Since that night, Zhang Shaozhong's courtyard has fallen into an extremely strange "new normal".
Every night, as soon as Zhang Shaozhong returned to his room, the other two "tenants" would appear on time.
Sometimes it's Ye Meier who comes first, wearing all sorts of sexy nightgowns that make people's blood boil, using all sorts of absurd reasons such as "being afraid," "having nightmares," or "needing yang energy" to forcefully crawl into his bed and subject him to all sorts of "ear-piercing" and "physical harassment."
Sometimes Ling Qingxue would arrive first, usually with the excuse of "exploring the flow of chaotic energy," "checking the nodes of the formation," or simply "the spiritual energy here is the most peaceful," and then she would calmly occupy the other side of the bed.
What made Zhang Shaozhong even more devastated was that no matter who arrived first, the other would "just happen" to appear within ten minutes!
Then came a new round of verbal sparring, eye-to-eye battles, and... a silent contest where he was used as a "human divider"!
He felt like a sandwich filling, spending every night in a state of torment between ice and fire, his sleep quality plummeted, and his dark circles were almost as bad as a panda's!
That morning, Zhang Shaozhong, sporting two heavy dark circles under his eyes, dragged himself out of bed with a look of utter despair.
On the left, Ling Qingxue was tidying up her disheveled nightgown; on the right, Ye Meier was still clinging to him like an octopus, fast asleep, her drool almost dripping onto his shoulder.
Zhang Shaozhong carefully tried to remove Ye Meier's arm from his body, but the witch grumbled in dissatisfaction and hugged him even tighter, putting one leg directly on his stomach!
Ling Qingxue paused slightly as she straightened her clothes. Her cool gaze swept over Ye Meier's extremely unseemly sleeping posture and Zhang Shaozhong's embarrassed face. She spoke indifferently, "What kind of behavior is this?"
Her voice wasn't loud, but it seemed to have a magical power, startling Ye Meier awake from her deep sleep!
"What's all the noise about!"
Ye Meier opened her sleepy eyes and saw Ling Qingxue. She immediately went into battle mode. Instead of letting go of Zhang Shaozhong, she deliberately gave him a kiss on the cheek and provocatively said, "You hypocrite, are you jealous? Jealous that the head of the household likes to hold me while sleeping?"
Ling Qingxue's eyes turned cold. She didn't speak, but her aura instantly dropped ten degrees.
Zhang Shaozhong felt like he was about to freeze from the oppressive atmosphere, so he quickly pushed Ye Meier away and jumped out of bed in a disheveled state: "I...I'll go make breakfast!"
He rushed into the kitchen as if fleeing, leaned against the door, and let out a long sigh.
This can't go on! Absolutely not!
With his small frame, he has to cultivate and deal with potential troubles during the day, and at night he has to be used as a "battlefield" by the two big shots. He's bound to die young sooner or later!
We have to think of a solution!
As he fried the eggs, his mind raced. Should he send them away?
That's courting death.
Who is prohibited from coming?
It's probably no use anyway; neither of these two is a reasonable person.
Suddenly, a brilliant idea struck him!
Since we can't stop them from coming, then... let's improve the environment?
For example... changing the bed?
The bed he's sleeping in now is a standard 1.5-meter double bed.
It's usually enough for one person to sleep comfortably, but with two big shots squeezing in, it feels extremely crowded!
In particular, Ye Meier was extremely restless in her sleep, and would often touch him inappropriately. Although Ling Qingxue was quiet, the bed was too small for her to move around much.
What if... we got a super king-size bed?
For example, two meters by two and a half meters?
That would make the space much larger!
Yes! That's what we'll do!
Thinking of this, Zhang Shaozhong suddenly felt energized even while frying eggs!
After breakfast, while Ling Qingxue was consolidating her Golden Core realm in the courtyard and Ye Meier was fiddling with her new clothes in her room (who knows where she bought them online again), Zhang Shaozhong made an excuse to slip out the door.
He went straight to the largest furniture store in the city.
The sales assistant was a warm and friendly woman. When she saw Zhang Shaozhong, a young man, looking at beds, she smiled and asked, "Young man, are you buying a wedding bed? What style are you looking for?"
Zhang Shaozhong blushed and stammered, "Ah...no...it's just...just a regular bed, but it has to be big! Really big! The more spacious the better!"
The saleswoman gave me a knowing look and a knowing smile: "Got it, got it! You're a young couple, a bigger space is better for you to move around! Come on, take a look at this 2.2m by 2.4m one, the 'Emperor's Comfort' series, imported latex pad, independent springs, it won't budge no matter how much you roll around..."
Zhang Shaozhong blushed and quickly interrupted, "This is it! How much? Can you deliver it today?"
After paying and agreeing to have the delivery made in the afternoon, Zhang Shaozhong finally felt a huge weight lifted off his shoulders, and even felt a little bit of anticipation.
After all, who wouldn't want to sleep in a big bed!
In the afternoon, when the delivery driver laboriously carried the huge mattress and sturdy solid wood bed frame into Zhang Shaozhong's bedroom, it indeed attracted the attention of the other two.
Ye Meier circled the enormous mattress, clicking her tongue in amazement: "Oh? Master of the household, what are you doing? Preparing to hold a sports meet on the bed?"
Ling Qingxue also stood at the door, her cold gaze sweeping over the huge bed that took up almost half of the bedroom. Her ears turned slightly red, but she didn't say anything.
Zhang Shaozhong chuckled twice and explained, "Well... the original bed was too small and uncomfortable, so we changed to a bigger one, something more spacious..."
Ye Meier's eyes darted around, and she immediately understood his little scheme. A foxy smile appeared on her face as she leaned close to his ear and whispered, "Oh~ I get it! You think the old bed wasn't big enough for the three of us to 'move around' in, right? Don't worry, I promise, this big bed will be put to full use!"
Zhang Shaozhong: "..." That's not what I meant!
Although Ling Qingxue didn't hear Ye Meier's whisper, she could guess most of it from her expression and Zhang Shaozhong's flushed face.
That night.
With a mix of trepidation and excitement, Zhang Shaozhong lay down on the brand-new, spacious, and soft bed.
So comfortable! I feel like I could roll around on the spot three times!
He had just closed his eyes, preparing to enjoy a long-awaited moment of peace—
Squeak.
The door was pushed open.
Night Enchantress swayed in, wearing her signature black lace nightgown. Her eyes lit up when she saw the large bed: "Wow! It's huge!"
Without any hesitation, she jumped onto the bed, bounced twice on the soft, bouncy mattress, then rolled over to Zhang Shaozhong's side, hooking her arm around his. "Great! Great! The homeowner is so thoughtful! Tonight we can have a proper 'deep conversation'~"
Zhang Shaozhong didn't even have time to push her away—
Ling Qingxue appeared at the doorway.
She was still wearing that plain white nightgown, her cool gaze sweeping across the spacious bed, and then... she silently walked over and lay down on the other side of the bed.
Looking at the hot, delicate body pressed against him on the left, and then at the aloof figure on the right, Zhang Shaozhong felt a mix of emotions.
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