Changsheng blinked and quickly came up with a solution: "Mom, then you suppress her strength at the True Lord level first, and I will digest it slowly. After I reach Daluo, you can unlock her strength."

Dou Mu Yuanjun's eyes were red with anger: "How dare you, a boy, humiliate me like this?"

Ji Changsheng waved his hand and said, "A loser has no right to speak, but don't worry, this emperor's policy is to treat prisoners well. As long as you work loyally for this emperor, you can live well in Wanmin Umbrella. There is a senior of yours in Wanmin Umbrella, and you must have something in common with him."

I would even like to find a companion for Dou Mu Yuan Jun, fearing that she would be too lonely living in Wanmin Umbrella.

Ji Changsheng was deeply moved by his own noble and considerate character.

The four saints were also deeply "moved" by Emperor Xiaotian's style of killing people and destroying their hearts.

Nuwa looked at Dou Mu Yuan Jun with pity and thought to herself, you might as well be killed by me.

But since Ji Changsheng has spoken, he must give face to his good son.

With a flick of her finger, Nuwa sent Dou Mu Yuanjun into Ji Changsheng's umbrella of all people.

Only Dou Mu Yuanjun was left with an unwilling roar: "Wait, I get it, Nuwa, the reason you can kill me is because you know too much about the Great Zhou Tian Xing Dou Formation. The Great Zhou Tian Xing Dou Formation is the crystallization of the wisdom of the Four Emperors of the Demon Clan. You are one of the Four Emperors of the Demon Clan. You are taking advantage of it. It is too unfair for me to lose."

Ji Changsheng looked at the Saint Zhunti for the first time.

Sure enough, there was light in the eyes of the Bodhisattva Cundi again.

Ji Changsheng said speechlessly: "Old friend, don't tell me you believe it?"

The Bodhisattva Cundi smiled but said nothing.

"Old friend, friendly advice, don't commit suicide. Don't believe rumors, don't spread rumors."

The Saint Zhunti finally spoke: "My friend, you are afraid."

Ji Changsheng: “…”

I'm afraid that you will really be beaten to death, which will affect the next mythological blockbuster I will direct.

Forget it, if the saint really wants to die, he can't stop him.

Before directing a mythological blockbuster, Ji Changsheng had to plan a large-scale hilarious mythological variety show: "Where's Mom?"

At this time, Emperor Ziwei was still waiting for his dear mother.

And the Daluo circle updated a rumor:

"Nuwa was able to kill Minghe because of the restraint of the magic weapon; she was able to kill Doumu because she was familiar with the Zhoutian Xingdou formation. In both attacks, Nuwa's hard power was not strong, so there is no need to worry."

I'll start with 4,000 words, and there will be more in the evening. Thanks to Zhijiao for the 500 starting coins, and thanks to Sixiangshengbagua and Shuyou 20221016181653785 for the rewards.

(End of this chapter)


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