"Stop arguing, what exactly happened to Fatty Tang? He's gotten you all into this mess."
The friends in the hearse were somewhat panicked.
Guess what? I'll show the phone screen to my friends: "Look!"
Everyone then saw Lao Liu's WeChat Moments.
They looked at the coffin, then at the phone screen, and then at Old Tang.
To be honest, they wish they could faint like Old Lin right now.
Old Tang handed Old Lin over to his stunned friends, then tapped the coffin: "Idiot, stop pretending to be dead in there, or we'll really burn you to ashes."
He was speechless.
Looking at this idiot's WeChat Moments, it seems like he's implying that things have gotten so heated that it would be an injustice if he didn't die, so he's killing someone to celebrate.
He had truly never met anyone so utterly speechless.
Moreover, this person was his friend, which made him seem very low-class.
Old Liu, who was lying inside pretending to be dead: "???"
no!
He was planning to die to show his friend, and this chubby guy knew he was faking it?
So, he died.
The fat man only shed a few crocodile tears for him?
Before the person lying in the coffin could react, the chubby boy opened the coffin lid.
Holding his phone on silent, scrolling through Xianyin (a Chinese music streaming platform), watching the long-legged beauties on Xianyin's live stream, Lao Liu, drooling and rolling his eyes at the fat guy, just stared at You Guess What?
The viewers in the live stream also took a close-up shot of Lao Liu lying in the coffin, using a "guess what I'm doing" camera angle.
The viewers in the live stream were still saying:
[Get rich by seeing a coffin! Get rich by seeing a coffin! Get rich by seeing a coffin!]
When the coffin lid was opened.
After running into Lao Liu, who was browsing Xianyin (a Chinese music streaming platform), I finally met him.
They all turned into:
Holy crap! Are there really such bizarre people in this world?!
[How could someone be so careless? They're about to send him to the crematorium, and he's still lying in his coffin playing celestial music.]
[I'm numb! Seriously numb! I thought the bizarre news I'd seen was bizarre enough, but reality is often even more bizarre than I imagined!]
While the viewers were discussing it, "Guess What?" suddenly hardened his fist, put his phone in his pocket, clenched his fist, and slammed it hard into Lao Liu's face: "Damn it! You really think this is funny? You son of a bitch!"
He kept punching Old Liu in the face.
Judging from his posture, it seemed he wished he could send Old Liu back to the gates of hell with a single punch.
His friends, who had been watching with bated breath, saw that he was getting really angry as he kept guessing, so they quickly came over and pulled him away.
And they helped Old Liu up from the coffin.
At this moment, the friends in the hearse were still in a daze.
They knew that Fatty Tang had his fortune told at Xianyin Temple, and then he opened Old Liu's coffin lid.
Old Liu, who was originally diagnosed as dead by the doctor, was found lying in his coffin playing celestial music.
Too much happened today; it was a bit beyond what their brains could process.
In short, it's outrageous!
"Waaah..."
The moment Old Liu was lifted out of the coffin, You Guess What? He burst into tears.
The way she cried was so heartbreaking, so deeply moving.
It left everyone around them speechless with shock.
"Old Liu, you scared me to death! You really scared me to death!" Guess what? She broke free from her friends' grasp and hugged Old Liu tightly, patting his back hard with her chubby hands while crying loudly.
Guess what? This tight hug almost strangled him, and then this slap nearly suffocated him, causing him to die on the spot.
Hearing Lao Liu cough forcefully and wave his hand in the air, the friends around him finally realized something was wrong and stepped forward again to pull the two apart. This time, they even forcefully held down the "Guess What?" game.
They realized that as long as Lao Liu stayed away from Fatty Tang, he would be safest.
Otherwise, Lao Liu might be sent back to the gates of hell at any moment by the excited Fatty Tang.
"Fatty, go and say hello to the fortune teller you're talking to now." Their friend immediately advised when Fatty was about to move, "Putting your phone in your pocket halfway through is a bit disrespectful. You should apologize to the streamer properly."
After being advised by his friend, who was originally about to give Lao Liu, who looked terrified and relieved, another hug, he stomped his foot and exclaimed, "Damn it! I almost forgot I was still on a live stream with the master! This is really wrong of me!"
Guess what? He quickly pulled out his phone and kept bowing and apologizing to Zhang Tianle, who was drawing talismans: "Master! I was too emotional just now, so I put my phone in my pocket. I really didn't think much of it. Please don't blame me!"
He was genuinely a little panicked!
After all, the streamer he followed was no ordinary person; he was a ruthless individual who could summon the King of Hell from the underworld simply by shaking his token.
Zhang Tianle had just finished drawing a talisman and put the brush on the brush holder: "It's nothing."
As Zhang Tianle spoke, he took out his token.
Seeing that dark, black token, you can guess if I panicked.
No way?
The streamer really would pull out his token and shake it to summon Yama, the King of Hell, because he disrespected him. Was he going to call Yama to kill him?
Or did they see that Lao Liu was missing, so they wanted to take him away?
"Take this, your friend needs it." Zhang Tianle attached the newly drawn talisman to the token and tossed it toward the phone camera.
The next moment, the token landed on the head of "Guess What?".
Guess what? I touched my head, which had been hit so hard, and then I touched the token on top of my head.
"Master, what use is this token to me?"
What he actually wanted to say was: Master, why don't you just call up Yama, the King of Hell, and have him open a path to the underworld for you, so you can all come together?
Otherwise, he would be really panicked inside.
"They're here."
Zhang Tianle looked in the direction where Lao Liu was.
The fat man's hair stood on end.
What did the master mean by that?
What's coming?
Just as he was about to ask Zhang Tianle, the hearse suddenly stopped. Even more terrifying, the back door of the hearse was blown off by a mysterious force with a loud bang.
The friends who were chatting with Lao Liu, who had just survived the ordeal, were startled by this sudden scene and all looked out of the car.
Outside the car, the once clear, cloudless blue sky had been replaced by dark clouds.
It got dark.
The streetlights then turned on.
As they looked over, the streetlights began to turn off, gradually coming closer.
This scene terrified everyone, and they all huddled together tightly.
Guess what? I'll guess. I'll hold the token Zhang Tianle gave me tightly in my hand and look at the live stream again.
He breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Zhang Tianle was still in the live stream.
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