No, shopping early in the morning? I haven't been home for a few days. Has grandma's living habits changed so much? Uh, it seems to be the weekend tonight, and my aunt is also at home. This is awkward.
Zhang Yuanqing complained in her heart and wanted to show a "ladylike" smile, but thinking that it was the old man who possessed the blood rose last time, she took advantage of Fu Qingyang's cold attitude and greeted him politely and unfamiliarly:
"Hello, grandma."
I wanted to call her "Auntie". But I felt it was inappropriate.
Grandma was stunned for a moment, then quickly smiled in an awkward but polite manner: "Oh, OK, OK, it's Bai Lan, right? Um, are you here to see our Yuan Zi?"
Because of the last misunderstanding, grandma still felt a little embarrassed when she saw this girl, and she didn’t know how to face her.
Although Yuanzi said that he and the extremely beautiful Bai Lan were just ordinary friends, grandma didn't quite believe it. They might not be boyfriend and girlfriend, but most likely they were interested in each other.
Zhang Yuanqing's thoughts raced, and suddenly a plan came to his mind. He said:
"Zhang Yuanqing hasn't contacted me for a long time. He didn't reply to my messages and didn't answer my calls. I came to check on him, but he didn't seem to be there."
As he said this, he cooperated by making a 'resented' expression.
When the grandmother heard this, she nodded repeatedly. It seemed that Yuanzi had taken her words to heart. That was right. Since they were already living in Guan Ya's house, they should have a good relationship. Being fickle was not the style of the Chen family. Even his uncle, the scum of the family, was very kind in his relationships with women.
"He's not at home these days. He lives with his girlfriend!" Grandma said the second half of the sentence with extra respect, and then made a pretentious invitation, "Since you're here, come in and have a seat. Have lunch at home."
Zhang Yuanqing knew that his grandmother was being polite. The more enthusiastic she was, the more polite she became. He said, "No, mother-in-law. I have something else to do."
He entered the elevator in a flash.
Seeing this, the grandmother took her daughter out of the elevator, stood at the elevator entrance, and said with a smile:
"Then next time he comes back, remember to come to our house for dinner."
The elevator door slowly closed.
Grandma sighed:
"What a beautiful girl, it's a pity that Yuanzi already has a girlfriend. However, if Guan Ya breaks up with Yuanzi in the future, Bai Lan is a good choice."
"Mom, your idea is called keeping a spare tire."
"What's the point of having a backup? Yuanzi is still young and we don't know what will happen to her in the future. If we really break up, Bai Lan will be fine."
"Neither of them is as pretty as me!" Jiang Yuzhuo said proudly.
"How can you compare yourself to them? They are both your juniors." Grandma said unhappily, "Speaking of which, I haven't found a blind date for you for a while. Let's prepare for a blind date next weekend.
"Oh, mom, I want to stay with you for a few more years." Jiang Yu'er quickly acted coquettishly.
Zhang Yuanqing controlled Blood Rose to enter Fujia Bay and gave the blue pill and the Elvis speaker to the main body.
"Come to think of it, you haven't showered for a week. You smell like a closet." Zhang Yuanqing sniffed and decided to give Blood Rose a bath.
Well, even though it's my Yin corpse, it's not appropriate to let her take a shower here. What if Fu Qingyang comes to find me and sees me lying on the bed with the Yin corpse standing under the shower? He will probably throw me a check on the spot and ask me to leave Guan Ya... While Zhang Yuanqing put away the Elvis speaker and the little blue pill, he controlled Blood Rose to leave the basement.
He originally wanted to find the bunny girls and ask them to give the corpse a bath. He had previously stored the corpse with Bo Qingyang, and the bunny girls would give her a bath every day.
But Zhang Yuanqing changed his mind and decided to let Guan Ya help the corpse take a bath since he was going to meet the patrol members later.
Going up the stairs to the lobby on the first floor, Zhang Yuanqing saw Lingjun, who looked nonchalant, leading a young woman into the villa.
The girl had brown hair like a waterfall, eyes like those of a deer in the forest, moist and bright, a pointed and pretty oval face, long and straight eyebrows, a straight nose and delicate lips. She possessed the purity of a young girl and the charm of a mature woman. The two contradictory temperaments blended together exuded amazing charm.
What a pretty girl. Zhang Yuanqing had seen countless beauties, but he still couldn't help but take a few more glances. When Lingjun and the girl came closer, he raised his eyebrows and smiled:
"Is this girl your new love or your old love?"
"No matter it's a new love or an old love, you can't say it in front of her. This is very disrespectful to women, and respecting women is the prerequisite for winning her favor. Remember!" Mentor Ling Jun taught the student a lesson, then suddenly remembered something, his face changed, and he said angrily.
"Fuck you, there's something wrong with that peach blossom charm, are you trying to trick me?
Was he really tricked by the Peach Blossom Talisman? Zhang Yuanqing looked innocent and pretended to be confused:
"No? What's the problem? Why do you say that?"
Lingjun pulled him aside and whispered:
"After I used the peach blossom charm, it was really good at first. I immediately won over a virgin girlfriend. But when I took her to the hotel for in-depth communication, a waitress came in without permission and slapped us both.
"The waitress said she had liked me for a long time and if I didn't accept her, she would post the photos online. Well, I often go to that hotel. It's not surprising that the waitress likes me who is young and rich, but I didn't expect her to be so extreme."
So she was also cursed by the magic eye? Zhang Yuanqing made a joke in his heart and said:
"Doesn't this just prove that it's very effective? With your ability, you should go with the flow and create two dragons and two phoenixes."
"Doesn't this just prove that it's very effective? With your ability, you should go with the flow and create two dragons and two phoenixes."
He immediately confirmed that there was indeed something wrong with the Peach Blossom Talisman. This consumable had a price, the price of a combination of peach blossom luck and peach blossom evil. He had to use it with caution in the future.
Ling Gou's mouth twitched as he said:
"That waitress is as old as my mom and weighs twice as much!"
"That's indeed a bit difficult," said Zhang Yuanqing.
At this time, the innocent and charming young girl not far away frowned and said:
"Lingjun, you brought this woman to Fu Qingyang's house? When did he become so easy to talk to?"
This sentence made Zhang Yuanqing and Lingjun look at each other and shrugged.
“Ahem,” Lingjun cleared his throat and said, “Teng’er, he is Yuanshi Tianzun. Well, to be more precise, he is Yuanshi Tianzun’s corpse.”
Upon hearing this, the girl named "Teng'er" immediately took a few steps closer, looked at it carefully for a few seconds, and nodded in realization, "It is indeed a corpse."
Her voice was as clear and melodious as a lark, and her pronunciation was distinct, with an accent that could be recognized as that of the capital.
Lingjun continued to introduce:
"Yuan Shi, this is my cousin, Miao Teng'er."
Cousin?! Zhang Yuanqing was stunned, his expression suddenly became strange, looking up and down at the girl in front of him. If he remembered correctly, Yuan Ting said that Ling Gou's cousin and aunt were the lovers of the Demon Lord. The mother and daughter loved the Demon Lord deeply and refused to repent. In the end, they were imprisoned by the Great Elder of the Baihua Society.
The Demon Lord died, so she was released? Or, Lingjun has other cousins?
But judging from the girl's appearance, she is the type that the Demon Lord likes.
——As long as they are beautiful, the devil likes them all.
Miao Teng'er frowned slightly, feeling offended.
"What are you looking at? You already have a girlfriend, don't think about my cousin," Ling Gou raised his hand and snapped his fingers in front of him.
Suddenly I was looking forward to your cousin's audio. Zhang Yuanqing retracted his gaze and said, "I have to go next door now."
"No hurry!" Lingjun smiled and said, "My cousin came to see you on purpose."
"Looking for me?" Zhang Yuanqing was shocked. His first reaction was that because Yuan Ting was outspoken, Miao Teng'er came to settle the score with him.
"It's like this, my cousin wants to talk to Annie from the Goddess of Beauty Association about something, but because of the attack on the Dionysus Club, she has temporarily hidden herself and cannot be contacted. You and Annie are close, so I want to contact Annie through you." Lingjun stated his purpose.
Looking for Annie? What could she want from Annie...
Zhang Yuanqing frowned, "Can I ask the reason? At least I want to know whether your cousin means well or ill."
Ling Gou turned his head and glanced at his cousin, then he said after a moment of hesitation:
"It's inconvenient to tell you the reason, but I can guarantee that there is no malicious intent. You can ask Annie to go to Fujia Bay. That should be fine."
Zhang Yuanqing thought for a moment and said:
"Okay, meet me in the basement in five minutes and I'll give you an answer."
After saying that, he left the big villa and turned into the small apartment next door.
When he entered his own little villa, the first thing he saw was Jiang Jingwei rolling on the ground.
"Jingwei, why are you rolling away?"
Hearing this, Jiang Jingwei raised his head and said, "Hey, you are the corpse of Yuanshi Tianzun, ah, you are Yuanshi Tianzun."
Her pretty face showed joy, then she frowned and said:
"I was not imprisoned. The punishment was announced too quickly by the headquarters. Mom said she would send a housekeeper to pick me up in the afternoon. I have to go to school again."
She cried out in pain a few times and began to roll on the ground again.
Zhang Yuanqing said earnestly: "Studying is a painful past for every adult, and it is also a test that must be experienced in life. It will be fine when you grow up.
When I grow up, I become a social animal.
"Brother Yuanshi, you are here~"
Xie Lingxi came out of the screening room and was about to run into Zhang Yuanqing's arms like a young swallow. The queen behind her took off her silver earrings and threw them out with all her strength.
The two earrings turned into water circles and wrapped around Xie Lingxi's ankles, causing her to fall flat on the ground with a snap.
Li Chunfeng walked out of the small room next to the screening room and looked at Xue Qiangwei: "Your corpse is very beautiful."
"Where is Guan Ya?" Zhang Yuanqing asked.
"She's sleeping upstairs. She hasn't had enough rest these days." The queen looked up at the ceiling.
Zhang Yuanqing said "hmm", looked around at the team members, and said:
"Everyone should have seen the punishment the headquarters imposed on me. From today on, I am no longer your captain. Fortunately, Guan Ya only had her bonus and benefits deducted, and she was not demoted. She will be our captain from now on.
"In addition, except for Guan Ya, Jing Wei and me, the rewards and merits for your missions in Jinhui City and Jinghai City will be distributed by the branch as usual."
The Queen asked:
"Your imprisonment period is one month. During this period, will there be no missions?"
Zhang Yuanqing nodded: "In the next half month, I will prepare for the next dungeon. There will be no missions for the time being. You can do whatever you want."
After explaining, he looked at Li Chunfeng and said:
"Do you have any channels to purchase and customize props? I need a powerful close-quarters weapon, but the headquarters has cancelled my benefits and reduced my authority: I can't buy it through the branch."
He made this request, both out of a sincere desire to buy and to test Li Chunfeng.
Among all his items, the Bloodthirsty Blade was the only melee weapon. However, the quality of this weapon was too low and it was increasingly unable to keep up with his level. He took this opportunity to purchase a powerful cold weapon.
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Only the master among the bachelors can master the skills of refining equipment, and according to the audio of Brother Bing in the Elvis speaker, Lian Sanyue is obviously a master-level bachelor.
Li Chunfeng frowned, hesitated for a few seconds, and said:
"I'll ask for you."
Zhang Yuanqing nodded, walked around the crowd, went up the stairs to the second floor, and turned on Guan Ya's room.
When he turned the doorknob, Guan Ya had already woken up. She raised her head to look over, then lay back down, muttering.
"I'm sleeping, don't disturb me."
Zhang Yuanqing walked to the bedside, fell beside her, hugged Guan Ya's waist from behind, and said with a grin:
"Good sister, it's been a long time since we've been intimate."
Guan Ya turned her back to him and sneered:
"You are so enthusiastic all of a sudden, are you afraid that I will scold you? It's just right, let's talk about what happened to you that day. Wei Yuanzhou was killed at will, but he was a quasi-deacon. Yuanshi, this is not like you.
Zhang Yuanqing told her about the curse of the evil eye, and then he vowed:
"Don't worry. When I enter the dungeon, I will ask the Sanda Mountain Goddess for an item that can suppress the curse, the ghost mirror you used."
When Guan Ya heard that it was a ghost mirror, she breathed a sigh of relief. She had personally verified the function of that mirror.
"Our cousin is right. We should not go to extremes in everything and should act according to the rules. The purpose of the official existence is to maintain order, unless we are really at the end of our rope." Zhang Yuanqing actively admitted his mistake.
Guan Ya smiled and said, "Who is your cousin? Do you dare to say this in front of him?
"Isn't your cousin my cousin?" Zhang Yuanqing leaned over and kissed Guan Ya's cheek.
Guan Ya pushed him with her hand, and unexpectedly pushed two big meat buns, and both of them were stunned.
Guan Ya suddenly reacted, goose bumps appeared on her arms, and she kicked Blood Rose off the bed. As a woman with normal sexual orientation, she felt like a straight man being touched on the butt by a gay.
"Are you jealous that my breasts are bigger than yours?" Zhang Yuanqing patted his butt and stood up, snorting.
Seeing Guan Ya's eyebrows raised, he quickly changed the topic and said, "Yours is bigger, yours is bigger.
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"I will replace your corpse sooner or later. Fu Qingyang is such a stinky boy. I am the one who is disgusting you on purpose."
She had been disgusted with the Blood Rose for a long time, but this was the one Fu Qingyang gave to Yuan Shi, so she couldn't get angry.
"I almost forgot to give my corpse a bath and change clothes. I haven't had a bath in half a month." Zhang Yuanqing finished speaking, and then explained, "Before, the bunny girl helped me wash."
Without allowing Guan Ya to refuse, he closed his eyes and returned his consciousness to his body.
"Annie, I have a friend who wants to meet you at Fu Qingyang's villa. Is it convenient for you to come over?"
In the cell, Zhang Yuanqing sent a message to Annie.
A few minutes later, Anne replied:
"No problem, I'll be there now."
Forty minutes later, Ling Gou picked up Annie outside the villa.
She sat on the shuttle bus driven by the bunny girl, her golden hair tied up, the wind blowing her hair on her temples and forehead, her blue eyes were filled with charming charm.
She wore a flowing and light mesh skirt paired with a short-sleeved denim shirt. She looked fairy-like and mature, yet also had a hint of cuteness.
"Dear Anne, you are getting more and more beautiful."
Lingjun went up to her and opened his arms as if he had a professional disease.
Anne stepped off the shuttle bus, smiled sweetly, raised her hand to stop him from approaching, and said, "Mr. Lingjun, keeping a distance from a lady is what a gentleman should do."
Ling Jun said angrily:
"It's a pity that the flowers have feelings but the water is merciless!"
On the surface, he was making fun of himself, but in fact, he was teasing Annie. When this woman first came to the mainland, she dressed sexily and seductively, with a seductive look and a flirtatious manner, showing off her charm.
Now she dresses in a conservative, ladylike and well-behaved style. This is of course a deliberate change she made in order to win the heart of Yuanshi Tianzun.
But Lingjun knew that although Yuanshi had a lustful heart as a man, he did not have the courage to do it. He couldn't even get Guan Ya.
But that guy still has a good moral bottom line. After he has a girlfriend, he instinctively keeps his distance from other girls.
Anne didn't understand what the Chinese sentence meant, but she didn't care and said:
"Mr. Yuanshi asked me to come here to meet someone. Lead the way."
Lingjun led her into the villa, up the two-way staircase to the second floor, and into his room.
Miao Teng'er was sitting by the window. On the round table in front of her was a emerald green bead. The furniture and walls in the room were tinged with green.
"Please take a seat!"
Miao Teng'er raised her hand and made a 'please' gesture.
Lingjun closed the door and left.
Anne sat down at the table and looked at her intently, marveling at the girl's stunning appearance and her unique temperament that combined innocence and charm.
"I don't seem to know you." Anne smiled politely.
"Now we know each other." Miao Teng'er said.
She is not aloof, and at first glance she looks like a pure girl next door, but after looking at her for a while, you will find that she has a seductive charm. But when you really get to know her, you will find that this girl is cold and indifferent.
"What do you want from me?" Annie is a straightforward person.
Miao Teng'er said softly:
"I heard that there is a woman named Betty in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Beauty God Association. She used to be the lover of the Demon Lord. Does Miss Anne know her?"
"Oh my God, please don't mention her in front of me. She is my mortal enemy. Just because she hooked up with Guangjun, she took away the position that originally belonged to me. I am still a second-level member of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs." Annie raised her hands, made a regretful gesture, and her face was full of anger.
Miao Teng'er didn't care about Annie's anger. Her face was calm and her tone was gentle:
"Then do you know if the Demon Lord has given her a fragment of the map?"
The map fragments that the demon king left for Betty? Anne was cheered up.
She did not forget her mission to come to the mainland, which was to find an important item for the president.
This item was tricked away from the president by the Demon Lord through sweet words. After the Demon Lord's death, the item did not return to the spiritual realm.
ps: typos will be corrected later