The second contestant to present his dish was a fat man.
Wu Yingxiong said, "Please state your name!"
The fat man stood tall and answered respectfully, "I am Wang Dahu, the leader of the Flying Sky Gang in Yangzhou City!"
A person from a small gang.
Wu Sangui asked, "What dishes did you cook?"
Wang Dahu smiled amiably, clasped his hands in greeting, and said, "Your Highness, Your Highness! The dish I cooked is called—Nine-Turned Crab Roe and Large Intestine!"
Good heavens!
Not only is it "Nine-Turned Intestines", it also has "Crab Roe"!
Putting crab roe inside pig intestines—the sight is absolutely amazing!
Li Huan gave a thumbs up: "Dude, you're a real talent! This is a cooking competition, not a comedy competition!"
Wang Dahu quickly clasped his hands in greeting: "Why does Lord Li say that?"
Li Huan countered, "What color is crab roe?"
Wang Dahu replied, "Crab roe is yellow, of course."
Li Huan then asked, "What color is the feces?"
Just as Wang Dahu was about to answer, he suddenly understood and raised his eyebrows.
"Lord Li, you're being far too witty. Crab roe is so delicious, how can it be compared to something filthy!"
Before Li Huan could continue his teasing, Wei Xiaobao said, "Chief Wang, you really are hilarious! Putting this yellowish, runny stuff into pig intestines makes it look like runny poop!"
“Ugh…” Princess Jianning almost vomited.
Wu Sangui, Wu Yingqi, and Feng Xifan all looked displeased.
*Bang!* Doron slammed his hand on the table!
He shouted angrily, "Wang Dahu! You're clearly here to disgust the Prince and the Princess!"
Wang Dahu trembled in fright: "No, no, no, this 'Nine-Turned Crab Roe and Pork Intestine' dish was cooked with care by me, and I had absolutely no treacherous intentions!"
Suddenly, a middle-aged man who looked like a scholar walked over quickly, leaned close to Wu Sangui's ear, and whispered something.
Li Huan was curious: who was this scholar?
After listening to the middle-aged scholar's words, Wu Sangui's brows relaxed.
He smiled and said, "Chief Wang's 'Nine-Turned Crab Roe Intestines' may seem a bit unrefined, but the idea is novel, and I must try it!"
"A novel idea?" Li Huan almost burst out laughing.
Yes, it's definitely creative, and it's really damn novel.
Wang Dahu is a talent, no, he's a genius!
Seeing Wu Sangui's change of attitude, Feng Xifan hurriedly said, "The crab roe is delicious, and paired with large intestine, it will surely have a unique flavor. Quickly bring it up so that Your Highness and the judges can taste it!"
Wang Dahu beamed with joy, carrying a plate on a wooden tray as he walked to the octagonal table.
On the plate is a thick pig intestine.
"Good heavens!" Li Huan exclaimed again.
Wang Dahu's pig intestines were not only stuffed with crab roe, but were also served as a whole piece.
If you cut it in half, the picture would be even more damn beautiful.
Wang Dahu said, "Nine-Turned Crab Roe Pork Intestine: First, simmer crab roe, then stuff it into marinated pork intestines. Then, deep-fry it until the intestines are crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, then it's ready to serve!"
"You're trying to pour shit on me!" Wei Xiaobao mocked.
Wang Dahu chuckled and corrected, "Eunuch Wei, it's 'stuffed with crab roe'!"
Upon hearing that he was being called "eunuch" again, Wei Xiaobao wanted nothing more than to jump up and kick Wang Dahu a few times.
Duolong pointed at Wang Dahu: "You're stuffing that yellowish stuff into pig intestines, isn't that like stuffing shit into them?"
“How old are you… I… I…” Wang Dahu was speechless.
Feng Xifan said, "Master Duo, today is the auspicious day for the young prince and princess. I hope you will be mindful of your words and actions and refrain from being rude."
Duolong said, "Lord Feng, how have I been rude? Have I been disrespectful to the young prince and princess?"
Feng Xifan said, "Chief Wang clearly stuffed crab roe into pig intestines, so how did it become stuffing...stuffing something indecent into the mouth of a grown man?"
Duolong said, "Lord Feng, did you not hear me clearly? I said—like pouring out shit!"
“You…you…” Feng Xifan glared angrily.
Wu Yingqi quickly said, "Teacher Feng, you're all grown up, there's no need to argue. Let's taste the 'Nine-Turned Crab Roe and Pig Intestine' first, and then make a comment!"
Wang Dahu picked up a sharp knife and deftly cut open the pig intestines, dividing them into more than a dozen sections.
Suddenly, crab roe appeared from the pig's large intestine.
Wu Yingqi sniffed and nodded in praise, "It smells good! It smells really good!"
“Ugh… ugh…” Princess Jianning clutched her chest, pretending to vomit.
Wei Xiaobao hurriedly asked, "Princess, are you alright?"
Princess Jianning said, "Just looking at this dish makes me nauseous..."
Wei Xiaobao said, "I also find it disgusting; I really can't taste it!"
Wu Sangui hurriedly said, "As a referee, one must be fair and impartial. How can one judge a person or dish by their appearance?"
Wei Xiaobao said, "Your Highness, I have no problem with Chief Wang, but I really can't bring myself to eat this 'Nine-Turned Crab Roe Intestine'!"
Duolong said, "Any top-quality delicacy should have a perfect combination of color, aroma, and taste. This 'Nine-Turned Crab Roe and Pork Intestine' looks terrible. I have absolutely no interest in tasting it!"
“Ugh…” Princess Jianning made a vomiting motion again.
Needless to say, she lost her appetite even more.
The audience erupted in discussion and bursts of laughter.
"The Flying Sky Gang is extremely arrogant in the Jiangnan area. Who would have thought that their leader, Wang Dahu, would actually cook an even more arrogant dish, hahaha..."
"I wouldn't eat this kind of lousy food even if it were given to me for free, let alone taste it!"
"You won't eat it even if it's free? Hahaha, you're giving this dish too much credit. I wouldn't eat it even if you paid me!"
"Everyone, you can't say that! Although the 'Nine-Turned Crab Roe and Large Intestine' doesn't look very appealing, it must taste pretty good!"
"I heard that before becoming the leader of the Flying Sky Gang, Wang Dahu was a chef at the largest restaurant in Yangzhou!"
“That’s right, Wang Dahu did work as a cook in a restaurant before…”
...
The crowd discussed it animatedly, creating a lively atmosphere.
At this moment, Li Huan's "Eight Treasure Osmanthus Fish" is complete.
He immediately extinguished the flames in the stove and continued to patiently watch the spectacle.
Wang Dahu placed the sliced "Nine-Turned Crab Roe Intestines" into six plates and set them out in front of Wu Sangui, Wu Yingqi, Feng Xifan, Duolong, and Wei Xiaobao.
Because Princess Jianning felt nauseous, Wang Dahu hesitated and dared not place the "Nine-Turned Crab Roe and Intestines" in front of her for her to taste.
Wu Sangui's expression turned serious, and he said, "As a judge, the princess must taste the contestants' dishes. Otherwise, the princess's judgeship will be revoked, and a new judge will be appointed."
Princess Jianning covered her nose with a handkerchief and said, "It's not that I'm being fussy, but this 'Nine-Turned Crab Roe and Pork Intestine' looks so disgusting. Because of its poor appearance, I can completely refuse to taste it!"
Li Huan said, "The princess is right! If an excellent chef's dishes offend customers, then the dish has already failed!"
Princess Jianning hurriedly said, "Your Highness, did you hear that? Lord Li's culinary skills are unparalleled. He himself has said so. What's wrong with me not wanting to taste 'Nine-Turned Crab Roe and Pork Intestine'?"
Wu Sangui was stunned by the rebuttal...
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