Chapter 191 A unique dinner party



"Because you need to be sincere to get the scriptures from the West, you have to be down-to-earth and walk step by step. You will encounter many monsters along the way.

There are tiger spirits as big as houses, scorpion spirits that sting people, and fox spirits that confuse people. In short, all kinds of small animals can become spirits after practicing for a long time, and they have many different abilities.

Many times even Sun Wukong couldn’t deal with it, and had to fly to the sky to ask the gods to come down for help, otherwise he couldn’t rescue Tang Seng. If the monster hadn’t been so slow, Tang Seng would have been eaten long ago.

Those monsters are all stupid. If I were a monster, I wouldn't care about anything and would just bite Tang Seng to death and eat a few bites first, otherwise I wouldn't get to eat Tang Seng's flesh and end up getting beaten to death by Sun Wukong with a stick."

Xiao Yuehua used to listen to stories, but this was her first time telling a story. She was so happy that she talked a lot, using gestures and rambling on and on, and in the end she even ruthlessly despised the monster.

Everyone laughed. Wu Zetian held Xiao Yuehua in her arms and asked, "Why do those monsters want to eat Master Sanzang?"

“Because Master Sanzang is a holy monk, eating his food can make you immortal. But Daddy later said that this was actually a trap set by the gods in heaven, who deliberately spread false news and waited for the monsters to take the bait.

"Although lotus root slices and pig's trotters have already been cooked, they can still be boiled for a long time. We can use a large spoon to put more of them in the soup pot and slowly boil them while we eat them.

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I intend to organize a system from the lowest level to the highest level, and let the students in Yuzhou write more vernacular novels to help the people pass their time in their spare time."

There was a large round table, with Li Zhi sitting in the middle, Wu Zetian and Wang Zheng sitting on his left and right respectively, Luo Xiaomei sat between Wang Zheng and Wang Ping'an, brothers Li Xian and Li Xian sat opposite Li Zhi, and Xiao Yuehua occupied the seat next to Wu Zetian.

Li Zhi was speechless for a moment. Fortunately, Luo Xiaomei came in and said that dinner was ready, so everyone went to the dining room together.

All vernacular novels incorporate the ideas of loyalty to the emperor, patriotism, benevolence, justice and morality. This way, I believe the world will become more harmonious.”

Luo Xiaomei is the only one taking care of Wang Zheng's family. It is troublesome to prepare other food, so they just eat hot pot.

Wu Zetian looked at Wang Zheng in surprise and asked, "Can a six-month-old baby eat these?"

"Thank you, sister." Li Dan thanked her first and then started eating.

Xiao Yuehua looked very proud after receiving Wu Zetian's praise, and the adults all smiled.

"It doesn't matter if you're on the wrong path. If you can't even distinguish between a storybook novel and reality, it doesn't matter if you're on the wrong path or not. At most, we can place some immortal mountains and sects overseas, just in time to let those guys go out to sea."

Little Li Dan felt that it was a bit awkward to stand on the chair, so he looked at his father, the emperor, and his mother, the empress. Wu Zetian nodded in agreement, and Li Zhi smiled and said, "Since this is the rule of your master's family, then the guest should follow the host's wishes."

"My lady, it's inconvenient for you to hold my little sister. Let me help you boil the vegetables."

Xiao Yuehua stood on a chair, deftly put the vegetables into a bamboo spoon and then into the soup pot while introducing them.

"Oh, what kind of system is it? Tell me about it." Li Zhi asked curiously.

Buddhists and Taoists cultivate spiritual energy, overturn rivers and seas, and walk in the air. Immortals cultivate divine energy, destroy the world in an instant, travel across the vast ocean in the morning and the vast sky in the evening. In the ancient times, they were powerful people who comprehended the great Dao, and were able to destroy the world with a flip of their hand and recreate it.

Wang Zheng shook his head and said with a smile: "It's different. Their method is to fool the people, and I am just having fun. The two purposes are different. Now the people have enough food and drink, so we want to prevent them from being bored.

This way, Sun Wukong can catch all the monsters in one fell swoop. Those who seek immortality will die from immortality. It is impossible for all things in the world to be immortal. Even a thousand-year-old tree will be blown by the wind and struck by lightning, eaten by insects and pecked by birds, and will naturally wither. Cherish every day of your life."

Xiao Yuehua took the small spoonful of brains from the soup pot and poured it into Wu Zetian's bowl. She smiled and said, "My queen, try it. I guarantee it's cooked and tender."

"Put the bamboo spoon on the brain flower, pick up the leaves underneath, turn it over, and it will go in soon."

Xiao Yuehua helped to boil it and put it in Li Dan's bowl. She smiled and said, "Eat it quickly. I'll boil another one for you."

Xiao Yuehua's shaking head made everyone laugh again, and there was a hint of loss in Li Zhi's laughter.

Wang Zheng pondered for a moment and said, "Ordinary people train their bodies to build strength, and those with bronze skin and iron bones have amazing fighting power. The martial arts sects have unique methods to cultivate internal strength and true energy, and they can easily split mountains and rocks and fly over eaves and walls.

For things like cabbage leaves and brains that cook in a few seconds, we put them in a small spoon, blanch them for a few seconds, and then we can pick them up and eat them.”

After everyone had a bowl of milky white crucian carp soup, everyone started to blanch the vegetables.

Wu Zetian picked up a little brain with chopsticks and tasted it, then nodded and said with a smile: "It's really good. You have a good grasp of the timing."

Then Xiao Yuehua boiled one for herself and ate it. Seeing the little Taiping looking at her and swallowing her saliva, she said to Wu Zetian: "My queen, the little sister wants to eat it too. I'll feed her a little bit. I also ate brains when I was little."

After Xiao Yuehua carried Li Dan to the chair next to her, she said, "A child under ten years old can stand on a chair to eat at the big table. Otherwise, he can't reach it. I can still stand for a few more years, but my brothers can't stand to eat anymore."

"Yeah, I've eaten a lot of brains. Daddy said eating brains can nourish the brain, so that's why I'm so smart."

Li Zhi frowned and asked, "It sounds good, but isn't the chief steward afraid of misleading some people by doing this?"

Li Zhi looked at Wang Zheng and asked, "Didn't the chief steward ask Buddhism and Taoism to abandon the idea of ​​immortals and gods? Why are you making up myths instead?"

Xiao Yuehua turned around and saw that Li Dan had picked the brains so much that they couldn't even fit into the small bamboo spoon, so she hurried to help.

Xiao Yuehua picked up a little bit with chopsticks and fed it to Taiping. After Taiping tasted it, he started smacking his lips vigorously and then laughed happily.

Xiao Yuehua said happily: "You really like it. I thought Dad was lying to me."

Wang Ping'an was also introducing various ways of eating to the brothers Li Xian and Li Xian, and the three boys kept eating and drinking.

Li Zhi looked at the little guys who were eating and drinking happily, raised his glass and clinked it with Wang Zheng, and said with a smile: "It feels really good to have a meal like this at the house of the steward!"

"Your Majesty, please come often when you have time."


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