Chapter 1
Are you hungry?
Influenced by the plot of the original script, Jiang Qi's first reaction was, "Do you want me to find someone to take a bite for you?"
Of course, this terrible thought only appeared in 0.1 seconds before Jiang Qi slammed it back.
The evil cultivator turned out to be me.
Seeing that Jiang Qi didn't respond, Lili climbed up Jiang Qi's arm and onto his shoulder, and rubbed Jiang Qi's cheek with her doll face like a puppy rubbing against its owner.
"Dad, I'm hungry." Lili said a little aggrievedly, pointing her little finger at her mouth and then at her stomach, "I want to eat."
Jiang Qi had already guessed what Lili wanted to eat.
In fact, it is clearly written in the host manual that Lili is an orthodox Kumantong. She has been well taken care of by her owner over the years and has completed her merits and is ready to be reincarnated.
What she wanted to eat was naturally merit. To put it bluntly, she wanted Jiang Qi to go out and do good deeds.
It's just that it's a bit difficult to find some good deeds to do late at night. At this time, old ladies usually don't cross the road, but it's time for thieves to go to work.
However, catching a thief seems a bit dangerous. Jiang Qi doesn't have the skills to do it, and he can't guarantee that he will meet a lucky thief when he goes out.
In a flash, Jiang Qi already knew how to do good things in the quickest and simplest way.
But he did not act immediately and go out to be a caring citizen at night. He had a more important thing to do before solving the problem of food and clothing for the new employees.
Jiang Qi took Lili down from his shoulders, grabbed her little hand that had nowhere to put, and said slowly, "I'm not the dad, I'm the boss, call me the boss, understand?"
Jiang Qi had discovered in his memory before that this child was a little stupid.
Lili speaks with repeated words, one word at a time, because she simply cannot speak in long sentences.
As a Kumantong who died in an accident shortly after birth, it is normal that Lili has a low level of education and can hardly speak. Her original owner probably didn't pay much attention to Lili's education when he was alive. He bought a lot of beautiful dolls but didn't teach Lili how to speak normally.
Not to mention Granny Gu. In her eyes, Lili is just a vegetable on the chopping board. Who would give a vegetable a cultural lesson?
When Lili heard the word "boss" for the first time, she was so confused that her head almost fell off. She picked it up and put it back. Lili thought Jiang Qi didn't understand what she meant, and said persistently: "Dad, I want to eat, I want to eat!"
"Call me boss. If you don't, you won't have anything to eat." Jiang Qi said coldly and ruthlessly.
Lili looked at Jiang Qi aggrievedly, and after trying for a long time she finally uttered two words: "Banban."
Jiang Qi: ...
Okay, anything is fine as long as you don’t call me dad.
"Do I have to take you with me when I go out to find a meal?" Jiang Qi asked.
Lili didn't answer, but jumped directly onto Jiang Qi's shoulders and answered with practical actions.
Before going out, Jiang Qi wanted to know how much control Lili had over the doll house.
"Lili, there will be guests coming to play tomorrow night. Do you know how to play with them then?"
"I know!" Lili said happily, waving her little hand.
The lights in the room began to flicker on and off as if the current was unstable.
A batch of dolls' heads flew out.
A group of dolls started laughing.
A batch of dolls began to stick out their tongues like hanged men.
A group of dolls began to shed tears of blood, but the tears were controlled so well that they did not drip onto their skirts or onto the ground.
Lili probably felt that this performance was not exciting enough. After thinking for a while, she picked out a dozen of her favorite dolls and directed them to come to the center of the room, where they broke their bodies into pieces and began to dance.
The head jumped, the feet jumped, the body jumped, and the hands jumped.
You know what, she dances quite beautifully.
Jiang Qi nodded with satisfaction. It was much better than when the horror doll house scared people on its own.
"Do you know how to use the trick Granny Gu used, blood seeping from the wall?"
Lili nodded, and the wall began to bleed. The red and black sticky blood flowed down from the roof and quickly disappeared.
Jiang Qi likes this trick very much.
Imagine a player is hiding in a corner in fear, squatting in the corner to seek a sense of security. Suddenly, a strange red liquid flows down from above his head. He touches it and finds it is blood. He turns around and sees that the whole wall is bleeding.
This scene.
Tsk tsk tsk.
"Can you bleed ketchup or blood bags? Blood bags are made by mixing red wine and honey. They look like blood, but they are not actually blood." Jiang Qi felt that bleeding was a little difficult to explain. The flow of ketchup and blood bags could be said to be special devices specially made.
Lili nodded as if she understood, and after thinking for a while, the wall began to seep red liquid.
It was still very sticky and still red, but this time there was no smell of blood. As for what was flowing out, I'm afraid only Lili knew.
Jiang Qi was very satisfied.
"When guests really come, don't collect all the leaked liquid right away. Wait until the guests leave." Jiang Qi reminded.
Lili was reluctant: "Dirty."
He is still a good child who loves cleanliness.
"It's okay, stop bleeding. Let's go out and find something to eat!"
Lili immediately stopped caring about whether it was dirty or not, and said happily: "Food!"
Jiang Qi went to the first floor and found Old John's full set of cleaning tools. He picked out the largest broom and dustpan, took the sack that Wang Erya had put away, walked out of the store, and started sweeping the floor.
Within a 5-kilometer radius, the dirtiest street is the alley where the Xinghe Script Society is located.
The alley is connected in all directions, and there are residential areas on the side. As a famous snack alley in the old city, more than 80% of the hundreds of shops in the alley sell food.
Valley Ruler
Most of the small shops only have one or two tables, and dine-in is basically not allowed. People who come here to buy and eat are used to eating while walking, and then throwing the food on the ground after finishing.
Most businesses only mind their own business and at most sweep up the garbage in front of their store before closing. Jiang Qi was one of them.
In an alley like this, you can imagine the amount of garbage generated in a day.
It would definitely be ranked number one on the list of streets most hated by neighborhood cleaners.
The uncrowned king, well-deserved.
Now, Mr. Jiang, an enthusiastic citizen, is going to bring his cleaning tools to reduce the workload of the cleaners.
At 10 o'clock in the evening, there are still many shops in the alley that are not closed.
Jiang Qi, who was used to cleaning up the snow in front of his own door on weekdays, naturally started from the area near his own store.
"Boss Jiang, you're sweeping the floor. The doll on your shoulder is very beautiful. But how do you put the doll on your shoulder? Aren't you afraid it will fall off?" The owner of a nearby shop did not realize what Jiang Qi was doing at first.
When Jiang Qi finished cleaning the area near his store and was about to head to the barbecue restaurant at the end of the alley, Lili spoke.
"Banban, it's black and dirty." Lili meant that although there was no garbage on the ground, the ground was still dirty.
Jiang Qi:?
You have quite high requirements.
But since it's the land in front of his house, he might as well clean it up. Jiang Qi went back to get a bucket of water to flush the land, since there was a drain next to it anyway.
The owner of a nearby shop:?
"I didn't realize before that Boss Jiang is quite clean." The owner of a nearby shop, who was closing his shop after other shops had already closed, sighed.
20 minutes later, Jiang Qi began to clean other areas.
After 40 minutes, the first sack was full of garbage.
After 1 hour and 20 minutes, the second sack was full.
Two hours later, the third sack was full.
By 2 a.m., Jiang Qi had cleaned up six sacks of garbage and collected 39 empty beverage bottles, attracting countless surprised glances and being photographed by at least three onlookers who were having a midnight snack.
Although Lili was very well behaved when she was outside, just sitting steadily on Jiang Qi's shoulders, as if she was tied and glued to him by something, but she could speak directly without moving her doll's mouth.
As Jiang Qi scanned the area, whenever Lili saw a pretty girl, she would excitedly whisper, "Beautiful girl, please help me!"
This made Jiang Qi unable to help but look back every time he glanced at her, like a pervert.
But you have to say, Lili has a good taste, and the beauties she wants to stick with are all really good-looking ladies.
Jiang Qi expressed his approval of Lili in terms of aesthetics.
Sorry, I got off topic.
Jiang Qi worked hard to sweep the floor for 4 hours, his waist was about to break, and he still gave everyone 2/3 of a clean and tidy alley.
As for why it was 2/3 instead of a whole one, it was mainly because Jiang Qi’s broom was a bit small and he couldn’t sweep much.
Cleaning is also a physical job.
"Are you full?" Jiang Qi felt that if Lili was not full, he would have to consider fighting with the thief.
Lili's original owner raised her for so many years and took such good care of her that she even became a perfect person and could be reincarnated. How many streets must she have swept!
Instead, how many good things should be done!
"Half full." said Lili.
Half full is still full, Jiang Qi just wants to go home and sleep.
"If you're not full, eat tomorrow." Jiang Qi said, indicating that the enthusiastic citizen Mr. Jiang was going home after get off work.
It is more convenient to do good deeds during the day.
"Bad board."
Jiang Qi went back to the store and put the cleaning tools back. When he went upstairs, he found that the door of the utility room was not closed, so he went over to close it first.
The mechanical dolls that come with the book are all placed in the utility room. Considering that the doll house might maliciously damage these mechanical dolls, Jiang Qi doesn't dare to put them in the doll house when the book is not open.
When the book is actually opened, some of these mechanical dolls still have to be placed in the doll house to confuse the guests, and all the clue cards have to be taken out of the bodies of the mechanical dolls.
The original dolls in the doll house are real dolls, and you can find them by touching them when looking for clue cards.
Jiang Qi didn't even go into the utility room, he just simply closed the door, and Lili became excited.
"Piracy, plagiarism, shameless, bah bah bah bah bah!"
Lili wanted to rush in and fight with the mechanical doll in the utility room.
Jiang Qi: ...
Jiang Qi put Lili back into the doll house and said sternly, "You can't go to the utility room at night and maliciously damage the mechanical doll. Do you hear me?"
Lili turned sideways unhappily and deliberately avoided looking at Jiang Qi.
Jiang Qi softened his tone a little, and continued: "A good child should learn to get along with everyone in harmony. Even if you don't like someone, you can't deliberately harm them. Just like some people smell good, but you can't eat them."
"If Lili is obedient, I will buy you a few beautiful dolls in a few days, okay?"
"No dolls!" Lili said she already had enough dolls and didn't need any more.
"What do you want?"
"Beauty stickers!"
Jiang Qi: ...
What have you learned from your original owner over the years?
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