An hour later, Li Huan arrived at the front of Cao Cao's water camp by warship.
Upon discovering the situation, Cao Bing immediately sounded the bugle.
Li Huan stood at the bow of the boat, head held high, shouting, "Boxed lunches for sale! Boxed lunches for sale!"
Soon, Cao Cao led his soldiers to the riverbank.
Upon seeing Li Huan, Cao Cao's eyes blazed with fury, and he angrily berated him!
"You cunning thief, how dare you come here to sell your wares! I will tear you to pieces!"
Li Huan calmly said, "Cao Cao, I've come here to help you."
Cao Cao said angrily, "No matter how eloquently you speak, I will not be fooled!"
Li Huan smiled slightly and began to speak eloquently.
"You led your troops south, claiming to have an army of 800,000, but in reality, you only had about 200,000!"
"You have stationed 150,000 troops on the north bank of the Yangtze River, and another 50,000 belong to Liu Cong's surrendered troops, who are currently stationed in Jingzhou!"
"Your 150,000 soldiers are all northerners, completely unaccustomed to water, and prone to seasickness and illness!"
"On the south bank of the Yangtze River, Zhou Yu stationed 60,000 troops. They were skilled in naval warfare and were strong and robust!"
"Add to Liu Bei's 40,000 troops, and the Sun-Liu alliance will have at least 100,000 troops!"
"Moreover, Sun Quan is in control of the situation in the rear and has retained 50,000 troops to support Zhou Yu at any time!"
Li Huan deliberately exaggerated the strength of Zhou Yu and Liu Bei to deceive Cao Cao.
In reality, Zhou Yu only had 30,000 troops, and Liu Bei only had 30,000.
Cao Cao was moved by Li Huan's eloquent explanation and forgot to refute him.
"Don't be fooled by Prime Minister Cao's fierce appearance and imposing manner; he's actually just a paper tiger, only good for intimidation!"
"Zhuge Liang's brilliant strategies, Zhou Yu's resourcefulness, and the unparalleled bravery of Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Zhao Zilong make the defeat of Cao Cao's army a foregone conclusion!"
Cao Cao clenched his fists, and the flesh on his face twitched a few times.
Zhang Liao angrily said, "Prime Minister, don't listen to this petty thief's nonsense! I'll shoot him dead with one arrow, take his head, and present it to you, Prime Minister!"
"Hahaha..." Li Huan laughed loudly, "Zhang Liao, you're really arrogant, daring to show off your archery skills, but little did you know that you would eventually die by an arrow! Hahaha..."
Zhang Liao launched into a tirade, nocked an arrow, and prepared to shoot Li Huan.
"Wait!" Cao Cao raised his hand to stop him.
He stared at Li Huan, then glanced at the empty river behind him, confirming that Li Huan had not brought any reinforcements.
"You come alone to your death, what is your purpose?"
Li Huan replied, "To tell you the truth, I was not in Eastern Wu to assist Zhou Yu, but to set up a stall to sell boxed lunches and earn Zhou Yu's gold!"
"The reason we borrowed arrows with straw boats and took your 200,000 crossbow bolts was also to sell boxed lunches and earn 300 taels of gold from Zhou Yu!"
Cao Cao was surprised and puzzled.
Li Huan continued, "Zhou Yu was arrogant and unwilling to spend a lot of money to buy boxed meals, so I made a bet with Zhou Yu: if Zhuge Liang could make 100,000 crossbow bolts within three days, Zhou Yu would pay me for 50 boxed meals!"
Cao Cao was skeptical.
"Sigh!" Li Huan sighed. "Who knew Zhou Yu would break his promise and publicly renege on the agreement, refusing to pay five hundred taels of gold! What a despicable scoundrel!"
Xu Huang shouted, "Even if you berate Zhou Yu mercilessly, the Prime Minister will never believe you!"
Li Huan ignored Xu Huang and said with a smile.
"Zhou Yu was quite jealous; he couldn't tolerate Zhuge Liang and looked down on me!"
"Since Zhou Yu is refusing to pay for his lunch, I'm going to teach him a lesson he won't forget and make him beg for mercy on his knees!"
"Unfortunately, I am alone and cannot fight against Zhou Yu. I can only rely on Prime Minister Cao."
"As the saying goes, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. I wonder if the Prime Minister agrees?"
Cao Cao stroked his beard, looking slightly tempted.
Li Huan seized the opportunity, raised his voice, and urged Cao Cao on.
"Zhou Yu's most beloved person is none other than Xiao Qiao! The person the Prime Minister most desires is also none other than Xiao Qiao!"
"After the Prime Minister destroys Eastern Wu, he must seize the two Qiao sisters of Jiangdong and imprison them in the Bronze Sparrow Terrace."
Cao Cao's mouth suddenly opened wide, and he finally smiled.
Li Huan said, "I have a plan. Before the Prime Minister and Zhou Yu engage in a decisive battle, Xiao Qiao will walk right into the trap!"
Cao Cao's eyes flashed with anticipation, and he hurriedly asked, "What is the plan?"
"Damn it!" Li Huan cursed inwardly. "Look at your shameless face! You get all lustful the moment you talk about Xiao Qiao. You deserve to be fooled by me!"
Li Huan said with a smile, "There are many eyes and ears here. If word gets out, it will be bad for the Prime Minister."
Cao Cao hummed in agreement: "That makes sense. Would you be willing to come with me into the camp to discuss this matter?"
The advisors behind the scenes hurriedly said, "Prime Minister, be careful! Don't be careless and fall into their trap!"
Li Huan looked closely and saw that the strategist was about sixty years old, tall, with gray hair and three long beards, and had a somewhat otherworldly and ethereal air about him.
Clearly, he was Jia Xu, whose wisdom was no less than that of Zhuge Liang, but whose character was extremely poor, and he was known by later generations as the most ruthless strategist of the Three Kingdoms period!
Cao Cao glanced at Li Huan again and said to Jia Xu, "Li Huan is all alone. What threat does he pose? I have many fierce generals and strategists by my side. How can a mere Li Huan cause trouble?"
Jia Xu said, "The Prime Minister is wise, but it is still best to be cautious."
Cao Cao stroked his beard and said, "I know what I'm doing."
Immediately, Cao Cao ordered Li Huan to land on the shore.
Li Huan drove his electric tricycle slowly from the deck of the warship to the ground.
Everyone except Cao Cao was stunned.
There is such a peculiar carriage in the world that it does not use horses!
Cao Cao pointed to the seat: "May I get in the carriage?"
Li Huan agreed, and Cao Cao boarded the carriage with great interest and took his seat.
"If you do not become Zhou Yu's enemy, I will punish you with death no matter what!"
"I hope you will see the error of your ways and help me to capture Xiao Qiao, no, to capture Zhou Yu!"
While Cao Cao was lecturing Li Huan in a pretentious manner, he was also curiously observing the LCD screen of the electric tricycle.
A moment later, they arrived at the Prime Minister's tent.
Cao Cao left only four trusted guards and ordered all his generals and advisors to withdraw.
"What brilliant plan could possibly lure Xiao Qiao into walking into my trap and becoming my possession?"
Seeing Cao Cao's impatient and cowardly behavior, Li Huan really wanted to carve two words on his face with a knife: shameless.
Li Huan said, "I know Zhuge Liang very well. He must have discussed with Zhou Yu and prepared to use fire to burn Cao Cao's warships!"
Cao Cao laughed and said, "How could I not know such a strategy, and how could I not guard against it? If Zhou Yu dares to use fire, I will make sure he burns it down first!"
Li Huan said, "Zhou Yu will not launch a direct fire attack, but will instead use a stratagem to mislead the Prime Minister!"
Cao Cao asked, "How can you deceive me?"
Li Huan said, "Feign surrender! Pretend to surrender to the Prime Minister, and when we get close to Cao Cao's camp, we'll set fire to the ships and rush towards them."
Cao Cao's expression hardened, his thick brows furrowing: "Whom did Zhou Yu send to feign surrender?"
Li Huan said, "Huang Gai, a famous general of Eastern Wu and a veteran minister of three generations!"
"Hahaha..." Cao Cao laughed, "Huang Gai is loyal to Sun Quan, how could he surrender without a fight?"
Li Huan said, "Zhou Yu and Huang Gai joined forces to put on a show, using a 'bitter trick' to gain the Prime Minister's trust."
"A self-inflicted injury ruse?" Cao Cao was taken aback.
Li Huan said, "I won't explain now; you'll receive the news in a few days."
Cao Cao then asked, "What does this self-inflicted injury ruse have to do with Xiao Qiao's voluntary surrender?"
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