Why do I need to register for this 'Meituan'?
The Demon Lord held Zhang Shaozhong's phone, his bloodshot eyes filled with confusion. "With a single command from the Demon Realm, my thousands of demon servants will offer up their blood offerings."
Master Xuanji poked his head out of the study: "You need to register for 'Ele.me' too? And what... payment method do you need to link?"
Zhang Shao, reborn with a sense of despair, walked over and said, "Seniors, this requires an ID card and a bank card..."
"ID card? Bank card?"
The Demon Lord frowned. "Identity tokens and spirit stone cards from the mortal realm?"
Ye Meier laughed so hard she rolled on the floor: "Master, you should take a break! These things are much harder than cultivation!"
Ling Qingxue reluctantly took out her phone: "Let me help Master."
After much trouble, I finally managed to order a bunch of barbecue and crayfish using Ling Qingxue's account.
While waiting for the food delivery, the Demon Lord was restless: "Why is this 'delivery guy' so slow? I can travel a thousand miles with a single thought."
Master Xuanji remained calm: "Since you have chosen the mortal path, you must abide by the mortal rules."
The doorbell finally rang.
The Demon Lord rushed over and opened the door, startling the delivery guy.
"What is this?" The Demon Lord stared at the lunchbox in the plastic bag.
Zhang Shaozhong quickly took the takeout: "Here's a takeout box, senior."
The aroma of spicy crayfish wafted out as the lunchbox was opened. The Demon Lord's eyes lit up, and he reached out to grab some.
"Use this!" Zhang Shaozhong quickly handed over disposable gloves.
The Demon Lord looked at the thin gloves with disdain: "So troublesome?"
But I wore it anyway.
Master Xuanji carefully peeled a shrimp and nodded, saying, "It's spicy and flavorful, quite unique."
The Demon Lord, his hands covered in red oil, exclaimed, "Delicious! Much more satisfying than blood food!"
While peeling the shrimp, Ye Meier said, "Master, please eat slowly. No one will take it from you."
Ling Qingxue whispered to Zhang Shaozhong, "It seems we can't talk about serious matters today."
Zhang Shaozhong sighed: "Let's take good care of these two ancestors first."
After finishing the crayfish, the Demon Lord still wanted more: "Another serving, please!"
Master Xuanji wiped his hands and said, "You can try the desserts at that shop. I just saw they had mango pomelo sago."
Zhang Shaozhong resignedly picked up his phone again.
The next day, Zhang Shaozhong decided that he had to get down to business no matter what.
He gathered the three of them in the living room, where the boundary stone was placed in the center of the coffee table.
"Seniors, we must..."
Before he could finish speaking, the Demon Lord interrupted him: "The grilled eggplant at that barbecue place yesterday was quite good."
Master Xuanji nodded: "Roasted chives are acceptable."
Zhang Shaozhong almost choked: "Can we talk about the Boundary Stone first?"
Ye Meier interjected, "That's right! All you guys do all day is eat!"
Ling Qingxue said softly, "Master, if the Boundary Stone cannot be restored, we will not be able to return."
The Demon Lord shrugged: "What's the rush? We haven't even tasted all the delicacies of this world yet."
Master Xuanji pondered and said, "Perhaps... even delicious food contains profound truths."
Zhang Shaozhong couldn't help but raise his voice: "Seniors! This stone will be ruined if we don't use it soon!"
The Demon Lord finally looked at the Boundary Stone properly: "This thing... has indeed lost all its spiritual energy."
Master Xuanji also became serious: "If we want to replenish our spatial power, perhaps we should go and take a look at the places Elder Long mentioned."
Just as Zhang Shaozhong breathed a sigh of relief, he heard the Demon Lord say, "Then let's go to the Loulan Illusionary Realm in the Western Regions. I've heard that the roasted whole lamb there is absolutely amazing."
Master Xuanji added, "The snow lotus soup from Kunlun Mountain is also worth trying."
Zhang Shaozhong: "..."
We've finally decided to head to the Western Regions next week.
The reason wasn't that the Loulan Illusion was so important, but that the Demon Lord found out there was a popular restaurant there that required reservations a week in advance.
Zhang Shaozhong lived in constant fear, terrified that the two big shots would demolish his house.
After a long and arduous journey, the departure day finally arrived, and the five of them boarded the plane.
The Demon Lord looked at the clouds outside the window: "This iron bird is fast enough, but it's too crowded."
Master Xuanji closed his eyes to rest: "It's still less strenuous than flying on a sword."
The flight attendant brought over the airplane meal, and the Demon Lord frowned: "You dare to serve such food to your guests?"
Master Xuanji took a bite and said, "It is indeed hard to swallow."
Zhang Shaozhong quickly took out the self-heating hot pot he had prepared: "Seniors, please try this."
The Demon Lord was finally satisfied: "You've got some good intentions, kid."
Upon arriving in the Western Regions, they found the hotel they had booked. The Demon Lord immediately opened a food delivery app as soon as he entered the room: "Where's that whole roasted lamb place?"
Xuanji Zhenren was searching for the address of the Snow Lotus Soup.
Zhang Shaozhong said weakly, "Seniors, shouldn't we go and take a look at the Loulan Illusionary Realm first?"
The Demon Lord didn't even look up: "What's the rush? You need to be well-fed to have the energy to work."
Master Xuanji nodded: "That makes sense."
So the first day was spent eating and drinking.
The next day, Zhang Shaozhong dragged the two of them to the edge of the desert.
"The Loulan Illusionary Realm is just ahead," Zhang Shaozhong said, pointing to the sand dunes in the distance.
The Demon Lord squinted and looked around. "The spatial fluctuations are indeed abnormal. However..." He turned and asked, "What time does that whole roasted lamb restaurant open?"
Master Xuanji calculated with his fingers: "There is still one hour left."
Zhang Shaozhong looked at Ling Qingxue and Ye Meier in despair.
Night Enchantress shrugged: "You'll get used to it."
Ling Qingxue said softly, "At least they came."
Finally, tempted by the whole roasted lamb, the two big shots began to seriously explore the spatial structure of the Loulan Illusion.
The Demon Lord sensed the spatial fluctuations and said, "The space here is indeed weak."
Master Xuanji nodded: "Perhaps this can be used to replenish the Boundary Stones."
Zhang Shaozhong finally saw a glimmer of hope: "Then let's..."
The Demon Lord interrupted him: "Go eat the whole roasted lamb first, it won't taste good if it gets cold."
Zhang Shaozhong: "..."
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