Chapter 135: No After-Sales Service [Seeking Monthly Tickets]
"I'll show you something!"
Shen Tang's words almost came out off the cuff.
Qi Shan took a step back, and asked warily, "What are you looking at?"
Shen Tang stopped tugging at his belt and, under Qi Shan's bewildered gaze, retied the bow. He actually noticed a hint of embarrassment on the usually "shameless" young master Shen's face, his earlobes turning a deep red.
"Yuanliang, don't speak yet, stop, stand there and don't move. I'm fine, just think I've lost my mind." Realizing what she had said, Shen Tang covered her forehead with a headache, raised her hand to stop Qi Shan from stepping forward, and didn't forget to shift the blame, "It's all your fault, calling me 'Young Master' all the time, making me really think I have such a part."
Qi Shan raised an eyebrow: "What exactly do you want to do?"
Shen Tang: "At first I wanted to take off my shirt."
Qi Shan's eyes twitched, and she suppressed her temper, saying, "It's late and the dew is heavy. Why are you taking off your clothes for no reason? Aren't you afraid of catching a cold?"
Shen Tang slapped her thigh and chimed in, "So I changed my mind in a flash and decided not to take it off! Who told me that my body is only eleven or twelve years old at most, and my development hasn't happened yet? Even if I take off my shirt, I estimate that Li Li's upper body looks more like a woman than mine!"
To be honest, the venomous spider's physique is no accident; its muscles, its figure, and the way its muscles ripple with a unique beauty are all remarkable.
In contrast, Shen Tang—
There really wasn't a single up or down.
Going out shirtless won't attract any attention.
Perhaps someone will say, "No pectoral muscles or abs, ribs are visible, skinny body, how dare you show them off?"
"Therefore, I had to abandon my plan halfway and take off my pants."
"If Young Master Shen needs to relieve himself, he can choose a place himself." Qi Shan's face grew darker as he listened. He turned to leave, his experience telling him that Young Master Shen was starting to ramble on again—this young master was good in every way, but unfortunately, he had a big mouth.
"Yuanliang, don't go yet! I really intend to be honest with you... ugh, honest about everything. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity." Shen Tang reached out to stop Qi Shan, who was turning away without hesitation. In the end, it was a sudden inspiration that made her stop. She said, "I haven't even told Wu Hui this. It's a secret that even he doesn't know. Don't you want to know?"
Considering that it was a secret even Chu Wuhui didn't know, Qi Shan was willing to spare a bit of patience to listen to Shen Tang's nonsense.
He said, "You speak!"
Shen Tang then said, "Then I'll continue—I was just about to take off my pants when you asked, and suddenly I remembered something very serious—there's a difference between us, men and women. Although I'm still young, the Book of Rites says, 'Those who are seven years old should not sit together.' I'm already eleven or twelve. If I really did that, wouldn't that be considered indecent assault? Luckily, I stopped in time and the crime was aborted."
Qi Shan gave a cold laugh after hearing this.
What is Young Master Shen trying to express?
"Please state my gender!"
Qi Shan scoffed: "Is this what you wanted to say?"
"Uh...yes."
Qi Shan rolled her eyes impatiently: "It's getting late and the dew is heavy. Young Master Chen, you should go back to sleep early and stop dreaming."
Shen Tang's head was buzzing and her expression went blank at his reaction—no, she had been so honest, why wouldn't he believe her? Qi Shan took a long stride, and Shen Tang jogged to catch up, shouting indignantly, "What do you mean by 'dreaming'?"
He wouldn't believe she was a woman until several years later, when this body started menstruating or when secondary sexual characteristics became obvious.
"Is it so hard to believe I'm a woman???"
Qi Shan speaks frankly and without reservation.
"Difficult, more difficult than ascending to heaven."
Honestly, Zhai Le looks more like a refined young lady than Shen Xiaolangjun. If Shen Xiaolangjun could stop bothering the black-faced man in the pigsty, perhaps this ridiculous nonsense would have some credibility.
Shen Tang: "..."
She had never suffered such an injustice in her life!
Sprawled on the bed, Shen Tang tossed and turned like a pancake, unable to sleep. Finally, unable to bear it any longer, she sat up and knocked on Chu Yao's door. Chu Yao was a light sleeper and woke up to open the door shortly after. He initially thought it was Lin Feng, but then realized the time was wrong.
Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be Goro.
"Goro, come in. Did you have a nightmare?"
Seeing the fine sweat on Shen Tang's forehead, I thought she was just young and had been frightened by a nightmare, so I got up and poured her a glass of water.
Shen Tang gulped down the tea, and her anger subsided slightly. She believed that there were still normal people in this world: "Wu Hui, I have something to tell you, but don't be afraid!"
Hearing the noise, Qi Shan, who was still awake next door, snorted coldly.
Chu Yao chuckled and said, "Yao isn't afraid."
He was increasingly convinced that Shen Tang was having a nightmare. If he hadn't run out of candy, he would have given Wu Lang two to try, hoping they could calm the child's nighttime crying.
Shen Tang asked seriously, "Do you believe I am a woman?"
Chu Yao paused for a moment, then seemed to understand something, and gently comforted him: "Wulang, those were all nightmares, fake, not real."
He guessed that the nightmare must be related to the silkworm room and castration. As the saying goes, "What you think about during the day, you dream about at night." Goro had been thinking about castrating the piglets the next day, so it was possible that he dreamed about himself. So he comforted him again.
"..." Shen Tang.
"Pfft—" Qi Shan, who was sitting next door, couldn't help but chuckle.
Shen Tang: "..."
She just wants to strangle Qi Bushan next door right now!
"Wu Hui, you don't believe me?"
Seeing that Shen Tang had changed his usual expression, with a serious expression and solemn attitude, Chu Yao felt a nerve being touched and had a vague sense of foreboding. He couldn't help but become more serious.
"Goro, you were having a nightmare."
It's not that Chu Yao is sexist—in fact, in this world, because of the distinction between literary talent and martial prowess, strength is the primary criterion. Literary talent and martial prowess are always the "top 0," and all demons and monsters are discriminated against. Only then do gender, region, and race come into play.
Having weathered the storms of life and witnessed its full spectrum of human nature, over a decade of wandering and hardship had made Chu Yao incredibly "down-to-earth." However, being "down-to-earth" didn't mean being "down-to-earth"—there were no women like Wu Lang in the mortal realm...
Listing the things Goro has done...
Haha, who would believe that?
Seeing that Shen Tang was in a bad mood, he suggested tactfully, "If Wu Lang likes women's clothes, let the old woman who is good at needlework make two tomorrow?"
You can also buy cosmetics.
This is no big deal!
Shen Tang covered her face with her hands, feeling like she couldn't clear her name even if she jumped into the Yellow River: "Since neither you nor Yuan Liang believe me, I won't force you. But let me make this clear from the start: if you two really find out I'm a woman in the future, don't come crying to me... I won't be responsible for after-sales service! Gender issues cannot be changed with current technology."
After much persuasion, Wu Lang, who seemed to be a "nightmare" causing trouble for him, finally left. Looking back, Chu Yao felt that something was amiss.
He knocked on the door next door.
He asked, "Do you believe it?"
The person inside retorted, "You believe it?"
An eerie silence fell between the two people inside and outside the house.
Their answer was naturally disbelief.
Can--
Chu Yao: "If that's true, what can we do?"
What are you planning to do?
Thinking of the scholar's way that he had supported for so many years and the only time he had ever initiated it, he felt like he was in a dilemma and sighed softly.
"This is the will of Heaven, and it cannot be changed."
Qi Shan sneered: "You can't change it, but I can?"
|ω｀o)“
Xiaofang was sleeping soundly and didn't come out to disturb her.
The Tier 1 Ranking: A ranking of strength, with T0 being the strongest. This article can be considered as the top of the hierarchy pyramid.
(End of this chapter)
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