"Don't talk, close your eyes. Time is of the essence and the task is urgent. I'll explain later."
Sun Jian didn't want to waste time; who knew if they would rush up and check each room after the commotion was over?
After the man in blue said "Oh," he began to cooperate with Sun Jian in applying makeup, but the shock in his heart did not disappear for a long time.
He was certain that there weren't so many things on the table before he started counting, and he hadn't heard any noise while he was counting, but as soon as he opened his eyes, all these things appeared out of thin air...
This person is not simple. Could he be a magician?
Sun Jian didn't care what he thought. Combining his little bit of makeup experience from his previous life, he quickly completed the makeup on the man in blue.
"Come on, put these clothes on."
Sun Jian took a set of women's clothes from the cabinet and had the man in blue dress put them on.
"Perfect, all that's missing is fake breasts and a voice changer."
Sun Jian looked at his "work" and felt a surge of pride.
This appearance is so captivating that even I, let alone people from ancient times, would be moved by it.
If I hadn't known this guy was a man, I would have spent a hundred taels of silver to get his name checked.
"Wow, this thing is amazing."
"It feels exactly like a woman's breasts. How was it made? What kind of material was it made of?"
The man in blue was playing with the silicone soft object in his hand, looking surprised.
"Brother, stop playing around, or something bad will happen." Sun Jian said helplessly.
"oh."
Following Sun Jian's instructions, the man in blue installed the silicone device and then put the voice changer around his neck. As soon as he opened his mouth to speak, he discovered that his voice had turned into a female voice, and he was so surprised that his mouth dropped open again.
"This is even more amazing than those fake breasts!"
"Young master, are you finished..."
At that moment, the effeminate servant of the man in blue pushed open the door and entered. When he saw that only Sun Jian and a beautiful woman were left in the room, he immediately panicked.
Where is my young master?
He hurriedly searched the bed and the floor, and even opened the third-floor window to look out.
If it weren't for the fact that the room's window was more than ten meters above the ground, he would have seriously suspected that his young master had jumped out and escaped.
His actions caused both Sun Jian and the man in blue to cover their mouths and chuckle.
He even managed to deceive his closest servant, which shows how skillful Sun Jian was.
"Where is our young master?! Where did he go?"
"And...where did she...where did she come from?! She wasn't in the room just now."
"Young master? What young master? There were only the two of us in the room from beginning to end. After I entered, I didn't see anyone else in the room except for this gentleman."
The man in blue successfully used a voice changer to speak in a female voice, which nearly made the servant stumble and lose his balance. Beads of sweat visibly seeped out from his forehead.
"Okay, I was just kidding."
The man in blue removed the voice changer, and his voice quickly returned to its original form, which put the servant at ease.
"Young Master!!"
"This...this is too amazing."
The servant's eyes lit up when he confirmed that his young master was not lost and had instead used some magical thing to change his voice.
"How's the situation downstairs? Will it be okay to go out now?"
"It doesn't affect anything. The two sides are still at a stalemate, but the number of officers and soldiers is actually increasing."
"The gate is tightly closed now, it seems they're waiting for some adults to come and discuss something..."
"Furthermore, that Vice Minister of Works, Liu Sanye, has become a rogue, claiming that Baihualou should compensate him. He said that if they don't pay him, he will report the matter of the Prefectural Commandant secretly opening Baihualou to the authorities. The two sides are still at a standoff."
"Holy crap! He even called the authorities?"
"He doesn't pay for prostitutes himself, and then he extorts money from the brothel."
Sun Jian scoffed, "Damn, this Liu San is really audacious! He's having a blast being an official."
"If being an official meant this, I'd be out visiting prostitutes every day."
"Let's ignore him for now. I bet Liu San has done this kind of thing a lot before. We'll settle this score with him later." A hint of ruthlessness flashed in the man's eyes, but it was gone in an instant.
Shall we leave now?
"good!"
The three hit it off immediately and, according to the script Sun Jian had prepared in advance, began to stage a story about a husband being caught soliciting prostitutes.
Sun Jian plays a customer of prostitutes, a man in blue plays Sun Jian's wife, and the servants are just background characters.
The commotion, from upstairs to downstairs, left everyone around them stunned.
With the help of silicone implants and a voice changer, she successfully fooled the soldiers' search and walked out of Baihualou.
Today's commotion has even saved Sun Jian the cost of tea.
At this moment, the three of them hid in a secluded alley, reliving the amusing scene from just now, laughing from ear to ear.
"Haha, today is the happiest day of my life, it was so much fun."
"Friend, thank you so much this time. May I ask your name?"
The man in blue had already changed out of his women's clothing and into his own.
Sun Jian waved his hand magnanimously: "Just call me Sun Jian, it was nothing, nothing at all. By the way, what's your name?"
“I… my surname is Long, Long Cheng. This is my personal servant, you can just call him Xiao Jinzi.”
The man in blue paused slightly when he said his surname, and his expression became somewhat unnatural.
Although Sun Jian had noticed it, he didn't reveal it, and he didn't want to dwell on the person's identity.
Even if someone is the King of Heaven, it's none of his business.
"Young Master Long, thank you very much for the one hundred taels of silver today."
"Judging from your handsome features and smart clothes, you must be from a wealthy family, right?"
The man in blue smiled slightly, without directly answering Sun Jian's question: "Haha, compared to being able to get to know you from today onwards, a mere hundred taels is nothing to worry about."
“Then…we’re friends from now on, Sun Jian.”
"From now on, shall I call you Brother Sun?"
"Alright, then I'll call you Brother Long."
Sun Jian smiled and took out a bottle of imported Viagra from his pocket, tossing it to Long Cheng.
"Here, I'll give you something."
When Long Cheng took it in his hand, he saw that it was a bottle about the size of his palm. However, the bottle was made of a special material. It was soft to the touch and had a smooth texture. It was something he had never seen before.
"Open it and take a look."
Sun Jian directed Long Cheng to unscrew the bottle cap, revealing a dense array of tiny black pills inside.
"Viagra... such a tongue twister... what is it? A pill?"
"Hehe, this is a good thing! You're impotent, aren't you? With this, take one before you do anything, and I guarantee you'll be virile and have a perfect erection!"
Long Cheng blushed slightly, but still asked in surprise, "Is this thing really that powerful? Why have I never heard of it before?"
Sun Jian patted Long Cheng on the shoulder and said, "That's because you hadn't met me before. If you had, you would have heard about me long ago!"
"Brother Sun, I've discovered you're truly an extraordinary person!"
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