Chapter 278: Money Can Make You a God



"The sky is vast, the earth is boundless, let's go home, line up in a row..."

The Taoist priest in yellow robe shook the bell and drove the nine zombies along the mountain road.

Suddenly, a tall figure appeared on the mountain road ahead.

The Taoist priest in yellow robe quickly controlled the zombie to stop, looked up, and found that it was a sturdy and heroic young man.

Then he put on his glasses tightly, took another closer look, and couldn't help but exclaimed: "Wow, such a strong yang energy!"

With such an explosive amount of Yang energy, it is 200% certain that this person is a living person, and most likely a warrior with strong Qi and blood, and definitely not an ordinary passerby.

The Taoist priest in yellow robe didn't want to cause trouble, so he coughed twice and cleared his throat. Then he took out paper money and scattered the money while driving the corpse. He also shouted in a deep voice: "The dead, please let me pass~~The living, please get out of the way~~"

"Whether you want to avoid it or not, it's up to you."

The Taoist priest in yellow robe shouted three times in a row, but the heroic young man who was blocking the road still showed no intention of giving way.

The Taoist priest threw away the paper money helplessly, came to the front of the team, and shouted to the young man who was blocking the road: "Hey, man, don't block the road. Can't you see that I am chasing away zombies? Please spare me!"

After hearing this shout, the heroic young man finally took action.

He walked out from the shadow under the tree and revealed his face in the moonlight. It was Li Yun who had just traveled to this world.

Looking at the Taoist monk with glasses who looked a little out of tune, and the nine zombies standing obediently behind him, Li Yun smiled and asked in a clear voice, "It's already so late, where are you in such a hurry to go, Taoist priest?"

The Taoist priest in yellow robe said unhappily: "Let's go to Renjiazhuang ahead!"

Li Yun's eyes lit up, and he immediately smiled and said, "What a coincidence, I also want to go to Renjiazhuang, why don't you and I go together!"

The Taoist priest in yellow robe twitched his lips, glanced at the nine zombies with yellow paper stuck on their foreheads behind him, then looked at the cheerful and heroic young man with a strange expression.

"Hey man, if you are nearsighted, you should go get glasses. I know an eyewear store that has good quality products at a low price and a high cost-performance ratio. Would you like to recommend it to you?"

"Thank you for your kindness, Taoist priest." Li Yun declined politely, "But no, I have very good eyesight and don't need glasses."

The Taoist priest in yellow robe rolled his eyes and said unhappily, "I say, young man, why are you so stubborn? What I mean is, can't you see the nine zombies behind me?"

Li Yun said with a smile: "Of course I can see it, but it doesn't matter, I'm not afraid of zombies."

"Are you really not afraid?" The Taoist priest said in a sinister tone, "The Yin people lead the way, and the Yang people follow. This is a big taboo!"

"It's okay. I have plenty of yang energy, so I'm not afraid of any big taboos."

"You're not afraid, but I am!" The Taoist priest in yellow robe sighed helplessly and finally told the truth, "The yang energy in your body is almost condensed into flames. I'm worried that if you get any closer, you will burn all my zombies to ashes!"

“So that’s how it is!”

Li Yun suddenly realized, then smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, I can follow the Taoist priest from a distance, as long as the Taoist priest can lead the way for me and take me to Renjiazhuang!"

The Taoist priest in yellow robe asked suspiciously, "Just leading the way?"

Li Yun nodded: "Yes, I am a directionally challenged person. I lost my compass and accidentally got lost."

"..." The yellow-robed Taoist priest's eye muscles twitched, and he couldn't help but point to the moon in the sky and asked, "What direction is this?"

Li Yun hesitated for a moment and asked tentatively, "Dong?"

The Taoist priest in yellow robe was speechless for a while, then pointed at the extremely bright North Star and asked: "Which direction is this?"

Li Yun thought for a moment, his eyes lit up, and he clapped his hands and said, "This must be Dong!"

"You are indeed a person with poor sense of direction!" The Taoist priest nodded with a look of pity, no longer doubting, and sighed, "Well, since you are not afraid of bad luck, then follow me, and I will take you to Renjiazhuang!"

"Thank you, Taoist Priest!"

Li Yun smiled and bowed to express his gratitude.

Seeing Li Yun clear the way and retreat seven steps away, the Taoist priest in yellow robe finally picked up the long banner again, rang the magic bell, and shouted loudly:

"Let's get going!"

“Ding-Ding-Dang-Dang—”

The sound of bells rang out, and under the influence of the corpse-controlling talisman and the bells, nine zombies jumped and followed the Taoist priest.

After the group of ten people moved seven steps away, Li Yun took a step forward and followed the Taoist priest and the zombie.

Looking at the Taoist priest in yellow robe who was shouting loudly, Li Yun seemed to be thinking about something.

If he guessed correctly, the Taoist priest wearing glasses who was driving corpses should be Taoist Master Simu.

He also has a senior brother who runs Kaiyi Zhuang, named Lin Jiu, who is the famous Uncle Nine in zombie movies!

As everyone knows, Lin Jiu is the name that Uncle Jiu announced himself to the outside world. His original name was Lin Fengjiao, and his nickname was Goudan. Later, when he got older, he learned the superb Maoshan Taoist skills. To show respect, people in the surrounding area respectfully called him Uncle.

At the same time, because the word for dog in Cantonese is nine, he is called Uncle Nine...

Of course, this version of the story was seen by Li Yun on the Internet, and its authenticity is not known for now.

But no matter what, if this world is really Uncle Jiu’s zombie world, then it would always be right to follow Taoist Simu to see Uncle Jiu!

As the saying goes, there are tens of thousands of zombies cultivating immortality, and half of them are Uncle Jiu’s disciples.

As the famous chief of the Novice Village in all the heavens and worlds, Uncle Jiu is often visited by major time travelers.

If there are time travelers in this world, they will most likely seek Uncle Jiu as their apprentice.

This is also the reason why Li Yun followed Taoist Simu to Renjiazhuang.

"I just don't know what part of the story this world has reached..."

While thinking this, Li Yun followed Taoist Simu and the nine zombies.

The timeline and location of Uncle Jiu's zombie series of movies are quite confusing. Sometimes it is the Republic of China period, and sometimes it becomes the Qing Dynasty. However, this world has been confirmed to be the Republic of China period, and it is unknown whether the plots of the Qing Dynasty will be staged again.

"From dust to dust, from ashes to ashes, life is so hard~"

"Zombie, zombie, follow me and return to my hometown and hell soon~"

The melodious voice of Taoist Simu came from the front, waking Li Yun from his thoughts.

I have to say, it is indeed a bit unlucky to follow zombies...

Li Yun was very upset, but he could only patiently follow Taoist Simu.

After walking about three or five miles, a fairly prosperous town appeared in front of Li Yun.

There is no doubt that this should be the Renjiazhuang mentioned by Taoist Simu!

Renjiazhuang was originally a village, but the village chief treasurer went to the provincial capital and did business there, which became more and more prosperous. Later, due to turbulent times, the rich man Ren had to return to his hometown with a large sum of money to seek refuge. He used the money to buy large tracts of land, build markets, and open up trade routes, which made Renjiazhuang bigger and bigger.

Today, Renjiazhuang has developed into a prosperous town.

But because of the actions and influence of the rich man Ren, everyone still calls this place Renjiazhuang.

Looking at the human town appearing ahead, Taoist Simu showed a look of delight on his face.

He controlled the nine zombies to stop, turned around and trotted to Li Yun, pointing to the town ahead and said, "Look, Renjia Village is ahead. I still need to take the zombies to the charity village opened by my senior brother to rest, so it is inconvenient for me to lead the way with you."

"Go into the village and find an inn that's still open to rest!"

After saying this, Taoist Simu turned around and was about to leave.

Li Yun called him in time, his face straightened, and he said, "Thank you, Taoist priest, for leading the way for me!"

Taoist Simu pulled his lips and said helplessly: "Meeting is fate, it's just a small favor, no need to be polite, as long as you stay away from my zombies and don't let my business go to waste, I will be satisfied - eh?"

Before he finished speaking, Taoist Simu changed the subject in a long tone, and his eyes widened behind his glasses.

The reason why he became like this was entirely because of the ten glittering silver dollars that Li Yun took out from his arms...

In order to enable the time and space travelers to quickly integrate into the universe, the Alliance has a special currency exchange service for the time and space travelers.

Whether it is US dollars, British pounds, euros, RMB, Bitcoin, or gold coins, silver coins, oceans, copper coins...

As long as it exists in the universe, the Alliance can imitate it, and it is guaranteed to be authentic and there will be no misprints.

Li Yun knew that this world was during the Republic of China period, so he exchanged a large amount of dollars before coming here.

Looking at the silver coins shining in the moonlight, Taoist Simu swallowed his saliva and said with a wry smile, "Brother, what are you doing?"

Li Yun stretched out his hand and said with a serious face: "Master, your help is a favor to me. I always repay a favor. Master, please accept these gifts as a reward for leading me on the way."

"How can this be so embarrassing..."

Although Taoist Simu said this, his hands had already stretched out unconsciously.

After taking the ocean and feeling its heavy texture, Taoist Simu couldn't help but chuckle.

I didn't expect that this business would bring me unexpected gains.

It turns out that good people are rewarded in this world!

Taoist Simu was grateful for the gifts from his ancestors and God in his heart, and the more he looked at Li Yun, the more he liked him.

After a little hesitation, Taoist Simu extended a warm invitation to Li Yun.

"Brother, it's getting late. Most of the inns and hotels in the town are closed. Why don't you come with me to see my senior brother? My senior brother has opened a charity house, and there are quite a few vacant rooms in the house. What do you think..."

Li Yun hesitated and said, "This... is not good. It's so late. Will it disturb the Taoist priest's brothers?"

Taoist Simu smiled and said, "Hey, you don't have to worry about this. My senior brother is also a night owl, and I informed him early in the morning. He knew that I might arrive tonight. At this time, he must be practicing and will definitely not sleep!"

Li Yun was still a little hesitant, but under the enthusiastic invitation of Taoist Simu, he had to reluctantly agree.

Taoist Simu showed a look of joy, and confirmed again and again that Li Yun would really go with him. Then he hurried to the front of the team, rang the magic bell, and led the nine clients towards the direction of his senior brother's charity cemetery.

While walking, Li Yun couldn't help but feel emotional when he saw Taoist Simu who looked back at him from time to time.

Money can drive away ghosts, wealth can communicate with gods, the ancients were right!


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