Chapter 85: Those who argue with others will always be argued with
“Clang! Clang!”
“Zheng!”
The blade of the Miao Dao hit the tip of the spear, making a crisp metallic collision sound.
The long spear is a standard two-meter long pointed spear for competition, with a red tassel and a wooden pole, weighing less than two pounds, and is a long weapon for performance. The Miao Dao is a two-handed Qi family sword that is 1.4 meters long and weighs nearly three pounds. Although it is not sharpened, it looks cold and awe-inspiring.
The sword and spear collided for only a moment. After a few strikes, with a crisp "clang" sound, the spear was lifted up by the Miao Dao. A huge force came, and Han Yi had to lift the spear and step back a few steps to relieve the force.
However, the next moment, the Miao Dao chopped across Han Yi's chest. The huge impact force knocked him to the ground, and the Miao Dao that chopped him down was even just the back of the blade.
The victory or defeat was decided in the blink of an eye. Yun Ling, the owner of the Miao Dao, put the sword in front of his shoulder, freed his hands, clapped exaggeratedly, and praised with an extremely sincere expression: "Not bad, not bad, you lasted more than ten seconds this time, you have improved!"
Han Yi got up from the ground helplessly: "Senior Sister Yun, please stop laughing at me..."
Yun Ling had a lot of experience with the Zhaxin technique, so he said more sincerely, "Hey, I was really praising you sincerely! You've only been practicing for a few days! It's good that you can last two moves!"
Han Yi argued unconvincedly: "I think it must be because the two-handed sword restrains the spear. Maybe if you use a short weapon like the Emei Spear, I can hold on for a few more seconds!"
Yun Ling chuckled and asked with interest: "Why don't you try it?"
"Don't bully Xiao Han," Coach Ren couldn't stand it anymore and stopped Yun Ling. He turned to Han Yi and said earnestly, "Your sister Yun Ling won the short weapon category championship in the World Traditional Wushu Championships. If you ask her to play Emei thorn with you, that's like looking for death in the toilet!"
Han Yi was stunned when he heard this: "Oh my god, is this true?!"
Coach Ren asked back with a smile: "What do you think?"
"Your senior sister is still your senior sister after all!"
Yun Ling said, grinning, and skillfully took the spear from Han Yi's hand, and put it back on the weapon rack together with the Miao Dao, then turned around and said, "Let's go! Let's stop here for today and go to the cafeteria to eat. I still have to recite the lessons! Aren't you going to have classes in the game later?"
Han Yi had heard of this. He had heard many complaints from his seniors when he was eating in the cafeteria.
The so-called "memorization" is a course for the six groups of members led by Coach Ren, Taoist Master Chen and Coach Wang. I heard that it is to familiarize yourself with the cultivation methods and techniques in the game world in advance. The project team copied and summarized many basic cultivation contents, simplified them, and arranged them into the course. These are all required memorization books for the six groups of members. It's miserable.
Han Yi followed and chatted: "Senior Sister Yun, how many books do you want to memorize?"
Hearing this, Yun Ling's face suddenly fell, and his expression seemed to be very painful: "I have to memorize eight books! Eight books! My God, I didn't even work so hard in the college entrance examination!"
“Why are there so many!”
Yun Ling complained, "That's right! In addition to the basics related to drawing qi into the body, there are also those about the five elements. Even the geography of mountains and rivers and the introduction of sects need to be memorized! I am really impressed! I have been practicing martial arts since I was four years old, and I didn't memorize any martial arts secrets. Why is it so painful to cultivate immortality? I heard that there were more than 30 volumes of information before, and it was reduced to eight volumes due to everyone's joint protest - but eight volumes are not a small number!"
Han Yi comforted him, "There's no rush anyway. We don't know when the next quota will be released!"
Yun Ling said proudly: "That's right! So now I haven't memorized any of them, hehe!"
Han Yi: “…”
So what are you so proud of?
The two of them quickly walked into the cafeteria. It was lunchtime, and compared to how deserted it was when he first arrived, the cafeteria was now crowded almost every time lunchtime came. Aunt Wang said that they were planning to build a separate cafeteria.
He picked up a prepared lunch box and put two tea eggs on it as a snack. As soon as he sat down, Han Yi began to eat it voraciously.
"You look like you haven't eaten in your entire life!"
Yun Ling snorted and complained about Han Yi with disgust, then began to devour the lunch box as quickly as a hungry wolf.
"I get beaten up every day, which consumes so much energy. How can I survive without eating more?"
"Saying that you don't eat well doesn't mean you eat a lot! You don't eat as much as I do! You southerners are just lame!"
Han Yi rolled his eyes and said vaguely while eating: "You talk as if you are not from the south!" "That's different, I am a 'southern person who loves to eat', we are not the same species!"
As Yun Ling spoke, he took a big bite of the shiny braised pork and commented, "It tastes okay, but without the chili, it's not fragrant enough!"
"Who's a good person who puts chili in braised pork!?"
Yun Ling picked out the chili peppers from the stir-fry and put them into his mouth. He chewed them calmly and said confidently, "We put them in in S Province!"
"Hey! Senior Sister Yun! Old Han! You are here too!"
As the two were chatting, they heard Zhao Qing's voice. She put the rice noodle bowl on the table, sat next to Yun Ling, and gloated, "Senior Sister Yun was here today, so Old Han got beaten a lot, right?"
Han Yi said: "Don't be complacent, it will be your turn tomorrow!"
Zhao Qing spread her hands and said, "It doesn't matter! Normally I just need strength training, so I don't get beaten up!"
Yun Ling nodded: "That's true. The golden gourd hammer, especially the double hammer, is a blunt weapon. Basically, one force can defeat ten skills. The skills are just minor tricks. Even if I beat her ten times, it will be useless!"
"It doesn't matter! Being strong is only temporary, but being handsome is lifelong!" Han Yi consoled himself: "If you hold two big hammers, people will call you An Lushan or Cheng Yaojin, but if I hold a spear, people will say I have the demeanor of a dream god!"
"What? The Oneiroi can destroy the crystal without a line of troops, but can you fight against the Akahara Cave next door with just a spear?"
"No, this strength is not even on the same level, right?"
"Well, the only thing you and Oneiroi have in common is that you are both human."
Yun Ling sighed as if it was nothing. "Well, you two are arguing again!"
Before Han Yi could refute Zhao Qing, he was patted on the shoulder. The Jade Emperor put the lunch box on the table and greeted him, "Hey, Senior Sister Yun and Second Senior Sister are here too! They're chatting so lively!"
"Old Han just got beaten up and is doubting his life," Zhao Qing asked with a smile, "I haven't seen you all afternoon, where have you been?"
"Don't mention it! I was having a good time in class, but just now their professor suddenly called an emergency meeting, and Professor Xiao Wang, who taught me, actually dragged me into the meeting room! Is that something I can listen to!?" The Jade Emperor looked like he had gotten an advantage and winked at him, "Professor Xiao Wang is said to be from the physics group. Hey, do you know that they replicated two experiments in the game and calculated the gravitational constant and the speed of light, which are actually the same as those on Blue Planet!"
Zhao Qing and Yun Ling, two art students, looked at the Jade Emperor in bewilderment. The former even asked, "And then?"
"What do you mean by then? This means that the game world is very likely a parallel universe of our Blue Planet!"
"oh--"
The three of them suddenly realized what was going on. Zhao Qing even looked at the Jade Emperor with an expression that looked like he was a fool. "Isn't this certain? If the Ten Continents Records really exists, it certainly can't be in the same universe as ours - or in other words, it can't be under the same world rules! Haven't you ever tried to apply the theories and knowledge of cultivation in the game to reality?"
"Of course I tried it, but I can't cultivate immortality..."
"That's it! The rules of the world are different!"
"Your statement is too fantastical! It's not scientific at all! Maybe the reason why we can't cultivate immortality is because the human body structure is different?"
"The talisman's effect is not valid!"
"Without spiritual energy, of course I can't use the talisman!"
"The burning point of metal is also different from the boiling point of water!"
"Maybe it's not the same planet?"
Zhao Qing slapped the metal table with her hand, making a loud thumping sound. She angrily said, "You are trying to pick on me, aren't you?!"
"No, no, no, sister, please continue--"
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