Cao Cao stared wide-eyed at the large characters formed by a thousand sharp arrows on the city wall.
"The two Qiao beauties are locked away in the depths of spring at the Bronze Sparrow Terrace, and Li Huan returns to his intoxicatingly beautiful state!"
After Cao Cao finished reading, his head buzzed, he couldn't sit still, and fell off his horse!
Li Huan joked, "Old Cao, my writing skills are mediocre. You don't need to kowtow and bow to me like this!"
Cao Cao struggled to his feet, his voice filled with astonishment, and exclaimed, "You...you must have learned some evil sorcery...sorcery..."
Li Huan said, "Whether it's sorcery or magic, capturing me is as difficult as ascending to heaven! Capturing you is as easy as turning one's hand!"
clank!
Six generals stepped forward and stood in front of Cao Cao, raising their weapons and pointing them at Li Huan.
"Nine Yang Divine Skill!"
Li Huan shouted and leaped up, throwing punches in succession, knocking six generals away. He then reached out and grabbed Cao Cao by the neck as easily as if he were strangling a chick.
When Li Huan traveled back to the Three Kingdoms period, he only had ordinary combat strength and had to use the lid of a bronze cauldron as a shield when dealing with arrows.
Now, returning to the Three Kingdoms, Li Huan's fighting prowess has undergone a dramatic transformation; he is incredibly brave and invincible!
"Cough cough cough..." Cao Cao coughed, his head spinning.
Before he could even recover, he had already become Li Huan's prisoner.
"You...you..."
Cao Cao's face turned purple and he had difficulty breathing as Li Huan choked him.
Li Huan said, "Just now, I gave you a chance to choose! Who knew you would choose the path to hell when there was one? Since that's how it is, don't blame me for being impolite and sending you to meet the King of Hell!"
Cao Cao hurriedly patted Li Huan's arm: "Wait...wait..."
Li Huan loosened his grip slightly, allowing Cao Cao to catch his breath.
"Speak your mind! I'm busy. I'll kill you first, then rescue Xiao Qiao and Da Qiao, and then set fire to the Bronze Sparrow Terrace!"
Li Huan rebuked sharply, his eyes blazing.
Cao Cao exhaled deeply, raising his eyebrows: "I...I take back what I said before. I am willing to buy you a boxed lunch, drink fine wine with you, and admire beautiful women together."
Li Huan said in a serious tone, "A scholar can be killed, but not humiliated! As the Prime Minister of Wei, how can you surrender so easily? Aren't you afraid of being ridiculed by the world?"
Cao Cao said, "Your skills are unparalleled and unmatched. What disgrace is there in being captured by you? Who would laugh at this old man?"
Li Huan nodded: "You're smart! If you hadn't begged for mercy in time, you would already be in the underworld!"
After saying that, Li Huan released Cao Cao's neck.
"Where are Xiao Qiao and Da Qiao?"
Cao Cao hurriedly said, "The two Qiao sisters are in the Bronze Sparrow Terrace. Please come with me to the palace."
Upon hearing this, Li Huan reached out and grabbed Cao Cao's neck again!
"Damn it! You tricked me into entering the Bronze Sparrow Terrace, then tried to lure me into a trap? I'll crush your throat!"
Cao Cao was so frightened that his soul almost left his body and his hands and feet trembled.
Although he was a veteran of countless battles and had an excellent mental fortitude, he had just witnessed Li Huan's incredible power in easily defeating the guards and cavalry. How could he remain calm and fearless in the face of death?
"Calm down... calm down... spare my life..."
Cao Cao managed to squeeze out words of pleading from his throat, but Li Huan choked him so hard he almost fainted.
"Bring Xiao Qiao and Da Qiao here! If you dare to play any more tricks, I'll strip you naked and parade you through the streets!"
Cao Cao trembled a few times, nodding his head like a pestle being pounded.
For Cao Cao, being stripped naked and paraded through the streets as the prime minister was more cruel than being beheaded and displayed to the public!
Li Huan released Cao Cao's neck again. Cao Cao coughed violently, spitting out a mouthful of phlegm, and shouted hoarsely to the guards.
"Quickly summon Xiao Qiao and Da Qiao!"
After giving the order, Cao Cao forced a smile and asked, "Mr. Li Huan, is there anything else you need?"
Li Huan pointed to the dining table: "Old Cao, sit down."
Cao Cao obediently took his seat, his single eye filled with fear.
Immediately afterwards, Cao Cao raised his right hand and twisted his arm hard!
He frowned instantly and gasped.
Li Huan laughed and said, "Don't you find it unbelievable, thinking you're dreaming?"
Cao Cao, with a mournful face, said, "My arm is throbbing with pain; I'm not dreaming..."
He glanced at the more stylish red electric scooter, then looked at Li Huan.
"I have no grudge against you, so why do you always oppose me?"
Li Huan said in a deliberately profound tone, "I used to run a business at the entrance of the Cao family mansion. You bought a lot of boxed lunches from me, and I treated you with courtesy. But I had to fight my way out of the Cao family mansion to save Mr. Hua Tuo!"
"Later at Chibi, in order to get Zhou Yu to spend gold to buy boxed lunches, I took advantage of the foggy weather, sailed to Cao Cao's camp, set up a stall to sell them, and deliberately provoked you to order the firing of arrows, thereby collecting 200,000 sharp arrows!"
"Afterwards, in order to teach you a lesson and correct your bad habit of stealing other men's wives, I tricked you into exchanging Huang Gai for Xiao Qiao. Unexpectedly, Sun Shangxiang disguised herself as a maid and followed Xiao Qiao into Cao Cao's camp, where she ambushed and blinded your left eye!"
"The events that happened before and after had a cause and effect. Think about it yourself and figure out exactly what you did wrong."
Li Huan spoke in a serious tone, reprimanding Cao Cao as if he were a primary school student.
Cao Cao's thick eyebrows furrowed tightly together, and then he raised his hand to rub his temples.
Clearly, his headache had flared up again.
"I threw Master Hua Tuo into the death row simply because he uttered arrogant words and attempted to split my head open with an axe to extract my phlegm!"
Li Huan said, "Your personality is prone to worry and suspicion, your emotions are unpredictable, and you have a bad temper, which causes your headaches to recur frequently. Hua Tuo simply cannot cure your headaches!"
"He was so homesick that he lied about splitting your head open with an axe to remove the phlegm in order to leave the Cao family. In reality, he just wanted to scare you and make you back down."
"As a result, Hua Tuo's cleverness backfired, causing you to suspect that he harbored ulterior motives and intended to harm you!"
"Hua Tuo was eager to leave the Cao family, so he lied about splitting your head open with an axe to remove the phlegm. In fact, he just wanted to scare you and make you back down."
Cao Cao hurriedly asked, "Is that really so?"
Li Huan said, "I risked my life with Zhuge Liang to rescue Hua Tuo, so he will surely tell me the truth without any falsehood!"
Cao Cao was stunned.
After a silence of more than ten seconds, Cao Cao sighed deeply.
"Alas... I am indeed rather suspicious... that's why I misunderstood Master Hua Tuo..."
"That day in the Gobi Desert, I was also suspicious, fearing that Zhou Yu had set up an ambush in the river, so I dared not send out troops rashly and immediately ordered the shooting of arrows, thus falling into your and Zhuge Liang's trap of borrowing arrows with straw boats..."
"As for taking another man's wife, that's just my personal preference, and it's hard to correct... Besides, heroes have always loved beautiful women..."
Li Huan said, "A gentleman loves beauty, but he acquires it in a proper way! You always like to steal other people's wives, what kind of bullshit hero are you? You're just trying to glorify yourself!"
Cao Cao was speechless.
Li Huan said, "I stole your wife and took her for myself. How do you feel about that? Do you see me as a hero and sing my praises?"
Cao Cao was greatly embarrassed, his face turning completely red.
At this moment, Xiao Qiao and Da Qiao gracefully arrived!
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