Chapter 208: Eighty Tears of the Wilderness Mission
"people!"
The civet cat police officer took graceful small steps, lightly walking through the ground covered with fallen leaves and broken branches, and came in front of a confused player.
It sat down in front of the player with the ID [Eighty Tears Jungler], licked its paws, and asked, "Man, I have a quest, do you want to take it?"
The player was a little unresponsive: "Ren, mission!?"
"If you don't want to answer, forget it!"
Officer Civet Cat stood up and seemed ready to leave.
Unexpectedly, the player seemed to have just realized what was happening. He fell to his knees with a plop, then leaned in front of Officer Civet Cat's face and shouted with his voice raised at least an octave: "Think about it! Go, go, go! Let me experience the pleasure of being the emperor of Europe, please!"
The mountain civet police officer jumped back two steps cautiously, and distanced himself from the player. After hesitating for a moment, he still did not walk away. He squatted down again, trembling his ears, and said, "I want to give it a name, but I don't know what name to give it. I know you can discuss it on the 'network' of the Blue Star Realm, so please help me ask and see if there are any good names!
"As a reward, I will give you a piece of thousand-year-old Yin Iron Bamboo, which is an excellent material for refining equipment and casting weapons."
[Eighty Tears Jungler] nodded excitedly, slapping the ground so hard that it made a loud noise, and said, "No problem! I promise to complete the task!"
Seeing that the other party seemed really excited and willing, Officer Civet Cat nodded with satisfaction: "Well, when you ask, come find me again. I'll be waiting for you on the biggest tree next to Chang'an Night Market."
After saying that, without waiting for the player to reply, it jumped up and disappeared into the bushes.
[Eighty Tears in the Jungle] He stood there in a daze for a long time and found that there was no task displayed in his task bar. He almost thought he was hallucinating!
Fortunately, the NPC recent chat record contained the complete conversation, so he quickly took a screenshot and saved it, then ran back to the sect's free "corpse storage" bunk bed, and logged off - he didn't even have time to pick a bed! A few minutes later, a player who was also about to log off was tripped by [Eighty Tears Jungler] and almost fell down. He was so angry that he cursed: "Fuck! Who is this person who is so immoral! Why is he logging off at the door? Isn't this deliberately tripping me up!"
Then he kicked [Eighty Tears Jungler] to the corner of the wall, clearing the ground at the door, and controlled the force to kick him twice more to vent his anger - if he kicked harder, it would be easy to be judged as a malicious attack, and his name would be red, which would not be worth the loss! [Eighty Tears Jungler], who had already gone offline, was unaware of these things. He was excitedly opening the forum, cutting and formatting various screenshots, and posted three posts in a row.
The first one to be posted was "Brothers, I've turned into a European Emperor", which was manually pinned to the top by netizens as soon as it was published.
“This post is also known as: “How do you know that Sheriff Mimi has approached me and given me a mission?”
This post is also titled: "That's right! I am the hot man designated by Sheriff Mimi!"
The post begins with a screenshot of a game in which a civet cat police officer is sitting upright, a few very provocative words, and a screenshot of the in-game NPC chat record.
I didn’t expect that as soon as I posted it, the second floor of the post was immediately occupied——
"Quickly plow and stay awake at night!"
By the time [Eighty Tearful Jungler] finished posting the follow-up, the post already had 99+ views.
“My first encounter with Sheriff Mimi was on a sunny day. It came towards me very firmly and chose me without hesitation!
“You must have been confused by Brother Shuai!
"Then, it gave me a mission! Although it's a hidden private mission that's not displayed in the taskbar, it's Sheriff Mimi's mission!
"Of course, this task requires everyone to participate. For specific tasks, please jump to this post [hyperlink]," "As for why I have to post several more posts...
"Brother, can't I show off?"
The post was not long, but contained a lot of pictures, mainly "beautiful photos" of the civet cat police officer in various poses, and screenshots of NPC chat records in which he wanted to post every sentence three times.
Netizens turned into sour lemons and attacked the poster one after another:
"Get out of the way, I'm really mad lately, I'm here to wake him up!" "Draw your sword, love rival! Are you worthy of being Sheriff Mimi!?"
There are also people who keep talking nonsense——
"If it really doesn't work, it's more important for you three to live a good life!"
"Go back upstairs, there are two people and a demon!"
"If we get divorced, who will Mimi be with?"
"Follow me, thank you. We are already together and living happily!"
In addition, more netizens, especially players, are curious about this matter.
"Isn't Sheriff Mimi super cool? I remember he never lets anyone touch him!"
"That's right! In the past, a player was so careless that he was killed and sent back to the small black room. His favorability was also deducted to -100. As a result, Sheriff Mimi blushes and shows his claws when he sees that player now. The boss is very happy!"
"Hey, I remember that too! The portal is here, and the post is still there! [Hyperlink]"
"Sheriff Mimi can actually issue missions! Such a niche text!"
Some netizens also raised a soul-searching question: "Wait, doesn't this task require you to give it a name? Why do you call it Mimi?"
"Ahem, well... because its name is Sangbiao, so we call it Mimi!"
"Don't believe in rumors, don't spread rumors, it's clearly called a punishment!"
"Punishment, punishment? Why did he call you Mimi?"
However, apart from the jokes, some netizens gave serious answers: "It's mainly because it has no name, and I don't know if it's a bug in the data card, but it directly says raccoon cat, and the species is raccoon cat demon. Not only is it hard to pronounce, but it doesn't sound like a name at all, so everyone just calls it 'Mimi'!"
"That's right. I propose that the candidate list is as follows: Killing Knife, Stealing Bone, Judgment of Prison, Punishing Blade, Duchen..."
“Help me, hahahahahahahaha, I can’t stop laughing. What kind of list of male protagonists in old romance novels is this? Hahahahahahahaha…”
"You went to Mingjiao to purchase goods, right?"
"Nonsense! The goods were clearly imported from Baling!"
Of course, the most popular suggestions are still various names.
In addition to deliberately funny names such as "Sang Biao" and "Fa Zui", there are also many normal suggestions, such as "Xino", "Jinpo", "Li Jiangjun", "Li Mingjing", and some that are obviously the names of their own cats, "Tangyuan" and "Xiao Yugan".
However, among all the random suggestions, Wang Ergou, who had the certification mark, said: "Don't name it like you would a pet cat. It's a real intelligent monster. Don't use the mentality of teasing it. If it gets angry, [Eighty Tears Jungler] might really shed tears!"
This was originally a very serious exhortation, but the effect... seems to be a bit counterproductive.
"Really? In that case, I'll vote for 'Mimi'! It doesn't matter if it's funny or not, the main thing is I want to see the poster shed tears!"
“Second!”
"+1"
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