When Li Huan traveled out of the world of "Water Margin", it was late autumn.
Now that I've returned, it's already early winter.
A month has passed, and I wonder how Hu Sanniang is doing.
At this moment, Xiao Qiao also got out of the car and looked around curiously.
Da Qiao sat in the back of the car, looking like she was still in shock.
Li Huan reached out and lifted Da Qiao up in his arms.
"That blinding light just now was from my light escape technique. Did it scare you?"
Da Qiao nodded, nestled in Li Huan's arms, her face flushed.
Her delicate and helpless appearance immediately inspired Li Huan's heroic spirit.
No wonder Cao Cao not only coveted Xiao Qiao, but also longed for Da Qiao. This woman's appearance and figure were in no way inferior to his sister's, and in some aspects even surpassed her.
"Mr. Li Huan... put me down..." Da Qiao reminded him, her ears turning red with embarrassment.
Li Huan then let go, explaining with a smile: "My unique 'Light Escape Technique' can not only instantly transport me to other places, but also alter the course of time!"
"Change the era?" Xiao Qiao was equally puzzled.
Li Huan said, "This is Liangshan Marsh from the Song Dynasty!"
Da Qiao was stunned.
Xiao Qiao came over with a smile and took Da Qiao's hand: "Sister, let's ride in Mr. Li Huan's divine chariot and come to nine hundred years in the future!"
Da Qiao exclaimed incredulously, "If it's nine hundred years from now, wouldn't we be nearly a thousand years old? Sister, am I getting old?"
Da Qiao quickly touched her face, afraid of becoming an old woman.
Xiao Qiao laughed and said, "Not only have you not aged, you seem to have become a few years younger."
As the two were talking, a man dressed in black walked up from the front.
He had a full beard, wore shabby clothes, and was holding a bottle of Erguotou (a type of Chinese liquor) while humming a tune.
Li Huan burst out laughing as soon as he saw it.
This guy is none other than "Black Whirlwind" Li Kui!
"Brother Li Huan!" Li Kui shouted excitedly when he saw Li Huan, "Brother Li Huan is back! Brother Li Huan is back! We'll have boxed lunches to eat! Hahaha..."
Li Huan quickly said, "Shh! Keep your voice down!"
Li Kui grinned and said, "I'll go tell the brothers!"
Li Huan stopped Li Kui: "Wait! I have something to ask you!"
Li Kui was taken aback, then chuckled a few times: "Since you left, I haven't done anything bad. Every day, besides practicing martial arts, I just drink. I haven't caused any trouble or gotten into fights while drunk."
Li Huan said, "I'm not asking about your situation, but about the situation in Liangshan."
Li Kui breathed a sigh of relief, then glanced at Xiao Qiao and Da Qiao, his bull-like eyes widening in surprise.
"These two women are so beautiful..."
Li Kui was captivated by the beauty of Xiao Qiao and Da Qiao, staring at them blankly and forgetting to answer Li Huan's question.
Xiao Qiao smiled sweetly: "Mr. Li Huan, how should this brave man be addressed?"
Li Huan introduced him as "Li Kui from Liangshan Marsh, nicknamed 'Black Whirlwind'."
Xiao Qiao and Da Qiao bowed and greeted each other at the same time.
Li Kui let out a hiccup, his face flushing red with embarrassment. He clicked his tongue in admiration, "Beautiful as a fairy, beautiful as a fairy..."
Li Huan patted Li Kui on the shoulder: "Tie Niu, stop looking."
Li Kui then realized what was happening and scratched his head.
"Hehehe, I haven't been down the mountain to the city in a long time. I've been drinking and eating meat with a bunch of bastards every day, and I've almost forgotten what women look like. Seeing two beauties today, I can't help but lose my composure a bit..."
Li Huan laughed and said, "Besides Hu Sanniang, Sun Erniang, and Gu Dasao, Liangshan also has a group of female soldiers. Don't you usually see them?"
Li Kui said, "Sun Erniang and Gu Dasao are rude and barbaric. What's the difference between them and men? As for Hu Sanniang and her women's army... I..."
Li Kui stopped talking abruptly halfway through his sentence.
Li Huan hurriedly asked, "What's wrong? Did you bully Hu Sanniang?"
Li Kui hurriedly shook his head: "Brother, how could I dare to bully Hu Sanniang? She is your wife! If I dare to touch a single hair on Hu Sanniang's head, wouldn't Wu Song break my arm?"
Li Huan asked, "You didn't bully Hu Sanniang, so why did you stop halfway through your sentence?"
Li Kui said, "Brother, you don't know this, but since you left, Hu Sanniang has selected a hundred women to form an all-female army. Every day they practice spear and staff techniques, and diligently practice horseback riding and archery, attracting the attention of the Liangshan brothers. This has led to several incidents of the all-female army being harassed..."
"Holy crap!" Li Huan cursed, "Who has the nerve to harass the women's army of Liangshan? Is it Dwarf Tiger Wang Ying?"
Li Kui said, "You guessed it, it is indeed Wang Ying! Of course, there are other brothers as well..."
Li Huan angrily said, "Before I left, I repeatedly declared that no one should violate the military discipline of Liangshan, otherwise they will be severely punished!"
Li Kui said, "Yes, the brothers strictly abide by military discipline... but... but those female soldiers are so beautiful that the brothers can't resist them!"
Li Huan was both amused and exasperated: "Damn it, if you really can't control yourself, why not ask Sun Erniang for help and have her go down the mountain to find a matchmaker to marry you?"
Li Kui said, "Some brothers are handsome and can naturally find wives, but how can an ugly man like me find a wife? Unless the woman is ugly, stupid, and blind!"
Xiao Qiao and Da Qiao covered their mouths and laughed.
Li Kui said, "Look, even the two fairies think I'm ugly."
Li Huan said, "It's true that you're ugly, but why don't you choose an ugly woman too?"
Li Kui said, "I'm not interested in women. Whether they're ugly or beautiful, I don't care! Besides, I'm carefree and don't want to get married! But my brothers think differently. They're ugly themselves, yet they want to marry young and beautiful wives!"
"So, in a fit of anger, Sun Erniang stopped going down the mountain to find a matchmaker. Those brothers, envious of Hu Sanniang's female warriors, tried to make a move on them..."
Li Huan said, "I understand. People who are near the water get the moon first, and rabbits eat the grass near their burrows first."
“That’s right!” Li Kui gave a thumbs up. “Brother is absolutely right. They’re like rabbits who’ve gone crazy and want to eat the grass near their burrow.”
"Out of desperation, Hu Sanniang led her women's army to move to the back mountain and forbade anyone from approaching!"
"The back mountain?" Li Huan asked in surprise. "Are there houses on the back mountain?"
Li Kui said, "There are no houses on the back mountain, so Wu Song and I helped set up some tents for the women's army on the back mountain..."
Li Huan exclaimed in displeasure, "Damn it! Winter is coming soon, how are we supposed to live in tents! This is ridiculous!"
Li Kui said, "That's what I was thinking too. I'm afraid the women's army will get cold and sick, so I chop firewood every day and send it to the women's army as a winter backup."
Li Huan said, "Judging from your appearance, did you just come back from the back mountain?"
Li Kui laughed and said, "That's right, this bottle of Erguotou was also given to me by Hu Sanniang..."
Li Huan frowned and gave a stern command.
"Go quickly to the back mountain and have Hu Sanniang lead her women's army to Juyi Hall to see me!"
"Alright!" Li Kui, upon receiving the order, took off running towards the back mountain...
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