Chapter 51 My Apprentice is an NPC
《Help! What should I do if my apprentice is an NPC! ? 》
The latest hot post on the game forum was not posted by Wang Ergou, but by a lucky player whose level was obviously a long-time lurker, which made many netizens feel fresh.
After all, I'm tired of watching the flying bamboo raft. There are only a few videos and screenshots over and over again, which is not exciting enough.
However, I heard that Lani is already prepared to use the high compensation given by Wang Ergou to manually rub the Flying Boat, and, in order to meet the perverted requests of netizens to be able to peek at the progress at all times, Lani even opened a live broadcast account to upload screen recordings of the manual rubbing process every day - the reason for posting screen recordings is mainly because the live broadcast function of the game has not been opened yet. What makes everyone most indignant is that even though the game has been criticized for a long time, the official officials of the game are like dead, with no movement.
But as soon as this post came out, Lani's hand-rubbing flying boat was immediately pushed down to the second place in popularity.
"As an undisputed floor-cleaning player in the entire server, I am posting this with great regret.
"I'm so stupid, really. I only knew that I couldn't tease the sect NPC, otherwise my favorability would be reduced. I didn't know that this game had hidden values, and I couldn't even talk nonsense.
“That day, my friend went online and started digging for spiritual herbs. When I came online, he had already filled a backpack with them. He asked me to go to Guangcheng Xianrenju in Taiping Town to sell them.
"I was very obedient, I listened to his every word, and I went. After I sold the spiritual herbs, I wanted to go back to the sect, but I saw an ugly little kid NPC on the road, so I had the idea of teasing him and asked him if he was willing to be my apprentice and go back to Taiyin Sect with me.
"He actually agreed. I didn't expect the NPCs in this game to be so smart. The kid actually took it seriously. But I was just kidding! I just made an appointment with him and left.
"Who would have thought that the NPC memory function in this game is so amazing? The kid waited for me for more than ten days! Everyone said I was shameless and heartless, and even lied to the kid, but I just thought it was just a game, what's the big deal...
"Then when the spiritual roots were tested, I became the only one in the entire server with five spiritual roots! Five spiritual roots! Even my mana recovery from meditation was slower than others! With this talent, even if Dian Niang played the protagonist, she could only be a useless protagonist!
"The big brother next door who has two spiritual roots said that he only stole a chicken and he got two spiritual roots. I cheated the little brother and he got five spiritual roots! What does this mean? Does it mean that the little brother is more valuable than the chicken? No! It means that you have to be very careful and cautious when dealing with all NPCs in this game!
"Fortunately, this game has a high degree of freedom. Brother Ergou came to me yesterday and said he wanted to try to let me go back to Brother Xiaohai to fulfill my promise and see if I could change my spiritual roots. How could I not cooperate? I don't want to mop the floor forever!
“After we found Brother Xiao, we took him in, and it did have some effect, but not much—for example, my mana recovery speed during meditation is now the same as other players’, but I still have five spiritual roots, and my mana bar is still short and weak!
"So brothers, there are thousands of ways to become immortals, but the first one is civilized morality - the lesson of blood and tears, brothers!
"Finally, I want to ask, how should I raise a 14-year-old illiterate child? How should I teach him in school? What teaching materials should I use? Urgent! Waiting online!"
The original poster's Xianglin Sao-style narrative post successfully turned the comment section into a large-scale funny scene of pressing down on Lu Xun's coffin, and there was almost no one who offered serious suggestions.
In addition to those netizens who were just looking for fun, some other netizens were shocked that they could play a development game in "Ten States Records" and they were all excited.
Until Wang Ergou followed the first floor: "To be honest, I am also very tempted to accept an NPC apprentice, but I tried it for an entire afternoon yesterday, and found that except for the kid accepted by Zhen Junzi, all the nearby NPCs have residual spiritual roots and are basically unable to practice! Moreover, as soon as I mention the keywords related to "accepting apprentices", a dialog box will pop up on my face, warning me that the NPC's qualifications are too poor to practice, and if I insist on doing so, I will be treated as a fraud. In serious cases, my game qualification will be cancelled and I will be permanently blocked... Well... Although I think this thing is set up very unreasonable, I didn't cheat money, so how can it be a fraud! But I won't hide it from you, I have been warned once, if it happens again, I may lose this game, so Ergou does not recommend that you learn from Zhen Junzi, that kid is just lucky!"
The article also includes several screenshots of Wang Ergou being warned, which is very convincing.
Following Wang Ergou, many netizens with very strange trains of thought commented: "So, the current situation is that Zhen Junzi player has the only pet and the only NPC follower and disciple in the entire server?"
"Well...how can this not be considered an adventure?"
"Don't tell me, who wouldn't be tempted by this adventure reward? Who wouldn't be confused?"
"If you're a kid three times, I'll hit you hard. If you're a kid two times, I'll just say 'Auntie loves you'. That's right, I'm a double standard guy!"
"But this kid's appearance is really too eye-catching..."
"Raise it! Isn't this a good opportunity to play with it? The OP, remember to treat the kid's illness, give him a bath, deworm him, and sterilize him... Sorry for the interruption..."
"Listen to me, feed the child first. Look how hungry this kid is!"
"Maybe she's just naturally thin!"
"OP, I suggest starting with Pinyin. The preschool Pinyin textbook my niece uses is very good!"
"Not really? You're fourteen and you still can't read?"
"Do you think the ancient times are modern? And people were literate? Two hundred years ago, the global literacy rate was less than 20%! Not to mention the ancient times when even countries didn't exist!"
"This is a fucking imaginary game! You're already cultivating immortality and you're talking to me about logic!?"
"Can't there be logic in cultivating immortals? Where did this saying come from? A quibbler reincarnated as a reincarnation?"
"Wait, stop arguing. If the OP adopts a kid, shouldn't he teach him how to cultivate immortality? But the OP is a player! How can he teach? You can't teach the kid which posture is the fastest to chop down a tree and then gain experience points to level up, right? That's a bit absurd..."
"The above poster, you guessed it right. You see, this post has exploded now, but the poster hasn't responded yet. That's because he is studying the "Qi Yin Jue" by himself in the sect's library! Because the system has warned him that if he doesn't provide proper guidance and education to the kid for more than a week, the poster will be "permanently killed" - anyway, the account will be invalidated, the genetic identity will be permanently blacklisted, and he will never be able to play this game again! Oh, you asked me how I knew this? Of course, it's because I was the one who asked him to sell the spiritual herbs! Alas, because of this, he even confiscated all my silver and spiritual stones, saying that it was to compensate him for his mental damages so that he could use them to support his apprentice. I really regret it..."
The curious netizens were all talking online: "Wow! The trigger brother showed up! They haven't broken up yet, they are definitely in love!"
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