She is obviously a lady from a wealthy family, but not only is she not as good as Aunt Wan, she is even worse than the fire-making maid in the second son's family.
She is simply not worthy of being Mingyue and Weiwei's biological mother.
Gu Youlian felt quite aggrieved when she was scolded by her own man.
But before she could say anything, another long string of smelly farts came out.
It smells like a fermented, sour smell.
After a brief moment of stunned silence, Ling Jiren reached out and pulled him away: "Stay away from me!"
There is some resentment in me.
Gu Youlian felt that her husband did not understand her fear and sobbed softly.
Tears streamed down my face, but I just couldn't feel any sympathy for him.
Ling Jiyi was afraid that others would smell the fishy odor on him, so he always walked at the outside of the team.
Geng Suhua saw this and grabbed his arm distressedly: "Son, you are different from that woman. You are a hero. It's not shameful to get your pants wet!"
"Yes, Third Brother, you killed a wolf. You're much more powerful than those idiots who cry and obstruct others!"
Ling Jiran held Ling Mingyue with his left hand and Ling Weiwei with his right hand, and was full of complaints towards his sister-in-law who was incapable of taking responsibility.
Glancing ahead, Chi Xingyue, who was sitting on the cart, couldn't help but envy her fearlessness in the face of danger, and the unconditional favoritism of her parents-in-law and husband.
Chi Xingyue originally wanted to walk beside the cart, but Shu Muyun was grateful for her life-saving grace, and Ling Weicheng also felt that his daughter-in-law was suffering for protecting the family, so they unanimously gave her the opportunity to ride in the cart.
Chi Xingyue was indeed a little tired, so she didn't bother to be polite with her in-laws.
Ling Jiheng went to the third room, took back Gao Hongbin's dagger, and then returned the ones on himself and his father to Chi Xingyue.
This series of actions left Ling Weicheng confused.
He grabbed Ling Jiheng's arm and asked, "Why are you giving such a dangerous thing to your wife instead of taking it yourself?"
Ling Jiheng sighed: "We are exiled prisoners and it is not convenient for us to carry weapons. Lord Gao is very vigilant. If he finds us, we will be charged as fugitives.
Xingyue is different. She is a woman, so her presence is small and she doesn’t attract attention easily.”
The most important thing is that the little fairy has space and can hide weapons where no one can find them.
Ling Weicheng thought it made sense, so he said nothing more.
However, he had just experienced a fierce battle and his stomach was a little hungry, and it kept rumbling.
Seeing this, Ling Jiheng took out two pieces of malt sugar from his sleeve and said, "Dad, hold them in your mouth first. When we have a break, your son will grill some meat for you."
Ling Weicheng tore open the oil paper and looked at the sticky syrup, and suddenly lost his appetite.
But his stomach was so upset that he had no time to hesitate.
I closed my eyes and put it in my mouth, and I felt that the taste was so special.
It’s sweet, yes, but it smells like poop!
Ling Weicheng was suspicious and was about to spit out the malt sugar to take a look when he saw a white butt in the grass, spraying out filth like a machine gun!
Ling Weicheng: “…”
He vomited it out directly, and the malt sugar fell to the ground, rolling in a thick layer of dirt.
Puff puff puff!
The stomach acid dripping down felt like it could corrode the ground.
There was another puff sound, and Ling Weicheng didn't even raise his head, feeling a bitter taste in his mouth.
Well, he vomited all the bile.
In this case, we have to see who is the shameless person showing his butt!
Who would have thought that this sight would make him vomit again.
It's really eye-catching.
The person hiding in the bushes wasn't just one person, but a group of three or five, all doing the same thing.
No wonder, he smelled the smell of feces and almost suspected that he had eaten shit.
But why did they all have diarrhea?
Even the people from the first and third wives were not spared.
Ling Jiheng looked straight ahead and guessed, "Maybe he ate too much meat at noon and has a stomachache!"
He had reminded me of this a long time ago, but unfortunately no one listened.
Ling Weicheng trusts his son's words 100%.
He couldn't help but feel fortunate that Shu Muyun and he were not greedy, otherwise he would have to hide in the bushes like them, pretending to be quails.
Gu Youlian finally cleared out the filth in her stomach and ran to Ling Jiren to flatter him.
As a result, the stench on his body drove people away from a distance.
"Have you wiped it? Why does it stink so bad?"
Gu Youlian felt aggrieved, thinking that it was the middle of the night in the wilderness, how could she wipe it?
She did pluck a few half-yellow leaves, but they were so thin and long that they broke when she pinched them. She had no choice but to use some tricks.
I thought everyone on the road to exile smelled bad, so I didn't take it seriously.
Unexpectedly, Ling Jiren had such a sharp nose that he exposed her right away.
Gu Youlian was so embarrassed that she felt like she had lost all her face in this life at this moment.
Chi Xingyue was eating melon and really wanted to look up and see everyone's expressions.
But just as he started to act rashly, Ling Jiheng held his head down and said, "Just lie down obediently. What's so good about your butt?"
Chi Xingyue said, "It looks good, how can it not look good?" In later generations, people would spend a lot of money to train themselves to have a perfect buttocks.
However, going to the toilet is not so pretty, and she is not a pervert.
The convoy moved forward slowly, and the stench was unbearable for several miles.
Finally, at daybreak, the convoy stopped and a group of people lay on the ground, feeling exhausted.
The wounds on my body were aching slightly, and even my stomach and anus were not spared. I felt the urge to defecate from time to time.
It was at least twenty or thirty miles away from where the wolves attacked them.
Seeing that everyone was in poor condition, Gao Hongbin ordered them to rest on the spot and treat their injuries.
He didn't care how to deal with it specifically. The medicine purchased in Jiangning Prefecture was not enough, and he couldn't give it to the exiled prisoners.
As for the horses and wolf carcasses, consider them as compensation for the misfortune they suffered and deal with them as you wish.
Upon hearing Lord Gao's arrangement, the Chen and Wang families were dissatisfied, but they did not dare to refute.
Old Master Han quietly took out a hundred taels of silver in exchange for a bottle of medicine, asking his descendants to use it sparingly.
Ling Jiheng took twenty taels of silver and exchanged it with Gao Hongbin for a small bottle of white wine.
Then he took out the medicine from his sleeve and treated the wound of the wounded man.
He was not as simple and crude as others who just sprinkled the medicine directly.
Instead, simply rinse the wound with soapy water to wash away dust and blood, and then disinfect it with alcohol.
Finally, sprinkle the medicine prepared by Doctor Cheng on the wound and bandage it with clean gauze.
Because it was dark, no one noticed the abnormality here.
However, everyone in the Ling family began to have doubts.
How come Ling Jiheng has prepared everything, even bandages?
It can’t be that some kind-hearted person sent it here on purpose because he was afraid that they would get hurt!
As for the soapy water, well, they ignored it.
Various smells were intertwined at the scene, and the faint scent of soap could not be smelled at all unless you sniffed it specifically.
Ling Jiheng didn't explain, but just told them to take good care of their injuries and not to develop any chronic illness.
Then he pulled Chi Xingyue away from the crowd and hurried back to the fairyland to wash up before the sun came out.
Chi Xingyue did not let Ling Jiheng down, and slipped into the space at the angle between a small mound and bushes.
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