Seeing Feng Jiuyan holding a wooden bucket half-full of water, the village chief's eyes became gloomy. He quickened his pace and walked in front of Feng Jiuyan.
"What are you doing!" The village chief's words were a little harsh, and he looked at the wooden barrel in Feng Jiuyan's hand with a fierce look.
"Village chief, you're finally here! Wuuuuu--" The woman lay on the ground, raised her eyes, looked at the village chief aggrievedly, with tears of grievance in her eyes.
Seeing the village chief was like seeing a savior.
If the village chief doesn't come, she really won't be able to hold on any longer!
This ugly guy was really difficult to deal with. He even tripped her on purpose! Now she felt a sharp pain in her palms and knees.
"Village, village chief, I, I didn't do anything!" Feng Jiuyan looked flustered, with an anxious look on his face. He held the bucket with both hands, staggering.
His feet slipped and he couldn't control himself and fell towards the village chief.
"Ahhhh!" Feng Jiuyan screamed.
The bucket was thrown up by her with great force. Feng Jiuyan's eyes widened as she watched in fear as the bucket flew towards the village chief's head. She swayed from side to side, pretending to barely keep her balance.
The village chief saw that the situation was not good and just wanted to dodge, but he felt his legs numb and his body could not move.
With a "splash", the village chief was drenched by the water.
From head to toe, he was completely soaked, like a drowned rat.
"Clang"
The village chief was hit right on the head by the bucket.
The woman lay on the ground, looking at the sudden scene in shock. She stared with her mouth wide open at the village chief who was covered by the barrel. For a moment, she even forgot to scream in pain.
Feng Jiuyan looked at his masterpiece with satisfaction. Well, the village chief got wet! Very good, very good!
Guilt quickly crept into her eyes. Feng Jiuyan stumbled towards the village chief and quickly took the barrel off his head. She kept bending down to apologize, "Village, village chief, yes, I'm sorry, I, I didn't mean it, wuwuwu——"
To make it more realistic, she secretly twisted her thigh hard, her eyes quickly turned red and she squeezed out a few crocodile tears.
She raised her eyes timidly and stole a few glances at the village chief, pretending to be very scared.
When she saw this, she almost laughed out loud.
The village chief's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, blood was flowing from his nose, and the corner of his right eye was bruised purple.
"Blood, blood, Village Chief, you have a nosebleed." Feng Jiuyan pointed at the Village Chief in horror.
Village chief Mumu's face finally showed a crack. He frowned, suppressed his anger, raised his hand and wiped his nose. He looked at his hand and found that he was bleeding from the nose.
The woman lying on the ground was startled, and she quickly jumped up and rushed to the village chief. "Village chief, village chief, you are bleeding!"
Feng Jiuyan took advantage of the woman's inattention and gently kicked a slippery pebble under her feet.
"Bang!"
The woman was not careful and stepped on the cobblestones, and fell hard on the village chief. The woman was a little fat, and under such a strong impact, the two fell directly to the ground.
"Ah!" The village chief couldn't help but let out a low scream.
He was pinned down by the fat woman and almost died.
"Village, village chief, ah! I didn't mean to do that, I really didn't mean to do that! My feet were too slippery." The woman was so anxious that she stammered. Her face turned red.
"Get out of the way! I can't breathe!" The village chief pushed the woman on his back with great effort.
"Oh! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" The woman hurriedly and panickedly got up from the ground.
After the village chief struggled to get up from the ground, he twisted his clothes hard, and a lot of water came out of his clothes.
He looked at Feng Jiuyan with a sullen face, and was about to scold her when Feng Jiuyan spoke before him.
"Village chief, you must listen to my excuses!"
"Wow, wow, wow, this is all my aunt's fault!" Feng Jiuyan was the first to complain, pointing at the woman next to the village chief and accusing her.
"What! What does it have to do with me?" The woman was so angry that she almost jumped up. "It wasn't me who splashed water on the village chief, nor was it me who hit the village chief with a wooden barrel and made his nose bleed!"
The more the village chief listened, the darker his face became. This was already embarrassing enough, why did he repeat it again? Did he think he hadn't been embarrassed enough?
Feng Jiuyan wiped her tears with her sleeves in grievance, "Wuwu, Auntie, if you hadn't repeatedly stopped me from fetching water from the well, this wouldn't have happened. What's more, it was you who insisted on fetching water for me, and then you couldn't lift it steadily and almost broke my bucket. I was trying to catch the bucket, so I accidentally tripped you and caused you to fall to the ground."
"I was worried that you would report me to the village chief and put all the blame on me. I saw the village chief coming and I got scared. I was too scared and my feet slipped, so I splashed the water on the village chief."
The village chief and the woman were dumbfounded, shocked by Feng Jiuyan's eloquence. The woman's face was ferocious, as if she was constipated. Hey, this ugly guy actually made the villain complain first!
Feng Jiuyan smiled secretly and said what others said, leaving them speechless.
Hehe, it feels so good!
The two opened their mouths and were about to speak, but Feng Jiuyan spoke first.
"Village chief, I don't know what's wrong with Auntie. She has been trying to stop me from fetching water." She seemed to have thought of something and looked at the woman in shock. "Could it be that Auntie put drugs in the well water?"
Directly divert the attention of the village chief and the woman, so that they no longer worry about being stabbed, splashed with water, or tripped by others.
Sure enough, the two were led by Feng Jiuyan.
The woman turned to look at the village chief, then turned back and yelled at Feng Jiuyan, "You're talking nonsense! I never put drugs in the well!" Her words were filled with guilt and a sense of bluffing.
Village chief: "..." Stupid woman! Why are you so flustered? Are you afraid that others won't notice that there's something wrong with the water?
"Haha, how could there be a problem with the water? This is the water that our villagers drink every day. Miss Feng is probably overthinking it. Your aunt just wanted to help you, but she almost dropped your wooden barrel on the ground." The village chief spoke without any loopholes, trying to dispel Feng Jiuyan's doubts.
Feng Jiuyan also cooperated very well. She relaxed her body a little and looked at the village chief with innocent eyes. "It's good that there's no problem. I thought Auntie knew there was something wrong with the well water and deliberately didn't fetch me water. Then I'll fetch another bucket of water and bring it back to drink. That should be okay, right?" After saying that, she looked at the village chief timidly.
She deliberately wanted to fetch water so that she wouldn't have to attend the evening banquet.
"Of course, I'll help you right away!" The village chief grinned and said sincerely.
The woman looked at the village chief with some concern, "Village chief, you..." She opened her mouth and closed it again.
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