Chapter 157: Assault on a Police Officer
Shanhu was still talking about the customs and habits of the Quanxian Kingdom: "Because there is no water in the Quanxian Kingdom, the entire city is covered by a barrier, and the environment is the same as on land, except that there are no sun, moon, stars, and no flowers, plants, or trees like on land. However, mushrooms do grow, so the most distinctive delicacy of our Quanxian tribe is salmon mushroom soup, and the most authentic one is to fry the meat of the Ice Sea black whale in oil, and then use that oil to stew the soup. It's delicious!"
One player habitually questioned: "Even if there is no water on the seabed, the soil is full of salt, right? How can mushrooms grow here? What kind of mushrooms are so tenacious!"
"If there had been no water, the soil might have been fertilized by now!"
There are also greedy girls who only want to eat: "Wow! I really want to try it! I haven't eaten whales yet! Is the black whale delicious? How do you eat it?"
"Wait, isn't this salmon and mushroom soup?"
"Hey! Everyone has had mushroom soup, but how many people have eaten whale meat?"
"I've eaten it before, in a place where people live a good life. It's fishy and fatty, and they even eat it raw. It's disgusting!"
"But isn't it internationally prohibited to hunt and eat whales?"
"Really? I don't know! Don't blame me! I just saw it was for sale so I tried it! I don't know!"
"Hey! Just live a normal life! Since they are normal, it's normal for them to do something immoral!"
Of course, more players are concerned about the fact that there is no water in the royal city of the Quanxian tribe, a mermaid race that lives in the sea!
"Isn't Quanxian King's City at the bottom of the sea?!"
"The royal city where the mermaids live actually has no sea water!?"
"Wait a minute, my CPU is burning..."
"Then how do you walk? Do you all walk like you do now, by conjuring up two legs?"
"Then why not just evolve into two legs?"
"You're just kidding! Use your brain! Two legs can't swim as hard as a fish tail!"
"I'm not a fish, how would I know? Besides, didn't they say there's no water in the royal city?"
"That's just the Royal City. Not all mermen are in the Royal City! Isn't this big brother staying here?"
"Stop arguing, can't you just walk on your tail? Like a snake?"
"Or bugs?"
"Good fellow! A 'Cricket Pupa', huh?"
"Fuck the 'Cricket Pupa', I'm dying of laughter. Fatty Chen would applaud if he saw you!"
"Wow, stop talking, I already have a picture, it's too funny!"
Shanhu had already accepted and habitually ignored the strange and sometimes offensive remarks made by the players in the past hour. He patiently explained to the player who asked a polite question at the beginning, "We, the Quanxian tribe, have been able to sense spirits since our birth... It's probably just like you human cultivators draw qi into your bodies, so the Quanxian tribe are also born with the ability to fly."
"Wow! So you mean to say that you all fly around the royal city with fish tails?"
This made Coral a little intolerable, but he still said in a good-tempered manner: "It seems to be true... But why is it called a fish tail? It should be a shark tail..."
Zhao Qing was very sensitive to Shanhu's displeasure, and quickly made an emergency public relations statement, interrupting: "I'm sorry, we don't have the Quanxian tribe on Blue Star, so we have never seen it. We have only seen fish tails like this, so we are used to calling it a fish tail!" Shanhu was immediately relieved: "I see..."
Bai Chenxue asked very stupidly: "Shanhu Shanhu, since you can just drag the fish...shark tail to fly, why did you need to transform into two legs?"
Shen Yun added angrily, "And he has thick leg hair!"
Shanhu said awkwardly: "I thought this would help me adapt to the local customs..."
One player shouted, "No, no, no! We in the Taiyin Sect are very tolerant! We accept all forms of intelligent races... uh, except cockroaches!"
"Except for mosquitoes!"
“Not even flies!”
"It's not even okay if it's a bug! Although in theory we shouldn't discriminate against intelligent life, I really can't accept the bug form!"
"You're just kidding. I see you're having a lot of fun licking the butterfly girl at the community service center!"
"How can it be the same?"
"They are all bugs, but you favor one over the other. Ugh! Double standards dog!"
Although Zhao Qing was ordered to do "public relations", she was essentially a "player" and not a professional diplomat of the Flower Planting Family. So, although she knew in her heart that this might not be appropriate, she still made a small calculation in her heart and half-truthfully added fuel to the fire, saying: "I'm ashamed, mainly because everyone has never seen what the tail of the Quanxian tribe looks like, so they are quite curious..."
Even the mountain civet cat police officer who was squatting on the side and slacking off said, "That's right! The Taiyin Sect disciples really like to see the prototypes of monks of different races and followers. It's so strange!"
As soon as Officer Civet Cat finished speaking, a voice of a clasp sounded at the side: "Hey! Chief Mimi! Can I touch your paws? Just once! Just once!"
"No! It's considered assaulting a police officer!"
The mountain civet cat officer refused as usual! He took out the magic weapon from his waist and deducted a point from the player's favorability.
The player immediately wailed: "Wow wow wow, I was wrong! Sheriff Mimi, please don't deduct my favorability!"
Then, the civet cat officer licked his paw modestly and said, "Look, it's like this, very strange!"
One player patted his chest and said, "We promise to just watch and never take action!"
"If you want to, you can kill them! This is considered self-defense and is not against the law!" Officer Civet Cat said. Without waiting for Coral, whose pupils had dilated due to fear, to ask further questions, he added: "Most of the disciples of the Taiyin Sect will not die anyway! But be careful not to accidentally hurt the monks who are not disciples of the Taiyin Sect. Those humans are quite fragile. If they are killed, they will die!"
Some players murmured: "Why does this sound so weird..."
Shanhu asked blankly, "The disciples of Taiyin Sect will not die? Why is that?"
Officer Civet Cat said, "Because they are all using puppets to practice, their real bodies are all in the Blue Star Realm and cannot come here, so even if the puppets are destroyed, they can be repaired and used again!"
"Use... puppets... to practice?" Shanhu was more and more confused. "But if I use puppets to practice, won't all the cultivation gained from practice be concentrated on the puppet? It is impossible for it to be concentrated on the main body unless it is in the Spiritual Transformation Stage!"
“They can’t practice cultivation anyway!”
The long whiskers of the mountain civet police officer trembled slightly in the breeze. He folded his two paws in front of him, sat in a very dignified posture, and spoke in an extremely calm voice: "It's very pitiful. His life span is only hundreds of years. No matter how hard he struggles, he will never become an immortal, let alone attain enlightenment. His life span will always be only a hundred years."
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