Chapter 50: First and Second Updates Players Create a New Fame for the Great Ocean University! ...
Today is certainly not April Fools' Day.
But if they admit it, then the problem lies with Rikkai University.
Rather than letting the outside world think that Rikkai has unspeakable mental problems, it is better to blame it on April Fools' Day.
'A mute was fighting a humpback whale in a bucket with a tennis racket and then used a giant cauliflower to knock the referee away in an attempt to seize power' or something...
Although it sounds ridiculous and it is actually ridiculous, but absurdity upon absurdity, that is reality!
——Two negatives equal a positive!
The support team patiently turned around and asked the reporters, media and spectators again. Although they didn't know why they had to keep their distance from the court, they respected it.
From their mouths, the support team expectedly heard, "Yes, that dumb guy who used a tennis racket to fight a shark and took out a giant cauliflower that covered the sky and hit the referee with it!"
Support team: “…”
SOS,
Something doesn't seem normal here either.
Facing the sincere gazes of the players on both sides, the spectators outside, and the reporters, the support team could only swallow their doubts for the time being.
"——The game continues!"
The support team carried the former referee who had collapsed in the corner unconscious on a stretcher and hurried away.
The new referee took his seat and, as he turned around to blow the whistle, he suddenly felt a strong presence staring at him.
Referee No. 2: "...?"
Why do I feel a tingling sensation under my butt?
Jibaimao silently turned his head and withdrew his gaze.
Marui, frightened, covered up his fear with a laugh, "The game has started, the game has started, everyone, go watch the exciting game on the field!"
On the court, the long-ignored Liu-Inou duo and Qinglin's doubles team finally managed to have a successful tactical meeting.
The two players remained silent, carefully formulating their words under the gaze of the rumored "master" and "trickster" of Rikkai University, the overlord of Kanto.
"Um, please tell me... can you fight sharks with your bare hands?"
willow:"……"
Nioh: "..."
Liu slowly said, "We... are still normal people for now."
Upon hearing this, the Qinglin doubles team gasped, but then held their breath again. "So, then... would you also pull out such a large cauliflower unexpectedly?"
Ren Wang placed his hand on his brow and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle. He couldn't help but sigh as he recalled the time when everyone had been bullied by the giant cauliflower.
"No, that's that kid's special move. Not everyone can do it."
Upon hearing this, Qinglin was overjoyed!
Great, it looks like they're dealing with normal people!!
The player's hand shook, and a big fish that was about to be caught ran away.
He stared at the bucket with dead fish eyes for a while,
Marui and Kuwahara Shin, who were watching the game on the field with one eye and the situation on his side with the other, mentioned this.
Marui even lowered his voice: "Kuwabara... why do I have a bad feeling again..."
Kuwabara was silent for a moment, "Don't tell me, Bunta, I have it too..."
The player put down his racket, opened his backpack, and took out—
“—Oh no!! That kid’s going to pull out the giant cauliflower again!! Everyone, get down!!”
Marui Bunta roared, and the survival instinct was faster than consciousness. Whether it was the regular players of Rikkai University or Seirin Middle School, or even the spectators and reporters outside the field, they all hugged their heads and suddenly fell to the ground.
Referee No. 2, who had never experienced such a scene, was left staring blankly at the people who suddenly fell to the ground.
Eh, eh?
Is...what happened?
Was he...kicked out of the group chat?
Everyone was nervous, afraid, and even a little expectant as they quietly raised one eye and looked at the mushroom head in the air.
Watching him slowly stretch out his hand and take out - a plate of sea dishes!
Audience/reporter lying outside the net: “?”
Rikkai/Seirin, lying on the ground: "?"
The player clicked and used the food [Sea Dishes] that can increase the success rate of fishing!
Everyone watched helplessly as Mushroom Head began to chew his meal freely and without paying any attention to anyone in front of them.
Marui Bunta, who was the first to notice the movement and issued a warning, said slowly: "Ha, haha..."
"So it's... eating."
He wrinkled his face and chuckled dryly. "That's right... I've been fighting sharks all the time, so it's normal to be hungry. Yes, it's normal..."
——But one moment he was chewing on a giant cauliflower, and the next moment he started eating normal food. It felt a bit weird no matter how you looked at it!!
Look forward to it, don’t let everyone’s expectations be disappointed!!!
The player ate the whole thing, including the plate, in one or two bites.
After witnessing Mushroom Head's even more miraculous actions, people are no longer shocked by how he can eat even the cutlery.
Even after getting up from the ground covered in dust and brushing off the dust, one could still praise the child by saying, "This child has really good teeth."
...This is really bad for your teeth, okay?
Everyone in Rikkai watched silently as he finished one portion and took out another, finished one portion and took out another...
Not only do I have good teeth, but I also have a good appetite.
"……well."
There is nothing I can do except sigh.
On the court, before a single ball had been hit, the repeated sudden attacks had already made the Qinglin doubles team somewhat dazed and even extremely nervous. They looked at Liu Renwang, then at Mushroom Head in the sky.
Cautiously: "I, can we fight now?"
Liu Renwang: "..."
How to say this kind of thing, such as beating.
After all...it's not up to them to decide!
Everyone understood this tacitly, and now looked towards the real decider of the game.
The mastermind behind the scenes, the player, is already immersed in a pleasant fishing trip with the added buff.
Even the referee was surprised and waited for one minute, two minutes, three minutes.
"——The competition officially begins again!"
At the whistle, Qinglin, who was playing doubles, almost cried with joy.
"—Finally, we can truly begin!!"
"QAQ It's great that we don't have to fight monsters. These two in front of us are rare normal people!"
With the example of Superman Mushroom Head who fought a shark with his bare hands, Qinglin has reached the next level of psychological endurance!
They could even adapt to such an anti-human existence. They were capable of doing anything—
Being beaten to pieces.
"GAME Rikkai University vs. Seirin, doubles one—6:0!"
"——Li Hai Da Win!!"
Qing Lin, who was lying on the ground in a mess, double-teamed: "QAQ!!"
——Liar!! These two guys are cheating honest people!!!
"Handshake!" the referee blew the whistle.
Sweating slightly, Yanagi and Inou, who had only done a warm-up, walked to the net and shook hands with the doubles player, Qinglin, who had barely supported each other and had just gotten up.
"Thank you for your advice."
Qinglin's double team leader directly accused, "Y-you guys are not normal people at all!!"
Upon hearing this, Niou blinked briskly, "Eh—"
He said jokingly with a smile on his lips, "How should I put it...what we call a normal person,"
He raised his chin, and was drawn to look at the figure in the sky, who was calm and absorbed in fishing like an old monk in meditation.
The doubles team in front of me, from the Kanto overlord - Rikkai University, had a light and clear voice that penetrated directly into my ears, deep and thorough.
"It's in comparison with that kid~puri~"
Liu and Renwang returned to the Rikkai University area with their rackets, and were greeted by their silent teammates.
It looked like he was almost dead all over again.
Sanada crossed his arms and said solemnly, "Next!"
Marui Bunta couldn't wait to grab his racket and rushed out, tears in his eyes, he said: "Well, I'll leave everything else to you all, I'll be leaving first--"
Jack Sangyuan slowly extended Erkang's hand: "Bunta - you took the wrong racket! That's mine!!"
Marui Bunta had already let himself go, like a small dog that had escaped from its leash, running towards the free court without looking back.
Yagyu Hiroshi pushed his glasses, looking very trendy.
He silently took it off and wiped it for the Nth time.
Niou Masaharu nudged him and said, "Don't worry, partner. If you pick up the wrong racket later, I'll help you get it back, piyo~"
"No need, Niou-kun," Yagyu Hiroshi put on his freshly wiped glasses and moved aside.
"Please stand here, Niou-kun."
Blinking, Niou Masaharu, who was confused, smiled and took a step forward.
“Crash!”
“Snap!”
Ren Wang slowly reached out his hand, wiped the water off his face, and said slowly: "Partner, is it raining in this position?"
Yagyu Hiroshi shook his head, "No, Niou-kun, here... it's just fish."
The culprit of the fish, the player finally filled up most of his backpack by fishing.
Refreshed the waiting time.
[We are working hard to arrange your opponent... Please wait... Estimated wait time is 21 minutes and 27 seconds...]
There are still twenty minutes left. The player thought about it.
——It’s just right to cook the fish that just fell out!
Kill two birds with one stone, two birds with one stone!
Marui arrived at the court, and Qinglinchu also sent out their singles three,
Perhaps it was because the second doubles player in the previous round had said something, so the third singles player who came up looked at him with a hint of suspicion.
Wait, doubt?
Bunta Marui:?
"Can you fight a shark with your bare hands?"
Marui was shocked: "How can you make such malicious assumptions! I'm not that perverted!"
"So, will you pull out a giant cauliflower that blocks out the sun out of thin air?"
Marui became even more panicked: "Not everyone is as inhuman as Keina! You have to believe that there are still normal people in this world!!"
“…”
“………”
Seeing that Qinglin, the third player on the opposite side, seemed to have gradually let down his guard, Marui smiled and said, "Don't worry, I'm definitely the most normal person on our team. Let's play a happy game of tennis together!"
Qinglin Singles Three gradually moved, "Really, a normal person?"
Marui: "Really, a normal person!"
He picked up the racket, paused as he thought of something, and said, "Wait a moment, I'll eat something to replenish my energy!"
Qinglin singles three smiled and watched: "Okay, go ahead, normal person."
Before the game even started, Marui quickly rushed down the court, opened his tennis bag, and was about to take out the Marui special strawberry cake he had prepared this morning.
"Bang La" opened, and I looked at it with anticipation -
Empty!
“…”
Jack Kuwahara and Kirihara Akaya, who happened to be looking over to see what was going on, exchanged glances.
Jack Sangyuan hesitated and said, "Oh... cake, I think I saw it somewhere before..."
Kirihara Akaya nodded like a chicken pecking at rice: "Yes, yes! It feels so familiar to me too - it's like I just saw it!"
The two looked at each other in confusion: "But where have we seen this before..."
The sound of "Baji, Baji" was like thunder, coming from above the head.
Kirihara Akaya and the other two looked up. Mushroom Head, who was grilling fish on the stove he carried with him and munching on a strawberry cake, seemed to sense their gazes and turned around with a dirty face.
“…”
"The culprit has been found."
The three of them were silent. Mushroom Head stared at them for a while, then seemed to suddenly realize something and moved.
The corner of his eye twitched and it was difficult to identify his posture. Jack Sangyuan made a rough judgment.
"Eh... Looks like they're asking you, Bunta, to go up there?"
Marui Bunta looked at himself, then looked at the cat in the sky, "Can I really communicate with him on the same level?"
Jack Sangyuan smiled honestly and said, "Of course not."
"But we have Sanada!"
Sanada: "..."
The spectators outside the stadium, Qinglin inside the stadium, and the referee just watched as Rikkai University suddenly began to build a human ladder.
One on top of another, one on top of another, even the movements were very skillful, wobbling and sending Marui Bunta to the highest point,
Opposite him, someone was rummaging through the stove... Where did this come from?!
The audience, referee, and Qing Lin were all stunned.
I thought the bucket fight and the giant cauliflower attack were worth the price of admission.
Now, something even more worthwhile is coming!
Divine Chef - Japan's Little Master!
The corners of his mouth twitched as he watched Mushroom Head start a fire out of thin air, set up a pot, and just like that, he took out fish one after another and stuffed them into the pot. He also took out some unknown ingredients, such as shells, seaweed, purple mushrooms, and slime gel...
No, the last one still exists in real life, right?
It only takes one game to evolve from being dumbfounded to understanding life.
Everyone has been living a Buddhist life, smiling at the Mushroom Head who keeps giving them more and more surprises and excitement.
My mind was full of "Since he is a mute, then everything he does is normal."
After all, no one said that a mute couldn't fight sharks in a bucket, pull out a giant cauliflower to attack humans, and build a stove out of thin air to start his journey to becoming a master chef...
Marui Bunta faced his junior with three parts nervousness, three parts helpless, three parts expectancy and one part doting.
"What's wrong, Kei? What's the matter with you calling me suddenly?"
While grilling fish, the player also picked up a [Delicious Colorful Grilled Fish].
Marui Bunta, who was completely defenseless against his junior, was suddenly attacked by the charred and colorful grilled fish, and his whole computer froze.
Jack Sangyuan, who was carrying Marui Bunta's legs, said with difficulty: "Are you okay? Bunta?"
Kirihara Akaya staggered: "Marui-senpai——I can't hold on any longer!!"
At the bottom, Sanada, carrying Nioh on his left and Yagyu on his right, remained silent, serving as the cornerstone of silence.
Liu noticed something and was about to look up -
“Whoosh!!”
There was a sudden sound of breaking through the air, and the unaware people of Rikkai watched helplessly as a red figure leaped down.
The whole person laughed loudly and flew to the court by stepping on the air.
Slowly, Jack Sangyuan realized that the leg he was holding was empty.
Kirihara Akaya: "Who is that? Why is he walking away while laughing?"
Jack Sangyuan: "..."
Yanagi held up Kirihara above his head, "The probability of it being Marui is 97.1%."
Ren Wang said slowly: "Did he go too far?"
“…”
“………”
"Maybe."
Rikkai University on this side was taking themselves down one by one, two by three, while Seirin's singles team on the other side was staring at Marui Bunta who was flying down with several backflips and triple jumps.
After a pause, he asked, "Are you still... normal?"
Marui smiled cheerfully: "Of course."
"I feel great fish now!"
Qinglin singles three: "Um... I think I might not be very good..."
Marui: "It's okay! Let's enjoy the delicious food! Let's fight the sharks in the tropical fish forest together!"
“…”
Qinglin's eyes twitched, and he said tactfully, "It seems that it's not just me now, you might also be... not in good condition."
"No, I'm fine," Marui said, turning around very coolly with a 'racket return', "Referee Fish! Let's start!"
referee:"……"
Um, what is a referee fish?
"Rikkai University vs. Seirin - Singles Match Three, Match - Begin!"
"Come on! Rival fish! I'm a genius among fish—I'm a fish pillar!"
Now the people from Rikkai University couldn't help but remain silent.
Kirihara Akaya said slowly: "Marui-senpai... is this a new habit?"
Yagyu pushed up his glasses and said, "'Fish'...huh?"
"Let's try this again - walking on the fishing line!!"
"That's right—I am the genius of Uokai University, Marui Uota!!"
“…”
“………”
"Should we tell Yukimura not to come back now?"
Silence, prolonged silence.
The more active you are on the court, the quieter you are off the court.
Gradually, all that was left in everyone's ears was the endless "fish" coming out of Marui's mouth one after another.
Standing in the Rikkai area, everyone felt for the first time that time was passing so slowly. Every minute and every second was extremely difficult, and the days felt like years.
Moreover, the audience outside the stadium was talking about it, and the opponents' eyes on the field... had gradually changed.
No...they are the masters of the Yuhai University, no, they are the masters of the Lihai University!!!
"GAME Uokai University... Rikkai University vs. Seirin, singles three - 6:0!"
"——Li Hai Da Win!!"
This is a game that everyone hopes will end soon.
Whether it is Rikkai University, Qinglin, the referee, or the audience outside the field,
When the 'WIN' was announced, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Great, I finally don't have to feel the magic fish piercing my ears...
Marui, still unsatisfied, held his racket between his legs and shook hands with Qinglin, who was playing singles on the other side of the net.
When he looked up, his teammates were looking at him with complicated expressions.
Marui didn't feel any negative emotions at all, and his heart was filled with joy and happiness!
My physical strength seems to be inexhaustible, my mind is clear, and playing another hundred games will be no problem!
Looking at his amiable teammates holding fresh and lively fish heads and enjoying the joy of victory with him, Marui Bunta couldn't help but feel emotional.
“—Everyone, we won fish…fish fish fish fish fish fish!?!”
"...Drag it away, Kuwabara."
Sanada pulled his hat up solemnly, and Akaya looked at his face... It's over, Kurotan.
Everyone felt endless exhaustion as they watched Marui Uota being dragged away by Jack Kuwahara and Niou Masaharu, who was still jumping around and trying to move them with fish language.
"...Next," Sanada said, pinching his brows.
Yagyu Hiroshi tied his shoelaces and walked forward with his tennis racket.
Liu suddenly said, "Don't take the wrong racket."
Yagyu adjusted his glasses: "Don't worry, I'm not as excited as Marui-kun."
After watching Yagyu's back enter the stadium, everyone finally felt a little relieved.
Qinglin's second single player also came up. He was their vice-chairman. At this moment, looking at Yagyu walking out of Rikkai with grace, his expression was complicated, and he was on the verge of having something to say but not knowing whether to say it or not.
Yagyu took the initiative and said, "Don't worry, I won't fight a shark with my bare hands, nor will I suddenly take out a huge crop, nor will I set up a stove and start grilling fish on the spot."
The opposite Qinglin singles second heard this, and his expression was still a little weird.
Yagyu followed up, "Of course, I don't have a habit of saying 'fish'."
He adjusted his glasses and said, "Don't worry, I'm just an ordinary member of the Rikkai University tennis club who has been there for a year."
Although it seems that Qinglin on the opposite side is almost suffering from PTSD from the word "ordinary".
But the attitude shown by Yagyu did melt down a lot of defenses.
Qinglin's deputy minister said solemnly: "Then let's begin."
Yagyu tilted his head, "Yes, then let's begin, referee."
A whistle blew,
"Rikkai University vs. Seirin, Singles Two—The match begins!!"
Although the singles match should be exciting, thrilling and stimulating,
However, because they had experienced so much before, everyone was a little tired.
Although my eyes were focused on the game going on, my heart was already flying high in the sky...
The player is also grilling fish and fishing while grilling it.
He draws the bow with both hands, very skillfully.
"Really...really energetic..."
“Yes, yes…”
In just four games, everyone has gradually become accustomed to everything Mushroom Head does.
It can even automatically restore a worldview that is on the verge of being shattered.
"Why fish? To grill them, of course!"
"Why grill fish? For fishing, of course!"
With such high-speed machinery entering Rikkai University, you will succeed in whatever you do!
The player disposed of the fish in his backpack just in time and checked the mission time - the final countdown was three seconds!
It's time for the player to perform!
The audience who were completely unprepared and still immersed in the Mushroom Fishing and Grilling Show suddenly saw something blur in front of their eyes.
The short guy who was calm and composed just now like an old monk in meditation suddenly leaped up, and his jumping posture was very similar to the bright red figure just now.
Everyone's heart tightened, fearing that Yagi Kei would also continue to spew fish out of his mouth.
“Clatter, clatter, clatter—!”
Kirihara Akaya looked up at the junior who did a front flip, a triple jump, and a roll on the ground, landing in a perfect posture and raised his hands high to signal the four directions.
He couldn't help but start clapping, and the people around him who didn't know what was going on started clapping as well.
Bathed in the applause and gazes of the crowd, the player walked up to the immovable Sanada, raised his head, and stared at him with dead eyes.
Sanada: "..."
The player used his eyes to signal the [Rikkaidai Heritage Clothes] next to the NPC.
Strangely, Sanada understood what he meant and became even more silent.
To be honest, he really wants to turn a blind eye to it now.
But no matter which direction Sanada turns, Mushroom Head will follow.
Jack Kuwahara and Kirihara Akaya stared in amazement at Sanada and Jibaimao who began to perform a 360-degree spiral rotation on the spot.
"Sanada and Keiyagi...what are they doing?"
"...Is it a warm-up?"
Jack Kuwahara looked at Kirihara Akaya with a complicated expression, he seemed to be hesitant to speak.
God damn warm up...
After a long moment, a bead of sweat rolled down his forehead, and Sanada's face hardened, "Renji!"
Liu, who was waiting nearby, received the signal, sighed, and picked up Yukimura's jacket that was neatly folded on the coach's chair.
Niou Masaharu finally understood what his junior was going to do. He was a little amused and shook his head helplessly: "What a willful guy, Puri~"
The next second, Niou and Kirihara were grabbed and taken to roll out the red carpet.
Even before he finished speaking, Ren Wang: "..."
一回生二回熟のKirihara: "...It's okay! It's okay! Niou-senpai! I'll tell you how to lay it out with the least effort!!"
Jack Sangyuan was able to escape death because he was trying to restrain Marui Bunta who was still in the "fish fish fish fish fish" state. Now he was filled with joy as he looked at his happy partner.
"That's great, Bunta! We don't have to embarrass ourselves together!"
Without any warning, the spectators outside the stadium, passersby, the Rikkai University main campus cheering group, and the reporters and media witnessed a unique coronation on the front line... Was that a coronation?
If the players say yes, then it is!
Stepping on the red carpet that appeared out of nowhere, the aura suddenly increased. The 1.8-meter-tall 1.5-meter-tall mushroom head was holding the lid of a trash can.
1.80m, 1.50m, 1.80m, 1.50m walked to the end of the red carpet... in front of Sanada Genichirō, whose face was as black as coal,
Sanada froze, his eyes blank as he took something from Yanagi's hand.
Then, with everyone's gaze fixed on him, he threw it up into the air with great force.
At that moment, everyone who witnessed this scene seemed to have a vision of a dazzling and brilliant light—
“Swish!”
coat.
Then take another look.
That's right, a coat.
“…”
“………”
The referee, who had watched from the corner of his eye out of curiosity, remembered his duty and blew the whistle.
"GAME Rikkai University vs. Seirin, singles two - 6:0!"
"——Li Hai Da Win!!"
This sound called back everyone's attention, because the scene before them was a little difficult to understand and even a little too embarrassing.
In order to ease the embarrassment, everyone applauded loudly.
The two schools on the field played two singles: "..."
Even though I know this applause isn't for them...but wouldn't it be even more strange to applaud at this time!?!
Yagyu walked up and shook hands with the panting and sweating Qinglin.
The other party exchanged a few pleasantries, such as "You are very good", "Looking forward to the next time", and "We will not give up".
After saying all these clichés, he finally got to the point.
Slowly, with a concerned expression, he asked a crucial question.
"Are you the only normal person in Rikkai University?"
Yagyu Hiroshi: "..."
Although I want to deny it, the reality is already in front of me.
Yagyu adjusted his glasses.
Before he could speak, there was a sudden commotion behind him.
Looking back together with Qinglin's second singles player, Mushroom Head, wearing a coat, was already walking towards the court with a proud and confident look on the rapidly rolling red carpet.
Originally, everyone was going to have a discussion about who would be the No. 1 singles player at Rikkai University.
However, in this scene, it is difficult to focus on the singles.
The attention...is not focused on any one point at all!
Whether it was the mushroom head with the garbage hat on his head, or the 1.5-1.8-1.5-1.8-meter aura, or the team jacket on his shoulders that was shining because of the coronation ceremony, or even the red carpet that kept rolling under his feet,
Because there were so many key points, I felt a bit overwhelmed for a moment.
Yagyu Hiroshi wanted to say something, but he suddenly had a premonition and turned his face slightly.
Deputy Minister Qinglin, who had just asked with concern, "Are you the only normal person in Rikkai University?", suddenly had a distorted and indescribable expression.
Yagyu bowed his head to Ryushi,
Successfully faced Niou Masaharu who was squatting there, rolling up the red carpet, picking up the back and spreading it to the front, picking up the back and spreading it to the front,
If it was just Niou Masaharu, it would be fine.
But... the other party is using his face now.
COS into Yagyu Hiroshi's Niou Masaharu with fast hand speed, not forgetting to throw a wink at him,
"Partner, I think you can understand me, right~puri~?"
Yagyu: Silence.
actually,
He didn't want to understand.
real.
Deputy Minister Qinglin, with a bitter face, asked a fatal question that resonated with the whole audience.
"You guys at Rikkai University...are you really okay?!!!"
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The author has something to say: Player: What are you talking about? Come and meet the players!
Thanks to Xingmo for lighting a salute mine for the player's first public battle~
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