Just like that, with his face red and in a daze, Zhou Tianyi followed the girl down the mountain amid her pleadings.
On the other side, since Lin Zhongtian had not returned to the Taoist temple for a long time, the middle-aged Taoist priest in the temple finally came to him.
Seeing Lin Zhongtian splitting the spiritual wood, roasting the crane with Dan fire, and eating it with his mouth full of oil, the middle-aged Taoist priest couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, as if he had not expected such a situation to happen.
But soon, he came to his senses, his eyes widened with anger, and walked towards Lin Zhongtian angrily, raising his arms.
"You little bastard—"
“Bang!”
Before he finished speaking, there was a loud explosion in the air.
The middle-aged Taoist priest who had just raised his arm and was about to slap Lin Zhongtian on the back of the head suddenly flew backwards, like a cannonball, and shot towards the forest full of spiritual energy behind him.
Along the way, the middle-aged Taoist priest broke many spiritual trees and finally crashed into a thick tree that several people could hug.
The middle-aged Taoist priest's limbs were twisted and embedded in the tree trunk. His eyes were wide open, blood was flowing from the corners of his mouth, and his arms were raised tremblingly, pointing at Lin Zhongtian in front of him with some anger.
"Bully... bully the teacher... destroy..."
Before he finished speaking, the middle-aged Taoist head tilted, and just stared with his eyes wide open, he disintegrated into countless spiritual energy.
Lin Zhongtian glanced at him and said disdainfully: "With your level, you still want to sneak attack me, you'll have to practice for another 1,800 years!"
North Sea Sword Master: "..."
Liu Ruoqin: “…”
After dealing with the uninvited guest who appeared out of nowhere, Lin Zhongtian turned his attention back to the crane meat in front of him, intending to make an effort to finish all the remaining barbecue.
At this moment, spiritual energy gathered from all directions and condensed into the shape of the middle-aged Taoist priest.
But this time, the middle-aged Taoist priest's personality seemed to have changed 180 degrees.
He came to Lin Zhongtian with a smile, looking at the crane that exuded the aroma of barbecue with shining eyes.
"My dear disciple, why didn't you call the master when you cooked for me? Don't you know that the master likes to eat crane meat the most?"
...quite smart.
Lin Zhongtian glanced at the middle-aged Taoist priest in surprise, thought for a moment, and cut a piece of meat from the crane.
The middle-aged Taoist priest swallowed his saliva and happily stretched out his hand, wanting to take the piece of barbecue.
But Lin Zhongtian did not hand him the barbecue as he had imagined. Instead, he took the barbecue and turned it around, passing in front of the middle-aged Taoist priest and even under his nose, and then stuffed it into his own mouth.
"Mmm, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, the best taste in the world!"
Lin Zhongtian showed admiration on his face. While chewing, he admired the wonderful expression on the middle-aged Taoist priest's face.
The middle-aged Taoist priest's face turned pale, but he finally smiled and said awkwardly, "My dear disciple, how long will you continue to eat?"
While eating barbecue, Lin Zhongtian said leisurely: "That depends on how many cranes there are on this mountain..."
As soon as he finished speaking, the incessant sound of cranes' cries that had been heard in the misty fairy mountain suddenly disappeared without a trace.
Not only that, the crane meat in front of him seemed to become easily soluble in fire, and in the blink of an eye only a skeleton was left.
Seeing this scene, Lin Zhongtian's face turned dark and he couldn't help but turn his head and glare at the middle-aged Taoist priest.
"What do you want?"
The middle-aged Taoist priest kept his expression unchanged and said with a smile: "My good disciple, it is like this. The Lijia Village at the foot of the mountain has been haunted recently. The village chief, Old Man Li, was entrusted by dozens of villagers in Lijia Village to send his daughter to Baiyun Temple for help."
"Master, I have taken a look and found that the money raised by Lijia Village is quite a lot. The village chief's daughter, Li Yan'er, is even more beautiful. If you come forward, you can not only earn a lot of money for our Baiyun Temple, but you may also be able to marry her."
"How about it, are you interested?"
The middle-aged Taoist priest winked and spoke in a very ** way.
But Lin Zhongtian shook his head without hesitation: "Not interested."
The middle-aged Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, then he said with determination: "That's a hundred taels of gold and a peerless beauty!"
Lin Zhongtian was surprised and asked, "What, a hundred taels of gold?"
"How can a remote mountain village with only a few dozen households gather a hundred taels of gold?"
"Old man, are you kidding me?"
The middle-aged Taoist priest's face turned dark, and just as he was about to continue persuading, a clear and pleasant voice came from the mountain.
"Master Baiyun, Master Baiyun, I finally found you!"
Lin Zhongtian and Taoist Baiyun looked over when they heard the sound, and saw a beautiful girl running towards them, panting.
Perhaps her clothes were torn by branches while she was running, and the beautiful girl's clothes were a little torn, with her bright white hair leaking out from the irregular cracks in her clothes.
Coupled with her overly plump figure, the undulating mountains as she ran were a feast for the eyes for Lin Zhongtian and Taoist Baiyun.
When she was about to run to the two people, a piece of firewood appeared on the ground and happened to trip the girl who was running towards her.
The girl tripped and screamed, then unconsciously opened her arms and rushed towards Lin Zhongtian who was sitting on the ground.
From Lin Zhongtian's perspective, he could see the buttons that were pushed apart by the mountains, and large areas of white skin in between the buttons.
If she didn't dodge, the girl would definitely pounce on Lin Zhongtian, and there was a high probability that she would be hit by the legendary "brain pad wave".
Lin Zhongtian looked surprised.
Is this the way you test your cadres?
Which cadre can withstand this?
The sky in the forest can hold up.
He just moved three feet to the side without making any sound.
The girl who was supposed to throw herself on him could only throw herself into the stream in front of her with a scream.
“Hua La La—”
Water splashed everywhere, the girl's clothes were soaked, and her hair was wet, forming strands that stuck to her skin as white as mutton-fat jade.
"Wow, there are also wet **, there are many tricks!"
"It seems that this Beihai Sword Master is not a serious person..."
Lin Zhongtian muttered a few words in a low voice, and Liu Ruoqin outside the water curtain nodded repeatedly, and her liking for Lin Zhongtian increased a little.
Beihai Sword Master's face darkened, and he muttered secretly, "I just don't believe it. Can you, a Jindan stage cultivator, really see through the world and completely cut off all emotions and desires?"
“Hua La La—”
"Master, save me, save me, I can't swim!"
The girl who fell into the water struggled in fear, and her violent movements caused her private parts to be constantly exposed.
While admiring the girl's embarrassed posture, Lin Zhongtian said with a smile: "Don't be nervous, I think your movements are quite standard. If you drink more water, you will probably be able to learn it."
"Besides, this stream is full of spiritual energy. Drinking more will be good for your health."
"Come on, I'm rooting for you!"
Beihai Sword Master & Liu Ruoqin: "..."
Taoist Baiyun glared at Lin Zhongtian.
"Still making sarcastic remarks, what did your teacher teach you?"
"Saving a life is better than building a seven-story pagoda!"
"Why don't you hurry down and rescue them?"
Lin Zhongtian looked at Taoist Master Baiyun in surprise: "Aren't you a Taoist priest? Why are you teaching me Buddhist scriptures?"
Taoist Master Baiyun laughed angrily: "Is this important? What's important is that someone fell into the water!"
Lin Zhongtian said slowly: "Why panic? The stream is only three feet high, not even up to her belly button..."
Hardly had he uttered the words when the stream upstream suddenly became turbulent, with a raging torrent rushing down from the mountain.
Seeing this scene, the girl in the water suddenly became even more frightened, and hurriedly looked at Lin Zhongtian pleadingly with her big, clear eyes like a deer.
Seeing this, Lin Zhongtian was immediately overjoyed: "Oh, your words are as effective as your actions. It seems that my magic power has improved a lot!"
Of course, no matter how much fun they had, Lin Zhongtian couldn't just sit there and watch as he saw the torrent about to wash the girl away.
Now he has realized that this illusion has its own main storyline.
Taoist Master Baiyun and the beautiful village girl in front of him are both important plot characters. The former is his 'master', that is, the guiding NPC, and the latter is an important plot NPC, who may even be a conquerable character.
As an old RPG player, Lin Zhongtian would naturally not let important characters die in front of him.
He took out a white porcelain bottle from his arms, pulled out the cork, and pointed the bottle mouth towards the rapids.
In an instant, a terrifying suction force suddenly emerged, sucking in all the stream water rushing towards the girl.
"It's actually a magic weapon that stores spiritual water from heaven and earth!"
Beihai Sword Master showed surprise on his face, thinking that this guy really had a lot of treasures on him.
In fact, this was indeed the case. Lin Zhongtian robbed dozens of Fuhai Sect's Divine Transformation cultivators.
He had nothing else on him except for numerous spirit stones and various magical weapons.
Gradually, Beihai Sword Master's expression changed, and more and more black lines appeared on his face.
The reason was very simple. The illusion wanted Lin Zhongtian to dive into the water to save the girl, but Lin Zhongtian refused. He used a magic weapon to control the stream and refused to go down to contact the girl himself.
Such behavior caused the illusion to continuously generate streams upstream and rush downstream.
And these streams are all spiritual waters containing spiritual energy. They are generated endlessly like this, and their consumption is enormous.
According to the calculations of the Sword Master of the North Sea, in the near future, the power consumed in generating the spiritual water alone would be enough to shake the foundation of the illusion.
"What level of magic weapon is this? How can it be so powerful?!"
Beihai Sword Master couldn't help but complain out loud, and then he quietly took action to fix the bug that Lin Zhongtian had accidentally gotten stuck on.
Finally, the illusion no longer generated spiritual water. All the stream water coming from the upstream, including the stream water from the downstream, was taken away by Lin Zhongtian.
Lin Zhongtian put away the porcelain bottle with satisfaction, looked at the confused girl sitting on the riverbed and said, "Okay, you can walk ashore now!"
"……oh oh!"
The girl quickly got up from the river and walked to Lin Zhongtian.
It's just that she might have walked a little too close, so Lin Zhongtian could smell her body fragrance.
Lin Zhongtian took a step back calmly: "Girl, please respect yourself."
The girl's face turned red, and she seemed to have just noticed that she was wet. She immediately covered her chest with her white jade arms and thanked him shyly.
"...Thank you, young Taoist priest!"
Lin Zhongtian glanced at the girl's breasts that were more prominent due to the pressure from her arms, and shook his head, saying, "No need to thank me. If you want to thank someone, thank Beihai Sword Master!"
North Sea Sword Master: "..."