Chapter 40 Martial Arts Ceremony - Wisdom "Screw Gum, you like him..."
Ever since he sensed Aha’s laughter, Bo Shizun had been thinking about how to approach He Yuan safely and efficiently.
He Yuan currently has no memory of spending time with Him; only Fu Li has taken the lead, allowing He Yuan to regain some of her memories.
After calculation, Bo Shizun believed that the current Crane Kite needed to break some stereotypes about androids.
He is a star god who ascended to godhood through machines, and that cannot be changed.
But machines have their advantages and unique ways of playing, and He Yuan will not refuse them.
Then, a familiar voice appeared in the core of Screw Gum, who was sitting on the star raft.
“Screw Gum, you like him.”
The voice came from the [Wisdom] Star God, the Learned One, a Star God who created the Genius Club and invited him to join.
Why would a star deity be interested in his love life?
Moreover, he is a android who is stereotypically incapable of love and affection.
They are always adept at calculation, using a tiny core to calculate every move in order to gain more benefits for themselves.
"For omnipotent machines, being willing to give up readily available things and vested interests is already considered liking," said the erudite monk calmly. "According to my calculations, your bottom line is eight percent."
But a 3% profit margin is enough to drive everyone crazy.
Eight percent...
"Furthermore, once the product sells well, you will gradually increase this percentage to ten percent."
Screw Gum couldn't make a closed-eye expression, but the light in his eyes flickered, as if his plan had been exposed.
“You are absolutely right, Venerable Master.”
Screw Gum certainly meant that.
The android, representing rationality, in a brief period of time, inexplicably fell in love with a young human.
Even if the other party offends him.
But to ScrewGumm, they were all adorable actions.
"It's only human nature."
The Venerable Master said, "He is the most perfect person in the world. You cannot calculate any flaw in him, and he even has a behavioral logic that I cannot calculate."
Recalling the past when he was tricked, his voice became a little lighter.
Screw Gum thought that he and Bo Shizun might have different preferences.
He hasn't gotten that deeply involved yet, nor does he want to be as...exaggerated as Bo Shi Zun.
—When robots get into love, it's truly irresistible.
Screw Gum was simply curious as to why Crane Kite had managed to win Igor's complete trust and even affection in just half a day... no, just one or two hours.
He knew that there was a group of people in the crowd who possessed exceptional charisma and could gain people's trust and affection in a short period of time.
He Yuan seems to possess this quality, and even... he uses it with unparalleled skill.
When the young man met him outside the bathroom that day, he seemed to habitually reveal an expression that mixed apology, gentleness and pleading, and his words were as gentle as a spring breeze.
Later, perhaps realizing that "it's not necessary to do that here," he reverted to his original behavior, giving him a curt greeting before leaving.
His past intrigued him.
According to Luo Sigu Mu, He Yuan was a favored child who had been the center of attention since childhood.
According to calculations, he shouldn't have behaved this way.
Out of curiosity, he learned more.
According to Igor, He Yuan was a beautiful, kind-hearted, and philosophical person.
If Luosigumu wants to open up the Xianzhou market, it needs to understand the people of Xianzhou first.
He understood all too well that humans, with their extended lifespans, would gradually become lazy and procrastinate, to the point that some people were still not adults at two hundred years old.
A twenty-year-old from Xianzhou, with a philosophical mind.
This is incredible.
However, these problems were easily solved after meeting He Yuan.
He is a person with a strong core and also a person with enough charisma.
Screws could understand why Igor liked him, and he could also understand why he was willing to make concessions.
There is no stranger relationship in the world heavier than that of a series of divisions.
With this identity, they will have enough time to develop over the next two years, until He Yuan's current lover dies.
To put it bluntly, there are quite a few people around He Yuan who are waiting for Ying Xing, this short-lived creature, to die.
Then they would swarm around, doing everything they could to comfort He Yuan and become the next lucky one.
Therefore, Yingxing was under a lot of pressure.
But this has nothing to do with Screw Gum.
He wouldn't kindly become this short-lived species' psychological counselor just for the sake of a comforting "I'm glad to see you happy."
Competition is the underlying logic of omnics, just like Emperor Rupert who launched the inorganic war.
When Bo Shizun came to his door, it was clearly not to discuss his feelings about love.
Screw Gum paused for a moment, then asked, "Is there anything I can do for you?"
Bo Shizun glanced at him and said, "No, no need. Just keep your current style and appearance."
Simply tell Crane Kite that the androids are not so rigid.
“Of course, you are welcome to ask me about his preferences,” Bo Shizun thought for a moment, “Wait a moment, I will send you the data.”
A document named "Top Secret File" immediately appeared in the core of ScrewGumm.
He manipulated the data stream and opened it, finding that it contained records of He Yuan's preferences, down to the details of how many times she ate which dish, which clothes, which color she wore, and where she went out to play and what she did.
This single file package occupies a full one-tenth of the core of ScrewGumm.
Don't underestimate this one-tenth; you should know that the core of ScrewGumm has been upgraded, comparable to a game company's server room.
Now, one-tenth of them are occupied by cranes and kites.
This file is even abridged; it seems that Bo Shizun has a lot of everyday photos or something, and sending them over would probably make his core explode.
...I really don't know how to evaluate it.
If Ms. Black Tower knew, she would probably come immediately.
After all, this is probably the most likely route to an audience with the "machine head".
However, Lady Black Tower is currently busy meeting with another star god and probably has no time to spare.
“Your Excellency, I think you don’t need to be so specific,” Slugs pointed out. “Generally speaking, you only need to list the data; you don’t need to list every single food or every single piece of clothing.”
He stated somewhat coldly, "These clothes are all outdated."
Bo Shizun calmly replied, "These materials are all of reference value."
Screw Gum wanted to rub his forehead, but he obviously couldn't reach the spot that was causing him the most trouble, so he had to give up.
Fortunately, the Star Chariot was very fast, and they soon arrived at the Scale Abyss Realm.
Crane Kite turned her head thoughtfully and asked, "Screw Gumu, are you feeling unwell?"
He sensed that when Screws got off the bus, he seemed unsteady on his feet.
Screw Gum: "..."
Screw Gum took a deep breath—no, slowly turned the gears, and shook his head, saying, "It's nothing."
I'm so glad that the AIs don't show any expression, otherwise, on the Starship, the way the erudite gentleman acted would have been enough to make him lose his composure and break his gentlemanly facade.
He Yuan didn't ask any further questions.
He and Screw Gum only met once and weren't familiar with each other.
At most, it was his interest in androids that sustained his interactions with Screw Goom.
He pointed in the direction and led Screw Gumu to Danfeng's residence.
"Brother Danfeng!"
Before she had taken more than a few steps, He Yuan saw Dan Feng approaching from afar.
He waved in that direction, immediately grabbed Luo Sigumu, and ran towards Danfeng.
"Brother Danfeng, why did you come out to greet me?"
He Yuan let go of her hand and reached out to hook the Dragon Lord's little finger.
Danfeng smiled and relaxed her fingers, letting him play with them. "Because I want to see you sooner, A-Yuan."
Although she claimed to be returning to friendship, Danfeng didn't change much. She simply tried to find a balance in their past intimacy, leaving Heyuan in a dilemma of whether to refuse or not.
"You haven't come to see me for two days, and you haven't replied to many messages either."
He Yuan said confidently, "Because I'm on a date with Ying Xing, I'm also training with someone named Igor, I've done an interview, and I'm shooting an advertisement."
"I'm very busy, okay!"
So Danfeng, you have to understand me!
Danfeng deliberately put on a stern face, "Don't you even have time to reply to my messages?"
Even with a stern face, the Dragon Lord exuded great authority, making the onlookers tremble.
Lord Yinyue, that's not how you pursue a wife!
Unfortunately, Lord Yinyue couldn't hear their true feelings and instead became even more ruthless.
"They often disappear halfway through a chat."
He held He Yuan's hand tightly.
They completely ignored the screw next to them.
“Sir, I think you need to calm down,” he suggested. “Everyone has their own private space, and the frequency of what you’ve been saying is completely beyond the scope of normal friendship.”
Danfeng glanced at him, and after realizing that he was an AI, she remained as usual.
There are differences between friends.
He Yuan withdrew her hand, her voice becoming stiff, "It seems Brother Danfeng doesn't welcome me today, then I'll leave."
I'm speechless. How could they confront him at a time like this?
He Yuan and Dan Feng are going to have a one-hour cold war!
Of course, if Danfeng is willing to let him touch the dragon horns, it can be shortened to one minute.
As if they were telepathically connected, Danfeng walked up.
The wide sleeves enveloped the young man, his lips brushing against his earlobe, "It was my fault. I'll apologize to you later. You can do whatever you want with me, okay?"
He Yuan slipped out of his arms. "That's fine, but I have important business to attend to first."
"This is Mr. Screw Gumm, the one who came to ask me to shoot an advertisement."
He Yuan knew which was more important, Luo Sigumu or Dan Fengge, and he would apologize to Luo Sigumu in private later.
"Brother Danfeng, he's my sugar daddy now. You can't do what you did just now, understand?"
Danfeng: "..."
He pinched He Yuan's cheek hard. "Did you waste your time going to school? Is that how you use that phrase?"
Screw Gum immediately spoke up: "We're just partners, Lord Danfeng, there's no need for you to be so nervous about me."
This is true now, but it may not be true in the future.
The intelligent machine is making precise calculations.
Now that we're on someone else's turf, it's obviously best to lie low.
Compared to organic organisms, inorganic organisms have much longer lifespans.
And Screw Gum has already established a relationship with Crane Kite, so there's plenty of time ahead...
He turned away with great gentlemanly grace, giving the two of them some space alone.
The voice that had been silent in my mind for so long rang out again.
You're jealous.
The gears were turning faster but not slower, and the core documents had been scanned countless times.
You cannot back down.
"He doesn't like people who back down, except..."
Except for the one he likes now.
Screws noted, "But he also hates arguing."
"I want to say, you did the right thing."
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Author's note: Star God would probably be about the same if we added Lan Ge to the list.
The remaining few won't be able to come at this stage.
Goodnight everyone!
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