Chapter 56 Luofu Immortal Boat (added at the end) My wife~ Aha~……
After seeing the pharmacist off, He Yuan was about to rest when another person joined her.
It's Lan.
"Can I have an affair with you?" He asked.
Crane Kite's vision went black.
Is this something to be proud of?!
He immediately replied, "No!"
Lan looked aggrieved and asked, "Then why can the pharmacist do it?"
They call that divine power? It's clearly refined essence!
How shameless!
Lan originally wanted to expose the pharmacist's actions, but then she remembered He Yuan's words—
"You'd better try your best to please me, Lan."
If you report one, there will soon be another.
What He should do is put this statement into practice.
He added, "Even one person can get boring. Can't I be your second choice?"
Crane Kite: "..."
Your Star Gods—
What's wrong with you guys, Star Gods? Are you all obsessed with love?
He Yuan nodded reluctantly, "It's possible, but next time you come, remember to hand me a note beforehand to see if I agree or not."
Lan was still feeling down and wanted to say something, but when she met He Yuan's tired face, she immediately softened her voice and said, "Then I won't bother you anymore."
He also left a gift, and accidentally kicked the pharmacist's gift into a corner before walking away.
He Yuan buried her head and fell asleep, unaware that another Star God had arrived.
The black-haired, green-eyed Star Goddess of Joy sneaked into the tent and was about to kiss him when He Yuan kicked her away.
"who?!"
The man rose from the shadows and walked up to He Yuan.
He Yuanzai carefully examined him and found that this person looked extremely similar to the clerk of the general store.
What are you doing here?
Of course, it's to kiss Aha's darling lover!
Aha almost blurted out those words, but for the sake of future developments, he could only say, "Let's see what the person being fought over by the pharmacist and Arashi looks like?"
He Yuan asked hesitantly, "Are you the Masked Fool?"
Aside from the masked Fool, who walks the path of [joy], who else would be the first to receive the news and travel from afar just to see this?
Aha didn't speak, as if he had tacitly agreed.
The space fell silent for a moment. He Yuan slowly raised her hand and pointed her gun at Aha.
Aha looked completely innocent. "Sir, I was just curious about you. There's no need to point a gun at me, is there?"
He Yuan scoffed, "Then why were you standing so close just now?"
He said in a deliberately disgusting tone, "You don't actually want to kiss me, do you?"
Aha suddenly burst into laughter, his flat lips curving upwards. "How did you know I wanted to kiss you?"
"Do you have feelings for me too?"
"..."
He Yuan found it hard to describe his current feelings; he felt a little nauseous.
“I don’t like funny guys.” He said what he had said before, delivering another blow to Aha.
"Moreover, to be honest, I think you're quite naive," He Yuan commented. "I feel that if you were in our Immortal Ship, you probably wouldn't pass the adulthood assessment even at two hundred years old."
Aha looked hurt, but He Yuan completely ignored him and continued, "Oh, and I should add one more thing: I don't like minors."
"This does not meet my moral standards."
Aha: "..."
The dignified God of Joy is being called childish!
This is absolutely hilarious!
Ahha said affectionately, "But I fell in love with you at first sight."
He Yuan sat back on the bed and said casually, "Oh."
"Is that all? Then hurry up and leave."
He was so tired, he really wanted to sleep.
Aha then asked, "So, how does Ayuan feel about me?"
He looked quite expectant.
He Yuan looked him up and down for a while, then shook her head. "He has an immature personality, looks so-so, and his fashion sense is terrible."
Aha: "..."
No, this shouldn't be! Ah Yuan clearly said that she liked Him the most when He looked like this!
Aha was very hurt.
He cried out "Ah!" and collapsed at the feet of the crane and kite.
"I was hurt by A Yuan. I'm so sad right now. I need A Yuan's kiss to get up."
He had the air of a rogue.
He Yuan ignored him, put away the gift, and opened the jade tablet directly.
[He Yuan: Brother Yingxing, a masked fool has come to my place and is harassing me relentlessly.]
【Crane Kite: Help me—[Pitiful]】
Ying Xing replied instantly: 【Coming right now.】
He Yuan put away the jade tablet, turned on the light, and coldly watched Ahha throw a tantrum.
He yawned.
As if he had triggered something, Aha stepped forward with a fawning smile and said, "Would you like me to help you to bed, madam?"
"I can also sing lullabies~"
He Yuan slapped him across the face, "Who gave you permission to call me that!"
He touched the goosebumps that had risen all over his body and complained without reservation, "This is way too cheesy."
Ahha had a sudden inspiration, "Then, how about I call you my wife?"
My lady~
Aha~
They are a perfect match! A match made in heaven!
He Yuan fell silent again, and after recovering, asked, "Are all the Masked Fools this abstract?"
It's funny, and also quite abstract; they even make jokes about the stars.
Aha lied through his teeth, saying, "Aha wouldn't mind at all, Aha is very forgiving."
He leaned closer with a mysterious grin, "I'll let you in on a little secret: even if you say you're Aha's bride, Aha won't mind!"
He Yuan frowned at first, then suddenly realized and said, "Then I am Aha's bride—"
Ahha's eyes gleamed with pride, and he was about to reveal his identity.
"So, shouldn't you masked fools call me grandpa?"
Aha paused in his attempt to reveal his identity.
“I am the bride of Aha, the star god of [Joy], that is, His new mother. As His subordinate, the Masked Fool received His power and is equivalent to half of His offspring, so he should call me Grandpa.”
He Yuan's words were reasonable and well-founded. She smiled at Aha and said, "Come on, call me Grandpa."
"But there's no need for kowtowing. Just leave the alimony and go."
Aha: "..."
Lezi felt like he had been played.
But the God of Joy was very happy!
He exclaimed happily, "Grandpa!"
He then immediately knelt down and kowtowed.
Hmph, father-son literature, the underdog overthrowing the superior isn't bad either~
Ahha thought happily.
Or being His stepmother wouldn't be bad either, since the God of Joy doesn't care about status anyway.
He Yuan couldn't help but take a step back.
He only knew that this group of masked fools, like the Pleasure Star Gods, disregarded their image and loved to have fun everywhere, but he had no idea that this group could so easily lower themselves...
Feeling she couldn't let herself be taken advantage of, He Yuan simply stepped barefoot onto Aha's back.
"Then I'll give you a chance to show your filial piety. Be my footstool for now."
Aha looked up and saw a patch of pink and white between the loose shorts.
Legs that never see the light of day. The heart is laid bare before Him, and even through the thin fabric, one can see the plump peach.
Use it as a footstool?
This is truly an incredible benefit!
Only Aha has this honor in this world!
The person beneath his feet didn't react for a long time, showing no emotion whatsoever.
Crane Kite curiously spread her legs and looked down, only to meet Aha's aggressive gaze.
The destination of my gaze was the gap between his thighs and the fabric of his pajama bottoms.
This person...
This NPC is so annoying!
He Yuan hated people who lurked in the shadows and didn't hold back, stepping on Aha's face and intending to kick him away.
However, at the moment of exertion, a tingling sensation suddenly came from the soles of my feet, followed by warm air and a moist, warm touch...
Crane Kite stared wide-eyed at Aha's face.
He remembered that he clearly stepped on the part above his nose, so how did it end up below his nose?
His feet even completely blocked his nose and mouth.
Brother Yingxing, help me!!!
There are perverts here!!!
He Yuan tried to close her eyes and exert force, but her ankle was grabbed again, and she stomped down a little deeper into the ground.
His arches were slightly curved, and Ahha's nose was nestled in that spot, from which he exhaled rapid, heavy breaths.
Crane tried to pull back, but was held firmly.
He stretched out his other foot, which was then placed together with his other foot and stepped on.
No, no... all masked fools are like this, like this—
Crane Kite felt that abstract was no longer sufficient to describe these actions.
His feet were dirty!
Unlike He Yuan's shock and disgust, Aha was extremely excited.
His exquisitely sculpted, pale pink toes were taut, the flesh beneath them trembling, and under his teasing, a thin layer of rouge rose to their surface.
When Yingxing ran in, what she saw was Heyuan frowning and hugging the quilt, with a man grabbing and biting her feet under the quilt.
The man even looked familiar; he was a clerk at the general store and had previously proposed to He Yuan.
Ying Xing immediately stepped forward and kicked him to the ground.
Although he is a short-lived species, his strength is no joke.
Even if the sword of the Mirror Style weighs 30,000 jin, he can still lift it.
Ahha was kicked down with his head tilted back, and immediately got up indignantly.
He turned his eyes and saw Yingxing wiping the young man's feet with a tissue, and Heyuan even told him to add some disinfectant.
"Brother Yingxing—"
He Yuan had barely begun speaking when Aha started howling.
"I was abandoned by my grandfather—"
He Yuan glared angrily: "Who's your grandpa! Get lost!"
So annoying!
Seeing that things were not going well, Aha immediately ran away.
If I stay any longer, I'm afraid I'll be completely disliked.
Yingxing watched Him leave before reaching out to hug Heyuan and comforting her, "Next time you don't want to sleep together, I'll sleep in the outer room, okay?"
That way, they can come promptly if anything happens.
He Yuan nodded, "Okay."
He snuggled in the man's arms and said coquettishly, "Brother Yingxing, I was really scared just now."
The Masked Fool's thoughts are indeed unpredictable; it's best to stay away from him in the future.
He Yuan decided to put away the masks she had received before and never use them again.
Let whoever wants to embark on this joyous journey drive it!
Yingxing washed the young man's feet and coaxed him to sleep before leaving.
He went into Danfeng's tent and recounted what had just happened.
"The Masked Fool?" Danfeng pondered. "Is it the one from the general store before?"
"I understand. When I get back, I'll have my men keep an eye on them and make sure their business licenses aren't blocked."
"This is what he looks like... Hmm... I'll remember it."
Long Zun suggested, "Why don't we let Jing Yuan know as well? It will be more convenient for him to do these things when he becomes a general."
Yingxing: "I'll go find him in a bit."
Yingxing was genuinely startled when He Yuan sent him a message late at night.
With the example of Emperor Gong Siming before him, he was truly terrified.
I'm afraid that one day, the crane and the kite will disappear.
And that person just now...
Yingxing hesitated and said, "I suspect that the masked fool... might actually be the Star God of Joy himself."
After a long silence, Danfeng nodded and said, "That is indeed possible."
He had just spoken with Long Xin, who told him, "Many star gods have intricate and inseparable ties with him."
However, the only ones that are currently revealed are [Immortal] and [Hunter].
Many unknown star gods remain in the shadows, waiting for the right moment to approach Crane and Kite.
"On the bright side, the impression he left wasn't very good," Yingxing said, trying to sound relaxed.
Before the Star God, he and Danfeng were actually standing on the same starting line.
Danfeng: "Indeed, at least in the last few decades, He has had no chance."
He Yuan is very meticulous in his planning; he says that no one can cut in line for whomever he chooses to marry next.
This is why Danfeng is at ease.
The only question is whether... the Star God will brave the pressure of being disliked and simply seize it by force.
Currently, they all seem to be planning to take a gradual approach.
“Yes… He had no chance before we died.”
With a loving partner by her side and wildflowers blooming so profusely outside, He Yuan would not pick them.
Yingxing wouldn't say she understood him completely, but she knew that Heyuan would definitely not like this person today.
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After He Yuan woke up, the main force had almost finished resting and was ready to leave.
There aren't as many rules when we go back.
He Yuan then naturally went to rub against Ying Xing's golden statue.
He sat on the shoulders of the tall golden statue, talking on the phone with Yingxing, watching the vast and boundless Milky Way together.
Two footsteps sounded behind me.
Danfeng and Jingyuan walked up to the golden statues and looked up at the same sea of stars as them.
The frustration I felt from being harassed a few days ago has suddenly dissipated.
The world is wonderful because of all kinds of people, and that night of sadness was just a minor episode; in the grand scheme of his life, it meant nothing.
At most, I feel a little powerless.
Even with his stats so high, he still couldn't beat his opponent!
This made him feel bad.
Crane Kite dislikes situations where she is too passive.
He thought that once he was stronger, he would definitely go to the tavern, find that person, and give him a good beating.
But the most important thing right now...
He Yuan smiled and said to Yu Zhao, "Brother Yingxing, shall we get married when we get back?"
Before the man on the other end could react, Danfeng and Jingyuan turned around as if on cue.
"So soon? Don't you want to reconsider?" Danfeng said. "Marriage is a big deal, it's better to think it over more carefully."
Jing Yuan agreed, saying, "Yes, yes, marriage is a very important matter and requires time to think about."
Regardless of what they said, Ying Xing immediately replied, "I will speed up the preparations."
He Yuan leaned against the side of the golden man's face, smiling broadly: "Then I'll be waiting."
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Author's Note: (The Opponent)
I started writing before the plot was even finished.
There will be another update tonight, it should be quite late.
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