In the evening.
Andre Quinn has finally "compiled" his review of Hu Yibao's "Kung Fu Hustle" movie.
Thousands of words in full flow.
With both pictures and text.
Done in one go.
The content, as always, is derogatory from every angle.
Even if he has not seen "Kung Fu Hustle", it does not affect Andre Quinn's performance at all.
"The Chinese film 'Kung Fu,' directed by Chinese director Hu Yibao, will soon be released globally through CMA and Europa Cinemas. Hearing this news, my good mood for the day was ruined."
"Hasn't everyone seen what Chinese films are like? Calling them garbage is simply not enough to describe them. One film after another has flopped, and every one of them is directed by one of their so-called top directors. Do Chinese people have some misunderstanding about top directors?"
"Okay, now I'm going to analyze eight aspects of 'Kung Fu' to see if it's a bad movie. I'm going to convince those who oppose it to shut up."
"First of all, the director of the movie 'Kung Fu,' Hu Yibao, is a man who is very good at disguising himself. The whole world knows how he won this year's Nobel Prize in Medicine..."
Andre Quinn read his own article silently, with an increasingly excited smile on his face.
When this "sharp" article was uploaded, Andre Quinn could fully predict what would happen next.
Excited hands gently click the mouse.
The article is uploaded and recommended.
It only takes a few minutes.
Andre Quinn’s special tweet, as he expected, went viral!
One-sided comments.
"Compared to all those online soft-selling articles bought by major investors, this is the most objective review of 'Kung Fu' I've ever seen. Chinese Kung Fu is just so-so. Hu Yibao actually chose 'Kung Fu' as the title of his movie."
"Hahaha, good scolding! Hu Yibao really is a bit ungrateful. He actually wants to use the movie 'Kung Fu' to get involved in the global market dominated by Chinese films."
"Mr. Andre Quinn, you are indeed a professional film critic. He has analyzed for us from a professional perspective just how bad the movie 'Kung Fu' is."
"We welcome China to once again export a truly terrible film to the global film market."
"Are those Chinese, half-baked moves in 'Kung Fu'? They really look a bit ridiculous."
"I heard that Hu Yibao, the director of 'Kung Fu,' is also the president of China's recently established elite martial arts association and the leader of the martial arts world. Based on strength, Hu Yibao is the most powerful martial artist in China. I just don't know if he can withstand a punch from our country's Asen."
"Andre Quinn's recent film reviews of Huaxia are really becoming more and more professional. This time, his review of 'Kung Fu' is just as I expected."
“…”
Andre Quinn was eating popcorn and reading the comments. There were even celebrities hanging around in his comment section and some were even actively forwarding his comments.
Gatesmade: "Kung Fu? Hahaha, what are the Chinese trying to do? Promoting their Chinese Kung Fu to the world? Why not learn our boxing?"
Jimmy: "Oh! Come and see what an excellent film review this is. It not only tears off the superficial decoration of the Chinese film "Kung Fu", but also directly analyzes it at a deeper level. It is really insightful. I hope everyone can see it."
Tong Silangsha: "I have never believed that China could produce any excellent films. For example, the movie 'Kung Fu' was released this time. From the moment I saw the advertisement for it, I was filled with disdain. I simply do not want such a movie to be shown in my sacred country, the United States."
Klassen: "I have forwarded it. I hope everyone can see such an excellent review of Chinese films. In addition, Andre Quinn will be a very good film critic in the future. He is very professional when reviewing Chinese films."
With the help of these "celebrities", Andre Quinn's review of "Kung Fu" became a hit on Twitter and became popular all over the world.
Major media outlets around the world put their own headlines on it and reprinted it.
[A review of "Kung Fu" by the United States]
[Kung Fu is destined to be a bad movie]
【Chinese films that are never expected】
[Andre Quinn exposes Hu Yibao's hypocrisy]
Fake Movie
【China's "Kung Fu"】
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Beautiful country.
CMA Building.
Zhang Li, who was transferred from Yida Cinema to take over the affairs of CMA, looked at a news link just sent by a company employee.
The content was a film review of Andre Quinn. Zhang Li then searched for related film reviews on the Internet and soon saw a large number of news media reports.
Zhang Li’s expression became increasingly ugly.
"Kung Fu" is the first Chinese film that Zhang Li received after taking office, which will be released globally through CMA. As a Chinese, Zhang Li attaches great importance to this.
It's not just about investing a lot of money in promoting it.
At the same time, we also contacted major film critics in the United States and asked them to help write articles.
Now, just because of a groundless film review by Andre Quinn, the previous positive publicity for "Kung Fu" has completely collapsed.
It is almost impossible to restore the positive image of "Kung Fu" by spending money on publicity.
Sitting at the desk, Zhang Li clenched his fists, veins popping out on his forehead, looking at the Andre Quinn movie review on the computer screen, his mind quickly thinking about the next countermeasures.
It took a long time.
Zhang Li weakly made a phone call to the Hua Xia Yida headquarters.
The extent to which things have developed is no longer something I can change, I can only look to the headquarters.
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at the same time.
New World Chairman's Office.
Hu Yibao, who had just arrived at the company, received a call from Tang Guoren.
"Mr. Hu, something went wrong with your promotion of 'Kung Fu' in the United States. It's quite serious..."
After hanging up the phone.
Hu Yibao saw the photos sent by Tang Guoren.
Dozens of them.
The content was Andre Quinn's film review of "Kung Fu", and a screenshot of the comments below the film review article.
As well as related news headlines reprinted by major media around the world.
Just finished watching it.
Tang Guoren called again.
Tang Guoren's voice rang in Hu Yibao's ears through the mobile phone.
"Mr. Hu, regarding this matter, our Datang Company will mobilize all of its resources abroad to completely suppress it."
"No need!" Hu Yibao smiled faintly and replied.
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