Li Huan deliberately kept everyone in suspense.
He said with a smile, "This is a very powerful martial art, specifically designed to deal with you and Xiao Ningzi. Let's eat first, and then we'll have a match later!"
Kangxi, full of anticipation, continued to enjoy his boxed lunch.
"Delicious! Delicious! A hundred times more delicious than the dishes in the Imperial Study!"
Emperor Kangxi ate the "mackerel balls with sea cucumber" while praising it enthusiastically.
Princess Jianning pointed to the "oyster omelet": "This is my favorite dish! How is it made?"
Li Huan explained, "This 'Oyster Omelet' uses fresh oysters, which are naturally more delicious than dried oyster meat!"
Princess Jianning suddenly realized: "No wonder! They were fresh oysters!"
Li Huan said, "The mackerel used to make the meatballs is fresh mackerel, not frozen. Also, the abalone is fresh, not dried abalone!"
As he ate, Emperor Kangxi asked, "The capital is far from the sea; how do you obtain fresh ingredients?"
Li Huan lied, "I set up a warehouse in the suburbs and specially used seawater to raise some seafood!"
"Seafood raised in seawater?" Kangxi's eyes lit up. "That's a great idea! Why didn't the Imperial Kitchen think of that before? They've been feeding His Majesty nothing but rehydrated dried seafood all the time!"
Taking the opportunity, Li Huan said, "Preserving and raising seafood with seawater requires superb skills, which is beyond the capabilities of Eunuch Hai, the deputy chief steward of the Imperial Kitchen!"
Kangxi said, "In that case, I will report to the Emperor and have him issue an edict appointing you as the Chief Steward of the Imperial Kitchen!"
Li Huan thought to herself, "That's exactly what I wanted!"
Laozi became the chief steward of the Imperial Kitchen, and with the imperial token, he could more legitimately set up a stall in the palace to sell boxed lunches, thus completing the tasks issued by the "God-level Boxed Lunch System"!
Wei Xiaobao hurriedly said, "Congratulations, Xiao Huanzi, you're going to become a high-ranking official!"
Emperor Kangxi said, "The head of the Imperial Kitchen is not a high-ranking official; he is only in charge of the Imperial Kitchen!"
Wei Xiaobao said, "If Xiao Huanzi becomes the head steward, his position will at least be higher than that of Eunuch Hai!"
Kangxi laughed and said, "Hai Dafu is the deputy chief steward, so his position is naturally lower than Xiao Huanzi's."
Li Huan put on an act, picked up his beer, and said, "Then thank you very much, Little Xuanzi. Please put in a good word for me with the Emperor!"
Emperor Kangxi raised his cup and drank it all in one gulp.
"Xiao Huanzi, I'm going to promote you. But you'll have to use all your skills and the martial arts you just learned to compete with me!"
Li Huan raised an eyebrow: "Don't worry, I'll definitely do my best to make you feel amazing!"
After a hearty meal and drinks.
Emperor Kangxi couldn't wait any longer. He took off his outer garment, rolled up his sleeves, and prepared for the martial arts competition.
Li Huan patted his belly: "Hey Xiao Xuanzi, you just finished eating and you want to have a fight? Aren't you afraid your stomach will hurt?"
Kangxi laughed and said, "While you were learning martial arts from Hai Dafu, I wasn't idle either. This morning I asked the Empress Dowager for a few tips and I've already mastered them. I can definitely subdue you with ease!"
Li Huan rolled up his sleeves and waved to Kangxi and Princess Jianning: "You two, come at me together, make your move!"
Wei Xiaobao hurriedly said, "Xiao Huanzi, leave Xiao Ningzi to me!"
Li Huan said, "You don't need to deal with it, I can handle it myself!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Kangxi rushed towards Li Huan and unleashed a powerful move called "Black Tiger Steals the Heart"!
Li Huan dodged to the side and then used a modified version of the "Shaolin Dragon Claw Hand" to grab Kangxi's chest accurately with both hands in the shape of dragon claws, and pinched him hard!
"Ouch!" Kangxi screamed in agony!
Li Huan laughed and said, "Was that move powerful? Was it satisfying?"
The pain threw Kangxi into a panic, causing him to lean back and struggle violently!
Sizzle!
Li Huan tore the front of Emperor Kangxi's clothes!
Wei Xiaobao clapped his hands and exclaimed, "Xiao Huanzi! Your Dragon Claw Hand technique is quite good!"
Emperor Kangxi was both in pain and furious. Pointing at Li Huan, he exclaimed, "You...you actually resorted to such despicable tactics!"
Li Huan said in a serious tone, "This is the Shaolin Dragon Claw Hand, how could it be a low-class move?"
Emperor Kangxi angrily said, "Even if you used the Shaolin Dragon Claw Technique, why did you specifically target this spot on me?"
Li Huan said, "I only grabbed your chest, not your stomach, why are you angry?"
Emperor Kangxi thought about it and agreed that it made sense.
Princess Jianning assumed a fighting stance and shouted in a shrill voice, "Little Huanzi, take this!"
Kangxi loudly warned, "Xiao Ningzi! The Dragon Claw Hand technique is too insidious. Don't let Xiao Huanzi take advantage of you!"
Unexpectedly, Princess Jianning not only ignored the advice but became even more agitated and suddenly rushed towards Li Huan!
Upon seeing this, Kangxi instinctively protected Princess Jianning, rushing towards Li Huan again to shield her.
As a result, Kangxi fell for it again, his teeth clenched and his face trembling as he was gripped by Li Huan's "Shaolin Dragon Claw Hand".
Li Huan said, "Damn it, what a disappointment! You didn't even catch Xiao Ningzi. What kind of hero are you trying to be!"
Emperor Kangxi wailed, "It hurts so much! Let go of my claws!"
Princess Jianning hurriedly said, "Brother, get out of the way! Let me block Xiao Huanzi's dragon claw hand!"
Her eyes were shining, as if she was eager to experience being caught.
Li Huan not only refused to let go of Kangxi, but instead continued to exert force, gripping him until he trembled!
Suddenly, Kangxi grabbed Li Huan's wrist tightly and opened his mouth, attempting to bite Li Huan's arm.
Holy crap, you can't beat me, so you want to act like a dog?
Li Huan neither dodged nor let go of Kangxi's chest, letting him bite his arm and shout curses!
"Holy crap! Are you a dog? You actually bite someone!"
Kangxi whimpered as he bit her, "If you don't let go... I'll bite you..."
Li Huan cursed, "You son of a bitch! Trying to bite like a dog is such a low-down tactic! Since that's the case, don't blame me for giving you a taste of your own medicine!"
After saying that, Li Huan released Kangxi's chest with his right hand and quickly used the classic move of "The Monkey Steals the Peach" to accurately grab Kangxi's vital point in the abdomen!
"Aww! Aww..." Kangxi howled again, his face contorted in agony, like a pig being slaughtered.
Because of his howling, he finally opened his mouth and let go of Li Huan's arm.
Li Huan continued to seize on Kangxi's weakness, saying with a grin, "You insisted on forcing me to use my ultimate move, 'The Monkey Steals the Peach,' you're just asking for trouble..."
Before he could finish speaking, Li Huan feigned surprise.
"Hey, there really is a peach down there...you...how did you get this thing..."
Li Huan continued to demonstrate his excellent acting skills, staring in disbelief as he slowly released Kangxi's abdomen.
"You're clearly a eunuch, so why do you still have it... What's going on?"
Li Huan feigned shock and stared at Kangxi with suspicion.
Wei Xiaobao was also astonished, his eyes widening in surprise.
Emperor Kangxi clutched his abdomen, in so much pain he couldn't straighten up.
Seeing this, Princess Jianning no longer hid anything and said with a smile, "It's not surprising that only the Emperor has this in the entire palace."
Li Huan took a step back: "Only the Emperor has this? You...you're not a eunuch, you're the Emperor?"
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