Chapter Fifty: Not Afraid of Getting a Cold Butt
At this moment, Qin Haifeng, who was being discussed, was lying on the bed staring at Lin Baozhu. Qin Haifeng was gripping the thin blanket tightly with both hands, his face was flushed red, while Lin Baozhu was holding a medicine bottle and making cackling noises.
"I never expected your butt to be so perky with your clothes on, but even more so with them off. I've heard that the perkier a man's butt, the better he is in bed..."
Qin Haifeng realized what she was about to say, and struggled to cover her mouth with the thin blanket. However, in the struggle, the blanket slipped off the edge of the bed, exposing his shiny buttocks.
Revealed in front of Lin Baozhu...
"Little sister, I heard there was something in the village today..."
Suddenly, Lin Sanlang lifted the curtain and came in...
The three of them stared at each other, and at that moment, Lin Baozhu just wanted to sing: "The scariest thing is when the air suddenly goes quiet..."
Lin Baozhu coughed lightly, breaking the awkward silence: "Third Brother?? Why did you suddenly come back?"
Lin Sanlang stared wide-eyed, pointing at Qin Haifeng's exposed buttocks, and said to Lin Baozhu, "Baozhu, he's been gored by a wild boar. No matter how much you crave him, you wouldn't... force yourself on him at this time, would you?"
Lin Baozhu: ??? You bastard, forcing yourself on me? This just goes to show that her third brother's studies were really bad; even though his mother bought him a new schoolbag back then, he still wouldn't have graduated high school!!
Lin Baozhu jumped up and slapped him on the forehead: "Third brother, open your dog eyes and see clearly... I'm applying medicine! He was violated by a pig, so I have to apply medicine to him!" Although she couldn't help but slap him a couple of times while applying medicine to Qin Haifeng, it wasn't her fault. She just couldn't resist. He was so perky that even a light slap made him jiggle.
Lin Sanlang pulled her aside: "Little sister, I understand what you're thinking. Once he's healed, I'll put him in a sack and bring him over. There's no rush!"
Lin Baozhu: "???"
Do I need you to deliver it to me? With her strength...
Qin Haifeng lay on the bed, watching the two men standing furtively at the door. His injury was to his buttocks, not his ears, so he could hear them!
It seems that Lin Sanlang really is brainless...
No, could you two please cover me with the blanket while you're chatting? My butt is still sticking out!
Just then, a shadow suddenly appeared in front of him. He looked up and saw Lin Sanlang grinning with a mouthful of white teeth.
"Aren't you afraid of getting a cold backside? No matter how much you try to seduce my little sister, you're probably too weak to do anything about it right now!"
He picked up the thin blanket from the ground and covered the boy's buttocks with it. Then he said with a serious face, "Brother Qin, thank you for saving my mother today. From now on, treat this place as your own home. Don't leave until you're healed. Alright, you rest well. I'm going to skin the pig. Tonight, I'll chop up the hindquarters and make dumplings! You are what you eat. After this kid eats the hindquarters, his butt will definitely be bigger than a millstone! He'll be able to seduce any girl."
Qin Haifeng: ...
Is the topic of buttocks something we can't seem to get over?
Seeing Lin Sanlang leave, Lin Baozhu hurriedly put the medicine on the table and chased after him!
Mainly, she also has a sense of shame.
"Third Brother..."
Lin Sanlang stopped and asked with a puzzled look, "Third Brother, weren't you supposed to be working in the fields? I didn't see you when the wild boar came down the mountain. Where did you go? If it weren't for Qin Haifeng today, Mother would have been in danger."
Lin Sanlang avoided her gaze, muttering, "This... I went out of the village, I didn't expect the wild boars to come down the mountain."
Lin Baozhu's eyes were teasing: "Leaving the village? Third Brother, you wouldn't be going to see your future sister-in-law, would you?"
Lin Sanlang's cheeks flushed red as he scratched his head and chuckled, "It's not even close to being settled yet. Besides, even if she likes me, she might not be willing to marry me. Cough, little sister, you take a break. My little sister is amazing. She took down four pigs by herself. I don't know how many people would envy her if word got out."
Upon hearing this, Lin Baozhu stopped the conversation and said seriously, "When the wild boars came down the mountain today, they first attacked our mother and the people in the cowshed. Then three wild boars ran to our house. I saw a dead baby wild boar by the outhouse..."
Lin Sanlang's hand holding the knife paused, and his voice involuntarily rose two decibels: "Someone is trying to harm our family. Killing the big wild boar wouldn't be a problem, but if we kill the wild boar piglets, they'll come looking for us like madmen, following the scent. Our family only has a grudge against the Bi family. Do you think it could be them..."
“That weakling Bi Yuntao, would he dare to go into the mountains to hunt pigs? Most of the piglets will stay in their dens, guarded by sows. Without absolute strength, you can't catch them. I have a feeling things aren't that simple. Be careful when you go to the black market these days…”
Lin Sanlang waved his hand and said, "From now on, I'll go to the black market at night and work in the fields during the day. We can't leave all the housework to our mother alone."
Are there still people at the black market at night?
Lin Sanlang leaned closer and whispered, "Little sister, actually, the black market in town isn't just in that alley. The real big market is in the woods on the outskirts. It opens every five days. That place is well-connected, and most importantly, it's a big market. You can find buyers for things that you can't sell there. Those hot items you brought in can be sold out in less than one night."
Upon hearing this, Lin Baozhu looked at him with surprise and praised, "Third Brother is amazing! You've found out so much information in just one day!"
Lin Sanlang scratched his head: "How could I have that ability? It was all my second brother who told me. My second brother hasn't been in town for nothing all these years. He has a lot of connections! He's very capable."
Lin Baozhu gave a soft "hmm" and said, "I'll go with you when you go, and see what's going on."
"Yes, I feel at ease taking you with me."
My younger sister is smarter than him; when something happens, listening to a smart person is definitely the right thing to do.
At this moment, Lin's mother, like a victorious rooster, led her two children back triumphantly.
“Daughter, I’ve brought the village doctor with me. Let him take a good look at Qin boy, so he doesn’t hurt anything vital.”
"Mother, I've already applied the medicine to him."
Upon hearing this, Lin's mother subtly pulled her aside: "Daughter, you applied the medicine? Then you saw everything, didn't you?"
"Hehehehe..."
Seeing Lin Baozhu's lewd smile, Lin's mother felt as if the sky had fallen. How could her well-behaved daughter have turned into this after only two days out with her third son?
Thinking of this, she quickly walked up to Lin Sanlang and kicked him hard in the butt: "Lin Sanlang, how did you raise your sister? You've corrupted your good sister."
Lin Sanlang paused in his hand as he peeled the pig. Looking at his mother's furious expression, he asked, somewhat bewildered, "Mom, what's wrong with my little sister? She's perfectly fine, without missing any limbs!"
"You bastard, you're even cursing your little sister now! Don't take her with you when you go out in the future."
Seeing her mother's irritability, Lin Baozhu scratched her head. She really had misspoke. But her third brother was thick-skinned, so if she hit her third brother, she couldn't hit her.
Qin Haifeng lay on the bed, listening to the lively sounds outside the courtyard. He craned his neck to look out, unable to suppress the smile on his lips. No wonder this girl was always smiling; she was full of energy, like an inexhaustible sun. It made his heart want to get a little closer, and even closer.
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