Li Huan strode out of the cabin and was met with a thick fog.
Visibility was less than 30 meters.
This situation is just right.
Because you can vaguely see the other person, but you can't see the details clearly.
Li Huan stood behind the electric tricycle and waved his hand to give the order.
"Beat the drums! Shout your wares!"
The soldiers beat the war drums with all their might and shouted in unison.
"Boxed lunches for sale! Boxed lunches for sale! Delicious boxed lunches!"
"That scoundrel Cao has a craving for food, come and buy some boxed lunches!"
Upon hearing this, Sun Shangxiang giggled.
Lu Su chuckled: "Mr. Kongming, was this your idea?"
Zhuge Liang shook his head: "This was Huan's idea, to lure Cao Cao out."
Lu Su asked, "If Cao Cao sends troops to besiege us, how should we respond?"
Zhuge Liang comforted him, saying, "Zijing, don't be afraid. At this moment, the fog is thick, and Cao Cao can't see the situation clearly. How dare he send out troops rashly?"
The soldiers continued shouting with all their might, their voices echoing across the river and reaching Cao Cao's camp.
Soon, Cao Cao learned of the news and immediately led his soldiers to the riverbank and boarded the chained warships.
Cao Cao's thick eyebrows furrowed as he stared intently.
A few dozen meters ahead on the boat, there was a red electric tricycle and a person.
Cao Cao recognized the electric tricycle and was immediately enraged, shouting angrily at it.
"You are Li Huan!"
“It is indeed I!” Li Huan answered loudly. “Cao Cao, how have you been?”
Although he couldn't see Li Huan's face clearly, Cao Cao recognized the familiar voice and was certain it was Li Huan!
"You treacherous villain, you swindler and cheat, stealing three hundred taels of gold from me and even saving the villain Hua Tuo!"
"That person holding the feather fan was no ordinary vendor; he was none other than Zhuge Liang, the Crouching Dragon and Liu Bei's strategist!"
"You two set up a stall selling boxed lunches in Xudu, setting a trap to deceive me. You are utterly despicable!"
As Cao Cao cursed, he drew his long sword, wishing he could stab Li Huan to death in one swift motion.
"Hahaha..." Li Huan laughed loudly, "Like Jiang Taigong fishing, those who are willing will take the bait. I didn't force you to buy a boxed lunch!"
"What's more, after you finished your delicious boxed lunch, your headache was gone, and you felt refreshed!"
"As for Hua Tuo, you damn well refused to perform brain surgery to treat the illness, so why did you have to kill him!"
Cao Cao gripped his longsword tightly and asked angrily, "Who is willing to fight and take Li Huan's head to vent the hatred in my heart!"
A general in the rear advised, "Prime Minister, please calm down. There is heavy fog on the river; be wary of a trap!"
Cao Cao suddenly realized what was happening and looked around intently.
Thick fog billowed, and behind the large warship where Li Huan was located, there was a row of warships, filled with "soldiers".
Instantly, Cao Cao abandoned the idea of launching an attack.
"Li Huan! You set up an ambush, deliberately hawking your wares in an attempt to provoke me and lure me into your trap!"
"Hahaha, such a clumsy scheme can only fool a three-year-old child and a reckless man!"
"Tell me the truth: did you side with Sun Quan or Liu Bei?"
Li Huan laughed and said, "I haven't sided with anyone. I just want to set up a stall here and sell boxed lunches so you can try spicy crayfish, spicy boiled fish, and cold spicy chicken noodles!"
"By the way, Cao Cao, how are your hemorrhoids? Do they still hurt? Have they gotten worse? Can you eat spicy food today?"
These words only added fuel to the fire.
Cao Cao was so angry that his beard trembled and his mouth twisted.
"Mao Jie, Yu Jin! Lead the archers! Fire!"
Mao Jie and Yu Jin obeyed the order and directed three thousand archers to fire arrows at Li Huan!
Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh...
Arrows rained down on Li Huan, their impact dense and relentless.
Li Huan was prepared and took out two bronze pot lids from the electric tricycle, holding them up in front of him with all his might.
Clang! Clang...
Many crossbow bolts struck the electric tricycle in succession, but were stopped by the sturdy steel plate.
Thump! Thump!
The crossbow bolt hit the pot lid but couldn't harm Li Huan in the slightest.
Meanwhile, the soldiers on the warships continued to beat drums and shout.
"Boxed lunches for sale! Boxed lunches for sale! The boxed lunches that Cao Cao loved to eat!"
"Crayfish are so spicy and numbing! Even Cao Cao, who had hemorrhoids, wasn't afraid of them!"
Cao Cao yelled a few times, his eyes blazing with anger.
"Send word to Zhang Liao and Xu Huang! Each lead 5,000 archers and crossbowmen! Quickly proceed to the riverbank to assist in the firing!"
Whoosh! Whoosh...
Arrows rained down on the scarecrow and onto the cabin.
Lu Su was so frightened that he trembled and sobered up considerably.
Sun Shangxiang remained calm, hiding by the cabin door, and said to Li Huan, "It's dangerous outside! Quickly, get inside!"
Li Huan shook the pot lid and said with a smile, "What are you afraid of? This is Cao Cao's pot lid, it's sturdier than a shield!"
Sun Shangxiang said anxiously, "I thought you were selling boxed lunches, but who knew you would publicly humiliate Cao Cao? What is the reason for this?"
*Thud!* A crossbow bolt landed on the hatch frame, nearly hitting Sun Shangxiang.
"Don't stand at the door!" Li Huan shouted.
The situation was critical, and Sun Shangxiang was forced to return to the cabin.
Soon, Zhang Liao and Xu Huang led 10,000 archers to the riverbank to assist Mao Jie and Yu Jin.
Thirteen thousand archers took turns firing arrows continuously.
Li Huan hid behind the electric scooter and continued shouting and cursing.
"You damned Cao Cao! Fine, you won't buy my lunchbox, but why did you shoot me with an arrow!"
"I curse you to have hemorrhoids every day! May every wife have hemorrhoids! May every son have hemorrhoids!"
The soldiers beat drums and shouted, making their voices even louder.
"Cao Cao ate chili peppers and got hemorrhoids every day!"
"Cao Cao's whole family ate chili peppers, and they suffered from hemorrhoids every day!"
Cao Cao's face contorted in a ferocious grimace as he brandished his longsword and roared hysterically, "Release the arrows! Release the arrows!"
A hail of arrows rained down, engulfing forty warships.
Li Huan looked back and saw that many warships were tilting to the right.
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