Chapter 447 Uncle Master, good news, you are a father now [15100 monthly tickets for additional update]
Xiao Yu and the killing monk were still kneeling.
They felt that they were not worthy to stand and talk to the Great Sage of Peace Account.
If Master Sanzang had not walked far ahead, they would have felt that they were not worthy of standing up.
Xiao Yu sighed: "Great Sage, you can bring the dead back to life with your words."
Ji Changsheng said modestly: "It's over, it's the ability of my sister Hou Tu. By the way, Xiao Yu, you should also get pregnant."
With a "thump", Xiao Yu knelt on the ground again.
"Great Sage, Yu has a son."
This time it was Ji Changsheng's turn to be speechless.
Yu Lao Mo didn't know the relationship between Ping Zhang Dasheng and Ji Changsheng, he just thought that Ping Zhang Dasheng was Ji Changsheng's confidant.
But Old Demon Yu understood his son.
If he dares to have a child, Changsheng will definitely kill both him and the child.
Ji Changsheng really wanted to say to Xiao Yu, “You’re overthinking it. You don’t have a son at all.”
But he endured it.
Ignoring Xiao Yu's struggle, Ji Changsheng said to the killer monk, "And you, you have to get pregnant too. We can't let the teacher be embarrassed alone. Otherwise, the teacher will be unhappy and you will all be in trouble."
The killer monk's old face also began to turn red, but he gritted his teeth and nodded.
He felt that what the Great Sage Pingzhang said was right. The Three Burials Master was pregnant. If his belly didn't swell up, what would the Three Burials Master do if he didn't like him? To serve the saint, one must know how to sacrifice oneself.
Besides, there is also the abortion spring.
Killing monks doesn't seem to be a big problem.
It is better to lose face than to lose your life.
After getting over the inner barrier, the killer monk persuaded Xiao Yu: "It's just a shell, don't worry about it."
Xiao Yu: "...I'm not afraid of losing face, I'm afraid my son will be jealous."
The killer monk was a little surprised: "Could it be that your son is very powerful?"
Xiao Yu: “…Extremely powerful.”
The killer monk became more curious: "How powerful can it be?"
Xiao Yu looked at the Great Sage Ping Zhang and said sincerely, "Maybe he's even more powerful than the Great Sage."
He regarded the Great Sage of Settlement as Ji Changsheng's black glove, and of course he thought his own son was better.
Ji Changsheng said frankly: "It's okay, your son will definitely not be jealous. Besides, only the teacher will give birth to the child, you don't have to."
After a pause, Ji Changsheng added: "Don't worry, I will drink the water from the Zimu River as well. We will share the good times and the bad times together."
Hearing Ji Changsheng say this, Xiao Yu and Sha Seng were moved.
They didn't expect that the Great Sage of Settlement would actually stand by them.
The Three Burial Master in front was also moved.
"Disciple, you are indeed a good person. I shouldn't have suspected that you wanted to make fun of me."
Three minutes later.
After drinking the water from the Zimu River, Master Sanzang raised his hand and slapped himself.
"I am so stupid, really, why would I believe you, a monkey."
He and Xiao Yushaseng both drank the water from the Zimu River.
But Ji Changsheng didn't drink.
He just used "Yaoguang Luohuan" to create the illusion that he had also drunk the water, so Xiaoyu and the killing monk didn't notice it.
Only he discovered it.
Ji Changsheng patiently explained: "Teacher, I am doing this to protect everyone's safety. What if we both get pregnant and a monster attacks us? What if we are all infected?"
Master Sanzang pointed at Ji Changsheng tremblingly, and then his stomach quickly swelled.
Ji Changsheng had already started recording at this time.
He added: "Teacher, please be patient. I will let Master Jieyin know that the child in your belly is his."
The Three Burial Master: “…”
I have to say it, it hurts a bit.
On the other side, Xiao Yu and the killer monk both cried out in pain:
"stomach ache!"
“It hurts so much!”
Ji Changsheng spread his hands and said, "Teacher, you see, the reason why I don't drink the water of Zimu River is to preserve my body intact and stay here to be your babysitter. If it weren't for me, you would really be in pain."
The water from the Zimu River can directly make a man pregnant. This alone is enough to show how incredible this blessing is.
Of course Ji Changsheng didn't dare to drink carelessly.
Besides, none of them had any experience with giving birth.
Ji Changsheng didn't want to have this experience either.
Let teachers and others enjoy this blessing.
He was born to suffer.
Master Sanzang wished he could kill this monkey right now.
But he also felt abdominal pain.
Without entering Daluo, he cannot be immune to the effects of the water from Zi Mu River.
"It looks like Pangu's method, which seems to ignore realm and magical powers."
Cold sweat appeared on Master Sanzang's forehead.
"Monkey, find a way to relieve this abdominal pain."
Ji Changsheng didn't tease Master Sanzang anymore.
It would be bad if you made the teacher angry.
He looked around and said soothingly, "The people in the Kingdom of Women must have experience. I will go find a native of the Kingdom of Women and ask them for advice."
A moment later, Ji Changsheng brought Master Sanzang and the others to a village.
There was an old woman at the entrance of the village, sitting on a straw stool spinning hemp.
Ji Changsheng opened his eyes and confirmed that the old woman was not the incarnation of some great power. Then he stepped forward and asked, "Grandma, I am from the Tang Dynasty in the East. My master is the younger brother of the Tang Dynasty. I drank river water after crossing the river and my stomach hurts. Is there any way to relieve it?"
The mother-in-law started laughing when she heard that. After she finished laughing, she said, "This is the West Liang Women's Country. Our country is full of women, and there are no men. The river your master drank the water from is called the Mother and Child River. After drinking the water, you will have abdominal pain and be pregnant. After three days, go to the Yingyang Pavilion and look at the water next to the fetus. If you can see double shadows, you will give birth to a child. Your master drank the water from the Mother and Child River, and it became fetal energy. She will give birth in two days. Abdominal pain is inevitable, and there is no medicine to cure it."
Ji Changsheng gave Master Sanzang a look of pity.
Teacher, you’re on your own.
The pain of childbirth is inevitable and normal.
Let our dear teacher experience what it feels like to be a woman in advance.
This way, when you become a Buddha Mother in the future, you will be able to do it with ease.
Anyway, the saint has a strong endurance, although he may not have felt pain for a long time.
Ji Changsheng already knew about the Zimu River and the Luotai Spring in advance. But since he wanted to cause trouble for Ruyi Zhenxian, he had to act according to the rules, otherwise it would be unreasonable.
So Ji Changsheng continued to ask: "Mother-in-law, do you have a doctor here? I'll go buy an abortion pill to prevent my master from suffering childbirth."
The old woman said, "Even if there is medicine, it won't help. The water in our Zimu River is very effective. There is only one way to have an abortion. There is a Jieyang Mountain in the south. There is a broken cave in the mountain. There is a spring in the cave. Just drink a mouthful of water from the spring and you will be able to get rid of the fetal qi and return to normal. But now you can't get the water. A Taoist priest came here and called himself Ruyi Zhenxian. He turned the broken cave into Juxian Temple and protected the spring water. He won't give it to anyone. Those who want the water must pay a high price to buy it."
The chivalrous Great Sage Pingzhang flew into a rage: "Isn't this a monopoly on the abortion business? This is outrageous."
The old woman shook her head and said, "It's not just the abortion business. From Zimu River to Jieyang Mountain, the food, clothing, housing and transportation along the way are all taken care of by the Immortal Ruyi. In just a few years, the Immortal Ruyi has become one of the richest men in our Daughter Country."
The Great Sage of Balance became even more angry: "This thief deserves death for making such a dishonest fortune."
I have no mortal enemy with evil, unless it has a backer.
Coincidentally, the backer of Ruyi Zhenxian is Bull Demon King.
The Bull Demon King is just a dish to the Eternal Emperor.
Just see when you want to eat beef.
Since the Green Bull Demon has been deceived, who would care about a big white bull?
Ji Changsheng said seriously: "Teacher, please wait here for a while while I go get some water."
Master Sanzang didn't want to say a word. He waved his hand in disdain, signaling Ji Changsheng to get out.
He was going to have this baby.
So of course I wouldn't drink the water from the Luotai Spring.
Ji Changsheng didn't care about the disrespect of his unfilial master, and left the place with a somersault cloud.
The old woman was shocked and realized that these guys dressed as monks were actually masters.
Although there is no shortage of masters in my daughter's country, and they often see them, people who practice cultivation are more powerful after all. After the Great Sage of Balance showed his skills, the Three Burial Masters and others immediately received great courtesy, and this matter will not be mentioned for the time being.
It is said that Ji Changsheng suddenly saw a mountain blocking the corner of the cloud. He then stopped and looked forward. He saw a good mountain, so good that even ordinary people who didn't know the value of it could tell at a glance that this place must be a blessed land.
After admiring the mountain scenery for a second, Ji Changsheng saw a manor in the shade and suddenly heard the sound of a dog barking.
Ji Changsheng went down the mountain and went straight to the village. He saw a small bridge connecting to running water and a thatched cottage leaning against a green mountain. Village dogs barked at the fences and hermits came and went.
Then a Taoist priest came into Ji Changsheng's sight. The Taoist priest was sitting cross-legged on the green grass. When he saw Ji Changsheng, he took the initiative to greet him and asked, "Who are you from? What can I teach you in my small temple?"
Quite polite.
Ji Changsheng, who was originally preparing to go to the door to cause trouble, had to restrain his temper and explained: "I am the imperial envoy of the Tang Dynasty in the East who is going to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures. Because my master drank the water of the Mother and Child River by mistake, he now has abdominal pain and swelling. I asked the locals and they said it was fetal qi and there is no cure. I found out that there is a fetal spring in the Poer Cave of Jieyang Mountain that can eliminate fetal qi, so I came to see Ruyi Zhenxian and ask for some spring water to save my master. I trouble the old Taoist to give me some guidance."
The Taoist smiled and said, "This is the Poer Cave, which has now been renamed the Juxian Temple. What a coincidence, I am the eldest disciple of Master Ruyi Zhenxian. What is your name? Let me tell you."
The Great Sage of Balance said sincerely: "My last name is Sha, and my name is Sha Ruyi."
The Taoist's expression changed slightly.
Seeing that Ji Changsheng didn't carry any gold or silver treasures, he finally reacted: "Are you here to cause trouble?"
Ji Changsheng smiled.
Very good, this is the kind of development we want.
"I'm not looking for trouble with your Immortal Ruyi, but the citizens of the Kingdom of Women can no longer tolerate the exploitation of the old thief Ruyi."
Ji Changsheng spoke with great righteousness, his voice shaking the whole country: "Pregnancy and abortion are the rights that every citizen of the Kingdom of Women should have, and this right should not be used by some ambitious people for personal gain. Ruyi, old thief, don't you feel guilty for making such dirty money?"
There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!
This is more or less what Ji Changsheng really thinks.
There are many ways to make money.
The sea of stars and the boundless universe have so many things worth pursuing.
Why do we have to mess with ordinary people's wallets?
Can't you have some pursuit?
It is not shameful to make money, but it is shameful to make money by dirty means.
After reaching a certain height, the resources mobilized by all parties have far exceeded those of ordinary people. In Ji Changsheng's view, it is very shameful to compete with ordinary people for profits.
After the Tiansheng Sect was reorganized by Ji Lao Mo, it was focused on serving ordinary people.
Even though they have reached the prehistoric fairyland, it turns out that Ruyi Zhenxian and the Bull Demon King behind him are still making money in this kind of dishonest way.
It's so embarrassing.
Not at all like the masters behind them.
Although Laojun indulged his subordinates, he only studied alchemy and refining, and always aimed to study the most cutting-edge "high-tech".
This group of affiliated forces of the Tushita Palace have not even learned the basics of Laojun.
The Great Sage Ping Zhang was enraged and used his magical powers, so the Immortal Ruyi inside was naturally shocked.
He appeared quickly. Ji Changsheng looked up and found that Ruyi Zhenxian had a very good appearance: he wore a colorful star crown on his head and a red robe with golden threads. His shoes were embroidered with brocade and his belt was exquisite. He wore a pair of brocade socks and a half-exposed skirt with embroidered velvet. He held a Ruyi golden hook in his hand, with a sharp rod as long as a python. His eyes were bright and his eyebrows were erect. His teeth were sharp and his mouth was red. His beard was like a raging fire and his hair was short and fluffy.
"Are you the Immortal Ruyi?"
Ruyi Zhenxian rushed out with great momentum, originally intending to lead an army to punish the culprit.
But after seeing the look on the Great Sage Pingzhang’s face, Immortal Ruyi instantly slid to his knees.
He knelt directly in front of Ji Changsheng.
"I have met the Great Sage."
Ji Changsheng: “…”
grass.
This guy knelt down as fast as those old demons from the Tiansheng Sect.
"Do you know me?"
Ruyi Zhenxian breathed a sigh of relief and quickly explained, "Great Sage, I am the younger brother of the Bull Demon King of the West. You once swore brotherhood with my elder brother. I saw from my elder brother how you made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and I have always admired you very much."
While flattering the Great Sage Pingzhang, the Immortal Ruyi complained in his heart that since I am doing such a shady business as abortion, of course I have to know who I can offend and who I can't.
The water in the Kingdom of Women is very deep.
Although Ruyi Zhenxian is the younger brother of Bull Demon King, he does not dare to be careless at all.
There's nothing wrong with making some dirty money, but being arrogant and domineering is courting death.
To be honest, the background of the Kingdom of Women is much bigger than his.
So Ruyi Zhenxian is actually very tactful in doing things.
Ji Changsheng frowned and said, "This is not easy to deal with."
"That's all right, Great Sage. I'll do whatever you want."
Immortal Ruyi behaved very well.
Although Bull Demon King did not think highly of Pingzhang Great Sage and did not have a very good impression of him, Ruyi Zhenxian knew very well that he would definitely not be able to defeat Pingzhang Great Sage.
Not to mention, behind the Great Sage Pingzhang there is a Master Sanzang, who is the reincarnation of a saint.
The other monsters all wanted to eat the flesh of Master Sanzang, but Ruyi Zhenxian was the younger brother of Bull Demon King and knew the importance of the matter. He had no intention of eating the flesh of a saint.
Even though I don’t have the qualifications, I know how high the sky is and how thick the earth is.
If anyone really wants to do something, it should be the Bull Demon King who wants to do it.
Ruyi Zhenxian was still able to control himself.
When Ruyi Zhenxian's disciple heard that his master had given in so badly, he quickly told Ruyi Zhenxian about Ji Changsheng's request.
After hearing this, Immortal Ruyi breathed a sigh of relief.
"It turns out that he drank the water from the Mother and Child River by mistake. This is a simple matter. Great Sage, just ask for as much water from the Luotai Spring as you want. Even if you have to empty the entire Luotai Spring, I have no objection. I have always wanted to rekindle our old friendship. We cannot let our friendship be damaged because of a sip of Luotai Spring."
Ji Changsheng raised his eyebrows and looked at Ruyi Zhenxian seriously again.
This guy is really a genius.
No wonder she was entrusted with an important task by the Bull Demon King and sent to the Kingdom of Women to take charge of the abortion business.
Just from these words, one can see the intelligence of Immortal Ruyi.
Unfortunately, he met the old demon Ji.
Old Demon Ji slapped Immortal Ruyi in the face, leaving half of his face swollen.
"Asshole, I came to you with good intentions to ask for the abortion spring water, why did you refuse?"
Immortal Ruyi was suddenly hit and hadn't reacted yet. Then he heard the questioning from the Great Sage Pingzhang and was instantly stunned.
reject?
How could he refuse? "Great Sage, did you misunderstand me? I am willing to offer the abortion spring water with both hands..."
Before Ruyi Zhenxian could finish his words, Ji Changsheng slapped him again.
"You bastard, you still dare to quibble."
Pah! Then another slap.
"How dare you step out of the door with your left foot first? Who gave you the courage?"
Bang! "How dare you look me in the face? Are you plotting to frame me?"
Boom! Ruyi Zhenxian finally exploded.
"Monkey, don't go too far."
Is there anyone who bullies others like this?
Ruyi Zhenxian was so angry that she was shaking all over.
He had given enough face to the Great Sage who Settles the Accounts, but this rascal monkey actually framed him. He couldn't tolerate this.
Ji Changsheng corrected him, "Of course it's not okay to bully others too much, but you are a demon."
If Bull Demon King’s younger brother was a human, Bull Demon King’s father would be in danger.
Ruyi Zhenxian's expression became more and more unsightly: "Monkey, do you really want to be my enemy?"
"Who do you think you are?" Ji Changsheng said disdainfully, "I am acting on behalf of Heaven to eradicate you, the demon who runs an abortion business. For the sake of the people of the Kingdom of Daughters and my pregnant teacher, watch out for me."
"Wow, you are bullying me too much, monkey, you are looking for death."
Even the versatile Ruyi Immortal could not stand the provocation from the old demon Ji, so he raised his Ruyi golden hook and started hitting him.
Ji Changsheng and other Ruyi Zhenxian took action first before he fought back.
In no time, he beat Ruyi Zhenxian half to death.
Then he looked at the trembling eldest disciple of Ruyi Zhenxian.
"What did you see?"
The Taoist wanted to speak but hesitated, not daring to say a word.
Ji Changsheng taught: "I came to Ruyi Zhenxian to ask for the abortion spring water. Ruyi Zhenxian asked for a large sum of money but failed to get it. He got angry and attacked me. I was defending myself and beat Ruyi Jinxian half to death. Is that right or wrong?"
The Taoist nodded rapidly.
"Very good, I will send a message to Bull Demon King according to this statement and ask him to come and apologize to me. By the way, remember to remind Bull Demon King that because Immortal Ruyi delayed giving me the abortion spring water, my master, Master Sanzang, has given birth to a child. Let Bull Demon King decide for himself."
Ji Changsheng did not contact Bull Demon King personally.
Because he wants to contact another powerful person personally.
Finding Jie Yin's name in the address book, Ji Changsheng sent a message to Jie Yin:
"Uncle Master, good news, you're a father now. Your mother is my teacher. Are you surprised or shocked?"
Lingshan.
Jie Yin was bewildered.
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