In the taxi, Zhang Yuanqing remembered that he had not yet told Aunt Xiaoyuan about the news of completing the killing copy.

——Although she must have learned it from Kou Beiyue.

"Interpersonal relationships still need to be maintained. I was entangled with Guan Ya all morning and forgot to inform Xiao Yuan."

Zhang Yuanqing quickly picked up his phone and sent a message to "Magic Aunt Xiaoyuan":

"Aunt Xiaoyuan, I'm back. Beiyue told you my points, right? Haha, I broke the record. It's a pity that I didn't make a bet with you before entering the killing dungeon."

Unexpectedly, after the message was sent, no one responded for a long time.

Didn't see it? Zhang Yuanqing thought, at this time, she should be standing at the front desk of the hotel, lowering her head and playing with her phone.

He sent another message:

"I have just been promoted to a saint, and I am very busy. I will go to the hotel to see you in a few days (smile)."

Not getting a reply, he opened the official forum to check what the various branches of the Five Elements Alliance had to say about him.

#Yuanshi Tianzun has accomplished a feat unprecedented in history. Do you think he has the qualities to be the leader of the alliance?#

#The Night Wandering Gods of Taiyi Sect had polarized opinions on Yuanshi Tianzun, all of them shouted: Elder Sun is confused#

#Back then, the Demon Lord teamed up with the evil professions to kill the official colleagues who entered the dungeon. Now Yuanshi Tianzun has wiped out the evil camp, which makes people very happy#

Leaving aside the pinned announcement and the post by Peony Fairy, the first few pages of the forum are all filled with posts discussing the killing dungeon and him.

Many familiar spiritual realm IDs were spamming in the comments: "Master Tianzun".

Zhang Yuanqing also saw a lot of unfamiliar spiritual realm IDs.

【Ba Dao Zhan Cai Ji: This batch of extraordinary colleagues in the middle of the year are lucky. Back then, two-thirds of my colleagues who entered the killing dungeon with me died. This time, there are 15 people promoted to saints in the Five Elements Alliance. Add to that the killing dungeon at the end of the year, and the organization has a great harvest this year. Based on this alone, Yuanshi Tianzun's contribution is so great that it is hard to estimate. I wonder what reward the headquarters will give him. 】

[Honest man Zhang Bairen: He earned more merits from killing a dungeon once than we have in our lifetime. I am now looking forward to teaming up with him to do the dungeon, so that I can also hug Yuanshi Tianzun's thigh.]

[Third-rate Reasoner: Yuanshi Tianzun's points broke the record, and the experience and props he obtained were all top-notch, more and stronger than ordinary saints. If you match him, you might really have to cling to him. ]

[I am ill: These guys must be deacons, otherwise they would never dare to be so arrogant and call the Lord Tianzun by his name.]

[The past days have been hard: It doesn’t matter. In a year or two, they will call us Tianzun Laoshou just like us.]

[George the Pig: Be bold. Maybe in the second half of the year, they will start shouting “Master Tianzun”.]

【Badao Zhancaiji: Which branch are the above people from? The Internet is not a lawless place, please be careful with your words. 】

Among these messy posts, there are also a few posts with inappropriate styles, such as:

#I admit that Yuanshi Tianzun plays a key role in the killing copy, but everyone should not blindly follow the trend and ignore the contributions of others#

One by one, poster: The whole world is on fire.

However, no one paid any attention to him. Among the few dozen comments, half of them were trash talk, and half were mocking him, calling him a disgrace to the Fire Master.

Those who scolded him were all fire masters.

Another example: #Just heard a piece of news that the official forum of Taiyi Sect has been collectively banned. It is said that Yuan Ting posted something, but the post has been deleted and the content is not known yet#

Seeing this, Zhang Yuanqing's heart suddenly skipped a beat, and he thought that what was supposed to come had finally come.

If the family scandal of the Grand Elder of the Baihua Society were to spread, I don’t know whether Yuan Ting would be silenced, but I would definitely be the target of anger.

Then, he thought of something even more terrifying: Fu Qingyang’s rubbish theory and the information confessed by the Demon Eye King could definitely not be concealed.

"The Centurion won't let me go, and neither will the Dog Elder. It's over, Barbie Q."

Zhang Yuanqing's heart suddenly sank. It was mid-June, at noon, and the sun was blazing.

On the street outside the community, the supermarket hung up plastic windproof curtains and there were few customers. In the fruit shop next door, the owner was eating watermelon out of boredom, and there were also few customers.

This summer is exceptionally hot, and old men and women don’t like to go out.

Apart from the still rushing traffic, there were very few pedestrians.

The taxi stopped outside the community. Zhang Yuanqing, who had once again abandoned the blood rose at Fujia Bay, opened the door, ran to the fruit store across the street in the scorching sun, bought two big watermelons, and then went to the supermarket to buy a pack of cigarettes.

You don’t need to bring any gifts home, except if you’ve done something “bad”.

I stayed in the killing copy for three days, and received more than 30 missed calls from my grandmother and aunt, and dozens of unread messages.

If he doesn't bring anything back home this time, he will be the one picked up for the mixed doubles, and together with his grandfather, it will be Zhang Yuanqing who plays three pairs.

Take the elevator to your doorstep, enter the password, and open the security door.

It was just past dinner time, and in the living room, my grandparents, who had just finished lunch, were sitting there watching TV.

"Grandma, I'm back!"

Zhang Yuanqing called out "Tiantian". Grandma turned her head and sneered, "Who is this? Why are you calling people names randomly? My family doesn't have a grandson, but an ungrateful wolf."

Zhang Yuanqing said, "Mom, I'm back."

"Who are you calling mom?" Grandma stood up and started beating him.

"Didn't you say you don't have any grandchildren?" Zhang Yuanqing pretended to be aggrieved.

Grandma shaved his scalp several times and said angrily:

"You still remember to come back? You don't answer the phone, you don't reply to the text messages, you must have grown wings, right?"

"Didn't I say I was going to go out and live for a few days? I just got a girlfriend." Zhang Yuanqing lied without hesitation and used "girlfriend" to highlight that he is an adult and that his grandmother should not be too involved.

"You can't disappear even if you have a girlfriend. Is it because your girlfriend doesn't allow you to answer the phone?" The grandmother thought to herself that my grandson would never be so rebellious. It must be that wild woman outside who led my precious grandson astray.

It was Lingjing who didn't let me answer the phone, not my girlfriend. Zhang Yuanqing avoided the topic and quickly stuffed the watermelon over to me: "My girlfriend knows that you like to eat watermelon, so she bought it at the entrance of the community on purpose."

Then he handed the cigarette to grandpa: "Grandpa has a gift too."

Grandpa took the cigarette, looked at it carefully, nodded with satisfaction, and said, "Be moderate."

After receiving the watermelon, the grandmother's attitude improved slightly, and she snorted coldly:

"She brought you back? Why didn't you come up with her?"

"I'm shy."

"The day after tomorrow is Saturday. You bring the person back to me for dinner. I told you to bring him back last time. You have dragged it on for so long. If you continue to be perfunctory, I will call and tell your mother about this." Grandma looked like "I need to do some investigation."

"What does it have to do with Chen Shu? I have already expelled her from my hometown," Zhang Yuanqing muttered.

Grandma frowned and said, "What did you say?"

Zhang Yuanqing said loudly: "I know, I'll ask later."

He planned to bring Guan Ya back, and if Guan Ya did not agree, he would bring Blood Rose back to pretend to be his girlfriend.

Although the Yin corpse has cold eyes and lacks spirituality, he has a ghost bride. The ghost bride is Qiannu from a hundred years ago. She pays great attention to hierarchy and etiquette, and will probably be extremely respectful to her husband's grandparents.

The only thing you need to pay attention to is that she might suddenly say: I, Bai Lan, have met the two ancestors. In the future, I will serve my husband well and carry on the family line.

Zhang Yuanqing, who is good at socializing, really doesn't know how to smooth over the matter.

"Have you eaten?" Grandma said with a stern face.

“I’m starving!”

"Add some more dishes, I'll make them for you now." Grandma turned and went to the kitchen.

We never leave leftovers at home. If we can’t finish it, we just throw it away.

International Building.

Annie sat in front of the computer desk, her mellow and delicate fingers dancing on the keyboard. She quickly wrote an email and clicked send.

After learning the news from Lingjun of Taiyi Sect, she returned to the office and contacted some official members funded by the Beauty God Association, and confirmed the information from them.

So I immediately wrote an email and sent it to my immediate boss, the Minister of Foreign Affairs.

Annie took her hands off the keyboard, picked up the cup on the table, took a sip of coffee, and stared at the words "Sent successfully" displayed on the screen, slightly distracted.

Until this moment, she had not recovered from the shocking information.

She expected that Yuanshi Tianzun had a chance of reaching the top of the list. After all, he was the man she liked. But Annie never expected that this young man from a foreign country could achieve such an exaggerated result.

A quarter of an hour later, the inbox showed an unread email.

Anne knew that the minister's response had arrived.

I immediately opened my mailbox and saw the letterhead of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the American Goddess Association.

The minister's reply was short, but it was full of determination: "Develop Yuanshi Tianzun into a member of the Goddess of Beauty Association, no matter what method you use. We hope to see results within half a month, otherwise we will consider letting Betty replace you."

Betty is the Demon Lord's lover and an outstanding beauty in the Beauty Goddess Association.

She knows how to seduce men, and has an angelic face and a devilish figure. Because of this, the Demon Lord, knowing it is a trap, still resolutely throws himself into it.

Anne was confident that she was no worse than Betty, but she had to admit that she was not as good as Betty in seducing her targets.

Anne was born into a wealthy family. Her ancestors were nobles two hundred years ago.

Therefore, having been taught etiquette since childhood and having heard about the glory of her ancestors, she is proud in her heart. In diplomatic affairs, she is good at using proper etiquette, elegant conversation, and professional characteristics to achieve her goals.

Betty is better at using her beauty and body to get the job done.

当然，像元始天尊这样的目标安妮自然会充分利用起自己的色相，但如何搞定元始天尊，她还需要斟酌斟酌。

通常来说，这般年纪的小男生是很好引诱的，轻易就能勾搭到**，可元始天尊不太一样，他似乎对猪尾巴情有独钟，而爱欲职业不是东方的巫蛊师，也不是西方的魔族，无法让自己长出诱人的猪尾巴。

因此，需要换个思路。

小男生占有欲强，他既然不是那种可以随意勾搭上床的男孩，那我就要注意一下自己的形象，不能让他认为我是个风流成性的女人，从而对我敬而远之

男人都喜欢温顺的女人，对百般讨好的漂亮异性，缺乏抗拒能力，用中文里的话说，我的用怀柔，怀柔计策

先以庆祝他晋升圣者为由，约他吃饭。

这时，桌面的手机响了，来电人是灵钧。

安妮接通电话。

“安妮小姐，明晚有时间吗，可否邀你共度晚餐？”灵钧醇厚温柔，极具男性魅力的声音传来。

“不好意思灵钧先生，明晚没有时间。”安妮委婉的拒绝。“好吧”

灵钧想不明白，上午还相谈甚欢的女人，为何突然翻脸无情，爱欲职业果然都是女海王。

但灵均不会认输，他有的是计策攻安妮，从而完成傅青阳交代的任务。

吃完饭，喝完外婆炖的乳鸽汤，张元清摸着肚皮躺在**。

享受着空调吹出的冷风，他漫无边际地发散思绪，考虑各种各样的问题。

“奇怪，我已经回归大半天了，论坛吹我牛逼的人都能成松海排到京城，狗长老怎么还没找我？他此时应该找我谈话了啊”

“他总不可能猜到我想趁机提要求，从组织仓库里申请材料，提升阴尸和灵仆的等级吧

晋升圣者后，很多事在等着他。

首先是职务问题，功勋和等级都够了，组织的任命文件应该很快就会下来，而在下达文件之前，狗长老应该会找他谈话，对升职、分配之事，提建议，以及征询当事人的意见。

张元清的想法是，能留在松海，就尽量留在松海。

他还没到为了工作背景离乡的年纪，也没有做好觉悟。

其次，阴尸和灵仆的升级。

不管是鬼新娘、小逗比，还是血蔷薇，都应该升个级，不然无法匹配上他的层次。

最后是调查兵哥的事。

“我现在已经是圣者，能够调查兵哥的失踪了。但他除了猫王音箱，没有留下任何线索对，猫王音箱就是线索，这玩意有自我意识，它知道我晋升圣者后，应该会播放兵哥的线索吧。”

想到这里，张元清起身走到书桌边，拉开抽屉，把黑色金属外壳的音箱取出来。

“我通关杀戮副本了，有什么关于“少年兵王＇的线索，现在就告诉我。”

猫王音箱很死性，丝毫不理他。

真是个非暴力不合作的道具，魔君怎么没把你给拆了？张元清轻车熟路的掏出嗜血之刃，刀尖抵住音箱外壳。

“滋滋救命啊，杀人了，常威杀人了”

喇叭里传来贱兮兮的求救声。

张元清手掌一发力，猫王音箱的求救声顿时消停，滋滋的电流声里，粗重的喘息传来：“呼，呼呼”

喘息声如同老旧的鼓风机，极为嘶哑。

接着，魔君咬牙切齿的声音传来：“该死的白毛女人，她的实力比我强太多，我还没达到半神境，不是她的对手，等着吧，等我成为半神，成为那至高的强者，定血洗今日之辱

“不过，白毛真漂亮啊，比我的阴姬姐还漂亮，比我睡过的大部分女人都漂亮，能在容貌、身材和气质上与她比肩的，只有会长”

张元清微微皱眉，他确认这是魔君的声音，但比起超凡和圣者期间的魔君，这声音更加沧桑，更加嘶哑。

而据他所知，魔君从崛起到殒落，时间跨度不长。

短短几年，突然就沧桑起来了张元清心想，这家伙成为灵境行者的几年里，经历的事情，恐怕是别人几辈子都无法体验的。

然后，他才思考白毛是谁，有多漂亮？难道比我的关雅姐还漂亮？

半神又是什么等级？超凡、圣者、主宰再往后是半神？还是说，半神属于非官方用语，特指某些强大的群体？

“魔君，你除了睡女人，脑子里还有其他东西吗？”喇叭里，一道声音响起，无比熟悉的声音。

张元清精神一振，这是兵哥的声音。

“嘿嘿！”魔君嗤笑道：

“你不也满脑子只知道暴力。对了，我约了几个姿色不错的木妖，又润又嫩，你留下来一起玩吧，人生苦短，及时行乐。”

“不感兴趣！”兵哥的声音愈发低沉：“晋升主宰后，堕落圣杯对你的侵蚀变深了，魔君，我快不认识你了。”

说到这里，兵哥忽然叹口气：

“我原以为阴姬能改变你，我原以为她是良药，没想到，失去她之后，你愈发的堕落，自暴自弃不是你的风格。”

魔君沉默几秒，略过了阴姬的话题，缓缓道：

“所以要杀死诡眼判官，等级越高，堕落圣杯的侵蚀越深。晋升主宰以来，我总是听见不该听的声音，看见不该看的东西，而在我沉睡时，身体里似乎有股可怕的意志苏醒，它想取代我，掌控我，那个意志，来源于堕落圣杯。

“我怀疑，一旦晋升半神，我会被那股意志夺舍”

兵哥的声音旋即从喇叭里响起：“你有详细计划吗，什么时候动手？”

“半年后”魔君回答，又道：

“我们要先做好失败的准备，如果死在诡眼判官手里，一切免谈。可要是侥幸活下来，又没能成功，那就得想办法压制圣杯的污染，你有什么想法？”

兵哥想了想，道：

“我认识一个叫“连三月＇的学士，她对道具的研究登峰造极，或许会有办法压制圣杯的污染。”

“连三月她丈夫是不是叫“烽火＇。”魔君呵了一声，“行，尽快给我答案。”

音频到此结束。

难得的一次，听魔君音频没有“啪啪啪”和“啊啊啊”张元清心里无声的吐槽。

我盯着猫王音箱，仔细思考音频内容：

“圣杯的侵蚀会随着等级的提高而较深，最可怕时，会直接夺舍？但也有可能，魔君指的意识，其实是圣杯孕育出的，第二人格难怪魔君非要杀诡眼判官，一部分是恩怨，另一部分是，不杀诡眼判官，他不敢晋升半神。”

对，张元清已经确认，主宰之上是半神。

“我记得魔君距离至高只有一步之遥，那个至高应该就是半神吧，但诡眼判官距离至高想必还远魔君当初身死，果然还有内幕啊”

同时，他知道调查兵哥的下一步是什么了一—寻找连三月！

根据音频内容，不难推测，兵哥后来找到了压制堕落圣杯污染的方法，找到这个连三月，就能知道兵哥的下落。

不错不错，随着我等级提升，猫王音箱给的干货越来越多了张元清摸了摸心爱道具的顶部，拉开抽屉把它放回去。

“滋滋”猫王音箱发出电流声，似乎不甘心这么快被收回来，发出一段高亢的音频：

“有事钟无艳，无事夏迎春！有事钟无艳，无事夏迎春！”

声音在房间里震耳欲聋的回**。“元子～”

外婆的声音从客厅传来：“声音调小一点，不要打扰你外公看新闻。”

“知道了”张元清重新把猫王音箱摆在桌面。

毕竟播放的内容纯属简单抗议，并非魔君的深入浅出的御女音频，可以适当的妥协。

猫王音箱顿时播放起舒缓悠扬的钢琴曲，并降低音调。

这件无法收入物品栏的道具，偶尔瘾来了，就会这样充满表演欲。

一一里面关押着一只**不羁爱自由的猫王灵魂。

张元清听着节奏舒缓的钢琴曲，想起还有一件事，伏魔杵是否归还老梆子，还需要请教狗长老。

“伏魔杵已经被娘娘定位，如果不归还，副本里就不能用了，但好歹现实里还能使用一旦归还，这件道具就彻底与我无缘，作为第一件道具，我对它的感情，就像猫对小鱼干那样深厚，话说回来，老梆子可真他娘的美，东方古典神女”

嘴上嘀咕着，他顺手取出伏魔杵，趁着还在身边，多摸摸。

以后可能就没机会了。

长约半臂，入手微沉，雕刻着精美咒文的黄铜杵，出现在他掌心。

张元清指头摩挲着冰凉的铜杵，端详几秒，忽然发现不对劲，原本黯淡的黄铜杵，竟变的极为亮丽，就像抛光了一样，就像刚在工厂里车出来似的。

“咦，老梆子用过之后，变亮变新了？看看属性有没有变化”

话音落下，伏魔杵忽然爆发强烈金光，压过窗外透进来的阳光，将天花板、墙壁以及房间里的一切染成璀璨金色。

一道身穿霓裳羽衣，仙姿玉貌的神女，于伏魔杵中飘出，翩然立于空中。

The next second, the fairy lowered her cold eyes and said coldly: "Old man?"

Zhang Yuanqing's mind was greatly shocked and he was stunned, forgetting to bow down.

ps: typos will be corrected later