Chapter 208 The two little guys actually set a trap for themselves!
At 6:00 AM on September 1st.
Almost the instant the alarm clock rang, the two little ones turned it off even faster than Xu An. Their four soft, chubby little hands pressed against Xu An's left arm, shaking it vigorously, and they shouted noisily, "Brother, wake up! Brother, wake up! We want to go to kindergarten! We want to go play with our friends!"
"Okay, okay, stop shaking me, brother's awake, brother's getting up now." Xu An threw off the blanket with his right hand and got up decisively.
Xu An was naturally very satisfied with how seriously and enthusiastically the two little ones were about going to kindergarten.
You see, in his previous life, when Xu An brought the two of them back and took them to elementary school for the first time, they cried their hearts out, wailing, "Brother, don't abandon me! We'll be good, we'll be obedient! We can do laundry, sweep the floor, and take care of children! Brother, we'll take care of your children, brother, please take us home!"
After their shouts, the way all the parents and passersby looked at them instantly changed. It was as if they had seen something dirty, their eyes filled with contempt and disgust.
Having never experienced those terrible things in my life, I suppose I'll never have to go through that again.
Two hundred meters away from Qingya Kindergarten, the piercing wailing reached the three children's ears clearly. The two children curiously peeked out from behind Xu An, wanting to see what was happening, but their view was completely blocked by numerous vehicles and adults, making it impossible for them to see what was going on ahead.
However, having experienced a similar situation before, Xu An naturally understood what had happened. So he said softly to the two of them, "Kang Kang and Lele are good children, they'll go to kindergarten obediently without crying, right?"
The two little ones nodded vigorously and said confidently, "Yes, yes, kindergarten is so much fun, there are so many fun things to do and delicious food! We won't cry!"
This brotherly and respectful relationship lasted until it suddenly shattered when the kindergarten teacher held their little hands and led them into the kindergarten.
"Brother, why don't you come in? Brother, come in too!" Xu Le shook off the teacher's hand and ran to Xu An's side, grabbing Xu An's right hand and dragging him into the school.
“You’re going to kindergarten, your brother isn’t going! Your brother will come to pick you up at four o’clock this afternoon!” Xu An said in a very gentle tone, while handing Xu Le’s little hand to the teacher who was walking over.
Upon hearing this, the two little ones' eyes widened in disbelief, their mouths pursed, and their eyes welled up with tears. They shook off the teacher's hand again, each grabbing one of Xu An's legs and shaking their heads incessantly: "No, no, brother, go to kindergarten too! Brother, go to kindergarten too!"
“Your brother went to kindergarten when he was little, but he doesn’t have to go anymore!” Xu An squatted down, gently stroking the two children’s fluffy little heads with both hands, and said softly, “Kang Kang and Lele, you can eat very delicious food in kindergarten, play with lots and lots of other children, have teachers lead you in games, play with lots and lots of new toys, and see lots and lots of new storybooks!”
"No kids, no games, no, no, we want our big brother!" The two little ones shook their heads even more vigorously, like rattles.
"If you all go to kindergarten obediently, your brother will cook you something delicious tonight!" One trick didn't work, so Xu An pulled out all the stops: "Sweet and delicious cola chicken wings, sweet and sour lemon boneless chicken feet, fragrant and delicious squid and shrimp..."
As Xu An continued speaking, the two shook their heads less and less, and finally looked up at Xu An abruptly, bargaining as they said, "I want garlic ribs!"
"Okay, add some garlic ribs too!" Xu An readily agreed.
"I want tofu and meat too!"
"Brother, do it!"
"Meatballs!"
"eat!"
Shredded chicken!
"mouth......"
This time, Xu An realized something was wrong as soon as he finished saying the word "eat." These two little guys were setting him up! He turned to look into their eyes. They had been howling and shaking their heads for so long, but there wasn't a single tear on their faces.
"If you don't go into the kindergarten with the teacher by the time I count to five, then tonight you'll only have stir-fried cabbage and cabbage soup, and no meat at all!" Xu An said sternly with a straight face.
The two little ones immediately shrank back, quickly releasing their grip on Xu An's legs. Holding their teacher's hands, they walked towards the kindergarten, turning back to remind him, "Brother, remember to pick us up at four o'clock sharp! Brother, remember to buy groceries! We want to eat cola chicken wings, chicken feet, squid, shrimp, tofu, and meat..."
As the two loudly announced the menu, the crying in the room suddenly subsided by several decibels. One of the children, nestled in the woman's arms, looked at her with tear-filled eyes and asked in a whimpering voice, "Mommy, will I get cola chicken wings for dinner?"
This sound was like the opening of Pandora's box, and the children's questions rose and fell one after another.
"Dad, I want garlic ribs!"
"I want to eat shrimp!"
"......"
After watching the two safely enter the kindergarten, Xu An immediately slipped and ran away.
Although he didn't die like he did in his previous life, the parents' gazes were too intense, and Xu An felt he couldn't bear it at all. He decided that the best course of action was to leave. "Let's meet again at four o'clock this afternoon!"
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