Upon hearing about dealing with Ao Bai, Kangxi's eyes lit up and he became excited.
"Hai Dafu has gone mad, how can we use him to deal with Ao Bai?"
Li Huan laughed and said, "Although Hai Dafu has gone mad, he hasn't lost his martial arts skills. As long as I can control him and make him obedient, I can deal with Ao Bai!"
Emperor Kangxi was overjoyed: "Good, I will not arrest Hai Dafu for the time being. I will hand him over to you. Tomorrow at noon, you will come to the Imperial Study to see me and discuss the matter of capturing Ao Bai!"
"Yes, sir!" Li Huan obeyed the command.
Emperor Kangxi then ordered that more guards be assigned to protect the Empress Dowager.
Li Huan quickly left Cining Palace and returned to his residence in the Imperial Kitchen.
Quiet.
Very quiet.
There was no sound from Hai Dafu, nor from Wei Xiaobao.
Li Huan entered the room.
Neither Hai Dafu nor Wei Xiaobao are to be seen.
What's going on?
Where did Hai Dafu and Wei Xiaobao go?
Li Huan went out of the room again to inspect the electric tricycle.
The doors were closed, and there were no signs of disturbance inside the carriage.
Suddenly, Li Huan heard a noise behind him and quickly turned around!
Hai Dafu flew over rapidly and grabbed Li Huan's abdomen with both hands!
Holy crap, Shaolin Dragon Claw Hand!
Li Huan instinctively leaped up and jumped onto the electric tricycle, avoiding Hai Dafu's attack.
clang!
Hai Dafu failed to catch Li Huan, and slammed his hands against the side of the electric tricycle, making a loud metallic sound.
Li Huan stared intently at it.
Hai Dafu was disheveled, his face was flushed, and his eyes were glazed over, as if he were mentally challenged.
Indeed, after being stabbed by the "Divine Dragon Thorn," Hai Dafu did go mad and become mentally unstable.
Li Huan asked, "Eunuch Hai, where is Xiao Chunzi?"
Hai Dafu raised his head and said, "My darling! My darling!"
Li Huan chuckled to himself.
Hai Dafu has gone mad; asking him about Wei Xiaobao's whereabouts is like casting pearls before swine.
Li Huan jumped out of the car and grabbed Hai Dafu's shoulder: "Your baby is inside!"
Hai Dafu followed Li Huan into the room.
Li Huan took a glass bottle from the shelf; it contained deer antler velvet.
"Grandpa Hai, drink this bottle of deer penis wine first, then drink this bottle of tiger penis wine, and your treasure will grow back!"
Hai Dafu, as obedient as a child, held the deer penis wine and drank it down with his head held high.
Li Huan then took down another glass bottle containing tiger penis.
He unzipped his fanny pack and took out the "Five Poisons Powder" that Hai Dafu had given him earlier.
After uncorking the bottle, Li Huan poured the entire bottle of "Five Poisons Powder" into the tiger penis wine.
Logically, after Hai Dafu drank the "Five Poisons Powder," he should have lost his internal energy and could no longer use his martial arts.
However, Hai Dafu was injured by the "Divine Dragon Thorn," which caused his meridians to become disordered. After drinking the "Five Poisons Powder," it produced an unexpected effect.
Glug, glug...
Hai Dafu finished drinking the deer antler wine.
Li Huan handed the tiger penis wine to Hai Dafu: "There's still tiger penis wine, drink it quickly!"
Hai Dafu obediently picked up the bottle and drank it down in a big gulp.
He had a big belly and a loud voice. He quickly finished the tiger penis wine and seemed to want more, even licking the bottle mouth clean.
Li Huan smiled and asked, "What do you think?"
*Pfft!* Hai Dafu let out a loud fart, and a plume of white smoke billowed out from behind him!
"Holy crap!" Li Huan quickly covered his nose and took a few steps back.
Pfft! Pfft!
Hai Dafu let out two more earth-shattering farts!
Burp! Burp!
Hai Dafu started hiccuping, and white smoke came out of his mouth and nostrils, which was extremely comical!
His face turned even redder, like a ripe tomato.
Li Huan knew that the poisonous effects of the "Five Poisons Powder" were beginning to take hold.
"Ah!" Hai Dafu screamed, suddenly sprang up, his head hit the roof beam, and he was forced to fall, only to bounce up again, repeating this cycle endlessly...
Li Huan's gaze followed Hai Dafu up and down.
Thump! Hai Dafu finally fell to the ground and remained motionless.
Li Huan stepped forward and kicked Hai Dafu's arm.
"Grandpa Hai! Grandpa Hai! Wake up! Wake up!"
Hai Dafu did not react; his eyes were closed, and white smoke was still coming out of his nostrils.
Li Huan paused for a few seconds, then suddenly shouted, "Time to eat boxed lunches! Time to eat boxed lunches!"
Suddenly, Hai Dafu sat up, his eyes gleaming!
"Time to eat lunchboxes! Time to eat lunchboxes!"
Li Huan smiled and asked, "What kind of boxed lunch would you like to eat?"
Hai Dafu grinned and asked, "What kind of boxed lunch do you want?"
Li Huan said, "I want to eat spicy crayfish!"
Hai Dafu said, "I want to eat spicy crayfish!"
Clearly, Hai Dafu's mental state became even more disordered, and he began to imitate Li Huan's speech.
Li Huan raised his fist and tapped his head.
Hai Dafu imitated Li Huan, raising his fist and hitting his own head.
At this moment, Wei Xiaobao walked into the room.
Li Huan hurriedly asked, "Xiao Bao, where did you go?"
Hai Dafu also asked, "Xiao Bao, where did you go?"
Wei Xiaobao said, "I was bored, so I went next door to gamble with the eunuchs. Hehehe, I had good luck tonight and won five taels of silver!"
Li Huan laughed and said, "I thought you had been killed by Hai Dafu!"
"I thought you'd been killed by Hai Dafu!" Hai Dafu continued to imitate Li Huan.
Wei Xiaobao walked up to Hai Dafu in surprise: "Eunuch Hai, what happened to you? Your hair is disheveled like a wronged woman, your face is as red as a monkey's butt, and you're even deliberately imitating Li Huan's speech!"
Hai Dafu neither answered Wei Xiaobao nor imitated Wei Xiaobao's speech.
Li Huan said, "Eunuch Hai has gone mad, his mind has wandered, he's gone insane!"
Hai Dafu continued to imitate Li Huan's speech.
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