The fake empress dowager makes her grand entrance, looking incredibly cool.
The actress who played the fake Empress Dowager was the stunningly beautiful actress Zhang Min.
Upon seeing Zhang Min, Li Huan couldn't help but think of Zhao Min, the character she portrayed in the movie "The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber"!
"Li Huan! I'm waiting for you in Dadu!"
Li Huan could faintly hear Zhao Min's voice.
This Zhao Min is the Zhao Min from "The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber" when Li Huan travels to the "martial arts world"!
I wonder how she is doing in the Ming Cult?
Just as Li Huan was stunned, the fake empress dowager began to undress.
Through the thin gauze curtain, the fake empress dowager's figure was alluring, exuding boundless charm.
Li Huan heard the sound of swallowing saliva.
Turning his head, he saw Wei Xiaobao staring intently at the fake Empress Dowager, almost drooling.
Li Huan also stared intently, admiring the beautiful scenery of the fake Empress Dowager.
Wei Xiaobao clenched his fists, muttering to himself, "Take it off, keep taking it off..."
Suddenly, a man in black burst into the Cining Palace!
The fake empress dowager hurriedly put on her clothes, led four palace maids out, and surrounded the man in black.
Wei Xiaobao exclaimed in astonishment: "Damn, the Empress Dowager actually knows martial arts!"
Li Huan laughed and said, "That man in black must be Eunuch Hai. He used a diversionary tactic to lure the Empress Dowager away!"
Wei Xiaobao cursed, "You bastard! Eunuch Hai keeps saying the Empress Dowager won't return to the palace early, it's all bullshit!"
Li Huan said, "If the Empress Dowager hadn't returned to the palace earlier, how could we have admired her beautiful figure just now?"
Wei Xiaobao chuckled: "So Brother Huan also enjoys admiring beautiful women!"
Li Huan said, "A beautiful woman is the object of a gentleman's affections. I'm not a real eunuch, so of course I like beautiful women!"
Wei Xiaobao said, "Speaking of women, I once saw a woman of unparalleled beauty at the Lichun Brothel."
Li Huan knew that the woman Wei Xiaobao was talking about was Ake, the disciple of the One-Armed Nun!
Wei Xiaobao said, "At that time, the woman was dressed in men's clothing. When her hat fell off, revealing her flowing long hair, she was like a fairy descending to earth, breathtaking and stunning. I was immediately captivated by her..."
"Xiao Bao!" Li Huan interrupted Wei Xiaobao, "We came to Cining Palace to steal the 'Forty-Two Chapters Sutra,' not to squat here talking about women!"
Wei Xiaobao suddenly realized: "Right, right, I almost forgot about the important matter of stealing the Forty-Two Chapters Sutra."
Li Huan stood up, walked quickly to the Empress Dowager's bed, and rummaged through it.
He lifted the blankets, revealing a Buddhist scripture.
Wei Xiaobao reached for the scripture, his eyes shining: "The Forty-Two Chapters Sutra!"
Li Huan asked, "Can you read?"
Wei Xiaobao shook his head: "I can't read."
Li Huan asked, "Since you can't read, how do you know this is the 'Forty-Two Chapters Sutra'?"
Wei Xiaobao laughed and said, "Although I can't read, I can count. Look, there are five characters written on the cover of the book. It must be the 'Forty-Two Chapters Sutra'!"
Li Huan gave a thumbs up: "Smart..."
No sooner had he finished speaking than the scripture in Wei Xiaobao's hand was snatched away!
Li Huan and Wei Xiaobao turned around and saw that the person who had taken the scriptures was a handsome young man.
Chingmy Yau!
No, it's Princess Jianning disguised as a man!
She angrily cursed, "You damned eunuch! You actually stole something!"
Li Huan said, "Hey, could you please remove the word 'dead' before 'eunuch'?"
Princess Jianning said, "You two stole from the Empress Dowager's palace, committing a serious crime. You're already dead. I'll call you 'dead eunuchs,' is there a problem?"
Just as Wei Xiaobao was about to scold him, Li Huan stopped him.
"Brother, judging by your handsome appearance and high-pitched voice, you must be a little eunuch, right?"
Li Huan approached Princess Jianning and looked directly into her eyes.
Princess Jianning was about to explode when she suddenly rolled her eyes and asked with a smile, "Don't you two recognize me?"
Li Huan clasped his hands in greeting: "May I ask your honorable name? And which eunuch do you serve?"
Princess Jianning smiled and said, "My name is Xiao Ningzi, and I am an underling of Eunuch He."
Xiao Ningzi, that's a good name you came up with on the spot.
As for Eunuch He, that's all made up.
Wei Xiaobao breathed a sigh of relief: "So you're a eunuch too. I thought you were the Empress Dowager's guard!"
Li Huan stretched out his hand: "Little Ningzi, give me back the scriptures right now! Otherwise, I'll beat you up!"
Princess Jianning tilted her head, finding Li Huan and Wei Xiaobao quite amusing.
As a princess, she was always treated with utmost respect by the eunuchs and palace maids she encountered, and they dared not even raise their voices.
The Li Huan and Wei Xiaobao before them were clearly different from the other eunuchs.
Princess Jianning placed the Forty-Two Chapters Sutra behind her back: "You dare to hit me? Come on, let's see how you hit me!"
After saying that, Princess Jianning threw a punch at Li Huan's head!
In an instant, Li Huan dodged, and the punch landed squarely on Wei Xiaobao's left eye!
"Ouch!" Wei Xiaobao screamed, covering his left eye: "Damn it, you actually hit me!"
Li Huan stepped forward and grabbed Princess Jianning by the collar, immediately feeling an unusual tenderness.
"Hehe!" Li Huan laughed, "Little eunuch, you're quite thin, but your pectoral muscles are very well-developed. How did you train that?"
Princess Jianning's face flushed red instantly. She hurriedly broke free from Li Huan's hand and punched him on the head again.
Unexpectedly, Li Huan dodged the attack again and punched Wei Xiaobao in the right eye!
"Damn it!" Wei Xiaobao covered his right eye. "You hit me again! I make my living with this face! I swear I won't be human until I beat you into a pig!"
Li Huan also shouted, "Beat her up! Take back the scriptures!"
Princess Jianning turned and fled, running out of Cining Palace.
"Little eunuch! Where do you think you're going? Stop right there!"
Li Huan and Wei Xiaobao followed closely behind Princess Jianning into an antique-style study.
This is clearly the emperor's study.
The space is spacious and brightly lit.
A thought flashed through Li Huan's mind: selling boxed lunches here should be able to win over Kangxi's taste buds.
Then look at Princess Jianning, standing at the bottom of a ladder, head held high, shouting: "Brother! Help me! Someone is hitting me!"
At the top of the ladder stood the young emperor—Kangxi!
Li Huan had a good impression of Deric Wan's portrayal of Emperor Kangxi.
Kangxi put down the book in his hand, his expression surprised: "Someone hit you? Who is so audacious?"
Li Huan walked over and shouted at Princess Jianning, "Little eunuch, not only did you steal our scriptures, but you also hit us. Now you're turning around and accusing us of hitting you. This is utterly slanderous and a complete distortion of the truth!"
Upon hearing this, Emperor Kangxi was so shocked that he almost fell off the ladder!
No servant in the entire palace dared to speak to Princess Jianning like that, especially in front of the emperor!
Emperor Kangxi quickly climbed down the ladder, about to erupt in anger, but was stopped by Princess Jianning.
Princess Jianning whispered a few words into Kangxi's ear.
In an instant, Kangxi's anger turned to joy, and he smiled.
It is obvious that Princess Jianning persuaded Emperor Kangxi to pretend to be a eunuch and use Li Huan and Wei Xiaobao for amusement.
Taking advantage of the situation, Li Huan pointed at Princess Jianning and said, "Little eunuch, you escaped here and found a eunuch as your helper, do you think I wouldn't dare to beat you up?"
"Haha, I'm not only going to beat you up, I'm going to feed you the spiciest chicken wings in the world, so you can taste what's what!"
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