He had originally decided that after fulfilling his great-grandmother's dream, he would pursue further studies and not become the only weakling in his generation who didn't become a PhD.
Who knew that not long after fulfilling his great-grandmother's dream, she started bothering him again.
It's gotten worse these past few days. His great-grandmother not only curses at him, but also hits him with his cane.
That wasn't all; he also discovered that he had been having very bad luck during the time his great-grandmother was looking for him.
Kong Xuan, who loved Gu Yuan Ant Wine, looked at Zhang Tianle with a wry smile: "Master, what exactly is going on with my great-grandmother? I clearly did everything she asked, so why is she still coming to find me?"
He's really been wronged to death.
Zhang Tianle glanced at him and said indifferently, "Because your grandma's urn exploded."
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! How could my great-grandmother's urn have exploded? Master, you may not know this, but I just sent my great-grandmother's urn into outer space this year. There's absolutely no way her urn could have exploded."
At this point, he quickly glanced at the live stream chat and added:
"The reason I sent my great-grandmother's ashes into outer space is because my dad said that before she died, my great-grandmother said that she had always had a wish: to see outer space."
A few years ago, a foreign company claimed it could send things into space. After discussing it with my family, we decided to send her ashes into outer space to fulfill her last wish.
So, streamer, I'm so sure the urn will never explode!
I've checked this company; they seem very reliable, and they send me photos of my great-grandmother's urn every month. They offer a repair guarantee.
Just twenty days ago, they sent me a photo of my great-grandmother's urn.
Kong Xuan, who loves Gu Yuan Ant Wine, looked at Zhang Tianle with a blank expression: "So, it's absolutely impossible for my great-grandmother's urn to explode."
Kong Xuan's explanation, about his love for Gu Yuan ant wine, immediately enlivened the entire live stream.
[Is this even possible? Sending Grandma's ashes to outer space? What kind of divine operation is this? I just want to double-tap 666!]
[Oh dear! If you want Great-Grandma to see outer space, why not just burn some pictures of outer space for her? Let her see them.]
I originally thought the PhD student's family would be rational, but I didn't expect them to be so inhumane.
No wonder Grandma said it was cold; you'd be cold too if you went to outer space.
[So Kong Xuan, who loves Gu Yuan ant wine, should burn a spacesuit for his great-grandmother, instead of regular Chanel, because Chanel looks nice but doesn't keep things warm!]
Great-Grandma: You are all such filial sons, you're almost killing me with your filial piety! Even after I'm gone, you won't let me rest in peace!
Kong Xuan, who loves Gu Yuan ant wine, watched the comments and fell silent.
While Kong Xuan, who loves Gu Yuan Ant Wine, fell silent because of what his viewers said, Zhang Tianle spoke up: "Your great-grandmother's space station exploded. It even scattered your great-grandmother's ashes. Your great-grandmother's ashes are still floating in outer space."
As soon as Zhang Tianle said this...
Kong Xuan, who loves Gu Yuan ant wine: "???"
The viewers in the live stream are still showcasing their essay-like writing skills:
【？？？】
I thought I was quite imaginative, but it turns out my mind was the one limiting my imagination.
So, roughly speaking, it's like Kong Xuan, who loved eating ancient ant wine, blew up his great-grandmother's urn? Originally, his great-grandmother could have rested peacefully in her grave, enjoying the blessings of eternal sleep and protecting her descendants. But guess what?! Her dutiful grandson dug her out of her grave, sent her thousands of miles abroad, launched her into outer space, and then she exploded.
Therefore, it's entirely reasonable and logical that Grandma would cause trouble for this filial grandson!
[Oh my god, it's raining down milk goddesses from the sky!]
Just then, Kong Xuan, who loved Gu Yuan ant wine, received a text message.
The text message can be summarized as follows: His belongings stored in the space capsule were damaged due to the space capsule being hit by a meteorite, so the insurance he had previously filed for compensation was paid out.
So, in short, something really happened to his grandmother's urn.
He checked his phone several times to confirm the message.
After watching it, he almost knelt down before Zhang Tianle on the spot.
He initially thought Zhang Tianle was talking nonsense.
Who knew that what Zhang Tianle said was actually true.
"Master, you're absolutely right! My great-grandmother's urn really did explode. What should I do now? My great-grandmother is still floating in outer space."
Kong Xuan, who loves Gu Yuan ant wine, is now truly panicked.
He is now a sinner in the family.
When they sent their great-grandmother's ashes into outer space, the whole family sat down together to discuss it and knew that if their great-grandmother's urn was stored in outer space, such a thing could indeed happen.
Moreover, at the time, the whole family believed that in order to fulfill their great-grandmother's last wish, even if her urn exploded, she would understand.
After researching all aspects, the family bought insurance for their great-grandmother's urn and had a specially made, sealed urn made in the hopes of protecting it in the event of a meteorite impact.
As it turned out, the space capsule where my great-grandmother was located still exploded, and her urn was also lost.
He also got entangled with his great-grandmother.
"There are two options: First, I will perform a ritual to help your great-grandmother's soul pass on and be sent into the cycle of reincarnation. This way, your great-grandmother's soul will not be consumed by the absolute temperature of outer space, and she will not come to bother you."
"Secondly, I'll get a special custom-made talisman for your great-grandmother so she can continue floating in outer space. She might just come visit you from time to time and share the view of outer space with you."
Zhang Tianle handed the choice back to Kong Xuan, who loved Gu Yuan ant wine.
Kong Xuan, who loved Gu Yuan Ant Wine, frowned, looking somewhat troubled: "Both options are good. It's just that I don't know what my great-grandmother's opinion is. I dare not make decisions for her now."
This person has already made the mistake of making a bad decision for their great-grandmother, which resulted in the explosion of her urn and a severe beating from her. This mistake cannot be repeated.
Zhang Tianle affirmed his idea and nodded: "Of course, you can also listen to your great-grandmother's thoughts. Shall I invite her over for you?"
Kong Xuan, who loves Gu Yuan ant wine: "Hmm?"
Is this even possible?
He immediately became excited: "Great! Please, Master, invite my great-grandmother over and see what she thinks."
That way he can assist from the side.
Anyway, this was Grandma's own decision, so we can't blame him, right?
Zhang Tianle immediately drew a talisman to invite Kong Xuan's great-grandmother, who loved to eat Gu Yuan ant wine, back.
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