Chapter 446: The Art of Upward Management by the Great Emperor Changsheng: Receiving the Buddha, Zhunti Buddha Mother, and Giving Birth to Qiao Linger
The Three Burial Master: “?”
What the hell is pregnancy?
Xiao Yu and Sha Seng were also confused by what they heard.
Then they heard the Great Sage Pingzhang continue: "Ahead is the Zimu River of the Kingdom of Daughters."
Both of them and the monster are good guys.
The Kingdom of Women and Zi Mu River are of course very famous.
Then the Three Burials Mage reacted and looked at Ji Changsheng as if he were an animal: "Disciple, please behave like a human being."
The Great Sage of Balance said frankly: "Teacher, I am a monkey."
The Three Burial Master: “…”
What this monkey said made so much sense that he couldn't refute it.
Ji Changsheng continued to persuade patiently, "Teacher, you don't know that the abortion business in the Kingdom of Daughters is now in the hands of the Immortal Ruyi."
Master Sanzang didn't understand, he didn't even know who Ruyi Zhenxian was. Of course, this was normal, at Zhunti's level, there was no need to care about a small monster like Ruyi Zhenxian.
So Ji Changsheng explained: "Ruyi Zhenxian is the younger brother of Bull Demon King, and Bull Demon King is the younger brother of Green Bull Demon."
The face of the Three Burials Master suddenly turned gloomy.
This is a blood feud.
It is worth mentioning that after the battle at Jindou Mountain, Zhunti added a name to his blacklist - Flat-horned Green Ox! But Flat-horned Green Ox is now tied up in Tushita Palace, so Zhunti can't do anything about Green Ox now.
Now that he has the chance to vent his anger on the Green Bull Demon's friends and relatives, Master Sanzang is still very tempted.
At this time, Xiao Yu spoke up boldly: "Master, Great Sage, the battle at Jindou Mountain was not controlled by the Green Bull Demon, right?"
The killer monk added: "The latest news I received is that the Green Bull Demon said that he was possessed by the mysterious Daluo and knew nothing about the whole process. At that time, the great master Xuandu was listening to Yuanshi Tianwang talking about the Hunyuan Dao and was unable to split himself up, so this statement is still credible."
As the former curtain-pulling general beside the Lord Haotian, that is, a sword-bearing guard, the monk killer’s intelligence network is obviously very good.
However, in response to the information provided by the killer monk, Master Sanzang just smiled coldly: "You can't clone yourself? The strongest thing of the Taiqing lineage is the clone."
Ji Changsheng nodded subconsciously.
“One Qi Transforms into Three Pure Ones” is so powerful.
Unfortunately, he didn't learn it.
Alas, the skill really depends on chance and has nothing to do with talent. I just don't have the fate to achieve the Three Pure Ones.
Ji Changsheng felt sorry for "One Qi Transformed into Three Pure Ones". This sacred skill would never have the most suitable master for it.
Master Sanzang continued in a cold voice: "Xuan Du said it wasn't him, but he must know who the other party is. But he didn't reveal the other party's name, which means he is willing to take on this cause and effect, hey..."
The fact that he was willing to take on the responsibility of knocking out Master Sanzang and taking away his blood and flesh essence certainly showed that Master Xuandu was not afraid of Saint Zhunti at all.
Of course, this doesn't seem strange.
After all, Xuandu had ridden on Zhunti’s face in person at Lingshan.
Zhunti put the blame on Xuandu, and Xuandu was not wronged at all.
Ji Changsheng reminded: "Teacher, I think the mastermind behind Jindou Mountain is Tathagata, otherwise why did the Green Bull Demon retreat when the Eighteen Arhats arrived? What are the Eighteen Arhats?"
Master Sanzang knew that Ji Changsheng was scheming to retaliate against Buddha Tathagata, but he felt that the strike was just right because he himself had the same suspicion.
There is no way, the time chosen by Maitreya to retreat is really good.
Moreover, Buddha Tathagata has sufficient motive to commit the crime and is qualified to exchange interests with Master Xuandu.
Ji Changsheng drew inferences from one instance, and he and Maitreya Buddha completed a tacit agreement to pass the buck without knowing it: "This time, Tathagata took out eighteen golden elixir sands. Teacher, you know the value of golden elixir sands. It is obvious that Tathagata is going to give a gift to the Green Bull Demon. Why would Tathagata give a gift to the Green Bull Demon? The reason behind this is self-evident."
Master Sanzang analyzed: "Disciple, what you said does make sense, but we can't just lock on to Tathagata's identity. There are still other possibilities."
"There aren't many Daluo who are qualified to let Xuandu take the blame. Considering various factors, I think it must be Tathagata."
Detective Ji is online again.
"If you still have doubts, wait until Zhen Yuanzi's second tree matures, and then we can ask the second tree to find evidence for us."
The Three Burial Master: “…”
This disciple is really inhuman.
He soon realized how inhuman Ji Changsheng was.
"Teacher, how come you were knocked unconscious right after entering the Golden Dou Cave?"
As soon as Ji Changsheng said this, Xiao Yu and Sha Seng also looked over.
Even the White Dragon Horse's eyes showed curiosity.
Master Sanzang's face flushed, veins popping out on his forehead, and he tried to argue, "How can that be called being knocked unconscious? That's called being ambushed. The Green Bull Demon has no moral principles, too... Laojun is also shameless, he even put down the diamond cutter. Disciple, believe it or not, if I take out the Seven Treasures Wonderful Tree, I can pierce the Golden Gourd Cave on the spot."
Ji Changsheng nodded immediately: "I believe it, I believe it, I definitely believe it, the teacher just didn't want to argue with the green bull monster, to give the monsters behind the courage to attack. If the teacher can fight against the diamond now, no monster will dare to attack the teacher on the journey to obtain the scriptures later."
Xiao Yu and the killer monk looked at Ji Changsheng with awe-inspiring eyes.
When it comes to the ability to flatter, they are really ashamed of themselves.
The main thing is that he is not as shameless as Ji Changsheng.
Ji Changsheng followed his logic and said, "Teacher, your dignity and prestige have been shattered in Jindou Mountain anyway, so why not shatter them again in the Kingdom of Women to boost the morale of those monsters. The origin of the Mother and Child River in the Kingdom of Women is mysterious, and no creature below Daluo can be immune to it. If you can get pregnant after drinking the water of the Mother and Child River, it will definitely excite all the powerful people who are secretly watching. After all, everything else can be fake, but the pregnancy must be real."
Master Sanzang found that there was nothing wrong with what Ji Changsheng said on the surface.
But the biggest problem is that he will be embarrassed again.
"It is a great shame for a saint to be pregnant. Disciple, please don't say such things anymore. Your master will never do that."
Ji Changsheng was not discouraged, but just sighed: "It is difficult to repay the debt, it is difficult to repay the debt, it is more difficult than ascending to heaven."
The Three Burial Master: “…”
"Teacher, the bottom line is meant to be broken step by step. You have broken through the bottom line so many times, so why should you be afraid of this time again?"
On PUA…cross it out, on the art of upward management.
Generally speaking, it is the people in a higher position who perform PUA on the people below them.
However, the people below can also manage those above them.
However, this trick is much more difficult than PUA and is a more advanced technique.
Since Ji Laomo debuted, he has basically never used PUA and has always been engaged in upward management.
After all, the people who can help him are all powerful figures. It is useless if PUA loses face. Only by managing the powerful figures well can the benefits be maximized.
Now, he began to manage his dear teacher.
"Teacher, with our current accumulation, we are still far from paying off our debt to Heaven. But the battle at Jindou Mountain will definitely increase our progress in paying off the debt by 5%. If you get pregnant again in the Kingdom of Daughters, the progress will increase to 10%.
"We have already invested so much in the early stage, can you bear to let all that effort go to waste? "Teacher, for our great cause of repaying the debt, Master Jieyin even contributed the private collection of Taiyin Xingjun. If you don't sacrifice more than Master Jieyin, what if Master Jieyin feels unbalanced?"
The previous words, including the sunk costs, have not impressed Master Sanzang.
But after Ji Changsheng mentioned "Master Jie Yin", Master Sanzang's expression changed.
He looked at Ji Changsheng with complicated eyes, and said with deep emotion: "Disciple, you are really nothing."
He really understood his thoughts.
Ji Changsheng thought to himself that this was nothing. "Understanding the saint's intention" was the basis for managing saints.
After I, Emperor Xiaotian, ascended to heaven, I first served my biological mother, Nuwa, and then repaired my relationship with Yuanshi Tianwang and Tongtian Jiaozhu. Then, through Yu Linglong, I found out about the "ruling by inaction" nature of Saint Taiqing, and I have always maintained a sincere relationship with Daoist Patriarch Hongjun.
If I can't control a mere Zhunti like you, I would be Emperor Xiaotian in vain.
The best way to manage Saint Taiqing is to eliminate all troubles for him, and the best way to manage Zhunti is to help him repay his debt to Heaven.
However, Zhunti still has a weakness - he feels that he has let Jie Yin down.
This is a knot in Zhunti’s heart, and it is also an objective fact.
Back then, Jie Yin had the hope of becoming a saint by himself. If it weren't for helping Zhunti, Jie Yin wouldn't have needed to take on such a high loan from the Heavenly Dao.
In an age of economic downturn and financial failure, why take out a loan if you can buy a house in full?
Zhunti could not afford to buy it without a loan.
There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!
Then Jie Yin, with the idea of being good brothers, packaged the loan together and really helped Zhunti.
Therefore, the relationship between the two saints in the West is actually closer than that between the Three Pure Ones.
The Three Pure Ones never had the experience of sharing hardships. These three brothers were born rich and have never been poor.
The two saints of the West are true saints who have worked together through thick and thin, sharing honor and disgrace and being sincere to each other.
Therefore, the more sacrifices Jie Yin made, the more guilty Zhunti felt.
Although those who are favored are fearless, this time, Zhunti just took out all the treasures of Taiyin Star God that Jieyin had hidden and gave them to Li Changxi.
Judging from Jie Yin's behavior, he still endured this matter, so Zhunti was of course very happy.
But true love cannot withstand repeated temptations and consumption.
Ji Changsheng ignored the slander from Master Sanzang and brought the topic back to Jie Yin: "Teacher, you can't let Master Jie Yin sacrifice himself every time, and let Master Jie Yin endure every time. According to my experience, no matter how deep the feelings are, they can't withstand repeated consumption. To maintain the relationship, you need to be willing to go both ways. If you want Master Jie Yin to feel sorry for you, you need to make greater sacrifices."
Ji Changsheng's behavior in making Master Sanzang pregnant was inhumane.
But when Ji Changsheng advised Master Sanzang, what he said was truly human words.
If Zhunti listened to it, he would definitely not be wrong.
In fact, Zhunti did listen to it.
The Three Burial Master said in a deep voice, "After Li Changxi broke into the Taiyin Treasury, my brother stopped talking to me."
Of course, Jie Yin and Zhunti have a way of contacting each other.
Jie Yin did not block Zhunti, but he read the message but did not reply.
This also made Zhunti very uncomfortable.
Master Sanzang knew that Jie Yin was really angry this time.
Of course, this is normal.
After all, brothers are brothers and love is love. A normal saint would not make a choice and would take both.
Zhunti insisted that Jie Yin make a choice between the two, and Jie Yin was also puzzled.
But Ji Changsheng solved it.
It’s no big deal.
Haven't you seen the Taoist Master Cihang and the Jade Pure True King? "Teacher, listen to me. Master Jieyin will definitely restore contact with you. Think about it, if you get pregnant and give birth to a child, won't Master Jieyin be curious?"
Master Sanzang nodded subconsciously.
If Ji Changsheng hadn't told him, he would never have thought that he could get pregnant.
If Jie Yin wasn't curious, he would have seen a ghost.
"Let me go a step further, Teacher. What if you are pregnant with Master Jieyin's child?"
Ji Changsheng's bold idea scared everyone in the pilgrimage team.
The Three Burials Master was so "scared" that he almost fell off the White Dragon's horse, which was already weak on its legs.
"How could I possibly be pregnant with my senior brother's child?"
Master Sanzang’s face flushed red.
There was an unconscious hint of anticipation in his eyes.
Ji Changsheng sneered inwardly.
After meeting Avalokitesvara and Jade Pure Queen, he has become very open-minded in this regard.
Just a blue star has so many orientations.
With so many gods and Buddhas, is it surprising that there are a few Cihang Taoists? Not at all.
Jieyin’s thinking is still too narrow.
Zhunti is not bold enough either.
Fortunately, they have the Emperor Changsheng to help them with advice.
"Teacher, let me ask you, can the Zimu River make you pregnant?"
Master Sanzang nodded subconsciously.
He controlled himself and did not advance to the Daluo realm, so the water from the Zimu River was indeed useful to him.
"Teacher, let me ask you again, do you have the aura of receiving Master Uncle?"
Master Sanzang continued to nod: "Of course."
He and Jie Yin basically share all their wealth.
If this isn't love...
The Three Purities divided their family business much more clearly than they did.
Ji Changsheng knew that Master Sanzang had understood it now, but was too embarrassed to say it, so he made the instruction manual: "When the auras of the powerful interact, you can conceive. Drinking the water from the Mother and Child River can also conceive. Teacher, you have the aura of Master Jie Yin in your hand, and there is the Mother and Child River in front of you. When the two are combined, when the time comes, the child will be born from your stomach, and this child will be the child of Master Jie Yin and you, teacher."
Xiao Yu, the monk killer and the white dragon horse all knelt down.
I have never seen such a daring person.
He actually dared to instigate the saint to get pregnant.
The most outrageous thing is that it can actually be operated, and Master Sanzang seems to have been tempted.
Yes, Master Sanzang is already moved.
But he still felt a little ashamed.
So Ji Changsheng comforted him again, "Teacher, you know that Tathagata and I have a grudge, and I will have a fight with Haotian sooner or later. Haotian is now undergoing reincarnation training, and sooner or later, I will send Tathagata to reincarnation. When the time comes, Sister Hou Tu and I will join forces to directly transfer their reincarnation bodies to your children. Uncle Jieyin will be the Buddha, and you will be the Buddha Mother, and the children will be Tathagata and Haotian. We can use them to pay off our debts directly, isn't that a win?"
Without saying anything, the Three Burials Master jumped on his horse and said, "Let's go and get pregnant!"
(End of this chapter)