Chapter 343 Blowing up the toilet



All the people in the prison were released from prison, including those who were not in the exile team.

Feng Jiuyan hid on the beam and watched them leave.

"Tell me, how did those keys get into our cage? We didn't even notice it."

"Yes, it feels like a dream now."

"Hey, there were bandits here before, why are there no bandits guarding us now?"

"Hush, keep your voice down. If we attract bandits, we will all be dead." An officer turned around and glared at the person behind him.

Among those captured, there were seven or eight officials. They were lucky enough not to be killed by the bandits. Of course, in addition to the girls, there were also many young and strong men in the exile team.

The bandits told them that their village needed to build houses recently, so they were lucky enough not to be killed on the spot.

Hearing this, they quickly shut their mouths and no longer dared to chatter endlessly.

The group finally reached the prison gate.

Several officers looked out curiously.

"There are no bandits guarding us tonight?"

"Yes, there are none on either side of the gate. I remember when we came in, the mountain bandit patrol was also patrolling. Why is it so quiet now?"

"Hey, who cares? It's best if there's nothing wrong. Let's run away."

Several officers gestured to the people behind them and tiptoed out.

"Sir, what should we do now?"

"Yes, I escaped from the prison, but how can I escape from this mountain stronghold?"

"You ask us, but who should we ask? We are just like you, we don't know the way."

The atmosphere at the scene suddenly froze, and everyone's face became terribly gloomy.

Because they all knew very well that it was not easy to escape down the mountain, and this was the crux of the problem.

When they were taken up the mountain, their heads were tightly covered with a black cloth bag, making it impossible for them to tell the direction, let alone find their way.

"Guji~Guji~" a strange sound was heard.

"Puff puff puff~~" Another burst of loud fart sounds, especially loud.

"Here it comes again!" The horse-faced woman's face turned as pale as paper. She had been suffering from diarrhea for a long time and was in great pain. She didn't expect that her stomach would start to hurt again.

“Who farted? It stinks!” The people around pinched their noses and turned their heads with disgust, trying to find the “culprit”.

"Hehehe." The horse-faced woman blushed, feeling extremely embarrassed.

“Puff, puff, puff~~”

There was another deafening fart sound, like a cannon suddenly exploding in the silent air, accompanied by a strong, disgusting stench.

"It's not me, it's not me." The horse-faced woman waved her hands quickly. She turned around and saw that it was her close friends.

At that time, they bought steamed buns in the tea stall, and each of them got two meat buns, and showed them off everywhere. Who knew that the meat buns were drugged by the bandits? They had been having diarrhea for a long time, and now their stomachs began to ache again.

They desperately wanted to go to the toilet, but were afraid that the large group would flee the village when they did, so they held it in with all their endurance.

“Guji guji~~”

"Oh, I can't bear it anymore. I need to go to the toilet."

One of them covered her stomach and ran away as fast as she could, and the horse-faced woman and the others endured even more pain.

"Ahhh, I can't help it anymore."

"I can't help it anymore, wait for me."

......

In the end, only the horse-faced woman was left.

She looked at the officials, then at her girlfriends who were running to the toilet, stamped her feet and said, "Oh, never mind!" Then she covered her stomach and chased after them.

"Hey, wait for me, wait for me~~"

Feng Jiuyan, who was squatting on a tree, looked at the direction where the horse-faced woman and her companions left, curled up a wicked smile, and followed them.

The horse-faced woman and her companions searched for a long time before they finally found the toilet.

There were many toilets in a row, and they quickly occupied one each.

"Mmm~ It feels so good, I'm almost suffocating myself!"

"Who says it's not true? These bandits have caused us so much harm."

"Hey, I don't know if everyone will still be waiting for us there when we go back."

They were chatting, not knowing what big surprise was waiting for them ahead.

As soon as Feng Jiuyan approached the toilet, the foul smell went straight into her nose. She quickly covered her nose with her hand and held her breath.

Yue, it stinks!

She was almost suffocated.

She rolled her eyes and a sly smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.

The toilet is directly connected to the septic tank, it would be fun to see it explode!

Thinking of this, she took out a tinderbox and some explosive packs from the space, quickly lit a few explosive packs with the tinderbox, and threw them into the empty pit, one after another, throwing two or three in a flash.

She quickly flashed into the space and then teleported to a big tree in the distance.

As soon as I sat down on the tree branch, I heard an explosion coming from the toilet in front of me.

“Bang, bang, bang…!”

“BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM…!”

Explosions sounded one after another throughout Qingxiu Mountain. Flames mixed with unidentified golden objects shot straight into the sky, and then the entire mountain was filled with a creepy stench.

Then, the heart-wrenching screams of the horse-faced woman and several others were heard in the distance.

“Ahhhh!”

"Ahhh, this is so disgusting, wuuuuuuu, the toilet has collapsed!"

"Help! I fell into the toilet."

"Ahhhh, bah, bah, ugh~~~"

"Help, Yue, help..."

Hearing their shouts, Feng Jiuyan's eyes sparkled and a triumphant smirk appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Last time they said they wanted to eat shit!

Feng Jiuyan hasn't forgotten.

She made their dreams come true and she hoped they wouldn't be too grateful to her.

Feng Jiuyan was in a good mood and took out a telescope from the space and looked in the direction of the toilet.

The row of toilets that were originally intact had been blown to pieces, with broken walls scattered everywhere. The unknown filthy things in the toilets were also splashed everywhere, as if a nightmare had come.

Feng Jiuyan could smell the faint stench from a distance, not to mention the horse-faced woman and her companions who were there in person.

She quickly took out the handkerchief from her bosom and tied it around her nose.

A gust of wind blew over, and the entire Qingxiu Mountain was filled with a strong smell of shit.

The bandits, who had just finished putting out the fire and were almost collapsed from exhaustion, were so overwhelmed by the stench that they almost missed seeing their grandmother.

"Ugh, what's that stench!"

"Ah, who did this, ugh, ugh ugh~"

"Damn it, the toilet was blown up!"

"What? The toilet was blown up? Who is so wicked as to do such a thing? Ugh, ugh~~"

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