Chapter 1
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Jiang Qi didn't expect that he actually got the first special card. Although it came from a super bad book, he still opened the card pack with trembling hands and excitement.
The newly acquired card is...
[Special Card: Necromancer's Stone Pot] (Summonable)
Star rating: ★ (This special card cannot be upgraded)
Skills: Braising (The necromancer disguised as a witch used his lifelong knowledge to create a magical stone pot specifically for braising offal. As long as it is paired with the necromancer's exclusive secret recipe, this stone pot can continuously produce the most delicious braised offal in the world, and the heart is especially delicious)
Card details: This magical stone pot is specially used for stewing animal offal. You only need to follow the Necromancer's exclusive recipe, add various marinade ingredients and water into the stone pot, and then put in fresh animal offal. In 12 hours, you can get a pot of delicious stewed offal, allowing you to easily enjoy the same exclusive delicacy as the Necromancer.
(This special card cannot be upgraded, nor does it occupy a card slot. After being summoned, it automatically obtains the Necromancer's exclusive secret recipe. Friendly reminder, as a special card, its use is really a bit tasteless.)
Jiang Qi: ...
What are these things...
The necromancer used all his life's knowledge to make a stone pot that can automatically marinate offal. How unskilled is this necromancer.
I bought a pot for 60,000 yuan.
Thinking of this, Jiang Qi felt so heartbroken that he couldn't breathe.
Jiang Qi, who was worried about his wallet and the progress of the side quest, continued to read the host manual.
He still hadn't figured out why this wizard was a necromancer.
20 minutes later, after reading the entire host manual, Jiang Qi's expression had changed to——
(_)
Well, he really didn't expect the book to be turned around in the end.
The Heart-Slitting Witch is actually a very incompetent necromancer. During a ritual to summon the undead, he made a mistake and killed himself. Due to some strange reasons that he himself didn't understand, he became a very special undead.
The body is dead, but the soul lives on in the world forever. It can use weak spells, eat and drink normally without gaining weight. Apart from being shameful, it has no other shortcomings.
Then this shameful necromancer fled to the forest on the edge of the Kingdom of Marfa. He was bored in the forest and hunted innocent animals in the forest every day to cook at home.
The cooking skills of the chefs in this magical continent are very poor, and they have no idea how to deal with the smelly offal, so offal has always been regarded as food for inferior people. The Necromancer was too bored, and he had a lot of experience in cooking, so he started to study how to make offal delicious, and finally developed a unique braising secret recipe.
By the way, I also used all my life's learning to make a stone pot.
Due to the rich resources in the forest, the necromancer often hunted an animal and only took its internal organs. Once, when he was cutting open the heart of a deer, he was caught by a hunter. Because he was wrapped tightly in a black robe, the hunter mistook him for an evil witch. From then on, the legend of an evil witch who liked to eat hearts lived in the forest spread.
As for those challengers who keep coming to challenge...
The explanation given in the host's manual is that the braised offal of the Heart-Disemboweling Witch is so delicious that the challengers became his loyal followers after tasting it once and followed him to learn the craft.
The most outrageous thing is that it is clearly written in the host manual that the Heart-Splitting Witch is actually a man, which is the ultimate reversal of this book. The original words are: The male NPC who plays the Heart-Splitting Witch can take off his disguise at the appropriate time and reveal his true identity as a man. Don't worry about the players' reactions, they must be very surprised at this time.
Surprise! Surprise! Extremely!
Jiang Qi felt that if he were a player, and spent one or two hundred dollars to play such a crappy game, and ended up with such an ending, he would be so eager to throw the NPC into the pot and stew him together when he revealed his male identity.
Jiang Qi's summary of this book is:
It’s a bad script, a super bad script, even worse than the previous one where the victim was suffocated to death with a condom.
This crappy book could actually be sold for 60,000 yuan, it's simply outrageous!
Angry Jiang Qi opened WeChat and complained to Xiaoka.
Jiang Qi: Bad review!
Jiang Qi: What a crap book "Eat Your Heart". The story is outrageous, the logic is not sound, it is neither thrilling nor scary, it is just pure disgusting. The special card I drew at the end turned out to be a pot for making stewed food, and it cannot be upgraded. The friendly reminder also mocked me, saying that such a crappy book is worthy of being sold for 60,000 yuan. I want to give a bad review!
Jiang Qi: I want to return the goods!
Card Game Studio-Customer Service Xiaoka: Dear, we have received your negative review. However, all our discounted products cannot be returned once they are sold.
Card Game Studio-Customer Service Xiaoka: And dear, Xiaoka has actually recommended other better books to you. The quality of the books in our mall’s limited-time flash sales are usually not very good.
Card Game Studio - Customer Service Xiaoka: And dear, the specific card you draw is not determined by Xiaoka, it mainly depends on you. The script can only limit the upper limit of the card draw, and Xiaoka cannot determine the specific card you draw.
Jiang Qi: ...
Just say I'm a non-African.
Jiang Qi felt that Xiao Ka had changed. He was not as gullible as before. He became sharp-tongued and sarcastic.
Jiang Qi sighed deeply, packed up the box and went downstairs with it.
Liu Lan and Qin Can were eating grilled sausages and slacking off on the first floor.
"Jiang Qi, is this the exclusive book you just bought?" Liu Lan had sharp eyes. Not only did he see the book box in Jiang Qi's hand, he also saw the words on the box clearly. "'Eat Your Heart'? Is this a horror book?"
"It's a bad book." Jiang Qi said sadly.
Liu Lan & Qin Can:?
"It's okay. Even a bad book can be revised. After all, it's an exclusive book. It can't be completely bad, right?" Liu Lan comforted.
Jiang Qi was about to say that this book was completely useless, but when the words came to his lips, he suddenly remembered that it was not that useless.
The mechanics of the level-breaking part are actually pretty good, if you remove the part about taking out the entrails from the jar.
Moreover, Jiang Qi took out a stone pot for making braised food, and also gave away an exclusive recipe for the marinade. It seems possible to change the final process, delete all the identity reversal and the part that reveals the truth, and directly change it to the wizard treating everyone to braised food.
Jiang Qi carefully recalled the fragrant aroma of the pot of stewed food that he had smelled before, and the perfectly stewed beef heart that made him want to drool just by looking at and smelling it...
In fact, if you treat this book as a food mechanism book with slight horror elements, and don't treat it as a horror book at all, theoretically it's not that bad.
As for food, if the food tastes good, you’re halfway to victory.
The more Jiang Qi thought about it, the more he felt that it was possible. He just needed to summon the special card and stew a pot of offal according to the secret recipe to taste it, and then he would know whether this instinct could be accomplished.
Thinking of this, Jiang Qi put the book on the front desk, pretended to answer the phone, and walked out while talking.
"Another delivery, right? A big stone pot? Okay, I'll come out and move it."
Five minutes later, Jiang Qi dragged the big stone pot into the store with difficulty.
This stone pot weighs at least 70 or 80 kilograms, and Jiang Qi almost sprained his waist while dragging it in.
Liu Lan, Qin Can and Wang Erya were stunned at the stone pot that looked like they could sit in it.
"You bought a pot?" Liu Lan was confused. "Uncle Huang can't use such a big pot to cook noodles, right? And this kind of pot needs to be burned with firewood underneath, right?"
"This is a prop from the new book." Jiang Qi explained.
Qin Can subconsciously looked at the box on the stage in front of him. The stone pot on the cover was the same as the one in front of him. They looked exactly the same.
"Fuck, this horror book..."
"Iron pot stewed big ghost?"
Jiang Qi:?
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