Chapter 366 Brother, You Smell So Good
"Hurry up! There are too many NPCs this time! I heard that many people have died!"
In the team channel of Haoqi Changcun Sheyi, the person who was temporarily in charge of leading the team urged Xin Huadao.
An old player who knows that the characters and events in the game are all evolved by AI cursed: "That bastard planner has to wait until 10 pm to open the map?"
"I don't know why it's so late! I just don't know if I will be counted as prestige if I go there earlier to help..."
"Even if it doesn't increase your prestige, go over there and help in advance. I don't like dead people anyway, even if they are data people in the game..."
"I don't like it either, but think about it on the bright side. Even if it doesn't give me prestige, it will definitely increase my NPC favorability. The hidden benefits of this thing are too high! I bought a lot of fried chicken snacks and milk tea this time. Hehe, I will definitely be able to bring back a lot of little girls!"
"Orange warning! This game has very high morals, I'm telling you!"
"You are just imagining bullshit! It's normal for me to feel sorry for the child, okay? Didn't you see the screenshots the leader posted in the group? The NPCs there are almost turning into vampires! The child is as thin as a zombie! How can you bear it?"
"What kind of a nonsense are you describing!"
"Qiaodou Madai, people who have been hungry for a long time can't suddenly eat too greasy and nutritious food, right?"
"Shit! It seems so? But this is just a game, it shouldn't be designed with such details...right?"
"Then you can be more confident. This idiot planner not only refuses to plan the gameplay properly, but also wants to make all the details exactly the same as the real world!"
"Actually, I still doubt that we have traveled through time!"
"Brother, add me on WeChat. When you get old, I will sell you health products!"
"roll!"
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In the team channel, everyone was chatting and laughing, and soon gathered in front of the teleportation array of Wuwang City.
Although this limited-time battlefield event has specially put on sale [Great Power Spiritual Energy Pills] that can be exchanged for prestige and contribution in the sect merchants in order to help players teleport long distances, it is not available for purchase because the limited-time battlefield has not yet been opened.
Fortunately, people like Renxin Huadao, who have been teleported once, have experience.
I saw that Ren Xinhuadao was bloated with three layers inside and outside, and there was an unusually conspicuous peony flower on his head.
Amidst the laughter, Ren Xinhuadao walked out of the "Jingle Bells" sound with a numb look on his face - there was no other way, in order to gather enough blue energy for teleportation, he had too many accessories on his body, and his whole body looked like a Christmas tree covered with decorations. There was almost no idle space from head to toe, and even on his ears, he had two ear clips and several pairs of earrings, his earlobes were pulled red.
Guan Tang Bao rubbed his hands excitedly and said gloatingly: "Come on, come on! Nietzsche paid a lot of money privately to buy jewelry for you this time! We will definitely be able to teleport more people this time! Hehe!"
There were players around who deliberately dragged out their words and sighed in a tone of deep sorrow: "There are only zero and countless times of wearing women's clothing. It's obvious that Hua Dao has already gone to the sea!"
But after he finished saying it, he couldn't help but burst into laughter, so his acting skills were worrying.
The other players were no less eager. They had long heard that this mission was stuck because the teleportation array required too much mana, and that it was finally teleported after Ren Xinhuadao sacrificed himself and dressed as a woman. Now that they had finally watched it, they were all extremely excited, and the noise of cheering was endless. No matter whether they were talking in the team channel or face to face in the game, everyone kept on making dirty talk.
"Fuck! Bro, you smell so good!"
"Oh no, Hua Dao is going to turn a lot of tough guys gay today, hahaha!"
"From now on, you will become the most beautiful 0 in our Haoqi League?"
"What!? Why do you think there is still 1 in our Righteous Alliance!?"
"I! The last fiercest one of the Righteous Alliance!"
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Although there was a person named Xin Huadao who took drugs crazily and acted as a human spiritual power battery to help teleport players, he was the only one who had enough mana to use the teleportation array, so it still took a long time to send more than a hundred people over.
The teleportation array is a temporary one purchased from a sect merchant and installed in the open space next to the Nabahai tribe in Tiangui Mountain. It has a limited number of uses and its quality is average, but it is still cost-effective to use it temporarily for tasks.
In the group chat, Guan Tang Bao sorted out the subsidies for the players and asked, "We have all come here in groups. They are boiling water. Wang Zhucao even contributed her customized precious tripod to cook porridge. Once the NPCs have a bite and the human heart is restored, we can start teleporting! But is everything ready here? How many tribes have come?"
Nietzsche, who had been staying at Nabahai's side, shook his head and said, "I think it's still too early. No one has arrived yet. After all, most of them are ordinary people. They can't walk very fast. It's probably around 10 o'clock in the evening as scheduled by the game!"
Qichun, a turtle who rarely participated in this activity, interrupted and asked, "So what do you say? Send the people from Nabahai over first?"
Nietzsche said, "Dai Min and I both mean the same thing. Dai Min said that he can take care of all the people from other tribes by himself, so there is no problem in rescuing the people from Nabahai first!"
Because Turtle Qichun had never participated in the missions in the middle, he didn't know much about the plot. He only knew a few key characters. When he heard Nietzsche say this, he was a little surprised: "Wow! Is this guy so awesome?"
Finally, he no longer had to wear accessories and three layers of clothes. While taking off his clothes, he regained his energy and emphasized excitedly: "It's awesome! His big sword was whizzing and he killed the tribe leader with one move! It's awesome! It's like a sword fairy! I thought he was the sword god! He also said that he could teach me and the emperor if he had the chance!"
The turtle Qichun was envious: "Wow! I want to learn it too!"
Ren Xinhuadao was not optimistic: "You were so busy three times, I don't think you have time, right? I heard that this skill needs to be learned by yourself, not from a skill book!"
The turtle Qi Chun cursed out loud in disappointment: "Fuck! Why does the bastard planner always make things so troublesome!"
Guan Tang Bao had just finished counting the supplies, so he asked casually, "By the way, where was Haigui doing these past few days? Why haven't I seen him online? Hasn't he done his daily tasks in a few days?"
When the turtle Qichun mentioned this, he got angry: "Hey! Don't mention it! I'm going to catch a thief!"
Except for Ren Xinhua Dao, who had the best relationship with the turtle Qi Chun, everyone else was confused: "What!?"
Renxinhua explained, "A while ago he said that a 14-year-old kid stole a car and ran away to another province, and then their station sent him out to catch the criminal. He was out on a business trip for several days!"
"No, it's already 2020. How come there are still thieves?"
"Shouldn't the point be that the thief is supposed to be fourteen years old?"
"Oh yeah! Fourteen? Can he drive?"
Turtle Qichun said helplessly: "Although it is outrageous, it is indeed true. There is nothing I can do!"
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