Chapter 173: Update 1 + 2 Players may become the ultimate pick-up king! ...
There was a loud bang in the sky, and Yagi Kei made a dazzling appearance.
The last second, I was still immersed in the wonderful time of finally being able to enter a state without being oppressed by the chicken and cat, and with a wave of my hand, I pulled off my clothes, and I was on the stage in a swimsuit, swimming trunks, or just wearing a loincloth (this refers to Genichirō Sanada).
The next second, a very cat-like "yo" came straight towards his face. Now, he grinned with his big teeth, but suddenly he couldn't laugh anymore.
——You must be kidding. Who can laugh in this situation?
Damn cat, it fell from the sky!!
The lingering smiles and the sadness that surged onto their cheeks the moment they saw the cat being torn apart turned everyone's faces into neat pie-shaped statistical charts.
Three parts pain, three parts sadness, two parts relief, and one part ease...
In short, the thought of 'finally here' directly invaded my entire brain.
Under this collective subconscious, every move of Jibaimao is magnified and enters the mind.
'He's coming, he's coming, he's coming...'
"What does he want to do? Is he here to exploit us..."
"What a surprising man! He'd show up at this very moment..."
"Hehehehe, I knew it wouldn't be this easy. As expected, good days will never come to us..."
At that moment, everyone had different ideas.
The U17 coaching staff, who had just been leisurely lying on beach chairs enjoying the sunshine, summer, beach and bikinis, suddenly jumped up.
He smiled awkwardly, "Yagi—Head Coach, the World Championship is about to begin. We want everyone to relax a bit before that. We absolutely have no intention of correcting your training policy..."
"...Head Coach, you can understand us, right...?"
Tuozhi Longer blinked his big eyes and looked towards the cat hesitantly.
Not only him, but also the rest of the U17 coaching staff and the U17 selection members looked towards the cat nervously and cautiously.
They don't know what the cat is really thinking at this moment.
His face was expressionless, without any unnecessary expression. Even if one stared at him for a long time, no key information could be obtained. In this situation, everyone's hearts became more and more tense, and they felt more and more breathless.
"——Let's just do it quickly! Stop torturing them like this!!"
I can't wait to shout and show my cards directly.
But once you meet the dark eyes of a chicken-breaking cat, no matter how much you say, you have to break it into pieces and swallow it.
"...Bu, Fuji, please say something."
Fuji Shusuke, whose expression also showed a fan-shaped statistical graph, was suddenly elbowed twice by the person next to him.
Fuji Shusuke narrowed his eyes in confusion and tried to understand but still failed.
"...Um, me?"
"Yeah, after all, Fuji, your species has completely mutated into that guy—quickly use your superhuman brain to synchronize his brain waves!!"
Fuji Shusuke: “…”
Hmm... isn't this a bit too much to ask?
Fuji Shusuke was unable to synchronize the cat's brain waves in the end.
A group of people were trembling and holding their breath, not even daring to take a deep breath, just staring at the cat that fell from the sky.
They stared at each other for one minute, two minutes, three minutes...
The cat suddenly realized what was happening and walked away as if nothing had happened.
“…”
“…”
"...It seems like nothing happened?"
"Is nothing really happening?"
In the tense and serious atmosphere, sweat was dripping down our backs. We watched the cat walk away in a swagger.
...No, he didn't leave!
The cat grabbed a parasol, lay down leisurely under the parasol, and started fishing across the sea.
Everyone witnessed, for a while,
The cat is still fishing.
There is absolutely no desire to communicate with them.
“…I didn’t even take out my tennis ball for training…”
"He didn't transform into a demon king and attack passersby crazily,"
“I’m really just fishing peacefully…”
"Could it be that we have been wrong all along...?"
The U17 team was immersed in their own wild imagination. Because the gap between reality and imagination was too big, they were still a little bit unbelievable for a while.
But the facts are already before us.
Damn it, it actually did nothing!
But isn't this more terrifying than doing nothing?
From a brief moment of anxiety to a prolonged one,
"That guy...isn't he going to come over and attack us suddenly sometime?"
As soon as these words came out, everyone turned their heads to look at Bokuto Eishiro who had spoken so shockingly.
He blurted out what he thought instinctively without thinking, and noticed the gazes of others.
Kimute Nagashiro paused, pretending to be calm and adjusting his glasses.
"It's just my guess, guess..."
It's just speculation, but somehow it sounds like something a jerk would do...
The image of Yagi Kei has gradually been demonized in everyone's mind.
What’s even scarier is that no matter how demonized it is…it’s not OOC at all!
After listening to the conversation between the U17 players, the coaches looked at each other.
He turned his attention back to the dark-haired figure who was fishing one fish after another by the sea with his back to the crowd.
After a long period of judgment and a tentative move,
The cat didn't react at all.
"...Head Coach Yagi, probably came to observe out of concern for everyone."
After a long pause, Saito finally spoke, "He didn't immediately announce the training schedule and goals—Head Coach Yagi's stance has been made abundantly clear."
He clapped his hands, "Everyone relax, have fun, enjoy yourself, don't be restrained-"
“…”
Do you believe this yourself?
Of course the players believe it——
After all, players appear here just to check in for new activities!
But it seems that we came too early. When the players arrived, the event had not officially started yet.
The player thought about it after looking at the NPCs.
The player walks over.
[Ding!]
【Congratulations! We made it to the Golden Beach venue within the limited time!】
[New event 'Trembling Akuto Onigiri' is now officially open! ]
After a tough battle, a lively and relaxing activity is exactly what you need. Come play—come imagine freedom—come enjoy the exotic atmosphere!
[Event Mission: In the event 'Trembling Akuto Onigiri', select a junior high school/high school student team and lead them to victory!]
—Oh? There's even a faction selection.
The player read the task details again, opened the panel after roughly understanding it, and after confirming that he understood everything, he turned around and started to complete the task.
Whether it's tennis or picking up girls, as long as it's a mission - players must complete it!
Come on!
A sudden burst of majestic and powerful aura,
The U17 high school and middle school students who had just been divided into teams all sensed something and couldn't help but look sideways.
When I looked closely, the cat moved.
"Ohhh, it's Yagi who's moving! Hahahaha, I thought it was a volcano erupting..."
“…”
“…”
——Isn't this more terrifying than a volcanic eruption? ! !
Seeing Yagi Kei approaching, the distance between them was getting closer and closer, and everyone couldn't help but retreat, retreat, retreat, retreat...
The distance between the cat and the person always remains at a constant value.
The cat quickened its pace, and the crowd also quickened their retreat.
After walking a distance, it’s still a distance.
Player: “?”
What are these NPCs doing?
The player simply did a double jump and a forward roll to land in front of everyone with his arms spread out in a 100% perfect posture!
Because it has been so long since we last met, I even feel a strange sense of familiarity when I see him now.
Those in the junior high school team who had dealt with Jibaimao dared not speak out.
The [Join] buttons on the huge [High School Students] and [Junior High School Students] camps were simply shining with gold.
It seems to be calling out to players, "Join us, come and play together~".
The player looks left, looks right,
Jibaimao's abnormal behavior aroused everyone's vigilance.
Now that I have been oppressed by Yagi Kei, I have no idea how to interpret his every move.
Under the watchful eyes of the crowd,
Player chooses, player confirms, player clicks,
——It’s decided to be you,
[Junior high school students] group!
Suddenly, a black shadow flashed before everyone's eyes.
I looked again, but there was no cat anywhere.
“Where did you go…?”
"I don't know, I don't know..."
Just as everyone was looking around for the trace of Jibaimao,
At this moment, a lucky person who was chosen is looking at each other with wide eyes.
Echizen Ryoma: “…”
Player: "Yo."
——What are you saying?
Because the presence of Jibai Cat is so strong, even Echizen Ryoma is still unable to suppress Jibai Cat's figure.
The short kid standing at the end of the junior high school line is clearly visible at a glance!
For a moment, everyone's eyes twitched as they tried to pretend to see it with their peripheral vision.
Although, but... even non-humans like this are supposed to participate.
Don't let your curiosity get so high at a time like this!
The U17 coaching staff, Mifune Nyudo and Saito Shi, took a look around and, seeing that the situation had not changed, coughed.
If you think about it this way, even if you play tennis to perfection,
But judging by age...their head coach is just a kid,
It is not incomprehensible to be curious about such a lively event.
They looked at each other, with a bit of tolerance and doting in their eyes, and Mifune Nyudo decided to continue cueing the process.
"In that case—then the number is just right!"
"Next, 14 vs. 14, the flirting showdown begins now!!"
It should have been a free, cheerful, passionate and lively scene.
But because of a short black-haired guy with a mushroom-like face standing at the end of the junior high school team,
All of a sudden, the atmosphere and rhythm changed abruptly.
"...Hey, I don't really doubt anything, but..."
Tanejima Shuji scratched his head and tried to ask in a concise and clear way.
"Does Yagi-kun... really know what a human 'pick-up' is?"
Human...chat.
"—He asked, he actually asked!"
The terrified eyes, although everyone knew it, they only dared to criticize it in their hearts.
After all, the fact that Yagi Kei is considered non-human...
——Warrior, Shuji Tanejima, they respect this guy as a warrior!
“——No, how can you say that!?”
As soon as these words came out, the biggest fan of the Jibai Cat cult jumped out without stopping.
Kirihara Akagi, with his curly hair, was furious, feeling rather dissatisfied that his own child was being slandered and smeared. He said angrily:
"Don't look at our Kei like this - but our Kei is very popular!!"
"...Our Kei is very popular..."
“…but it’s very popular…”
"...popular..."
Kirihara Akaya was jumping around, expressing his dissatisfaction.
Although he had tried his best, this sentence continued to stretch and stretch and stretch in everyone's mind like waves...
Oh, so popular, that Yagi Kei...is that true?
"...Kyu, very popular, indeed very popular,"
It was difficult and difficult, Yukimura Seiichi spoke under pressure,
Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, the elegant and beautiful 'Son of God' carefully considered each word and spoke tactfully.
"After all, no one who has met Kei would dare to dislike him..."
Genichirō Sanada slowly turned his head, and his understanding of Yukimura Seiichi's art of speaking reached a new level.
Not only Sanada, but the entire U17 junior high school group took a deep breath.
You actually linked "being popular" and "not daring to be hated"?
——No, who on earth would dare to hate a chicken-breaking cat?!
Do you think you have lived too long? ! !
Looking at it this way, this guy Yukimura Seiichi... is really terrifying.
“——”
"Then I'll take the lead—"
The reliable high school student, Oni Jujiro, stood up resolutely. He looked deeply at the U17 team behind him, especially the end of the junior high school team.
A mushroom head,
Since I doubt whether Yagi Kei has the skill to 'chat up', then from now on -
Let these reliable seniors teach him!
Onijūjiro roared, "—I'm on it!"
"Ohhhhh—come on, brave man! Jujiro!"
"Show these guys what we high school students are capable of—ghosts!"
Amidst the excitement of the crowd, Oni Jujiro took steady steps and strode straight towards the exotic beauty on the golden beach.
"Jujiro——reached the target location!"
"The ghosts are attacking!!"
"Let you, a bunch of junior high school students, see the charm of us high school students—"
"Ghost—come on!!!"
Under the watchful eyes of the entire U17 team, Jijujiro, who was burdened with the expectations of the high school students and the pressure from his seniors, took a deep breath.
With eyes wide open and a majestic aura, he spoke loudly—
"You bastard! I've set my soul on fire again!"
"——e on baby!!"
“…”
“…”
"Is he sent by the monkey to make people laugh?"
Mitsuya Akuto smiled while holding the plate and directly thrust his hand into the face of the frightened and pale Oni Jujiro who was still trying to struggle.
"Alright, ghost, get out of here. You don't have time anymore."
Oni Jujiro: "/#!%_>&%!..."
Oni Jujiro, eliminated.
Yukimura Seiichi smiled: "Well... you don't have to learn this for now. It's okay if you don't learn it, Kei."
——The middle school students’ disdain is beyond words!!
In order to save the image of high school students,
There was a long silence.
The real big brother, Byodoin Phoenix, slowly turned his head and said to the mushroom-headed junior high school student team committee member,
"Ghost, it's a special case, you know."
“——Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!!!!”
The eliminated Onijushirou made a sound as if he was attacked by 'Akuto Onigiri·Kyujukuban'.
Irie Kanata slowly wiped the non-existent tears from the corners of his eyes, and said affectionately to Oni Jujiro, who was half lying on the beach and half of his head was already submerged in the sea, making a gurgling sound.
"Ghost, you can go without worry. We will fulfill any last wishes for you..."
He put his hand close to his chest and listened as if he had pricked up his ears. "What, no last wish? Then go quickly--"
——No, the ghost in that state didn't say anything at all!!
The high school student group that takes the lead will be eliminated.
Next, the battle rotated and it was the turn of the junior high school group.
After a look at each other and a discussion, especially considering that a certain mushroom head might appear later,
"Well, in this case, we can only send experienced candidates..."
"Hehehe, if that's the case, then of course it's me—"
"——It's decided to be you, Shiraishi!"
“Plop!”
Atobe Keigo, who was shaking the 82-year-old coconut juice, stumbled.
Not only that, when Bai Shi was suggested to play, the others nodded after thinking about it.
"Thinking about it this way, Shiraishi is indeed the most suitable choice at the moment."
"That's right, that's right—Shiraishi is loved by many older sisters!"
"If I teach Shiraishi-kun, there shouldn't be any mistakes."
Atobe Keigo: “?”
What about him! What about him! What about him!!
——What is he, the eldest son of the Atobe Group who is loved by everyone and makes flowers bloom wherever he goes!
Atobe's dissatisfaction and resistance were rejected by several votes.
Now on stage is the star who carries everyone's expectations and is in the spotlight.
'The Pickup Master' - Shiraishi Kuranosuke!
"Eh...eh, a pick-up artist, me?"
"Don't worry about that for now, Shiraishi—quickly give Yagi Yagi a good demonstration!"
Toyama Kintaro urged him and pushed him forward.
As soon as these words were spoken, Bai Shi felt under great pressure.
Before, I didn't feel anything when I saw Oni Jujiro walking away in a heavy and unspeakable way.
Now it's my turn... When I think about being watched and imitated by the mushroom head at the end of the line,
Ahhh...this is really tricky.
The white stone, which was constantly laying and mentally preparing, aimed at the silhouette on the golden beach.
Take a deep breath,
Under everyone's gaze, Shiraishi Kuranosuke raised his bandaged left and right hands, constantly changing his poses, trying his best to show his coolest side!
Either one hand in pocket, or both hands in pocket, or just holding the head,
Under everyone's eyes, he circled around the exotic beauty on the beach, changing his style again and again.
After finally meeting eyes, they quickly looked away!
Finally, he was ready, he put his fist to his lips and coughed.
"Um, this beautiful..."
"Beautiful..."
"Well, beautiful lady..."
He raised his eyes - the place was already empty!
What a beautiful lady!!
The beautiful lady had already walked away from him as he was spinning like a top, with a question mark on her face and looking at him like a confused person,
Judging from his appearance, one might even think that this Asian face might have some brain problems.
The beautiful lady has left, and only the U17 selection members and the coaching staff are left.
“…”
“…”
"I've seen things that look good but are useless, but I've never seen anything this good-looking but useless..."
"Come down, Shiraishi, it's okay, come down, it's just a 'Yakuto Onigiri·Kyujukuban', it will be quick."
"Life is too long, a 'Yajiudou Rice Ball·Gui Juice Edition' will help you fast forward!"
Even though Shiraishi Kuranosuke struggled again and again, trying to avoid this terrible fate, fate - has never been subject to human will.
Shiraishi Kuranosuke was stopped by Mitsuya, who was holding a pile of 'Akuto Onigiri, Keishi Edition'. He smiled and stretched out his hand, stuffing it directly into his mouth with lightning speed.
But in the blink of an eye - Shiraishi Kuranosuke, OUT!
At this point, neither the high school group nor the junior high school group won.
The people who had their backs to Jibaimao had stiff expressions, were anxious and worried, and did not dare to look back.
Now this situation...what is going on?
I couldn't even successfully start a good one!!
They could sense the extremely strong presence of the gaze behind them, and the cat seemed to be staring at them without blinking.
...I feel even more guilty!
"No, this time we must send out a safe option to prove that we high school students are definitely not incompetent! !"
"——That's right, we high school students are definitely not incompetent!!"
"So, now the question is, who should we send?"
Looking at each other, full of thoughts and hesitation,
Initially thinking that he could make a good start, Oni Jujiro handed in a satisfactory blank paper to everyone.
Looking at it this way, can the other members of the high school group really be trusted...
"In that case, then we can only send—"
His gaze moved around the U17 high school student group, from Byodoin Phoenix to Tanejima Shuji to Echizen Ryuga, who could be said to have a face like Zhang Chi, and then to the others.
Finally, he turned back silently, flew over the Byodoin Phoenix who was folding his arms and closing his eyes as if thinking, and jumped directly onto Echizen Ryuga.
"But... no one knows that guy, right? And even if he has a face like Shiraishi from the junior high group, that doesn't mean anything at all. What if he's just like Shiraishi from the junior high group over there, a useless but good-looking guy?"
After hearing this, everyone fell into deep thought.
Indeed, after all, they now... have absolutely no chance to make mistakes!!
It is hard to imagine how irreversible the outcome would be if another wrong example was set in front of Jibaimao!
The eyes of the cat were burning, and the sight was straight, just like a thorn in the back.
Taking a deep breath, the Phoenix of Byodoin suddenly opened its eyes, looking alert and alert, startling everyone waiting nearby.
"Byodoin's reaction, does it mean he has already made up his mind—"
"You go ahead, Yue——"
"Stands up—he stands up!"
A tall and thin figure suddenly stood out against the light, grabbing everyone's attention and stealing all the attention.
Even the Byodoin Phoenix who was speaking halfway didn't expect it to be him.
The person who appeared before everyone was none other than Tokugawa Kazuya, with a cold and dead look on his face!
“…”
"Um, Tokugawa...?"
"Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive, Tokugawa... Think long and hard, this is not the time for you to be a hero!"
The U17 high school student group was in a state of panic.
No one has ever seen how Tokugawa Kazuya picks up girls, and no one dares to believe his pick-up skills.
At this critical moment when you want to make an example of someone breaking a chicken and breaking a cat, if you make a mistake, all the steps will go wrong!
You must not act rashly—
"Then I'll do it."
——This guy doesn't listen to anyone at all!!
Irie Kanata, who was kneeling and pounding the ground with tears, whimpered, "I really tried my best! But I still couldn't stop him!"
“…”
“…”
"Are you going to continue acting even at this time, Irie?"
Tokugawa Kazuya came out, Tokugawa Kazuya walked up,
Looking at his back, everyone could only break out in a cold sweat in their hearts.
Since the fact that Tokugawa Kazuya was sent was irreversible, all we could do now was pray that Tokugawa Kazuya was strong enough to successfully flirt with her...
"Want to go back together?"
——Only ghosts can successfully pick up girls, right?!
"Okay~"
——I actually succeeded in picking her up?!
This time, everyone was stunned and collapsed in a heap.
I thought about success, but I never thought this guy would succeed so easily—this isn't fair at all!!
——Just because he’s handsome!?!
"—Then, Tokugawa Kazuya passed!"
Saito Shiki smiled and announced, "The high school team now gets one point more, and they're one step ahead of the junior high team~"
——Danger!
Saito's words were extremely touching. Suddenly, everyone in the junior high school group felt insecure.
Now, not only do we have to bear the pressure of falling behind the high school students, but we also have to bear the pressure of teaching the chicken to break the cat.
The situation suddenly became extremely serious.
"...Damn it, who should we send out now?"
"If even Shiraishi can't do it, then we'll just send him..."
Face to face, confirm the line of sight,
"Is it him?"
"Yes, it's him!"
Atobe Keigo coughed, then walked forward with a coconut in his hand, at an elegant and leisurely pace.
"Since it has come to this critical moment, please rely on me..."
"Wait, how did he get out——"
“No, no no no no—No way!!”
His eyebrows twitched twice, and Atobe Keigo's emotions accumulated in his chest.
Being interrupted again and again, even the good-tempered Atobe couldn't hold back any longer.
He wanted to see, it was okay with Shiraishi Kuranosuke before, but which kid was going to compete with him, a master like Atobe, in terms of superb and mature pick-up skills and charm——
Looking closely, it was a chicken breaking a cat.
Atobe Keigo: “…”
All of a sudden, his expression became indescribable.
"Has he learned it now and is going to start?"
It’s hard to describe the junior high school student group, especially when they saw Jibaimao’s back without even turning his head, they felt even more nervous.
This tension spread, not only infecting the high school students next to them, but even the U17 coaching staff, who had just been smiling, stopped smiling.
Everyone watched silently as Mushroom Head stumbled towards the exotic beauty on the beach.
I couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.
"Are you going to start chatting me up? Are you really going to start..."
"Kyu, what will he do..."
"Should we be ready to provide support or call an ambulance at any time..."
"…Why did you call an ambulance?"
"If the flirtation fails, Yagi will just pull out the bomb..."
“…”
“…”
"Haha, that shouldn't be possible."
"…Is it really impossible?"
After the question was asked, everyone was silent, just staring at the mushroom head getting closer and closer, closer and closer...
The player A's a random passerby NPC,
I glanced at the pop-up task: [Randomly chat up a passerby NPC to increase his favorability],
The player thought about it and thought for a while.
Since it's an NPC, then let's do this——
Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, the black-haired mushroom-head rummaged around in the other-dimensional space behind him.
After searching for a long time, I finally found it, grabbed it and raised my hand.
So, in full view of the public,
Slowly, with the claws of a chicken, he held up a string of diamonds as big as pigeon eggs and gave it to the foreign beauty who was squatting and lowering her head in confusion but patiently.
The brilliance was dazzling, the fire was dazzling, and for a moment, everyone was dumbfounded.
The repeated gasps and the heavy, repressed breaths,
At the center of everything, the black-haired boy raised his eyes, expressionless and spoke.
"Walk?"
“…”
“…”
There was silence for a long time, and then someone spoke with a stumbling and trembling voice.
"I want to report that someone is cheating here."
"Isn't this fair? —This isn't fair!!!"
"No, no one's paying attention to the main point... Is there something wrong with the gender of the person hitting on the head coach?!?"
“——That’s a man!!!”
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